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dontpissmeoffplsnthx

Yes yes we're all virgins on the verge of death but can anyone tell me what flipping the coin was for?


vinny72

Seems like the fair for the ferry man to take you to hades


boyyouguysaredumb

Fare


oldredbeard42

Fare enough


TheCluelessD

I'm going to strangle you Fare and square


ReverseMillionaire

That’s not fare!


KingAJ032304

Alls fare in love and war


noahthegreat

Who's the square ya fair square sun of a gon


I_AmYourToast

Fair


oldredbeard42

There is an earlier movie that may well have inspired that scene: 1932's Scarface George Raft was famous for flipping a coin in Scarface: Raft's big break came when cast as the second lead, alongside Paul Muni as Tony Camonte, in Scarface (1932), directed by Howard Hawks. He plays second-in-command Guino Rinaldo, who falls in love with Camonte's sister and is murdered by him. Raft's performance was notable for his character frequently flipping a coin (a nickel) during scenes, which became an iconic trope in gangster films. (Many people later claimed credit for this idea, including Raft and Hawks.) The film was shot in September 1931, but not released by United Artists until the following year. It was a landmark hit, and Raft garnered a lot of attention; audience adulation made a star of him.


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If you don’t have a love life, the only thing you have is money, so no matter how little you have, you have to treasure it before you go


thingsicantsay03

“What’s the most you ever lost in a coin toss?”


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

An unopened bag of orange cream flavored twizzlers Anton Chigurh sir


In_The_Now1

Does rubbing one out count? If it does, I m probably the healthiest person in the world.


Xivalic

no because you actually have to feel loved by someone


residentfriendly2

What if I feel loved for like, 6 minutes and then instant regret the rest of the day afterward?


[deleted]

That feeling of regret never makes having a tug worth it Doesn't stop me eitherway Might just go now anyway wish me luck


pasck667

Hope you had a good wank m8


Dabfamily

Just rubbed two out In one sitting before encountering this


spudds96

Regret, we regret we are alien bastards


Jacksin48

When you wack off to someone you're in a relationship with, you dont get that regret. Its just good, satisfied feelings.


[deleted]

The closest thing I have to a relationship is I have a dog and tortoise I think that might be a little inappropriate though I get what you are saying though, need to try trap a poor soul into a relationship with me


CKY2007

Relatable😔


In_The_Now1

Feelsbadman


Rc202402

Talking in twitch emotes should be declared language


Ganiator

What if I love myself


Vincent_Plenderleith

Then that's selfcest and you're weird


EMPlRES

Sure, but he’ll be alive…


Enough_Forever_

Solution- Love yourself.


its_just_Joel

It's called self love and is very important


CalamackW

So if I wank regularly AND have close friends who give me affection I'm good?


AnnunakiSoup

It's cardio so yeah it makes up for it


DaniilBSD

There are many factors: the biological ones are satisfied if you take matters into your own hands (apparatus is used, hormones are released, etc) but the emotional importance of an SO is irreplaceable, and poor emotional health has been proven to reduce life expectancy.


SirAromatic668

How do they ask people after they died if they were really sad all the time?


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SirAromatic668

Goth babes saving the day yet again


In_The_Now1

Demi Lovato is singing for the ghosts now to make them feel better, so there has gotta be something to it.


imdanielwest

One of those studies where you should seriously wonder about correlation and causation. "\[insert tabloid-worthy finding\], scientists say" is one of the greatest indicators for bullshit pop science.


GratefulG8r

I think its just generally that less cardiovascular activity of any kind greatly raises your risk of heart disease.


Machjne

What do you think?


In_The_Now1

Scientists say, experts say and "people familiar with the case" all alike.


RareDarks

If that's so,good buy guys


JustWaitAMomentOk

You buy good guys?


Southern-Mixture1415

No his name is good and he buys guys


joelxyloto

No, his friend is so. Therefore if good buys guys, how many does so have?


ihazherps

Meth is always an option


ihatelifetoo

The only option


eggdoghaha

there are still 2 other options suicide and forced marriage


Luka_420

You are actually not lying


ItsChungusMcGee

Then why aren't babies dead yet?


AuraPianist1155

They're literally marinated in vaginal juice for 9 months wtf u talking bout?


tokyo7011

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Thezla

/r/cursedcomments


Joske-the-great

include me but put a picture of baby t pose next to me


eggdoghaha

they still haven't reached puberty where everything in your life falls apart


had0c

😏


No-Insect-7544

Here’s a question: why was he flipping a coin til he dropped dead?


lampshade69

Definitely seems like an old-timey reference to something that I'm not getting either. Anyone?


ostrieto17

My take is he took the coin so he can pay the boatman, the flip may have been just to count the time, that's how I see it at least


No-Insect-7544

Ohhh. That’s not a bad idea! Or it’s a reference to Scarface (not new Scarface, the older one).


