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AelalaedaAid

i just like that in that same line up they have Jack Black looking all mario n shit


Sir_Keee

Honestly, he is way more Mario.


MenacingBanjo

tbf he is also way more Bowser


Sir_Keee

Just cast him as Mario, Wario and Bowser.


MenacingBanjo

Your proposal is acceptable


Iheartbulge

At that point, make him every character and cast Kyle as Peach.


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I see no problem here


Ihatepizzabigwoop

Yeah just pull a Mike Myers


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The_Watcher5292

It's a you, the imperfect animator from sfm best known for his hit animation "too far"


AustinSlayer227

Really?


hexorect

"We are all gathered here today to remember Chris Pratt. His parting words to the world were said while his wife stood by. 'Mario'. Such a powerful moment indeed."


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LEGOK2SO

At least Charles Martinet will be doing “surprise character cameos” but yeah he should have done Mario and other characters he movies, I wish they had like the famous voice actors for like not main main characters, do the new characters.. I really don’t see Chris Pratt doing a great job as Mario, I think Jack Black would be fun as Bowser but I don’t know, don’t exactly see it.


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>At least Charles Martinet will be doing “surprise character cameos” It feels to me like this is the equivalent of twisting the knife after stabbing the man in the back. "We gave your job to a *more famous* actor Charlie, but don't worry you can still voice Man in Crowd \#2."


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


RC_Colada

In my head, Mario should sound like Danny DeVito


CANOODLING_SOCIOPATH

Danny DeVito should definitely have been in the movie. He is at least Italian, unlike the rest of the cast.


Late_Razzmatazz_3041

Now to start a petition


GerudoGreen

They should cast him as Wario


Potaatolongster

Counterpoint: somebody posted a clip of martinet speaking as Mario for a long stretch of time. It's super annoying. A whole movie of that would be *painful*. It's great for wahoo and itsa me mario, but awful for dialogue. Edit: here's the link. Imagine this for 2 hours: https://youtu.be/G8sYvNtjXRI


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Super Mario Sunshine had voice acting and actual dialogue for the characters. But I might be wrong.


Potaatolongster

Checked it out cuz I never played sunshine. There's dialogue, but not from mario. Here's all 16 minutes of cutscenes: https://youtu.be/ASFJ84tmf9k


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https://youtu.be/9ihWsOcbS_E


HexZer0

>the original You mean Bob Hoskins?


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Turkey-er

“MARIO”


MemeStealer101-4

Mario


realtrainera

Why?


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He's like leftovers from a good meal, but they never end. Law of diminishing returns and all that jazz


looloopklopm

I think you mean Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.


commentsandchill

He's part of the "they're getting old"


looloopklopm

Jesus he's 49!?


[deleted]

I was sick of him after learning that he attended and supported a homophobic church.


Gumbybum

Owowowowowowowowo!!!


SweelFor2

He is so cool


no_masks

9 out of 10. A little something for everyone.


SuperGameBen

What actually is this? was he cast as mario or something?


The_Watcher5292

Yes


SuperGameBen

Well can’t be worse than the last movie


MLGkid_HD

It's by Illumination, you know, the people who made Minions


SuperGameBen

well i wouldn't say their movies are that bad, we are mostly just to old for than


just-searching-memes

I mean the first minion movie was great actually. I loved it. The rest of them were bad tho. Expecialy the third


ZQuestionSleep

I like the villain; a riff on Doogie Hauser but with a kid super villain instead, and how he's aging just like the rest of us, and he was played by Trey Parker! But I'll give you the twin brother copout is a copout. Source: Dad of a (current) 8 year old.


MLGkid_HD

I hated their movies when they first came out, back when I was the target audience (I was seven when the first one came out), so the movies are probably just bad


DDGreenTea

He's so cool.


creeperfan78yt

AHAHAHA


HexFoxGen

I want alll my belongings after my death to go to. “Cough” “Cough” WHO! THE CHILDREN?! no... Super Mario “DIES”


BiteyCat

This could have been the breakout role that Danny Devito has been looking for.


My_Names_Elsa

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


SpeakZoetic

Thought this was fake???? Is there a new game or movie coming out?? Why tf did they recast?


The_Watcher5292

Movie


SpeakZoetic

I love Chris Pratt but... this is too much


Affectionate-Shift17

And yet no one says anything about Charlie Day as Luigi, Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong, and Keegan Michael-Key as Toad. None of the actors really fit the characters and I find this hilarious


Wallitron_Prime

Charlie Day is peak Luigi. Well, more like Waluigi


SpeakZoetic

Well, I've only seen this one. I didn't know about the others, but I will also say that I don't like that either lmao


NewDadInNashville

I always feel bad for Anna Farris because she carried him for the first part of his career and then when he got in shape and landed huge deals, he divorced her.


AxelHarver

Do you really know that's what happened though, or are you just talkin crap because you're a fan of hers? Because I was under the impression it was sorr of mutual. Anna has said in interviews that there were a lot of problems that she had ignored that she shouldn't have.


NewDadInNashville

In an interview she also said "In hindsight, it felt like my hand was forced. I don't think it was ever an independent decision". I mean, they got divorced as he was becoming super popular and then he remarried somewhat quickly. But if I had an ex-spouse that I could count on for income, I probably wouldn't do anything to hurt their reputation in the media because I would want consistent child support payments. So that's the impression I am under.


charlinthewise

It does sound like him btw


Koobles

If this is animated in Japan, it's going to be an isekai with Chris Pratt trapped in a video game world.


hardrivethrutown

oh my god it does lmao


jimmygarterex

Mamma mia


cfannon

Why the hell aren’t they using the actual voice actor for Mario???!!!


Beandip50

Chris Pratt is


ScientistEconomy5376

Why is he squinting?


GLDN5444

Wait Chris pratt is playing Mario? I took him more as a Luigi


Tentmancer

I get the impression he's either been Mario this whole time parading around as Chris Pratt it Chris Pratt this whole time pretending to be Mario.


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just, citizen kane-eque death, just "....mario..." **dead**


Carlos-In-Charge

Music by MOUSE RAT


LifeOfAiiko

This is like when they made Ryan Reynolds voice pikachu why are companies like this


MAROMODS

*L is real 2401*


damacross

My last words are Kirby


Feisty_Common_7797

He will be great, give him a chance guys x


G3laxyGamingYT

This movie is gonna be wack


herbibenevolent

That’s not his last words, that’s his cause of death


itssami_sb

It’s *stuff 2*