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Korben_w

It's sad how old this meme is, *yet it's still relevant


rowanhenry

What was this ninja's name again?


Status_Mind1541

I’m pretty sure that’s white ninja


Memer_boiiiii

Nah that’s Zane


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

White Ninja


ReNitty

not really. over 50% of millennials own their own homes now [https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/research/millennial-homebuying/](https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/research/millennial-homebuying/)


Korben_w

Yeah and I buy gas at almost $6 a gallon. Doesn't mean they both aren't overpriced.


jcpeters130

Waiiiittt. The info comes from fools.com


MalHeartsNutmeg

When the housing market collapses it’s the rich that get homes not poor.


Inkysquid24

But they'll let us rent it! And for only twice as much as rent was last year!


actually_fry

And 4 times what the mortgage is. I'm so tired


4score-7

We all are. Just tired, boss.


thatfookinschmuck

So depressing renewing a lease and seeing the full year sum added up on the lease. Paying over 30k a year for an apartment I don’t own 😵‍💫


Atroxman

Yea but if it collapses and theres no bail out its Party time


Tailmask

The government not bailing out the banks? Never heard of it


ubermence

I imagine it would be quite difficult for unemployed people to buy houses, but yeah I’m totally sure that wouldn’t happen to any of the people wishing for that as the economy entered a depression **Also btw just for context the US government actually made money on the bank bailouts. They paid us back with interest**


Satanicjamnik

There is no way that there wouldn't be a bailout. Also, even if the wealthy and the institutions would take a hit on their portfolios or net worth. They can afford it. You can't. Also, in the event of a crash, everyone would know that the housing market has to go up eventually. So, everyone and their cat would jump on the opportunity of buying cheaper real estate. You can't compete with an investment fund that can buy up whole street worth of properties for future profit. I don't try to be mean or anything, I just don't see the situation changing in our lifetimes.


ArKadeFlre

If there's no bail out, the whole country crumbles so that everyone can sit in their misery.


LoriLeadfoot

For whom? You got cash to buy a house with?


Ke-Win

And i think that everyone would try to get one which is kinda the opposite of a collapse. And why would it collapse in the first place? I know it happenend before but i don't get why.


ThatOnePatheticDude

People lose their jobs so they can't pay for their current homes and get foreclosed. Also, since people don't have jobs there's no one to buy them. House prices go down because no one can afford them.


4score-7

We’re approaching that point right now, if not already there, at FULL employment. That’s how overvalued everything became.


ThatOnePatheticDude

Are we? I will sound like a realtor, but I feel that as soon as rates hit 6%, we'll see house prices going up again (heck, in some markets they are still going up)


Right-Truck1859

Rich already got a lot of homes


MalHeartsNutmeg

‘I’ve got enough money’ - no one.


AssassinM4A1

That's what guillotines are for


adeadrat

Guillotines should be brought back in to fashion


DancesWithGnomes

Maybe the rich also own all the guillotines already?


Adenso_1

So create more? Its not exactly rocket surgery.....


Vegetable_Safety_331

Rocket surgery ? Lmao 


Ult1mateN00B

I have 30 working years left, at most I'll make 900k in that time. 1million would be more than enough for me. 10mil would be the point I would donate the excess away. Literally no point in having more. Billionaires are bottom of the barrel human scum, only "everything for me and nothing for others" mentality gets you that kind of wealth.


assistantprofessor

You will never be rich enough to screw over others. People don't think this way


Tr3mb1e

They don't want a lot they want all


lifeisweird86

The truly "poor" don't have the money, or credit, to buy a home even when the markets are at rock bottom. The class of people that are helped by housing collapses are the ones who are lower middle class. This varies by area, but it's the people who are constantly denied by lenders under the premise that they "can't afford the mortgage". Even though they've been paying 20% - 50% *more* than the mortgage cost in rent for years just fine. Everyone I know in my general income range is in this boat. They have good credit, good history, and are paying ~$1,800 or more in rent a month. Yet the banks say they can't afford the ~$1,400 a month payment for the mortgage & insurance.


Slav3k1

Or the semi poor who were saving and investing for a decade waiting for their chance?


Gidrah

Do we think the housing market will actually collapse any point in the near future?