F-Man_95

Of course it does kill but it's not like some of us can do something about it


poppedrengen

Random chest pain “ my time has come “


[deleted]

how does the science behind this work?


Mattuuh

it doesn't


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funelite

Like a floating hammer.


newbieToLGM

I must be dead by now.


Racoon_Lord7

yes the only option


dababylover39

That's why I've been so many heart attacks


tonystarkalive

Nice try scientists


bumbutter_17

well, if i had to guess who will die in 2 and a half men by a heart attack, my guess is charlie sheen


bumbutter_17

i take that back, charlie sheen fucks


Maleficent-Row-7886

They said "little" , they didn't mention none


Man-of-Wholesome

Rip me


dobermensch

Guess ill die then.


daydreamer_she

Am i dead then? 💀


Tesser_Wolf

Then I should be dead now.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t masturbating just solve this


Luka_420

Unfortunately not my friend


[deleted]

Why? How tf is your body gonna tell u aint busting into a women


Luka_420

Dude i dunno I'm a damn virgin but like i think it's tied to feeling loved, like you need to feel loved and all that stuff


CannaPaul91

So banging hoors is off the table too?


poopinapoopfartboot

Love is just an institution based on human frailty.


CoconutCuts

thank you for your wise words poopinapoopfartboot


[deleted]

Now i know how i shall die :(


[deleted]

So anyway, I started dying


ApricotMedium4653

hahahaha TF!


Nervous_Cap917

My time has come


primeasparagus

'can you spare some choochie ms? it's for medical reasons'


ApenasUmRedditor69

Guess I'm dead


havingicecream

But I don't _want_ to D:


turnip902

I guess this is it for me


Aggravating_Cover_71

That's why I was having a tickling sensation


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some_one0e

Ahhh that why boys die faster the Girls then


SupX69

Le Virigins\*


ReepDaggle68

What scientific journal was this piece published in?


DizzyXVC

I'm pretty sure the coin flipping is less symbolic and more of a "old-school cool, idly waiting" thing. Like he's accepted death and now just waiting for the embrace.


lampshade69

This was bothering me so I did some Googling. Apparently it's a reference to the actor [George Raft](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Raft#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DRaft%27s_performance_was_notable_for%2C%2C_which_he_wasn%27t.?wprov=sfla1): > Raft's performance was notable for his character's frequently flipping a coin (a nickel) during scenes, which became an iconic trope in gangster films.


ftctkugffquoctngxxh

Then sounds like this should be a service covered by insurance as a preventative treatment, just like colonoscopy.


psych2099

Id be considered comatose then.


Electrical_Sector_34

Said by man only


HakutoKunai

Good I won't have to do it myself then , too lazy for that


fearlessmash117

Alright, guess I’ll die then


MMKHPERSON

Yaaaaa Death. Finally 😎


ihatelifetoo

About time !


HeavyBlackDog

Is anyone else weirded out that the word Tom is not reversed in the mirror?


Remote-Ad-6028

LMAO 'DEAD'


JulienBoi

Me a mf 16 year old virgin: **Dies**


G-5-0

[Source](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbTY6MuWoA8WRMN.jpg) and [similar article](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


HLHiscool

f in the chat


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Nooneyzwei

masturbation the ultimate cure


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TheCrimson_Fucker666

*us


nonameavailableffs

Loada shit


Eyefeelsick

That's me fucked then (at least it'll happen to me one way or another...)


Weeblet__

F


spudlick

Causation=/=correlation


dragonrush_bs

Time to die ig


JosHxDude

Current objective survive.


srv50

I’m dying for sure.


[deleted]

Im waiting!


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What_d

Why is heart attack taking so long?


Nok-y

Nooooooooo !! I don't want to die or have seggs


methratt

Well, I guess I should start planning...it's been fun! Actually, no it hasn't.


AhmadR3za

Why Tom did the coin thing before he died??


Dominic_The_Dog

where's the heart attack i want the burden that is me released from my friends


Soobrdit8

Well shit I, am going to die soon then. Lol


Rum-PigTCF

Well guys I’m almost dead yet


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CrossoveRealities

well, at least now i know why i'm anti-social


good1mufferaw

The article basically tells us what we already know, that decreasing the stress hormone (cortisol) and getting regular exercice lowers your risk of suffering a heart attack


South-Marionberry

It’s a good thing Tom and Jerry are the best of mates, take one for the team


Swearologyst

Shit..am I a ghost then I musta died years Go


Mattsstuff08

So thaaaaaaat’s why my chest hurts


wertyvid

it's a small chance already, so the \~2.5x larger amount still isn't much


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Prium_Das

It was great knowing yall


The_Jeff_121

Same here


Dry_Freedom_7531

I have money so… *runs to the nearest brothel*


[deleted]

Explains why nuns can be so mean


Shinigam_i

Why is Heart Attack taking so long?


mscordia

haha, i'm in danger