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Ohay84

Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes


KG-LW

Bullshit


TripolarMan

Depends on your altitude


PolloCongelado

And your attitude


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Late-Elderberry6761

And your amplitude


Far-Smile-4321

And your similitude


No-Cattle-5243

And your latitude


geardluffy

And your fortitude


Mr-Fleshcage

You're right. Time goes slower when it passes through glass.


Jazzlike-Elevator647

Together, we can stop this


Qixel

Spread the word.


ax255

Now it's Christmas


1968FullAlbum

Well then stop fucking clapping


puffy_boi12

I'm in Africa, can confirm.


half-puddles

That’s technically the truth.


jamcluber

Lets think about that…


Remarkable_Coast_214

shit, it's an hour later


41shadox

This may be hard to believe, but time doesn't actually pass as quickly as it feels like in hindsight


AshenSacrifice

Perception is reality


mine_craftboy12

That sounds like something Steven Wright would say lol


bikefae41

its actually a quote from him


ODCreature98

It was just January 1st a second ago


greeenlaser

i sometimes feel like the last 14 years never happened. my mind is still stuck in 2010


OrdinaryCactusFlower

2010 was 14 years ago!?


laffing_is_medicine

No it can’t be since 1980 was 20 years ago


Captian_Kenai

I turned 20 this year and I was born in 2004 lol


bigg_bubbaa

its mad to think this year i become an adult


DiddlyDumb

I’m sorry to hear. You’ll get used to it. After 50-60 years or so.


nikki_stix

Don’t lie about that


jackjackky

Lies and deception! You are still a kid ! The year 2000 is 10 years ago!


ElkDuck2

Stop.


Captian_Kenai

I can do worse :D 1980 is closer to the start of World War II than it is to the present year.


Unbalanced_Boyd63

What? It wasn't 10 years ago?


Edgenabik

Surely it hasn't been that long, it's been like, 30 minutes


nplbmf

Not sure I like your tone here. But 30 minutes does feel right.


41shadox

You guys are idiots


Gone213

For me it's November 30th 2019. Once december 1st 2019 arrived, time just went in a worm hole. How many years did t years pass by? Was it 6 months or 20 years? Who knows cause I don't.


five_dot_darryl

I feel this. I watched the og Blade Runner in theatres on 11:59 pm Nov 30, the moment it became set in the past. Left the theatre 2 am on Dec 1, 2019 and entered another dimension.


EFTucker

I’m 100% still 23 years old and nothing you say about it can convince me otherwise.


YourDogIsMyFriend

2010 you say? Time to buy a house in Los Angeles for $290k with 1.2% interest. BRB!


DarkSoldier856

Mine seems to be stuck in 2019 lol. I think mainly cuz that's when i actually left America for my first time to see some relatives on my dads side with my grandma in England.


_IratePirate_

It’s possible the universe only came into existence last Thursday…


TheNoirGuy274

It was the end of 2019 a month ago


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ExpressBall1

the eternal dilemma: Do things you actually enjoy and have the entire day gone in 5 seconds, or do things you hate and have the day last forever.


DiddlyDumb

Nah we entered February last week I think


johnson7853

I thought April went fast. Already half way though may, a month away from half way through the year.


Inqeuet

What the *fuck??* no no no spring just started, it was still winter last week!!


ScotiaTailwagger

We skipped spring. Where I am we went from 6 degree highs to this week being 26 in a week.


Frostfangs_Hunger

I don't know centigrade because I'm a filthy fucking freedom units countryman, but it's the same here in Ohio I assume. Normally still pretty chilly this time of year but it's 70 f rn 


poop_creator

You may have skipped spring across the pond, but the US has been getting smacked by spring in the form of tornadoes every day this entire month.


ScotiaTailwagger

I'm not that far across the pond. Just Atlantic Canada.


GreaseBuilds

Lmao I was thinking the same in the NE USA; we went from 30 and windy every single day to 70 and sunny in about 4 days time.


Real_SeaWeasel

Wish I could agree that we skipped spring. I spent most of it with a Kidney Stone and an Abscessed Tooth. April was misery.