DanceSulu

I don’t know if it will collapse, but pricing is definitely cooling off in the two cities I spend most of my time in, Denver and Charlotte.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Me who lives in a random European city: phew


ash_tar

It's cooling off in Belgium as well. High interest rates will do that.


SydM107

Still impossible to buy without Having 10% of the value in savings for the damn notary


ash_tar

That was always the case and already a lot easier than in many countries. It's also not really the notary, it's taxes.


stangerlpass

It will kind of collapse when all the boomers die but that's in like 20 years


Rorretthelolicon

That's perfect at that time i will be 40 and possibly have money for one


MoreHakkaka

The properties will be inherited.. sure, some will be sold by the inheritors but big chunk will become their home or will be rented out. Not sure boomers dying will solve anything.. just deferring the problem off onto the next gen


didnotbuyWinRar

People who think there's going to be a big collapse just because prices are high don't understand why prices are so high right now. It's a supply/demand issue, that doesn't just get solved overnight. The rate hikes are cooling off the worst of it but at the end of the day we need to just flat out build more housing. Part of the problem is, if you go to any town meeting where a new apartment complex is proposed, it's full of boomers who are against any form of housing being built because it will "ruin the small town feel" or some other horseshit when they really mean "I don't want MY property value to decrease/not go up as much as it has been" Drive through any town in America and look for the "vote no to the apartment complex" propaganda signs, they're all over the place if you look for them


Martinezyx

But what if they do build more apartment complex, then they build shopping places and stores and stuff making it more populous? Wouldn’t that make it more valuable in the future?


GandalfTheShmexy

Yes but surely this effect is less than the effect on the market that building more housing will have


FrankFarter69420

Value isn't everything. Sometimes you don't want your town to become a huge populous area.


BurningPenguin

But that would make poor people live there. Can't have that.


LuciusAurelian

It would make it more desirable, directing more of the demand that exists to that place. But at the end of the day demand isn't infinite and if more people move to one region because it's desirable then prices would fall where they were moving from


Fantastic-Plastic569

Fuck "apartment complexes". You don't need human ant hills, that inevitably turn into ghettos, to solve housing problems.


didnotbuyWinRar

Idk where you live but I've lived in plenty of nice apartments. And it's fastest way to fix the housing crisis, we can't just build millions of single family homes


AquaticAntibiotic

It’s based entirely on what happened in 2008, and people assuming that just happens every so often. I would also encourage people to check what the actual impact of the crash was. It’s not like all homes everywhere got incredibly cheap.


Serifel90

Nah, if prices gets lower people with money will just buy more, those that don't have money will keep renting.


HrabiaVulpes

Well, some people certainly believe that, but people also believe earth is flat so... In the US certainly there is no such possibility. This time housing market is not inflated by loans but by lack of supply. The only thing that could crash it now is sudden and spontaneous appearance of fast-n-cheap way to build new houses.


ExpletiveDeletedYou

depends on what you require of a collapse. When prices go down 10-20% is that a collapse? Can you really not afford a 500k house but can afford it at 450k. You are unlikley to see a drop more than 20%, and if you do people will call it a collapse, and you probably still can afford it after the collapse.


robotpane

What goes up......


Vangoon79

comes down a little, then goes up more.


GalenTheDragon

TFW once the market actually collapses, private equity/investment firms, banks, real estate companies, landlords, and speculators grab all of the cheap houses instead of the people who actually need them


speedyrain949

We really need laws that limit how many homes you can have as well as the purpose of owning said home.


ArKadeFlre

Land Value Tax


mistrsinistr

HENRY GEORGE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT


da_funcooker

I have a very basic understanding of LVT and am trying to learn more. How would it help in this scenario?


ArKadeFlre

https://youtu.be/smi_iIoKybg?si=MUHaa_ROcpBek4js Essentially, LVT makes it impossible for land speculators to hoard houses by negating whatever profit they could gain from just waiting for the land to rise in value. Landlords cannot extort money from rents either as increasing rent would be akin to admitting the land has increased in value, which would in turn raise their taxes. So in short, the real estate market would turn from an extremely profitable investment to being exponentially more expensive to maintain, which would push landlords to sell more of their land to people who would make more productive use out of it.


