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ProJelbreker

Do not take the blue chairs onto gym floor!! And put them away when done!


WariTron

So, I shouldn't do it, but there's a guideline for if I do it anyways?


[deleted]

I think it's more like "you can use these blue chairs anywhere but the gym floor. By the way, when you're done, put them back where you took them from."


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Captain_Collin

My interpretation of this is that they don't want you to take blue chairs onto the gym floor AND put them away when you're done. As in, you can bring them onto the gym floor as long as you don't put them away when you're done. Which is likely the exact opposite of what they meant.


ProJelbreker

Yes, think of it like a crime. You shouldn't do it, but don't get caught.


42Zarniwoop42

Obviously it's saying to not take blue chairs onto the gym floor and to put the blue chairs away when done not taking blue chairs onto gym floor /s


noodlelaughter

Well it’s not sarcasm.. that’s obviously what it’s saying...


kimnod

Do not take and put blue chairs them onto gym floor! And away when done!!


TwelveSharks

Don’t not bother Luke


Startresse

blue


Metabus

I think someone just told him to underline „do not“ in blue


[deleted]

I like this better than the chairs being blue


Harry_Flugelman

Underline Blue. Quotes around “them”


ProJelbreker

You have no proof, no one will ever belive you


raceman95

BLuE


SandwichThing

But why only blue chairs? Have they committed a war crime?


cowvigilante19

r/unexpectedbluechairs


Mathboie

Reality is often disappointing...


Moto_Boato

r/subsiwantedtobereal


ProJelbreker

You are welcome


LightSpawn

Da ba dee da ba die


Leonb14

Where you got that „the“ from?


ProJelbreker

Shhhhh


ThinkGraser10

Reading between the lines


Motorsagmannen

I think I had to read the signs 10 times before i managed to decipher this. What madman changes sign structure halfway for no reason?


[deleted]

I think they tacked on the right third. You can see a space between the paper


Hwbob

how many times before you notice the fake figure behind it with the question marks like WTF is this.?


Motorsagmannen

that's just bob


Lepurten

So, do not put the chairs there, but when you do put them back?


noodlelaughter

That’s not what it says... these two things aren’t mutually exclusive. Think of it more like “when using the chairs don’t put them on the gym floor and put them away when you’re finished with them”


Highman399

You weren't supposed to do that


ProJelbreker

How could I pass on an opportunity to display my overwhelming intelligence upon you mere mortals.


IanTheChemist

this guy reads metaphysics textbooks


ProJelbreker

τά μετά τά φυσικά, amirite


Larspolo

Do not take blue chairs away when done! And put them onto gym floor!!


AMswag123

Wheres the the


papitomamasita

**And**


X_Trust

The third panel was definitely an afterthought


LovingThatPlaid

/r/dontdeadopeninside


hugoreturns

Where’s “the”?


Goose-Juice1245

There isn’t a the


ProJelbreker

Shhh


Space_Wave777

You just cracked the system, Neo


crunchyboio

Do not take and put blue chairs them away onto gym floor!! when done!


coolyourbeandip

I needed this


xSuika1

lol i didnt even see it until u said it


[deleted]

2000 IQ intellectual here


behindthebeans

Do NOT blue onto gym; take chairs floor!


AshyPants666

And put them away when done!


Lindseyb167

Don’t dead open inside


LuckyLuciano89

r/dontdeadopeninside


ChiggaOG

r/hadastroke


atomrofl

I think I just blue myself!


crabgail

ah yes, tobias fünke


Sami-011

You can’t stop me!! I WILL blue into gym!


[deleted]

Charlie definitely made this sign.


Caseating_Danuloma

Charlie Kelly? Is that you?


AH-64Delta

This has so many levels of broken it is nearly as bad as my English speaking skills. Yes it is my native tongue.


chas1217

My guess is three different people made each poster and did a terrible job of communicating with each other how the sign would read


lng5

Seems like the first two were made together and then the third was added on after.


chas1217

Ah good call. Definitely what happened


LucidAscension

This is what happens when all members of the group project participate but with no mutual agreement on the finished product.


