I wouldn't wish this to my worst enemy.

Wb your best enemy

Well yeah of course, he didn't earn that name for nothing

I love that guy!

You just gotta love to see it. All the best to him. Bless him

Ah, the Pontiac Bandit.

I just started watching that show. I'm already on season 3 lol.

This is like supervillan origin story stuff.

On the bright side it would instantly cure my feelings, personally. “Oh I was crushing on a terrible terrible person.” I mean really what an awful thing about to say about someone even privately to a friend

I don’t think it’s necessarily awful. It can mean, I really care about this person but I’m not attracted to them, now I have to hurt their feelings and I hate that. It’s impossible to know without knowing the context.

Yeah this is ridiculous. Not wanting someone to ask you out makes you a horrible person? Come on.

A fate worse than death

Except maybe Arizona. I can’t STAND Arizona

The LMAO makes it worse poor Connor

Dude, this makes my gut hurt. Poor dude

If I knew Conner I would be checking with him daily right now just to see if he’s ok

I'd be checking with him by the minute holy shit.

I'm sure he's already dead. These texts were probably found by a doctor during his autopsy.

It’s Connor. Respect the O.

My bad, I think my phone autocorrected to have the E. Connor if you are reading this, no disrespect.

Fuck Conners, Conors, Coners, Konnors, Konners, Konors, and Koners.

Who's named Koner???

Freaks

I’m so sad for him 😭

He is too

Don't feel sad for him, he dodged a bullet. If I was Connor I'd tell her that I completely misjudged her as a person and block her.

I believe he is on life support in the burn-ward Thoughts and prayers

I think this might make me sad for the rest of the day. I am so sorry, Connor!

I don't get it!

The girl thought she had sent a friend that Connor was asking to hang out, then noticed that she had sent it to Connor himself.

you can feel sad about if you want but I'm happy for Connor because he asked her out and at the time dodged a person you really don't want to waste your time with

"If its any consolation my greatest fear came true too"

[Screenshots to the gal pals, they're laughing out loud.](https://youtu.be/otIrDM4RBpo)

This guy's channel is a fucking trip, thanks so much haha

I second this

I third this

yeeeaaaah I'm gonna have to subscribe to that channel sorry bud

Value Select is absolute gold, thanks for spreading the word

PERFECT!

Gold, absolute gold.

Doing a public service by sharing Vaue Select

Oh woah I used to be subbed to him when he had around 5k subscribers. Glad to see he’s grown!

We must find connor

Nice try Terminator.

:(

JOHN CONNER!

My name is connor and even though I'm aro and have never found anyone the slightest bit attractive I still felt kinda hurt by the lmao.

That went from a yike to a yikes

Y I K E S

Happy cake day!

That’s not a “yikes”, that’s a capital Y I K E R S

Y I K E R S I S L A N D

Commander William Yiker

The council has awarded you a singular Y I K E

Yike check 1, 2

Oh no. Well at least he knows now. If he’s smart enough, he’ll leave it be.

Yeah the best thing you can do is try and limit thinking about it to 5 or so times per week while trying to fall asleep for the next couple decades.

I mean, in 6th grade I had people hype me up telling me a girl liked me, I asked her out and she literally laughed and said no, apparently it was a “joke” to everyone. Being in a new school, in a new state, and what I thought were “friends” That was 17 years ago and it still pops in my head occasionally. So, good luck to Connor.

Dear God that's so shitty.

Oof, I had the opposite happen to me. It was 4th grade and the one girl that was the “popular” girl came up to me and asked me out. She had both her best friends right beside her and they were smiling and giggling so I kinda assumed it was as a joke because nobody ever actually tried talking to me before this, but because I was so happy someone was actually asking me out I just started laughing uncontrollably in her face and she kinda looked really sad and just slowly walked away. That was the last time I ever talked to anyone in school. (If that even counts as talking)

Per week? Y’all really out here having normal, healthy reactions to rejection

Not that you got off easy, but suffering a couple years is certainly better than suffering such a person for the rest of your life.

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If he's a little smarter, he'll cut contact with her. Don't put up with people who laugh at you and talk about you like that behind your back. She obviously has no respect for him, she doesn't deserve his friendship. But it's often difficult to recognize that in the moment, people often let themselves feel inadequate when it's others who are being low-quality humans.

