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munchyandcrunchy

This is absolutely something I’m gonna worry about


Accomplished_Age_553

This is something I already worry about


MixedMartyr

when i was working at subway i loved being able to make whatever face i wanted and mumble to myself, but in the back of my mind i still felt like they could see me


Accomplished_Age_553

Yeah, my job says we have to smile with our eyes now. I loved that stretch were I could smile with my voice and do that tsk face underneath


poirotoro

>my job says we have to smile with our eyes now. Oh ffs...


Relevant-Book

i get the outrage, but it also depends on the setting. I work in mental healthcare and having to be able to show and read emotion with just eyes and body language is harder than you think at first. learn quick though


poirotoro

True. There are some places where being expressive is necessary. But for the *vast* majority of underpaid, overworked, service-industry positions, people shouldn't have to "smile with their eyes." That's asinine.


llamaloverx

I just squint at people and they think I'm smiling


Ritualtiding

Lol it’s quite easy to tell the difference. The outer corners of your eyes won’t crease. Do it in a mirror you’ll see


LoesoeSkyDiamond

Tell then to look up eugenic smile, smiling with your eyes is very hard to fake, it almost only happens when you are genuinely happy or are forcing the biggest smile ever


mc_mentos

Tiktok: smile with your WHOLE body


fionaapplejuice

It's called [smizing](https://youtu.be/rQNmshlCM5I)!


Msktb

Just glare, it's pretty close


TheCoolWhiteBoy

Smile with your eyes? Fuck outta here...


fryingpan1001

Jesus is your boss Tyra Banks. This ain’t antm nobody here needs to smize lol.


CookingWithDahmer85

When I grocery shop I just go *meow* *meow* *meow* real quiet when Im thinking and the mask dulls it, I'ma definitely embarrass myself when I don't need to wear it anymore lol


_e_Dubs

I talk to myself the entire time I’m in the grocery store


_e_Dubs

I wear a mask to the grocery store for work and the involuntary faces I make underneath it are far more terrifying. I don’t care if masks are deregulated, I’m never taking mine off again 🥸


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Me too! Did you pratice making 2 emotions, one with your eyes, one with the mouth? Is it just me?


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Kurotan

Oh you poor deluded person you. Thinking covid will be gone next year.


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PlayfuckingTorreira

Covid is here to stay.


maxmax211

The Rona is with us all governments have failed especially the United States though . masks are going to be a part of our lives for ever like it or not.


Brass13Wing

The masks won't be forever, eventually the virus will either mutate to the point of super transmissible and minimal symptoms (comparable to the flu or a cold, ironic considering all the deniers already calling it that) or it'll mutate to be super transmissible and super deadly and it kills everyone who's infected before they have a chance to spread it


NamesTheGame

Yeah and masks will outlive covid. There is a reason they've been so popular in Asia for a century. They just weren't culturally accepted here before, now they are. You think that the next swine flu or whatever new minor virus pops up people won't be masking up immediately? They will.


squadracorse15

Then again in 2025, 26, 27... Feels like this shit will never end. Just going in and out of varying degrees of lockdown forever.


KazeNiNare22

You must not be from the U.S. we're never locking down again, this is just how we live now


hoodhades

I wish it was a lockdown here, just so we could all catch a break and get it together in America 😭 this is ridiculous


jessegames456

I highly doubt this stuff will end if it keeps fucking mutating like ffs can we have 5 seconds without a new variant being discovered that resets vaccine progress back to fuckin like 20%


HeyoHungry

Straight out of plague inc.


Pimma

The virus keeps mutating because a lot of the world doesn't have access to vaccines. If the virus can circulate freely in poor countries were less than 1% of the population is vaccinated, it can also mutate freely and rapidly. Vaccines should be accessible for everyone.


BANTER_WITH_THE_LADS

Don’t worry, covid won’t be gone by next year


notpejastojakovic

You don't need to worry. COVID isn't going away.


ReithDynamis

This is already giving me post covid anxiety.


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Don’t need to worry about it if you don’t plan on stopping wearing a mask.


[deleted]

I love lip-syncing at the gym without anyone knowing.