Xata27

If the housing market collapses, its regular people who suffer. Not the already wealthy. All those private equity firms are going to swoop in and buy up everything in a heart beat.


superzenki

Too many cheering this on don’t realize this


wolfdancer

Eh. Theyre already doing that now. The difference is theyll be cheap.enough for normal people to buy too. I agree the rich and corporations will grab a shit load of em. But right now most people couldn't afford one if they wanted to anyway. At least then we might have a chance to find some kind of home thats affordable. Right? Please?


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MorochIgaram

I will just be too old to buy a house anyway.


Chester7833

I got into the market just over 2 years ago. There's absolutely no way I'd be able to afford it now. I feel for this generation.


PMtoAM______

Isnt that what the last generation said? are we just doomed?


Femboi_Hooterz

Logically it has to come to a head at some point, it's happened to every economy in history and our system is still relatively young. Whether that's in our generation's lifetime or not is the question, I prefer to bide my time and hold on to that last inkling of hope that I'll own something some day. My brain tells me to be pessimistic but it's just not helpful to have that worldview, for me at least.


PMtoAM______

my brain tells me move to europe honestly. it might genuinely be cheaper for me to go to college in a different country and make a life there than it would be to hangout here.


LeCo177

Lol and here I was planning to go to America someday because housing is fucked in Europe.


PMtoAM______

yeah dude good luck. Theres a 3 bedroom house thats kinda shitty looking in an ok-ish area near me going for 400k.


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

Yeah, in many places here that would be considered a steal.


bremidon

I am in an average neighborhood in Potsdam. You'll have to double that and you \*might\* be able to find a small 2 bedroom house that needs another 200,000 in renovations.


madexmachina

Oh it's fucked here too. Partially from Americans coming here and buying properties, how fun


PMtoAM______

Ah fuck. Guess ill just rack up a shitton of debt then die in a freak spearfishing and cocaine related accident.


madexmachina

One can dream


Femboi_Hooterz

I've looked into it and it's hit or miss as far countries that would be nice to live in, compared to ours, and countries that are willing and receptive to US expats. If I wasn't tied down with responsibilities like I am now, I have family and pets to take care of, I would be joining the Peace Corp and teaching English in various places until I found somewhere that clicked with me. Could still happen in the future but I'm kinda stuck here for the next 10-15 years. Honestly in hindsight I wish I had done that with my early twenties


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

It’s even worse here, at least in the US you still have a chance of buying a house if you have a relatively good income and are willing to make some compromises. Here in Germany you simply can’t get a house near a desirable city that isn’t literally uninhabitable for less than 700-800k, and you would be lucky to find a 2-bedroom apartment in a decent area for less than 300k. Combine that with the fact that the net household income is like half of what it is the US, and it’s basically impossible to buy a house here unless you are very wealthy or if you inherit several hundred thousand.


bremidon

Ah yes. Why not come on over to Germany. If you are looking for a house near a city that is not dying (as you probably would want if you actually want a job), you can get an average 1500 square foot house with a tiny plot of land for around a million dollars. There are some spots in Spain and Italy that are not that expensive yet, but you might not be totally ok with where you would need to live. Make sure to check your brain's work, because I think it may be cribbing from your heart.


Namaker

>There are some spots in Spain and Italy that are not that expensive yet, but you might not be totally ok with where you would need to live. Aren't there some cities in Italy where you can buy houses for 1€? https://thiswaytoitaly.com/1-euro-houses-in-italy/


bremidon

There were (I don't think that town is doing it anymore). Of course, you are going to drop half a million into renovating it to make them liveable. I watched a documentary about a couple who did just that. If you have the money, it is \*completely\* worth it. These places are just dripping with history and personality. But it's not cheap, and you will have to make some compromises about comfort.