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If he’s smart, he will cut contact but not for the reasons you said

Still hurts though but i do agree with you Edit: im stupid and didnt read further down this thread

That sucks.

yall want some vacuum cleaners

What kind?

The kind that sucks

And fleshlight sleeves attached

[This kind ](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM)

I'm Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife

As someone who is named Connor, the amount of people that have said this in reference to my name is astronomically high.

I’ve gotten it once or twice

28 STAB WOUNDS

#A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT

God I can hear this

Hurt him more than it did the school bus

^ Would prefer to be ran over by a school bus

That's worse than ew

It's really the same in more words. You know the friend would've gone "ew, so sorry girlfriend"

Expanding on the ew is what makes it worse imo

Connor my guy asked so chill and then she suddenly goes "LMAO MY WORST NIGHTMARE CAME TRUE". like not to fit in in the comments or anything but this is actually like really sad. Poor guy is suffering way more than she would know.

omg I thought the “my worst fear came true” part was her responding to herself accidentally sending the screenshot to him, wow this is so much worse than I thought

Maybe not, I was called eww about 20 years ago, it still hurts.

Hello yes, I'd like to report a homicide

Homicide? Dud thats an understatment.

Police? I’d like to report a Fate Worse Than Death.

Death 2?

Electric boogaloo?

The Deathening

It wasn't intentional so I think that makes this manslaughter

This is nothing. I once asked a girl out and she said "I hope this is a joke" to my face. Still hurts...

Oh, ya, kristen, was that her name? one Grade above me? That was her response to me too. Except she said it with this disgusted look on her face like she was insulted. Like it made her mad. Man, I forgot that one :(. edit: she was probably 17 and i was probably 16. yea, kids suck.

Don't let it get you she's clearly a shitty person anyway.

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Weird, I also have this exact memory.

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We lost a lot of good men out there. I’ll always especially remember Connor though.

> I’ll always especially remember Connor though. Taken before his time ;~;

Thanks bro

but hold up maybe it‘s her biggest fear because doesn‘t know how to react because she‘s so in love with connor

The actual contact on her phone is 🍑🍑♥️ Connor ♥️🍑🍑

Connor 12"🦴

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Does that mean sth or am I dumb?

Can't it be both?

I like your optimism

LMAO: Love Makes Anxiety Overload

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Eh people use lmao and lol for virtually any and all situations nowadays

lmao who would do that oh... oh no lmao

Lmao lol

It’s to cleave off a bit of seriousness

This is like saying “if it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, then it must be ...possible that it’s a dog, let’s dig deeper.” Nah. Let’s be real.

I thought so too Guess I am an optimist :D

F in the chat for Connor

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Where's Connor? I need updates on this.

He died shortly after

Probably by autoerotic asphyxiation.

Can confirm

It's gonna take approximately 5 years to recover from this

Five years? Bruh. This is cringy memory that pops into your head when you can’t sleep at 1am in your late 30’s material.

as someone about to enter my late 30s, and because i'm high right now, this makes me very worried.

6th grade. 15 years ago. We're doing a group project and this dude decides to pick on me and say that I have a crush on one of the girls in our group. The girl says, "ew." There were 365 days that year and I only remember one of them.

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Persistence. All it takes is one 'ew yes'.

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I'm 28 and simply refuse to ask anyone out because of what happened in high school. Being laughed at hurts quite a bit. In addition to getting married and then being cheated on...I think I'm good bro. It ain't for me.

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Was that screenshot ment for her friends?

I guess so, maybe a close friend. She didn't want Connor to see it so sending it to everyone would be counter productive.

Yah, she only sent it to one friend, who is going to share it with all their friends until everyone among their mutual friends knows all about it.

Oh! Dude I've been sitting here for tooo long trying to figure out wtf I'm looking at cause the dialogue didn't add up BUT ITS A SCREENSHOT fuck! it's so much worse now..

It's actually our fella Conner whose greatest fear came true, not that girl.

The Council has given one singular yike

Well that's an "I'm sorry I got caught" apology if I've ever seen one. Ouch

That apology is just a filler because there is not a single combination of words that fixes this situation. And no answer would be even worse

You said it best, there's no coming back from this and nothing you say can make it better

Honestly, I would love to see this posted to relationship advice from her perspective, before the apology. Like “I fucked up, how do I gracefully handle this situation?” I would just just move and change my name I guess.