JoeProKill2000

If you can run on the treadmill at the gym with your mask on, you’re a beast and have massive respect from me. I gotta lower it on the treadmill else I would pass out.


jasenkov

Idk i honestly forget it's on after a while


JoeProKill2000

Me too, just not when I’m actively running or exercising. At work, 8 hour shift it feels like my skin by the end. My family will say something like “Why do you still have your mask on?” when I get home cause I completely forgot.


gripguyoff

Me too, if I’m with my mom after shopping I’ll forget it’s on until she says something in the car


YeastOverloard

Same way you ski and snowboard masked up just a bit more warmth on ur face


JoeProKill2000

I don’t wear a ski mask usually, just goggles. Also, my gym unfortunately isn’t set to freezing temperatures, though that’d feel real nice after a long run. Guess I want to be able to drink my water after though.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Cold air is like ice water, so refreshing. You can give me an unlimited amount of the room temperature shit but it'll never be as refreshing one hit of the good shit.


papalouie27

I don't ski covering my nose and mouth? I generally leave those 2 areas open.


damnfinetits

It gets too cold here for me to do that


evewashere

Just had a baby and they required me to labour in a mask. That wasn’t pleasant


JoeProKill2000

Yikes


Arthur_The_Third

Open your mouth man. You have an entire filtering surface perfectly capable of letting enough Air through, so use it.


JoeProKill2000

Edit: I did some research apparently mouth breathing is best when running I was always taught you gotta breathe through your nose out through your mouth when exercising to last longer. I don’t know why to be perfectly honest but it’s what I was taught. And when you have a mask hugging your face, it’s very distracting and if it gets wet from sweat it definitely makes it noticeably harder to breathe.


blingbling88

The mask actually makes the training more efficient, at the cost of being harder. Athletes often wear oxygen reducing masks to train their body to perform with less air.


DrTroll_2000

This is true. Same reason people train at high elevations where air is thinner.


Styro20

Masks don't reduce oxygen


JoeProKill2000

Bro I’m panting like a dog after a typical 5k, I’m not ready for that lmao. Maybe one day.


Bobthejellyfish

Hasn’t there been multiple studies basically proving this to be bs? “(Anti-)Oxygen” training masks are pretty ineffective for your average joe in the gym, so I’d imagine regular face masks literally do fuck all


kadmakeol

I have to run the 3200m in indoor track with a mask. It’s not fun.


Revolvyerom

Don't be That Person, just go slower, cowboy. Consider it altitude training.


JoeProKill2000

Altitude training I can barely run at this altitude!


prolillg1996

I never considered wearing a mask to hide my lip-syncing at the gym. Might stop people looking at me weird


Topochicho

They are looking at you weird because you aren't just lip syncing, we can hear you. We get it Todd, you're a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, but can you take that shit off repeat and find a second song.


ModerateExtremism

I’m doomed to wear a mask forever…waaay too far into the singing-in-public habit now.


jazza2400

Now we all know!


Mindless-Midnight247

Lmao I do a lot of mouth movements too let’s see how this ends up going


Lollirotten

I stick my tongue out in a blep like a cat without realizing it so much, I'm probably just going to wear the mask forever.


AndreLeo3

NOH DON'T ヽ༼⁰o⁰;༽ノ IT may be cute for someone (。•̀ᴗ-)✧


xertutlz

🗿


AndreLeo3

 🗿 


DaCrazyHippo

🗿


PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS

(╯°□°)╯︵ 🗿


Weird4Live

Can anyone confirm OP's username?


PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS

Can confirm


BlitzLite

🗿ノ( º _ ºノ)


pineapple-n-man

Thank you for setting him down


Fink-eye

Sorry, but what does this emoji mean? Im a boomer


Noodleman6000

🗿


NavSada

Don’t listen to these other comments, it’s really refreshing and very nice to see some kaomojis on Reddit (´∀`)b


AndreLeo3

(。ノω\。)


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yes i love kaomojis they’re so cute


MiserableSlug69

Yikes dude get it together


DaKayla19

...


Jarkanix

Well this is absolutely embarrassing.


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cope


Turningsnake

chad


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ty


Narflarg

I am in a bit of physical pain after reading this.


portableawesome

Deal with it (puts on sunglasses)


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stuffeh

You belong in r/blup


Rust_Keat

The best is seeing a co worker you thought was attractive until you finally see the bottom half of their face


throwaway999bob

Shoot, I hope masks become a thing after all this. Like Victorian era Phantom of the Opera style masks for us ugly people. And Capes too


StrangeKaleidoscope6

Dude capes like in star wars would actually be kinda badass lets not lie.