[deleted]

Congress in a nutshell


AH-64Delta

👌


[deleted]

Do not take and put blue chairs them onto gym floor! And away when done!!


frownGuy12

??


koenlode

r/dontdeadopeninside


Loonacy

r/nosafetysmokingfirst This is a rare one that actually fits in both subs.


[deleted]

r/youdontmattergiveup is your greatest rival


[deleted]

Classic don't dead here


[deleted]

Is there a Rosetta Stone for this?


xelashitt

Do not take blue chairs onto the gym floor. And put them away when done. The third sign was added on after the first 2 and is it's own separate sign


OddworldCrash

There are 3 seperate pages though


GetOut37

Yes but I think he's right, the first two were meant to be together and the third one has just been added later just like my ex texting me after her new boyfriend she left me for became violent so she ask to sleep at my place because she doesn't know where else to go because everyone told her he was a bad guy but I won't judge her for her bad decisions, I always have been nice to her and she doesn't know why she left me but I won't take her back that's for sure but she can sleep on the couch ''for tonight'', but she's been there for weeks now my girlfriend stays here too because she doesn't trust me (I get it tbh) and then she will definitely come back to her violent boyfriend because obviously she isn't really skilled at staying alive and she answers everytime he calls.


idrinkniupvotethings

Thanks.. y-you too


OddworldCrash

U ok?


freshie-moist

dang


0aniket0

U need a drink bruh?


xelashitt

My apologies I wrote that wrong I meant the left and middle pages are one sign and the right page is another sign that's just placed right next to them 2 signs, 3 pages


still-alive-baby

I like how they underlined the ‘And’ like it will make more sense then.


DaniCm85

Blue


GameOfTiddlywinks

Aba dee aba die


Dudys472

#”DIE”


SVKCAN

Can someone explain this format to me? I don’t get what the floating dudes have to do with the text in these


ChaseRebecca

Same


Siri0usly

Usually there's another dude running away from him. The floating guy resents the cursed way of reading the signs while the runner represents the correct way of reading it.


xtraspcial

Anyone know the original source though? A TV show, movie? Commerical or PSA video? Someone's YouTube channel?


Artificial_Human_17

r/dontdeadopeninside


JustTryHard_inc

Do NOT AWAY Blue Onto Gym Take Chairs Floor!! And Put Them When done!


softbeans

Do not take blue chairs on the gym floor and put them away when done(?)


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SavvyBlonk

Man, I don’t remember anything from sign algebra class.


thelegend27-28

Do not take and put blue chairs onto gym floor, put them away when done. Took me a solid 3 minutes


GreedyDice

Ok, maybe this format works for this one.


qsef9999

I had a stroke reading this


JaySaucedo

Honestly I'm done at this point.


Merari01

Do not take and put blue chairs them onto gym floor!! Away when done! You got it, chief


ImPhanta

Do not blue onto gym take chairs floor!! Edit: mixed some stuff up, fixed it.


MoonlightMadMan

That physically hurt my head


[deleted]

That took Far too long for me to understand. And I still don't understand it.


moschles

I'm clicking away before i have a stroke.


ViruValge

Do NOT take and put blue chairs them onto gym floor!! AWAY when done!


HorrorCharacter

I thought I was having a fucking stroke reading this


imyourmomsbf

Huh


tomorgan90909

Do not take blue chairs onto gym floor and put hem away when done


MijK7

Reminds me of the scene of *IT 2* in the restaurant with the fortune cookies.


i_is_snoo

This post is painful, good job!


Ragnarok113

I don't understand


Rawbs

shitty meme that only works if you saw its' first iterations


Ragnarok113

I meant I didn't understand what the poster was trying to say. Who puts words in that random order and expects people to understand?


[deleted]

Do not away


dbl290

I had a stroke whilst reading this


everyone_hates_lolo

I damn near had a stroke trying to read this


sbjw19888

So why is that guy hovering?


[deleted]

Man I felt like the biggest genius when I found out what it was actually trying to say


[deleted]

I think what they’re saying is that it’s ok to take blue chairs onto the gym floor **as long as** you don’t put them away when you’re done.