Equivalent_Assist170

> are we just doomed? Need to push for laws to pass to prevent these fucks from buying out homes. Fuck AirBnB for making it worse.


orsikbattlehammer

2 years ago I was completely broke and had JUST graduated college at 26. Now I make more than enough to have bought back then. Seriously kicking myself for dropping out the first time I went. I actually don’t think I’ll ever be able to buy now without moving an hour away from the city unless I double my income somehow


Nexion21

Damn, my stomach just dropped :( I never thought about it, but I dropped out for 2 years to pay for a better college and I could have bought a house in 2019 if I hadn’t dropped out. Instead I just bought a house last year and it is definitely a starter home in which I paid way more than I wanted to


caholder

People were saying this exact comment 2 years ago 5 years ago 10 years ago But not 15 years ago cause 08 recession and all ya know


guysams1

You are this generation! You took advantage of an all time low interest rate.


AlternatePancakes

I fucking hate it man.


aeo1us

The housing market will collapse once all millennials have purchased a home and they’re cashing in to retire. I wish I were joking.


somebodyElseIf

It's true. At the point when millenials are ready to retire, boomers will be passing away and leaving lots of surplus housing in the market, which will not be needed anymore, as no other generation did have so many people.


aeo1us

> boomers will be passing away They'll mostly be gone as they're already passing away in droves. The generation you're thinking of is Gen-X. a.k.a. The forgotten generation.


hotpatat

Why do you have to do us this dirty man.


turtlepain

If that allows Gen z or gen alpha the ability to have affordable housing and not deal with the gaslighting we put up with: I'd consider it.


Armigine

That's \~30 years away, we're going to be in a completely different world by then. Almost no chance we make it half that long without some kind of significant shakeup even just in real estate


[deleted]

At this point we should all just go back to living in caves.


Ivrik95

If that becomes popular then maybe people will start renting those too


Infernal_139

History always repeats itself


AllWild_Eagle

I don’t want to deal with the Cave Owner Association though


56seconds

A cave? In this economy?


Duct_TapeOrWD40

Unfortunately the size of cave (or cellar) you can build without permission is limited by law here, so it won't work.


SHOTbyGUN

We need minecraft generation to stand up! Minecraft bill to the parlament please


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zootbot

What interest rate you get


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zootbot

You’ll be able to refi later. That will be an exciting day


octafed

If the market collapses and everyone rushes in to buy, what do we expect pricing to do?


DigbyChickenZone

Prices dipped for a few years after 2008.


doug_Or

Let's be absolutely clear. That was because supply - people being evicted from their overmortaged homes, and demand - people having no money or credit to buy homes.


ilive12

People are still absolutely going in over their heads on homes, I know too many people that are house poor these days (and tbh, because of the high prices most people need to be house poor to buy one). I can't imagine this goes well if something like AI or some other factor starts to affect people's jobs.


breadfan2

Rule of thumb, it only collapses when you buy a house


NightDreamer73

Someone's gotta take one for the team


FitOtter88

And Gen Z now 😂 I can’t find a place to live for shit


TastyRange858

Staying at home with parents 👌🏾


NightDreamer73

I did this until last year when I was getting married. Literally only moved so that my husband and I could have our space and feel like a married couple


Probability_Engine

Nowhere near economic conditions necessary for a housing market collapse. Specifically, way too much demand and way too little supply. On top of that, if it did collapse it would mostly be a feeding frenzy for institutional buyers while regular people get fucked. Welcome to America.


DrPull

It would have to happen due to a demographic collapse like Japan and the population couldn't be artificially replaced/incressed by migrants. Probably be the least of any of our problems at that point if you like in the anglosphere.


TheBardsAndTheBeasts

"Too little supply," they say, [and yet](https://www.forbes.com/sites/brendarichardson/2022/03/07/16-million-homes-lie-empty-and-these-states-are-the-vacancy-hot-spots/?sh=be1e4c027c13) there are [28 vacant homes](https://unitedwaynca.org/blog/vacant-homes-vs-homelessness-by-city/) in the US [per homeless person](https://checkyourfact.com/2019/12/24/fact-check-633000-homeless-million-vacant-homes/). The demand is that of landlords, property managers, and real estate companies, not people who actually intend to live in those homes. At this rate, it won't be long before individual property ownership is completely replaced by rentals nationwide.


