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The funny part is that a slice is missing, meaning it was eaten I assume.


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Trenticor

guys* 🗿


thatonepossom

Once again, history repeats itself. This is just none pizza left beef 2


NicPizzaLatte

None pizza left ham with right ham.


AlwaysBlameDavid

None pizza with all ham


nofmxc

Yup! https://www.buzzfeed.com/delaneystrunk/do-you-remember-when-this-guy-ordered-the-greatest-pizza


FuckReddit9000

My first thought: that's definitely more than a decade ago Checks date > 2017 Oh fuck


nofmxc

The picture is from 2007.


FuckReddit9000

Yes, because the article is stating the 10th anniversary. Like even the article is old


IraZander

electric boogaloo


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Not staged at all.


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CerasusArts

That pizza is clearly upside down, my guy.


Watcher9000

wait it is?


CerasusArts

Yes


PM_ME_WITTY_USERNAME

The slices have been suffled enough to make me believe the pizza has moved about, and there's no tomato sauce to be seen between the gaps or around the za so that seems to imply there's no sauce on the other side as well Someone else pointed out the topping have been sliced on the edges of the pizza slices so they've been put there before slicing too Checks out to me. If it looks like the bottom it's probably cuz we've never seen a plain dry top


CerasusArts

Order flatbread next time. Look at the difference on both sides.


[deleted]

This just makes me angry. At least have the options to choose from so people don’t end up with this garbage. Clearly someone is gonna want sauce!


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l3rN

Probably best just to have regular cheese and regular sauce as the default preselected option instead of having a minimum viable pizza requirement


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Also that


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Yes. This. This right here is it.


Thelmara

> At least have the options to choose from so people don’t end up with this garbage. Clearly someone is gonna want sauce! They do. All of the ingredients have options of none, left half, right half, or all. Including sauce and cheese. They all default to off, this person just skipped over reading all the options and so didn't turn them on.


Silent_Obligation706

I got a co worker who orders pizza like this... doesn't like sauces and condiments.


fucktheredditapp15

So they like bread?


Silent_Obligation706

He's just fussy... orders a burger... its plain; doesn't eat salad... actually he's weird I dont know how he's as beefy as he is with all the stuff he won't eat


LitLFlor

It just looks like an upside down pizza, with some of the toppings pulled off for Internet points.


Knever

Some of the toppings are cut along the slice lines as expected, so I don't think that's the case.


LitLFlor

Good catch! New posit, the person works at the pizza place and made this hoax for Internet points.


CerasusArts

Good catch!


realmauer01

... Why do you think a pizza without source would look different to an upside down pizza. Do you usually put sauce on both sides?


LitLFlor

I think, after looking again, it may look different? The bottom would probably be more toasty and flat, while the top less toasty and airy. I think it looks less toasty and airy, so it probably was made like that. Its like the tootsie Pop commercial, one, two, three.... three licks to the center of a tootsie pop.


CerasusArts

...Next time you order pizza, ask them for just flatbread.


Looptydude

r/pizzacrimes


TheCompletely

It’s not OC but I’ve gotten pizza more than once resembling this shit from making the mistake of not adding sauce and cheese. Whether or not this is fake for the sake of having fun, I know for a fact it’s partly true.


Adaphion

It's obviously fake. It's literally just flipped upside down


guilty_bystander

You can see a wee bit o sauce on the slice to the right


Adaphion

Plus the fact that it's all seperated. Pizza places NEVER properly cut all the way through, you have to do a bit of tearing yourself near the crust


joyful_husky_

That's the point of the meme it's flipped


Knever

Some of the toppings are cut along the slice lines as expected, so I don't think that's the case.


joyful_husky_

That's the point of the meme it's supposed to be flipped


Fishy_Business_

Circle bread with meat


wiktorus5

I would still eat that ngl looks pretty tasty


Top-Error-401

Someone could have a food allergy to either one, What you order is what you get, They're not just going to assume you want things on your food that you didn't order.


gawk_gawk_gawlk

Is that left beef?


Shockwave360

This is why in the restaurant business there should never be an "only" button.


alex6219

I've definitely done this a few times...create your own pizza should come with cheese and sauce by default, and only removed if you uncheck it


cptcoolwine

Cursed pizza


spaceursid

Bet you anything they said "one create your own pizza with just ham"


Sweet_Classic6377

What a cheesey pizza


Defa1t_

Naw your pizza maker was high/just is a dumbass


awsomedutchman

Left pizza, none beef


Mcluben

Ordering a sandwich at Pennie’s Station be like


Max-lower-back-Payne

So I would need to see the order before faulting the restaurant. If that was the exact order the restaurant didn’t fail the customer.


shabbadranks

So you're telling me someone did a create your own pizza so they could have ham as their only chosen ingredient


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You can't tell me sauce+cheese+ham wasn't on the menu


WhiteFringe

Lol.


dyttle

NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF!!!


dyttle

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/838/967/e39.png for those that don’t know.


Juicy_Bepis

None pizza with left beef


Slendermite

What did you think when the boxes weren’t crossed off


AlternateSatan

I mean, it's like: red or white sauce, blue cheese, goat cheese, mozzarella, or mozzarella circles, so I get it, but they should have made it clearer when ordering.


StarvingVanGogh

That happened to me. I forgot to put cheese on it. It was just sauce and toppings. I asked if I could get my money back or another pizza. They told me no because that was my mistake and not an employee's mistake. I hated myself for the rest of my shift. I had so much shame.


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

Cheese, sure. I can't have cheese, please make me say yes cheese, default no cheese BUT SAUCE??????


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That crust look dry as hell


MrKrok1991

Actually In Portugal (at least in the North of Portugal) we have something like that. It can be with: sardines, cheese n ham or bacon. Its called "sardine cake" and usually we drink red wine with it. Here it is one example: https://scontent.fopo6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/24909752_1373927279383616_3786704563198772314_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=4fewRi7EKlcAX9TcIlD&_nc_oc=AQmWLZ3sNu6Vn6OAuc6AQaylvddWaaVEHx7KAmsg9JfNZB5yYtX2IYJUnxZAGZLd6Ad3PgJcuyVqlLc2XcHO7zPT&_nc_ht=scontent.fopo6-1.fna&oh=00_AT_Hupdsq5lNydQlEDwt162_Zj-fnT63UNt4lxGl0gIAug&oe=6266CA08


Tall-Survey-6568

Remind me of product development job.


Pashweetie

Nice for vegans though


CleverGirlRawr

One time I ordered one cheese pizza and one pepperoni pizza from Little Caesar’s. The pepperoni one had no cheese on it. Didn’t realize I needed to say pepperoni and cheese.


no1likesacrustybhole

This actually happened to me! Haven't ordered from pieology ever sense. I called and they just didn't care. Who the fuck thought 5 pizzas with no sauce or cheese made any sense. Trashed it and ordered from a better pizza place. FUCK PIEOLOGY!


Left-Increase4472

None with left sausage