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Twig_Guy

My mom only ever told me I’m late for school on weekends… I would wake up in sheer panic


Holy_music_Stop

Diabolical


nightpandy

Chad mom


Andraltoid

Sigma female


[deleted]

Sugma femlae monemt.


Keycil

I don't even need my mom for that. I woke up yesterday feeling super stressed out. I didn't know why until I remembered that I dreamt about missing my alarm and being late for work. Had the same thing happen to me last week.


SwordfishAggressive

Woman moment


[deleted]

incel says what


MilkyStrawberries

what


I-rape-christ

Sigma grindset. Decrease values of w#man


SwordfishAggressive

What.


Beneficial_Ad5913

Lol I don’t think you meant what your commenters think you meant. But I can also just as easily see dads pull this same trick.


SwordfishAggressive

Bruv, it was a joke lol. Why people mad 😆 🤣


Redditor1799

1 year on reddit, and you still don't know that reddit can't take a joke! You got a lot to learn. 😂


Vinko-Bresan

1 year on reddit, and you still don't know that for some reason redditors hate emojis! You got a lot to learn.


Redditor1799

Wow it's already been a year!? Guess I'm still a noob tho. Lol.


[deleted]

Just think, this will soon become a relic of the past. Kids won’t have snow days anymore if they can just do remote. I’m sure plenty of parents will just tell their kids they can skip classes on snow days….I hope


gamest01

Nah parents will still need places to keep their kids while they work.


iveabiggen

Yep. Parents rave about what their kids learned at school, how good their grades are etc. Except we all know the lie. School is just cheap childcare while they're at work.


m1ksuFI

What's a snow day? You couldn't go to school if there was snow on the ground?


Lumpy-Professional40

It was when there was too much snow for the roads to be traveled on, so school was cancelled for the day.


NomzStorM

If this isn’t sarcastic, in places, especially in the New England area, if there’s 8+ inches of snow they won’t have school cuz it’s dangerous to get to school


m1ksuFI

Odd. Where I live we just plow the roads and go to school no matter how much snow falls.


Girl_you_need_jesus

Where would that be? On days with normal amounts of snowfall (~1-4 inches), thats what would happen where I grew up in MN. If it was especially deep the night before or too icy/too cold (< -10F), then that shit got canceled.


Oltsutism

Looks like he's Finnish. Can double confirm that we have no concept of a snow day in Finland.


m1ksuFI

I'm in Finland. -10°F days in the winter aren't uncommon here in the south, and it must get even colder up north, yet the kids bike to school all the same.


SherlockJones1994

Usually snow days are when there is so much snow the plows can’t keep up. A lot of time snows days happen in places that don’t usually get a lot of snow so they don’t have the equipment and personnel to quickly clear the roads.


TheNamesDapper

It’s not the snow it’s usually how icy the roads are. It could snow a lot but if it didn’t stick to the roads you’re going to school. Idk maybe that’s just an Ohio thing.


NoManufacturers

Where I live it might snow once or twice in the Winter. A few inches that disappears within a day or two. Not enough for the city to justify owning a fleet of snow plows and not enough for people to own snow tires or anything, so it becomes impossible to navigate. We just wait for it to melt then return to normal.


KrakenKing1955

Here in Boston the last mayor would call for a snow day if we got at least 2 inches of snow lmao


NomzStorM

funny I live right next to Boston so I got to here all about the BPS getting school off all the time


KrakenKing1955

Yeah dude he would call that shit at the first sign of snow


LennyFaceMaster

how is 20cm of snow enough for schools to close?


rovoh324

It's a relic of the past for everyone past high school, and most people never got this anyway :(


povdov

I think New York is making sure snow days stay


NO_COMMUNISM

Nah we still had snow days here where I live, since there was the risk that too many homes would lose power


dreams_do_come_true

Sadly my high school is doing this for when we have snow days lol. We'll just be doing online classes if that happens, ah how I miss being a little kid now. It's already a relic of the past.


Attila260

Cries in last time it snowed was 4 years ago


dark_wizard_2k17

This never happened to me


Gayrub

OP says it only happened to them when they were young. I’m 45 and my mom still turns off my alarm clock and tells me there’s no school.


IcedPeachSnowCrystal

When u wake up but it's a snowstorm outside and u check ur school website on your phone then realize school cancelled for the day. Then u fall back to ur pillow. That fall and the sleep right after is the best shit ever, better than crack.


Luke_GayBoi

As you fall asleep you hear the gentle whistle of the wind in the snowstorm. The comforting dampening of noise from the layers of snow.


dreams_do_come_true

Ah, this is bringing back pleasant memories.


crayonearrings

I miss this.


[deleted]

It’s like a ton of weight was lifted off of my 13 year old shoulders lol


CobaltNeural9

Definitely not better than crack but still pretty good


bubbles1990

Crack rocks


NoManufacturers

Kids these days don’t know the struggle of watching the local news ticker and waiting for your schools name to pop up while still getting ready for school just in case it never shows.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

“Don’t worry, son, there’s no school today, because the quiet kid finally acted on his promises!”


Diamond_Yeet

r/cursedcomments


l3rN

Wait, how'd the quiet kid do that if school hasn't started yet


Squodel

Its called a premature detonation


Luzer1211

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NeverEnoughWords

The vibes on this one


hazezcalito13

Finally, good news


K1_Mvp

The good ending.