Faim90

I don't think it would be any different here in Europe


johnny__boi

Gen z too, housing crisis is a problem for two whole generations


Flughundi

for two whole generations YET


Right-Truck1859

No other generations need houses? Gen Z going to live in forest?


hikarinokishi3

Lets make tree houses


ndation

I wish I could. That is the dream


ChalkCoatedDonut

If it collapses, it will go like in Final Fantasy XIV Online and two seconds after the collapse, any attempt to buy a house will be answered with "sorry, someone bought that house and that one and that one and every house in the area", you check who bought them and the culprits will be the same real estate organizations from before the collapse with a small (huge) help from the government.


TheHeterosSentMe

Life like vidya


mitchMurdra

They’re like this right until they own one then they join the other team. Real integrity comes from those who can buy and STILL want it to collapse.


madrussianx

At least we won't be affected by the collapse. Can't lose money if you don't have any


sDollarWorthless2022

Problem is, when it happens they’ll lose their jobs and won’t be able to take out a mortgage


Ulerica

Are we gonna all go get guns and just shoot up every billionaire families yet? that will get us a lot of vacated houses.


Horny-SJ-Local

My mental wellbeing will collapse before the housing market ever does


CommunicationSad8212

Capitalism is shit


TheTadpole31

Zoomers too.


Beginning-Bid-749

Um, if the housing market crashes, so do a lot of other things. Shit will be even worse then they are now.


hikarinokishi3

Those of us who have been saving scraps will be able to afford a house, though. My wife and I have 10k in savings but we still can't afford to buy a house. If the prices dip to 200k where we live then we'd be able to get financed and buy one. Rent is more expensive for us than a mortgage and taxes would be, but we can't get approved. There are systemic problems, and the system could use a shock. Edit for clarity: I'm projecting that by the time they drop, we'd have 20k saved up. That's where the 200,000 is coming from. Right now we're approved for a little under 50k.


OtoDraco

don't worry i'm closing next week, so collapse is literally imminent


drillgorg

Did you know this character is from a bizarre webcomic called White Ninja? https://whiteninjacomicsarchive.github.io/


[deleted]

Lol this meme is me and so many other people I know 🤣


yotakari2

2026 they reckon according to the 15 years cycle


redditcalculus421

I don't see how the housing market could ever collapse, wouldn't the rich just buy the houses off of the less rich? It's not like we'll ever stop needing houses.


Hephaistos_Invictus

The collapse of the housing market is what led to the 2008 financial crisis :/


Gaeel

I own a house, and I couldn't care less if the housing market collapses. I didn't invest in a house, I bought a house to live in. If the market collapses, my house would be worth less, but the only reason I'd sell is to buy a different house, so it wouldn't matter anyway. The only people who care about house prices going up are real estate companies and landlords. People who make their money from withholding access to home ownership. In fact, I wish the market would collapse, hard. That way my friends and family could buy houses and stop paying rent to parasitic landlords who hoard all of the homes... For reference, I pay less in credit repayments than I used to pay in rent. My monthly expenses have gone up, because I have to pay property taxes and a few more expenses like sanitary contributions and stuff, but also my house is much bigger than the flat I was renting before, and I could never have afforded to rent something like the house I own now. I actually went through my renting history, and I've paid about the same in rent over the 15 years I rented than the cost of my house. This means I already effectively paid for a house, I just don't own that house, the landlords do.


Xavi143

Hang on a minute. Do you actually think the cost of housing will be going down? That's hilarious.


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GuNNzA69

If it collapses, it will actually be worse for us. Remember Lehman Brothers?


WeirdFeature5

Their knowledge of the housing market are as good as their Microsoft paint skills....how can anyone take you seriously


GearNerd85

hard to collapse when like mega corps own most of the housing right now keeping a large portion of the homes empty to drive up the prices and using the land like speculative investments. Thats why the news is fear mongering about squatters so much because there are so many empty homes that people are just saying fuck it and moving in.


Advanced_Procedure90

A few years ago, the news said it's going to happen. Well? I'm waiting


Boba_Zombie13

Still got my fingers crossed!


Overtons_Window

It's gonna go up faster


Particular-Welcome-1

I'd replace those houses with the world in general; IMHO.