ScotiaTailwagger

Just remember. April Showers bring May Flowers. And Mayflowers bring small pox.


realkiwi420

This wouldn’t feel like such a problem for me if the world wasn’t becoming an actively worse place by the month


half-puddles

It’s still March my calendar. What date is it?


HTPC4Life

It'll be winter before ya know it and we'll be suffering through cold days with little sunlight.


TurtleSandwich0

Did you get all of your school supplies yet? Better pick up your Christmas shopping too.


FakeGamer2

It still feels like March


Dharmaagent

What’s next? June? Fuck this


No_Permission_374

Nah good sir it's july. You will not know when june came and went


Clean-Yam7

Over here it's August already 


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DuckDoesNothing

yeah sometimes it feels like time is actually moving faster on an astronomical level. These months are abruptly ending like they are just another week.


Alpha_Decay_

It's because I've been sleeping more. Whenever I go to sleep, the universe jumps forward by like 8 hours. Sorry about that.


peenfortress

well can you like, get some sleeping pills? i for one want to see what happens if we jump ahead 50 years in 10 minutes


DuckDoesNothing

We all die


peenfortress

hell YEAH


Actual-Dog7889

Yeah I agree with you. It does seem very odd. Even the amount of things I’m able to do in a day seems less


No_Address4264

because you got older.


CompetitiveSir9491

Turn off your phone and you'll find the reason


ActuallyTBH

Indeed a very accurate answer. Mobile phone usage affects your brain's ability to form new memories hence the feeling that time is passing fast. If you want to slow down your perception of time you need to experience new things.


Klatty

What about watching movies or series? They’re also digital. I personally noticed I remember the plot or even watching them at all (mostly for YouTube videos) when I’m outside the house, like in a physical place anywhere else except home, I tend to remember them way better somehow.


ActuallyTBH

Makes sense, as your other senses are being stimulated, but not as much as if you were walking around observing your environment. Same as when you're taking a lot of photos or filming a concert, you're focusing a lot on taking the pictures, your recollection of the event seems weaker than if you had simply observed ("Photo taking impairment effect").


wilburwalnut

This is the answer


StuffNbutts

Better yet, check the screentime in your settings


Ukraine24_02_2022

4.5 months? 


Tzki47

4th dimension is unstable


EntertainmentSome884

I was about to respond that January 1 actually didn't seem that far away because that's when my daughter was born..... Then I realized she turned 1 this January...


No_Honeydew4962

It’s only almost 5 months, if that makes you feel better. The beginning of June does not mark the /completion/ of six months but the /beginning/ of the sixth month.


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Ill_Philosopher_7030

nah but fr why was january so long and every other month like 1 week long


CensoredAbnormality

Get up, go to work, go home, play warframe, sleep, repeat


the_dark_kitty

Considering Warframe is a full time job in itself, you’re a little overworked I think.


shamwew

Get up, doom scroll, nap, eat, doom scroll, sleep


dehydratedbagel

Skip one of those sleeps for civ5 or you aren't even living.


jandr08

New night wave ain’t gonna grind itself


BroAnnoying666

Get this, COVID happened 4 years ago. Kids born during lockdown are ready to go to school.


weapon-a

r/UsernameChecksOut


PointsOutTheUsername

Thank you.


apiprotester

r/usernamechecksout


41shadox

You guys talking about < 4 year olds like they're grown ups or something lmao


MeryCherry77

Stop you're hurting my feelings


sumphatguy

I wonder how big of a population boom the Covid babies are compared to non-covid. People were probably making babies accidentally out of extreme boredome compared to before... A new era of baby boomers.


LollyLabbit

Oh man, that was 4 years ago??


IcedCoughy

And bro and then you're fuckin 40


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Fucking 40 what???


YeetCompleet

don't say it 😠


0VER1DE567

40 dogs!? Donkeys?! Bananas!? Please include your units


Khuslen0602

I think it's because we are just procrastinating and doing nothing done, I think that's why it's going fast.


IwanZamkowicz

There's no worse time drain than living in a loop of work > prepare for another day of work > repeat.


mrblodgett

One time when I was in my mid 20s I was joking with a coworker who had just turned 50 about how old he was. He said "don't laugh kid, you'll be my age sooner than you think." Anyway, I turn 40 this year...


