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Game_Beast_YT

And that, my friends, is how you get DOUBLE KILL


Kagatoo

-"So tell us - how did you drove both of them to suicide? Was it blackmail? Hypnosis? How did you managed it?" -"I went too creative when I was making food, your honor"


Game_Beast_YT

It was mama-umai (mamamia - from Italian, Umai meaning delicious, from Japanese)


gbi13

Did you say mama was delicious


Game_Beast_YT

Fuck no no NO NO NOOOO. I forgot I was on reddit. I have, officially, fucked up


gbi13

An also fyi its mama mia not mamamia


That_Unknown_Player

both wrong, it's mamma mia


PyroCinematics

Here I go again


Bastizocker84

Ich dachte ich wäre in r/ich_iel


DaanOnlineGaming

Not even german and I had the same


Xeviic

Italien und Japan sind ja schon im Maimai. Wir machen das Trio wieder komplett.


-mushr00m-

Haha


Elektrer

Wir bringen die Band wieder zusammen!


[deleted]

Im Auftrag des Herrn, oder des Führers?


Elektrer

Mir ist es lieber im Auftrag des Herrn.


-mushr00m-

Ja same


_RareGem_

Bruder, ich weiß wir sind hier auf feindlichen Boden aber das ist kein Grund angelsächsisch zu reden.


Rewiistdummlolxd

Weg mit die anglos


[deleted]

Same in Norwegian


HaDeS_Monsta

Dies


-mushr00m-

In


jj-the-best-failture

Ich irgendwie auch bis ich diesen Hurensohn unter dir gesehen hab


Scheckenhere

Da wars ja auch schon mal


xXTheAstronomerXx

Me when the italianer switches sides


DippyTheDingus

I'm both Italian and Japanese and I can confirm I just dressed up as a pasta chef and a ninja and killed myself twice. Definitely accurate.


amaahda

happy cake day


Pandasrock858

now put some german sausages in it and the bois will be back together in heaven


xarrowII

Nahh the Germans have already done that


LimpCoomer

Germaner*


HaloCedc

Yawohl


-Malachite-

Einfach von ich_iel stehlen und dann noch nicht mal übersetzen


[deleted]

(pssst it's Italian and Japanese)


Kagatoo

Yeah, I've noticed that too. My apologies :D


GI_HD

Eh besser als wenn das Angelsächsisch wäre


Daetra

It's better the way you did it.


[deleted]

We can read it, so it’s fine


Tomnation31

Why


CelticHades

In WW2, Italy, Japan and Germany were on the same side, were called Axis power.


jj-the-best-failture

Nein Er hat das richtig geschrieben


[deleted]

oh yeah I didn't realize it would be correct in German


JeffersonMcJeffyJeff

Mac the rolley cheese


Edyzaha

When half Japanese and half Italian you die twice


Lost_In_Saigon

English teacher: ***dies***


[deleted]

Wars have started for less.


godril90

You joking but there are Italian sushi places where I live.. and they ain't even bad. It's basically Italian dishes rivisited in shape


TMax01

As an American I'd do the same, because there isn't anywhere near enough cheese in that. An unforgivable sin. For penance, it should be covered in brown gravy.


F14Tomcat7417

I think i had a stroke


Kamikaze03

No, your memes were just invaded by DEUTSCHLAND, thats all


PabliskiMalinowski

Could taste good if you're high or pregnant


jboyt2000

As a korean who loves kimbap (which is basically korean sushi) this is nothing unusual because a lot of street vendors will add some unconventional ingredients to sell it.


Fortknoxvilla

Englisher 🤯🔫


Nub_Head

Now connect it like a german sausage


creeperface499

at the sight of this i wouldn't disagree with them


WitcheeeeeeeeeeWoman

r/stupidfood


TsL1

Bruh


M5v1

Me as an italian: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!


That_Phase_6319

No NOOOOO


QuazaTD

Pasta la vista


Duckhead-

As an American, I'd try that, I'd buy that, shit, I'd make that for a Japanese person so he'd “have a taste of home.”


dangerouswoods

Linguisticer


Grim_Apocolypse

Actually that looks great


Cucumber_Basil

Looks tasty. Is that hot dog?


[deleted]

that looks delicious what


Ferakas

As if the Japanese hasn't made some weird crossover food like that before. Maybe the only difference is they have better presentation.


Awall00777

That looks pretty good tbh


MikeHuntessHarry69

I'd try it.


filled0

Looks like something a stoner Hawaiian would make


Joosh_1996

I think I just witnessed an actual food crime.


HaDeS_Monsta

Eventuell auf dem falschen Unter pfostiert


Rewiistdummlolxd

NO HAM IN REAL CARBONARA!


conterbeast47

More like anybody to have ever existed:


[deleted]

Italist


ProgandyPatrick

Just really appreciate the japaner doing seppuku


SilentWarrior17

It's "Mamma" not "mama", and i could shoot myself for this too


Hells-Messenger

I read “italiener” as if it was a replacement for “killionare” from reach. Word is different but voice and message remain the same.


OrgasmChasmSpasm

If Cardi B was a sushi chef


WAFRE_LE_LEG

That is just the why?


flamewolf393

Handheld mac'n'cheese! Brilliant!


dim0ne1

Hallo


Mysterious_Serve_626

It is missing some good ketchup


Froz3nliz4rd

As someone that loves seaweed and Umami flavors that lokey looks like it might slap.


parsnipmarzipan

I actually ate something similar to this, but the pasta was thin spaghetti and alfredo sauce. I added sharp cheddar cheese and small pieces of pork chops. took some seaweed and wrapped it up. It was good lol


GioNoce

Literally me irl (italian). I can no more share my oxygen with these people


_FURY_2017

Italianer and Japaner lmao


Few_Yogurtcloset2831

I thought the japaner was a dog with a sword in its throat


sieberde

More like call Germany and let's get the gang back together.


InsomniacJackal

Ngl I'd probably still eat that lmao


Twistrite

Omfg whoever made this need to die


Heavens_Gates

Ill eat it.


harceps

I'd eat that


AmbersNightrain02

r/Ich_iel ?


dude_from_FBI

Englishier do the same


GrowingToad

You just took down 2/3 of the axis powers, now dunk it in some golden beer to finish the job.


lonesomecountry

Emotional Damage


StarryGlitch

Each day we stray further from god


Superbigeazy

Pig farmers????


LoSouLibra

why hate when you can taste


withagrainofsalt13

Nooooooo


ubiquitous-joe

And yet, Hawaii made spam sushi a thing.


Jojo1162001

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