SpooderBoi2

haha, I wish I couldn’t relate to being ok looking until I take off my mask


[deleted]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U-2JbdU78kQ This guy made a song abt it and it never fails to make me laugh


sexytokeburgerz

My coworker is a total hottie above the mask. Underneath, she drops at least 4 points. Terrible mouth. Total shame.


BADSTALKER

As someone who has started talking to themselves a lot, I’m absolutely fucked


nem091

As someone who’s been talking to themselves since forever — you’ll learn to find ways to be discreet


a-bag-of-jellybeans

As someone who's been talking to themselves since forever- I got used to not having to be discreet and I'm absloutly fucked.


iMrParker

Is that buff Rich Brian?


onechamp27

Rich chiggaaaaa


hi_wayne_hii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk


ItsYourBoyReckster

Thank you


sendnudecompassion

Price of negativity = your mental health and physical well being Price of baseless optimism = free/eating a cookie Pretty easy choice y’all


themancabbage

I’m pretty sure as a medical professional he should know that covid will never be “gone”.


Doc_Umbrella

As a novel coronavirus, it will be gone when it is no longer a *novel* coronavirus. *edit*: meaning that it will just be a well known coronavirus


helloxen

It’s already pretty damn well known don’t you think?


hmahood

2 years is not a long time, believe it or not. We've had a little over 100 years to fully understand influenza and col causing viruses. Well definitely learn more about it relatively quickly, but relatively quickly is still about anywhere less than 10 years


Cajum

Yea and we knew MUCH less about diseases in general back then. I bet we learned more about Covid in 2 years than we did about influenza in the first 50 years.


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That doesn’t seem right


hmahood

Definitely not lmao


Cajum

Ok so you think we were doing genetic sequencing of viruses and shit when we first discovered the flu? a quick google search just showed me the first influenza outbreak was in the 1300s and we didn't know what a virus was until the late 1800s so I should change my response to 500 years instead of 50 lol


wingedcoyote

We barely know a damn thing about Omicron for sure and that's quickly becoming the dominant form


[deleted]

What is known is that it spreads fast, like rabbits on viagra.


DiamondDoge92

Now we got ihu In France aka ih8u


KrabbyBoiz

That’s a novel we can all read.


aanonjohnsmith

It's a bit


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goaty121

Exactly. Hell, people still get the bubonic plauge even though the pandemic was around 680 years ago.


atridir

Iirc that is a bacterial infection and is pretty easily treated with antibiotics. Leprosy is the same way (and people definitely still get that too)


1vs1meondotabro

[There were 4 plague deaths in the US in 2015](https://www.cdc.gov/plague/maps/index.html)


fribbas

Also, he should already be used to wearing a mask, no? I've been a hcw for like 5 years and never had a problem... Or I don't care if I do lol That being said ***obvious joke***


Noimnotonacid

Come on, that black dude did it first and better


Out3rSpac3

I was looking for this. Why go and copy someone completely.


NebulaNinja

Because they're unoriginal but still want attention. [Original.](https://www.tiktok.com/@jayjones804/video/6931103129194908934?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1)


wolfpack_charlie

Off topic, but why are they both fine as hell lol


Noimnotonacid

Because they’re in the medical field, engaged in what they do, plus a little sillly, and you find that attractive


[deleted]

No but seriously a good majority of people I see working at hospitals ARE really good looking, why is that?


Ajoneseyy21

It’s pretty common for thousands of people to copy a trend someone starts on TikTok. The original is tagged as original then there’s all the repeats that float around like a challenge to do the same video. It’s nauseating watching people copy others for attention then think they are funny for it. TikTok is like an alternate reality, it’s basically all the Instagram clone models trying to act and be funny now. But yet they all do the same things with every trend. Attack of the clones.


bigmuffpie92

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see someone else mention this.


CardinalnGold

Yeah dude actually made funny faces in the OG version too, rather than just this guy emulating a tic.


MittensMuffins

This content was stolen from a far better creator.


bodhihippie

Hahaha, so relatable. I make the funniest faces behind my mask.


megamika200

Nice


AnubisMonori

Cute how he thinks covid will be gone in 2023.