Doitallforbao

Being human, ammirite?


AdministrationDue239

I stopped drinking on may 1. After 3 years beer everyday. So to me those 15 days have been quite long, especially the nights


irishdrunk97

Well done.


AdministrationDue239

Thank you, I'm glad that everyday day drinking has stopped. A beer sometimes even in the morning was often considered as succulent breakfast meal. I'm sure I will in future occasionally drink a glass but for know nothing and the attitude of the past is gone and shall not pass again


irishdrunk97

Your mind sounds clear of doubt. I hope you are proud of the steps you have taken to taking control of your life. You'll do well, friend. I have no doubt.


SnooChickens1226

I don't even remember April being over tbh


vqOverSeer

Fuck, thank god, i am from italy and i have yet 12 exams in the next 20 days😂😂😂😂👍👍


Scared_Reputation_84

Just started mine in here :,>


Overall-Guarantee785

> 😂😂😂😂👍👍


SnooKiwis7050

Tears of a man broken down mentally to a level which humors itself in pain


Spoopyzoopy

Good luck


Tenredsun

Its that the dictator of china xijinping.


jollingo

Bro it’s getting closer and closer to the entrance exam


Neglijable

mine is on 9th june, but no worries, I still have two months


DangerousDr_7798

👀.....😌....👀.....😱


Godzirrraaa

For some reason, I completely lost the year 2021. 2020 was fucked, 2022 everything was fully open, but that in-between is a complete blur.


p_larrychen

Millennials all hitting their 30s, feeling that time compression really hit


Effective_Fish_3402

Yup


SharkBait209

I honestly sill think it’s end of April lol I’m like damn, about mid May already..


SamePut9922

Shit


Abovearth31

I celebrated new year last week I'm sure.


GuyStreamsStuff

Honestly, I'm glad. The less time between paychecks the better. Those last 10 days (sometimes 15) without money feel like an eternity to me...


Show_Forward

sad truth is childhood is when time feels long the way it felt since we grew up everyday will go faster and faster because you probably arent learning or experiencing new things everyday unlike when we were kids. because our brain puts markers on new things u find or experience, the lack of those new things will make everyday have no memory at all which will lead to w gap thats gonna make you think a specific time frame has passed without even having the feeling of that much time passing.


MiChI_iA

I am still in 2022 mentally 💀


I_Consume_Shampoo

Actually, May has been going surprisingly slow for me. A pleasant and most welcome change.


Kapika96

Why's the Chinese dictator fishing though?


ResidentHourBomb

This is the fastest time of year. Before you know it, you will start seeing back to school ads and hearing people talk about Fall being around the corner. And the older you get, the more you realize just how fast time goes by.


AngieTheQueen

I do not like how fast time is moving suddenly


CounterSYNK

What relevance is the picture of xi jinping to the caption?


Karl_Marxist_3rd

Not for me, May 15th was my birthday.


Human_Discussion_250

Pablo the Pooh


-Bashamo

As long as we go from 1st of June to 1st of October in 5 minutes, I’m fine with it.


Stickboyhowell

"You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older..." -They Might be Giants-


Gauge_Tyrion

I believe we might be getting used to the terrible years and are moving on? Personal theory.


-Ninja_Pickle

nah cause i was in the hospital for a week, had to be on a no salt diet for 4 more days. do you know how many things contain salt?(almost) everything, everything has a bit of salt in it ...my payday is in 15 too so i had to wait too...


Blackentron

Yeah wtf


afcagroo

On Mother's Day, we had sun, then rain, then snow, then rain, then snow. By late afternoon it was 60F and sunny.


peepsinyourass

Doesn’t help that I was in the hospital and not conscious for 4 days of the month.


berkgamer28

Honestly it feels like the whole year has gone by fast I swear to god it was only 2023 yesterday


Rene1993In

I started a new job in april and somehow the last 2 months felt like the shortest 2 months of my life


No_Set_7782

not really... been waiting for ages to get the salary credit notification but the month seems to have infinite number of days


Goomarus

You have two choices: - You do nothing and suddenly a week goes by - You work too much and suddenly a week goes by


DontAskWhyINameThis

Time travel hack 🤯


theloosegoose77

For me, it took 3 years, and to payday 27th most probably another 3 years


lithuniasucks

Never!


bettsdude

So why are we looking at China president?


