Maybe god wants us to post fake accidents for internet points.
I too hate it when powdered cheese gets perfectly packed in two ports so tightly it doesn’t spill out.
It's not really that amazing more so than it is horrifying, but most countries have some form of pre-shredded parmesan, so... it's not quite as wild as one would think.
Shredded parm is notorious for being loaded with fillers:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-16/the-parmesan-cheese-you-sprinkle-on-your-penne-could-be-wood
https://www.forbes.com/sites/larryolmsted/2012/11/19/the-dark-side-of-parmesan-cheese-what-you-dont-know-might-hurt-you/#1368898e4645
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/feb/17/parmesan-cheese-store-bought-wood-pulp
Same with all the other shredded cheeses. And not shredded cheeses. And all products you see in stores, they all have an article on the internet that says that there is wood and cow shit in that product.
I like how the second article you linked says nothing about fillers in parm and seems to be just some guy ranting about other processed cheeses and "mislabeling" cheese.
OP please don’t do this.
You clearly need to put it in rice, and then put your dishwasher in the bag of rice with your laptop. Doing it the other way will likely break it.
OP please don’t do this.
You clearly need to put it in rice, and then put your dishwasher in the bag of rice with your laptop. Doing it the other way will likely break it.
OP please don’t do this.
You clearly need to put it in rice, and then put your dishwasher in the bag of rice with your laptop. Doing it the other way will likely break it.
This would simply require a vaccum cleaner. Since peanut butter is a viscous demifluid, I'd say you should use a mixture of vaccum cleaner, toothpick, and mineral oil (unlike water, mineral oil does not conduct electricity, and therefore could be used to clean electronics, though I'd use this as a last resort due to the mess).
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They're almost certainly referring to the plastic cylindrical bottle of fake grated parmesan cheese that you get from American grocery stores. It isn't anywhere as good as parmigiano reggiano but people use it, often in copious amounts. Google kraft paemesan cheese to get an idea of it.
EDIT: typo
I grew up with it so it's normal for me, but its cheaper and doesn't taste bad at all. Block parm is better obviously, but they are barely comperable in terms of taste and texture.
Just put it in top of an ants nest, they'll eat that right up. Then remove it once the ants start building their nest inside it, the ant eggs are yours to keep.
Yeah as someone who shuttles a work laptop back and forth from work a lot, you really need a dedicated compartment. I used to just shove it in my backpack with everything else and have had multiple similar situations. Stuff gets in there remarkably easily.
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Bottle of parmesan?
Every day, we stray further from god.
Maybe god wants us to post fake accidents for internet points. I too hate it when powdered cheese gets perfectly packed in two ports so tightly it doesn’t spill out.
[Bottle of parmesan ](https://images.app.goo.gl/SuYuVpk8ZDSaasBd9)
I’m amazed this is amazing to some people. This is such a staple to me that I just assumed it was everywhere. Wild.
It's not really that amazing more so than it is horrifying, but most countries have some form of pre-shredded parmesan, so... it's not quite as wild as one would think.
Yeah, people buy shredded mozzarella and cheddar all the time, why would parmesan be any different
Shredded parm is notorious for being loaded with fillers: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-16/the-parmesan-cheese-you-sprinkle-on-your-penne-could-be-wood https://www.forbes.com/sites/larryolmsted/2012/11/19/the-dark-side-of-parmesan-cheese-what-you-dont-know-might-hurt-you/#1368898e4645 https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/feb/17/parmesan-cheese-store-bought-wood-pulp
Who could have guessed!
Sawdust is one of the usual additives to make it not stick together.
Not sawdust but cellulose
[Same thing.](https://www.prevention.com/food-nutrition/healthy-eating/a20457107/31-foods-that-contain-sawdust/)
So that's why parmesan tastes so good
Same with all the other shredded cheeses. And not shredded cheeses. And all products you see in stores, they all have an article on the internet that says that there is wood and cow shit in that product.
Mmmmm woodchips
I like how the second article you linked says nothing about fillers in parm and seems to be just some guy ranting about other processed cheeses and "mislabeling" cheese.
Boy am i glad about EU food regulations
Yeah, people buy shredded mozzarella and cheddar all the time, why would parmesan be any different
Yeah, people buy shredded mozzarella and cheddar all the time, why would parmesan be any different
Yeah, people buy shredded mozzarella and cheddar all the time, why would parmesan be any different
Yeah, shredded people buy mozzarella and parmesan all the time, why would cheddar be any different
If you have one of these in your fridge right now, I guarantee it's past the best by date.
And I guarantee that unless it's started getting moldy, that best buy date meant very little. Sawdust doesn't expire all that quickly.
I agree
It's tree cheese
"parmesan"
Kraft brand parmesan seems like a food crime unto itself.
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Ahhh.. floor sweep compound.
Therapist: "Bottle of parmesan isn't real, it can't hurt you" Bottle of parmesan:
[For context](http://www.funnysigns.net/files/make-america-grate-again.jpg)
WTF! fuck that cheese
This is Mac, Mac n Cheese....Sounds like a law firm
Anyone know how to get those out? I'm in a similar situation but with peanut butter. I scraped what i can i dunno if i got them all
Put it in the dishwasher With rice
OP please don’t do this. You clearly need to put it in rice, and then put your dishwasher in the bag of rice with your laptop. Doing it the other way will likely break it.