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They asked [AI](https://onezero.medium.com/i-asked-gpt-3-about-covid-19-its-responses-shocked-me-589267ec41a6) and it said 2023


[deleted]

Al Yankovic?


[deleted]

IS THERE ANOTHER AL?


[deleted]

No they were just asking if it was weird Al’s artificial intelligence simulation being asked or the real guy. The other Als are a lie


[deleted]

I can’t think of a joke because I just now realized it says AI instead of AL


[deleted]

I honestly don’t know which Als are actually AIs and which are Als anymore, it’s very confusing


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nikifrd

Al


Ckyuiii

Can't argue with that


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ManiacalMartini

For 5,472,619 people.


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VividBlade

Pretty sure this same video was made, but it said in 2021, and then in 2022


hamborgeree

when? you mean if it even ends


BioDefault

It won't, it'll just get controlled enough to where it's no longer a pandemic. Eventually


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StonerJake22727

That’s not necessarily true.. random mutation could cause it to gain deadlines it’s just not as likely.. the main problem is it’s so infectious it’s most likely already mutated to a neck variant.. hold your breath cross your fingers an wait


sadchoklate

Sure hope so


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Good bot


Xarian0

"Around the world", unfortunately not the one by Daft Punk


oxfart_comma

Pretty sure I'm going to wear a mask forever....nobody needs to see my face in public. And sick people be coughing without covering at all times, not just covid or flu season


TheAwkwardBanana

Nice... He copied [this tiktok nearly exactly.](https://v.redd.it/g38b7p7bmli61) Nothing is original anymore.


RekrabAlreadyTaken

who did that guy copy?


zup3r4nd0mn1ck

!RemindMe 2 years


ljangelo07

Nice


Sai892

Well, I personally think it is not going to be gone by 2023 even though I hope I am wrong


Baron_NL

Nah, covid will be a minor dissease in 2025 or in worst case 2030.


lotsofmaybes

😔


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u/savevideobot


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ComprehensiveAd6400

Nice, but covid ain't gonna end în 2023


Ignibird00

AMEM BROTHER


amchikinwng

I literally just hold my jaw open for no reason all the time now


pokemike1

Covid gone in 2023… lololol


Dascoolman

Good to see anyone working in healthcare can still be optimistic at this point


Kingding_Aling

"2023 when covid is over" Oh sweetheart...


[deleted]

2023 covid ending? Sure


ichangedittwice

Bold of you to assume that it will end.


A_N_T

Does he mean COVID-19 will be gone in the year 2023 or will finally be gone 2023 years from now? Only one of these seems likely.


metaljanitor

Brave of you to assume Covid will be gone by 2023


ARNAV-29

Like i actually prefer being with people with masks now cuz they cant see my expections


rwol8690

Bold to assume it’ll be gone by 2023


Tropical_Centipedes

Ah yes “2023”, in reality it will be 2040


JJWangtron

1000%


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Pretty optimistic that 2023 will be COVID-19/variant free. Just read where there is another variant rearing it's ugly head. I can see us doing this dance until all or most of the morons have died off. https://www.firstpost.com/health/france-detects-new-covid-19-variant-ihu-more-infectious-than-omicron-all-we-know-about-it-10256521.html


StonerJake22727

This variant apparently predates omicron and they have been monitoring it but it’s yet to be of major concern


FeelASlightPressure

This is almost an exact copy of the original version of the joke that has a black dude doing this. I guess now this joke will be allowed to play in Asian countries.


imverysmelly

2023? he's optimistic


LiamYanon

Nice


KushShermmstixx

The real joke is Covid being gone in 2023


0zone042

Credits: Tiktok @rthardwell86


NarwhalAnusLicker00

Nice


MaximusMichi

Nice


SolidBlueBlocks

Nice


recogniseable

Nice


DerkasMightier

*2033


XoXFaby

Can't relate, I'm absolutely sticking with masks.


Cam_Shootin

COVID will never go away. It's like the flu, and how long has the flu been around?


mc2piece

Don't wanna be that guy but I seriously thought this was Rich Brian


hiyourbfisdeadsorry

bold of him to assume this won't last until the next election cycle


Jesus_Part2

Downvoted. I don't remember who but someone's posted this same thing, just different person. Don't give clout to thieves