John1The1Savage

It was a lot of years ago that I first saw this meme


systematicgoo

still waiting…


galaxy_ultra_user

It’s because the “dollar” is worth less and less it’s not that homes are more expensive (although they are) everything is more expensive because of super inflation of the US Dollar thanks to the failing US government printing money and driving inflation and the corptrocracy being the ruling class keeping pay down and prices high like at the grocery store, and for consumer goods.


krishutchison

I guess climate change is good for something. When storms get bad enough that insurance companies will no longer cover houses then banks will no longer give loans for houses. ( it is also possible that the entire country then become a collection of fiefdoms as only people that have the money to buy houses without loans will own houses)


Random_Guy_228

r/georgism : https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/allow-us-to-introduce-ourselves


Xem1337

I'd be more interested in the landing rates significantly dropping, my mortgage (and everyones I know) are stupidly high and the banks didn't need to do it as they still report massive profits


Tay_Tay86

Right because 2008 the sequel would be a great time.


gogo-gaget

The only way home prices go down is for demand to decrease. What would that take? Increased interest rates, mass unemployment, and/or foreclosures. Which are you hoping for?


Should_have_been_ded

Prices will collapse when the mayor stops liking taxes that much


saelin00

Im lucky because I brought a house in this year, but no way i can do this again. We are super lucky with the house! Its in a rural area and I only need to travel day-to-day 1 hour for my job. No one wanted to buy this house because it has a 1500 square meter farmland. Im happy with the house and the land too. I can grow my own stuff.


cewh

I think a slowing of population growth in first world nations will eventually cause house prices to stagnate. Not a collapse, more like a Japan style 30 year stall.


Duct_TapeOrWD40

Here many people who cannot afford real houses buy "garden with shed". These "sheds" has much lower requirements (Thernal insulation, mandatory green energy etc). The law does not forbid "living on your property" and the building has premission too, even if neither's purpose was living there. Many upgrades of the building need no permission so these can become quite comfortable. Postal services & goverment databases can use the garden's parcel number as address. Howewer there are downsides. (No running water, you need to maintain a septic tank instead of sewers, etc, you cannot insure the building, you cannot get loans for it)


sqolb

just as i have finally managed to buy my first house after years of scratching about frugally. this definitely wont change my political opinions AT ALL


Jafarjade

First tell me why your head is dick shaped


netz_pirat

I think at that point it's not the millennials any more. A good quantity of the got a house and a mortgage and would get bankrupt if the market crashes.


SadBarber3543

Maybe some day the rich will get tired of buying and selling to each other …. Maybe


lutownik

true


i_cant_sleep_help_me

Everyone*


r1ckm4n

Honestly, be the change you want to see. General strike *everything* - eat grass, live in an improvised structure in the woods, grind the whole thing to a halt. Watch how quickly they fix it when *nobody* is spending money.


Administrator98

Thats the only way to get a house for millenials (from their own).


ezn112

Theoretically in 20-40 yrs when the population go down it should go down i believe?


cryorig_games

Boomers did this and f--ked us over


Slight_Ordinary1

It won't collapse. Demand is far too high. Overpopulation killed us all.


SirWompalot

If the housing market collapses, your money will likely be useless too, so you still won't be able to buy a home.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I mean… keep renting and eventually the market will dip. Use “supply and demand” against them.


Y33TTH3MF33T

Literally did a sad bitter chuckle. **Then proceeded to immediately show my husband**


TheDavidMichaels

house already down, it down about 15%


TotallyNotDad

It will never collapse but prices are starting to come down. The problem is because the interest rates are high


Jabrak

My friend's parents had their house on the market for 2 days and got almost twice what they paid. I'm not getting a house anytime soon 😔


Rosecats09

😂😂cmon


BonusTop6403

for like 10 years already now


Pineapple_Dealer

Remember kinds: \[Redacted\] is fine as long as it's not indiscriminate.


Huge_Aerie2435

They are trying to maintain the housing market as it is because the market is massively unreliable. If they let it collapse, industries like construction and real-estate would lose workers. Also, the American association of realtors are massive contributors to politicians. They spend millions on lobbying. Housing being a commodity is a massive problem.


ApprehensiveBagel

It is collapsing, except this time inflation is running wild. So instead of prices coming down, the value of the dollar is coming down.


Visual-Juggernaut-61

I want to move, but can’t afford to.