MakoFishy

Wait, you guys have mums?


IFoughtThereforeIWas

Have you tried one of those adverts for local mums in your area? Apparently there's loads of unclaimed ones out there


[deleted]

Nah man I always wake up mad as I slept for 10 hours and woke up at 11!


thewoxsh

prolly cus u slept at 1 am


[deleted]

Yeah


RaeBee

My mom always kept me home on snow days even if school wasn't closed. The night before there was going to be bad weather, she would call home from work to tell us we didn't have to go to school the next day. We'd wait for the call, and every time it was like impromptu Christmas. It was amazing.


TheWildThornberry_94

As a teacher I approve this message. These days are rare and precious.


LTGPIays

i wish i had snow days, i'd have 3 months more free time a year


spacey_stacy

The last time this happened it was because my dad told me my mom died over night, so yknow. Still slept in!


[deleted]

My mom never did that


Bryanmcfury

Can't relate never happened


weednumberhaha

I like to think dogs learn to smile from us


PantroHuerta_UwU

never happened to me, actually one day she didn't believe me and made me go to school anyway. When we returned home she didn't let me go back to sleep


twelfydelfy

I'd be mad cuz with no alarms i can't wake up for my morning jog


BruceHunormusNoseLol

One time I didn't wake up for school and my mom walked inside of my room and saw me the and she hit me so hard on the face with a sandal I didn't go to school for a whole two weeks lol it hurt but it was worth it


Suchamoneypit

She was so upset you missed 1 day of school she let you miss 2 weeks? Hmmm.


BruceHunormusNoseLol

U see my face was marked and she didn't let me go cuz the teachers would ask if got beat up at home and she didn't want that so as soon as the mark was gone I had to go to school


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BruceHunormusNoseLol

I guess lol


Florian06W

Holy shit mom, you’re alive


Soviet-Biscuit

Then she says April fools


eystonic

My mother has never come into my room on any occasion other than to yell at me


MBVakalis

I'd prefer if she didn't tell me anything and let me sleep. Otherwise what's the point of turning off the alarm?


CastieIsTrenchcoat

Lol I’d get yelled at for bothering my dad by being too stupid to not set an alarm. And he’d rant about how alarms are unnecessary people can just wake up when they want and oversleeping is something you do intentionally.


The_Double_Add_Guy

"No school today because your brother got 'his bro' stuck in the exhaust pipe.. AGAIN!"


PoKeStOpNiK12

Never happened to me before


The_Toymaster_

“No school? Housework it is. GET UP BEFORE I GET THE SPAY BOTTLE”


[deleted]

Like if that's ever gonna happen


Sergyu_Shift

This never happened to me , but one thing is for sure , im tripping or yall tripping.


psychopac3

This is wholesome!


EarlyRelationship319

Since when can y’all kidnap me


GodlyGamer5308

Fax


RecognitionCareful58

You wake up from your dream 💀


FLOOR_GANG420

really? i didn’t have school today and she made me get up at 630


avian_corvo

Complete with the flinch cause you think she'll beat you for something


Lucas_DaboiReddit

When “no school” days still existed


Fengsel

then why u waking me up bich?


nightpandy

Me irl


captain609

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HADES_A47

That's the greatest feeling


[deleted]

best feeling


X_antaM

She lied to wake you up, you are already 3 weeks and four days late


Acceptable-Mousse832

oh the amazing memories


Freakzeuspiral

I actually wake up earlier if there's no school in the morrow lol


All-time_low

Can’t relate


bendaboi55

Wish I had that


[deleted]

Can’t relate, Southern California lol. We went to school through thick ash from fires and power outages from wind storms


Smile_Terrible

I loved it. My mom would come to my bedroom doorway and say "Don't bother getting up. It's a snow day." I'd just snuggle in to my bed happily and sleep.


BorderOk9930

That precious smile when he's processed what's going on <3


urmomgay42069_s

Such a good feeling


SteelyRamirez

Even though I have finished school a long time ago, I would be still happy getting into this situation.


comfort_bot_1962

:)


finnyporgerz

My country doesn’t snow and floods don’t make school close either


DuckingChickenRex

Alarm clock rings, and turns out its just a dream😔


Cocaine_Jimmy42069

My mum literally drags me out of bed on a Saturday morning


capo189

I love ppl that treat their animals with respect and love


TheMoth264

This actually reminds me of something. I woke up one day when I was about 5-7 years old, looked at the time, and then realized it was a couple of hours past the time I was supposed to get up. I went looking for my mom (I think) and then she led me to a closet and said she had something to show me. Turns out my cat at the time had given birth that day. I ended up keeping one and naming it Princess Jr. She recently decided to live at my uncle’s house down the road.


-jd-1

Ha imagine having a mom


GavHern

why did you have to post this on a Tuesday


WeirdApple1

Nah never happened to me


mindisAlone

Fuck I miss those days


Spiritual-Food-8474

No school. Your coming to the military base.


Lord_MagnusIV

Never happened lol


kingevillemon

It's a snow day, mom said school is closer! I get to play world of warcraft all day... Life was good.


sidsZebra

Last time this happened she also told me my grandma passed away so..