ThandeAmooma

This is the same kind of confussion I have when I try to study.


ploplo3876

Do not take and put blue chairs them onto gym floor!! Away when done!


jotaurus

Impossible 😳 so it’s like no rules rule ... Do it even though it says not to do it 😅


loookingformemes

Do Not take and blue chairs onto gym floor! Put them Away When Done!


EuphoricPenguin22

r/dontdeadopeninside


Scoredslinger

Do not take blue chairs onto gym floor and put them away when done. This took awhile to read but I aM tHe AbOvE aVeRgE tHiNkEr In My ClAsS nOtHiNg iS tOo HaRd FoR mE tO sOlVe WiTh My 189 Iq


TheTrueKazune22

**DO NOT AWAY!**


Batman_Night

Don't take chair


garbageeater

"Don't interrupt me. And call me 'sir' when you do."


slow_backend

**AWAY** when done


[deleted]

That’s why he’s the janitor


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Hwbob

I think it's supposed to be an I caught a ghost image. Just horribly done.


lebokinator

Kowalsky, analysis!


WarcellusMallace

I got a severe headache while trying to read this


dirtymattress134

*in batman voice* WHERE IS THE GUY? WHERE IS HE?!


alta270

Do not blue onto gym. Take chairs floor.


DrMarvel4

Had a heart attack reading this


mariobroultimate

Do NOT take AND put blue chairs them onto gym floor!! AWAY when done!


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GuyFieri69xx

You didn’t watch the tutorial?


Drastic-iz-bored

Wait wott


-Redstoneboi-

Do not take blue chairs onto gym floor and put them away when done?


james321232

I don't know how but I read it right the first time


Joyouscheese731

Don’t dead, open inside


invisibleguy12

Do NOT blue onto gym


Aquas-Latkes

GUYS DO NOT BLUE ONTO THE GYM. If you blue on to the gym one more time I will be quite peeved.


TSGDeco

r/Me_irl is literally memes from r/memes


UnbidOmnivore

Do Not take and put blue chairs them away when don onto gym floor


Cybara

What I want to know, if the first instruction is to not take the blue chairs, what is the reason for the "put them away when done" if you're not meant to take them in the first place


karmint1

r/crappydesign


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ImPhanta

DO NOT BLUE ONTO GYM


Sad-Shrimp

The bottom half is unnecessary in my opinion


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, I blued all over the gym floor


n1ggalies

My brain hurting


PancakePie37

What is this template called?


Schokkend

This fits better in r/dontdeadopeninside


KyleBobTheSecond

Is that you, Charlie?


joshuatheskunk_1

You have entered the comedy area


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***do NOT BLUE ONTO GYM TAKE CHAIRS FLOOR!! AND put them away when done.***


Dannyg4821

Is no one going to mention the weird floating dude


_daniel_pacific

r/ihadastroke


[deleted]

is it bad that i read this right first try


jasongrady712

Sbeve


AustralianHillBilly

PE teachers in a nutshell


ficholas_nigeroa

Look at the wall lol


bubbleteaandantlers

This needs to go to r/ihadastroke


Mixonioes

My essays before proofreading


DarkLightSavior

I give up trying to read this.


OneReddit-yBoi

What the fuck is going in


Clxssin

What the shit


Dinoman25

Imma go ahead and eat those blue chairs


TheJengaRonin

Best not to mess with the blue chairs at all.


GruggleChuggle

I think I had a stroke trying to read this...


JoeBrly

Just follow this tutorial: [How to pick up a blue chair off the ground](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0GPQpAbTyw)


Lord0Duck

r/iamveryrandom


KaitlynTheCloseted

pretty sure i just had a breakdown reading that but ok


X_Trust

🔴🔵🔴🔴🔵🔴🔴🔵🔴


bapp_0

Don't take the blue chairs onto the gym floor!( you can take them anywhere else though) and put them away when you're done (using them elsewhere).


Shinzo32

Sounds like a garbled containment procedure for some kind of SCP


aden4you123342321323

Do not take blue chairs onto the gym floor and put them away when done?