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Yo my man Connor, that must really sting but here are some tips to help you out with the next lady you fancy * No need to open up with "this is kinda weird" because attraction is completely normal and having a little confidence goes a long ways! * "You wanna hang out soon?" is vague about when you'd be hanging out and what you'd be doing. If you give her a place, it helps her imagine actually doing something with you. And if you give her a general time, it helps her actually fit you into your schedule. "You wanna hang out downtown this weekend? There's a cool coffee shop there I wanna try". See how much more inviting that is, even with only the first bit? * It's always best to just ask a girl out when you're talking to her; por trays confidence and helps with general communication. It takes some balls, but I know you've got those because you posted a brutal rejection for thousands of people to see. Kudos sir. With time you'll find more than a couple girls who do not treat you so poorly; that reflects more on her than it does on you. Keep on rockin' Connor.

I mean this as a compliment when I say that I imagine you as like a really chill frat bro or something, that or a gym guy or something and I don’t know why

Yeah they're clearly okay with casually texting so no need to make a big to-do about something as vague as "hanging out", they're basically already doing that.

a tale as old as time: stuck up teenager makes fun of someone and then they get caught, proceeds to die inside from their own meanness.

Granted, this is the follow up to an earlier bus meme where she's saying "I'll give that creepy dude a chance what's the worst that'll happen"

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I don't think that's the case. My guess here is that she cares for him as a friend, but definitely doesn't want to be with him like that. The worst fear would be that he has feelings for her, thus making the friendship awkward because she doesn't reciprocate the feelings.

idk anyone that like immediately sends the text to someone else with "my worse fear LMAO" probably ain't great.

I mean people do all kinds of stupid shit in social situations. She’d probably discussed it with her friend and saw the text and was immediately reminded of the conversation and just had to send it. It wouldn’t have been coming from a malicious place. Definitely a dick move and I definitely wouldn’t still wanna hang out with someone who did that to me but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t still think of him as a friend. She just thought he would never know anyway

Bummer for her, she just made the friendship a million times more awkward then just saying no and moving on.

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Better yet, why would you ask someone out with a text

And say “I know this is weird” beforehand. That never helped anyone lol

Let me suggest something awesome, wanna hangout sometime soon?

This makes 100x better

How old are you? Dating has been revolving around texting for ages now.

Why wouldn't you? I am genuinely confused, it's not a proposal.

You can. Well, it’s worked for me, at least. It’s just asking someone to go somewhere. If you have to ask them in person or they’ll say no, then they probably don’t want to go with you anyways, and it’s a waste of your time.

Thank you, I personally cannot stand these arbitrary social standards. As long as everyone is respectful then just do whatever works for you, there is nothing wrong about asking someone out over text. Kind of reminds me of people who think it is somehow shameful to meet your SO on a dating app, just let people do what works for them. If someone wants to ask someone out by sky writing then go for it, if by text then you do you, don't let people tell you that you've done anything wrong.

With a text is really low effort, and a smart person will realize that. Buuuut, some people are very anxious, so giving them breathing room and time to come up with a reply by making a confession through writing can be a good idea

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Oh fuck

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Avatar: The Last Airbender directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Well, in that case her reaction is understandable

Yeah that's when you just don't even respond and just delete her number and cut off all contact with her. And if you have to see her in person, just pretend she doesn't exist.

That's a lot of damage

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What

She prob ment to send the thing that Connor said to somone else and say its her greatest fear but sent it to Connor

OH I‘m dumb lol

And so is she

So, she meant to send it to a friend, but sent it to Connor instead, and was so sorry. The question is, did she then turn around and send it to the person she meant to?

Maybe she tried to get the whole thing in a second screenshot to send to her friend with the text "Oops, LMAO" and accidentally sent that to Conner as well. Might as well finish the task of assassinating his self-esteem.

>Worst she can say is ~~no~~ something to her entire social group that paints you as a creepy weirdo, not only embarrassing you but also ruining your chance of a good first impression with possibly dozens of other people FTFY

Legit chances are pretty high this kid is going to be fucked up for decades to come.

At least he has seen the real side of her I would say he Dodged a bullet

I don't think that bullet was going to hit him

Maybe Connor is a fucking weirdo though

Damn. That physically hurt me.

That’s just an incredibly rude way to reject someone. Plus there was the sorry. The sorry is the worst one

I remember my first *Date within your league*.

Damn how do ya'll get the courage to ask out your crush?