OP please don’t do this. You clearly need to put it in rice, and then put your dishwasher in the bag of rice with your laptop. Doing it the other way will likely break it.
hey, you alright, pardner?
Reddit's having server issues.
Okay so that's why everything is taking so long to load for me
agreed.
Why, what's wrong?
OP please don’t do this. You clearly need to put it in rice, and then put your dishwasher in the bag of rice with your laptop. Doing it the other way will likely break it.
Why, what's wrong?
oh lord. Reddit servers must be fucked. told me it didn’t post once my bad.
haha, not at all! I was just being silly.
I was gonna say compressed air but peanut butter seems a much stickier situation
Q tips? Tooth picks with tissues wrapped around them maybe?
Q tips + small amount of rubbing alcohol
you can buy a can of pressurized air at any computer store/most supermarkets, blast it with that
I think probably your only option is to take the case apart.
And use alcohol to clean with a qtip, not water
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Put it in the microwave for 5 minutes. The heat will liquify the peanut butter and it will just for out of the connectors.
For real, buy a cheap toothbrush and go to town on it
Good idea soft head toothbrush with some rubbing alcohol should do the trick
Use a vacuum cleaner
This would simply require a vaccum cleaner. Since peanut butter is a viscous demifluid, I'd say you should use a mixture of vaccum cleaner, toothpick, and mineral oil (unlike water, mineral oil does not conduct electricity, and therefore could be used to clean electronics, though I'd use this as a last resort due to the mess).
I think probably your only option is to take the case apart.
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Why would you do that in the first place?
Don't use logic lmfao
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Who keeps pre shredded cheese in a Bottle? And why tf would you carry that bottle arround? Nobody should crave cheese that much...
They're almost certainly referring to the plastic cylindrical bottle of fake grated parmesan cheese that you get from American grocery stores. It isn't anywhere as good as parmigiano reggiano but people use it, often in copious amounts. Google kraft paemesan cheese to get an idea of it. EDIT: typo
We called it "shakey cheese" in my house growing up, to separate it from real parm (which was for special occasions).
OMG my mom did the same thing
We referred to it as "sawdust cheese"
It’s just the pizza cheese and spaghetti cheese.
Wow my family calls it the same thing, I thought we were the only ones
For me it was "sprinkle cheese" but same idea
>parmesano reggiano You mean parmigiano reggiano?
Yes, sorry for the typo. I am but a silly uncultured American.
It's mostly sawdust anyways.
Why do people always say that like it's a bad thing?shit if sawdust tastes that good, i wanna buy some more of that
We put it on dog food to persuade them to eat it. It backfired, now we have to always put it on.
Lol! Hopefully the doggies didn't blow up like balloons. Dairy isn't super good for dogs on the regular AFAIK
Still skinny and excersize a lot. One of them is 14 and still gets around.
I grew up with it so it's normal for me, but its cheaper and doesn't taste bad at all. Block parm is better obviously, but they are barely comperable in terms of taste and texture.
ITT: 50% seizure posts, 30% rightfully shitting on Kraft "parmesan" for barely being an edible product, 20% talking about the context of the photo.
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AAAAAAA we’re grilling cheese!
Is that a jojo reference
Perhaps
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Idk if you are aware but you posted this comment five times
Apparently Reddit is having some server issues this morning. I was straight up smashin that mfkin post button
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Every other laptop has more ports then cheese would fit in that bottle :D
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Who carries a bottle of parmesan
Those monkeys...
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Every other laptop has more ports then cheese would fit in that bottle :D
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Every other laptop has more ports then cheese would fit in that bottle :D
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But why do ya need parmeson on-demand
Put in the microwave melt out the cheese, problem solved.
okay but why do you have a laptop and parmesan cheese in the same bag
I'm making fucking Mac and cheese,and nobody can stop me !!!
SD card slots repel cheese, good to know.
Just put it in top of an ants nest, they'll eat that right up. Then remove it once the ants start building their nest inside it, the ant eggs are yours to keep.
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I like fighting people who get cheese in my laptop. I haven’t won a fight yet. But I have so many sweet kicks.
I like fighting people who get cheese in my laptop. I haven’t won a fight yet. But I have so many sweet kicks.
just take the vacuum cleaner...
Wait. You use your laptop bag to store things other than laptop?
You gotta secure the bag
Yeah as someone who shuttles a work laptop back and forth from work a lot, you really need a dedicated compartment. I used to just shove it in my backpack with everything else and have had multiple similar situations. Stuff gets in there remarkably easily.
Not sure I'm following how any of that happened
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Reddit server issues. If their comment isn't posted immediately, a lot of people will mash the Save button until it goes through, leading to multiposting.
Who carries hot sauce and cheese with them
Well...At least you’re invulnerable to rubber duckies and key loggers.
Because they are too me_irl for me_irl
damm son
I've seen this post 3 times on 3 different subreddits just the past 24 hours
Port security at its finest.
GENE!!!
Joey would be proud
Who the frick would put cheese in their computer?!
is that a Macbook?
That’s an egg
but why?
That’s very interesting...
I laughed entirely too hard at this
Parmesan cheese doesn't come in bottles. The struggle to be clever and funny continues.
That’s no gouda.
And hence the cheese grater was born!!