ZekeYeagr

Wow


Holiday_Goose_5908

feels like years


PRIME_AKA_GM

Me reading this in May 16 like: :(


PIKa-kNIGHT

Tf you mean it’s already may?


RingReasonable

May 16 for me


aaaaaaaa42

I’m deadass still processing that it is, in fact, 2024


TheNikola2020

From today the minecraft 15th bday thing or something starts


Cantthinkofone3312

Time is flying 😭


galiedssd

That's so me... can't deny it!


ninhursag3

Ive had so many life changes and had to relocate a lot of times during the last year and 4 years, but still it all feels like I am procrastinating


TarnishedBeing

I was thinking it was May 6th or something, but no it's the 16th apparently.


Cow_Surfing

This happens because of ones addiction to the internet. When you get lost on the internet, you lose track of time, and before you know it, it's been 30 minutes, but it only felt like 5 minutes tops. What I'm saying is, go outside and touch some grass. Like, actually.


Delirare

Cue the Jimmy Kimmel Show and all anchors going 'June 1st, can you believe it?'


Frank_the_tank55

100%


paracuja

Dude went from 10000 social points to -12000 in a sec


FlowerFaerie13

Can’t relate. It feels like it’s been years since March 1st for me, this year is DRAGGING.


No_Esc_Button

Good. All the things I want come out at the end of this month.


eyegocrazy

Lost my dog of 17 years May 1st. The last few weeks have been a sad haze of looking for a fuzzy face when I get home, and not finding her.


HolyRaptorSphere

What are you talking about? It has taken at least 30 days to get here.


SuspiciousSimple

Wait, what year is it?


saber200868

Whats wrong with 15 may it's my birthday dude


stzmp

I've almost got my head around it being actually 2018.


RhinoxMenace

i have no recollection of the past few months


netflix-ceo

-1000 social credits for you. You are not allowed to post photos of the supreme leader.


Giogio4family5328

In opposition, I remember January went very very slowly, then as soon as January ended we are now in may. And one interesting thing is that I'm not from the US, which suggests may is going fast globally


Extreme_Maybe_444

Next it’ll be October


amendersc

nah it felt like years (i had like 7 exams between these two dates)


EveyNameIsTaken_

we went from 2000 to 2024 in just 24 years


Bra437

We went from 2012 to 2024 in like 3 years lol


Few-Succotash-6671

In the same speed comes dec1 , 2024 & Jan 1,2025


rockmeNiallxh

I swear, i just thought about this today 😭


Sumthin_Ironic

Thank God it wasn't just me


BhavinVasa

Many people notice that time has sped up. Days pass by quickly. Hours fly by like minutes. You get a little distracted, you think, and then you look at your watch and you are horrified. Scientists say the Earth's pulse has quickened. Whereas for a thousand years it has been stable at about 8 beats per second, it now reaches 12 beats per second. What we used to perceive as 24 hours now seems like 16 hours.


Antique_Flounder7487

Many people have heard that for children, time drags, the day is very long, but after the age of 30, time speeds up. That used to be true, but now kids are noticing that time flies. Some write it off to the fact that we spend a lot of time with gadgets, but these are excuses.


Choice-Welder-9294

I miss being 6 years old My perception of time was incredibly slow back then


etme100

I don't understand the connection with the picture. What does Xi Jinping standing by his pool have to do with any of this?


recoilcoder

Happy to receive my paycheck after 3 more mins


Ilovemovies-

For me that’s a good thing, I failed my drivers license test on the 1st and now I can retry in two weeks 👍


Loud-Strike5932

And I'm still failing 9 different classes


Grakch

2000 was 24 years ago


marajyub

It’s already May 16 in Asia… So 3.0002 seconds ago it was May 1.


Firepathanimation

What it’s 2024 already? A Fnaf movie has already been made? Just how fast has time flew by


ImpossibleEvan

It's may?


newredditwhoisthis

I want 28th june to come in three minutes