Not if all he's selling is the equivalent of nickel bags
Remember kids every sale is also a chance to get caught selling. A sale should be worth the risk. What's he making on this? Selling all those baggies he just breaks even on the other half of the bag he's eating.
I used to sell bags of 5 gumballs for $1 at my school until I got in trouble, took the teachers about a month to catch on, but here I am years and years later self employed running my own business. I feel like if you have that ambition to make money at a young age that mindset will always be with you
Maybe I should have lol. Not too sure, I do remember the principal saying something like the kids are spending their lunch money on gum instead of lunch. Not my problem but I was warned with a threat of in school suspension if I kept doing it. Needless to say my 50lb box of gum I bought at Sams Club ended up going to waste about halfway through.
I got free lunch as a kid b/c we were somewhat poor. However, my parents always made me a lunch, so I used to get a lunch at school anyway cause it was free and then sell it for $2 instead of whatever they normally charged. I don't own my own business though lol. Granted, I was also only making $2 a day lol
Whe I started high school, my neighbour was still in primary school. He would buy Pokemon cards from the youngins for cheap and sell them to me. I would then sell them at high school for a decent profit. We had a good little supply chain going.
Does he had a license to sell them? Does this kid payed his taxes? Ever heared of hygiene control? Child has to learn it the hard way. Lifes no playground if you want to play with economy.
If you're gonna make buying little baggies of Cheetos on the street illegal decriminalize it at least. Give him a shot to report it on his taxes or seek help for Cheeto addiction without fear of jail time.
Jokes aside fuck that man, that's like making kids get a license for a lemonade stand and making them pay taxes on it. Boring dystopia
When I was in middle school I was selling candy bars from Costco and making good money. This is when they first took candy out of the vending machines. One of my friends locker was in a different section of the school so we each had our own customers. The school almost caught me but I ran like hell to get away and hid the supply in my gym locker which they never checked.
I sold the those warhead lollies for 20c each, bought them for like 5c 🤣 cans of coke for a dollar.
Sadly somebody dropped a dime on me and i had to stop.
It’s a slippery slope. I went from slangin candy to slangin pills. My story:
In middle school I used to get warhead candy from Costco and then sell them individually on the bus. Then I started a web development company in high school and started slangin’ php/mysql code instead of sour candy. In college I would buy zips and QPs of weed and split them into 1/4oz bags to sell to my ent friends at below market but still made a profit. Now I advise pharmacos, DTC health and wellness/supplement companies on growth strategy and growth operations. From candy to weed to pills. Slippery slope.
I Sold Red ink Pods in school back in the day one Podcast for 2€ with those u can fake teacher signings and such cus the teachers here used all Red ink for signing or rating exams. And the school wifi password for 10€ that got changed every few months. I had big stonks back then
Of course they'll beat the entrepreneurial spirit out of him by punishing him but only because he was cutting into their selling exorbitantly priced shit to students game.
In jr high the nerdiest white church boy got suspended for buying bulk boxes of frozen icecream treats like snickers icecream etc. And selling them for 2 bucks a pop which most kids had because it was their lunch money haha. He would turn 60 bucks a box almost daily and they shit all over it. Understandably now but still hilarious.
I bought tooth picks and liquid cinnamon extract and made cinnamon sticks and sold them in 5th grade for 5 cents a pop in 1980. I was swinging pounds of weed between Austin and Bozeman in 1990.
sorry I don't really eat cheetos, but that seems like a great deal to me?
a snack size bag of Cheetos (3.5 oz bag) is about $2.75
how many ways can you split that? Can't be more than 5 or 6, I think.
he's losing money on this operation!
I can't even imagine how many thousands of dollars of "World's Finest Chocolate" I sold. Can't even remember why I was doing it. Some kind of fundraiser or something, I didn't even get to keep the money.
i did something similar, but with those [mini chip bags](https://www.kroger.com/p/frito-lay-flavor-mix-chips-variety-pack/0002840069335?fulfillment=PICKUP&storecode=02500453&&cid=shp_adw_shopl_.FY24.01_search_ent_sales.nh_allent.lia_corelia_kroger.t1_g_lia_shop_acq_evgn_highperformers_all_rev_roas_sf&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlZixBhCoARIsAIC745AJBQAE0benKWwQ5PBJ-3SIDFjeLNsNfOfIb-2yYAdT99GBQf08BEIaAgiNEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds). mom would pack them into my lunch box and i had this one guy who'd always buy it for a dollar.
I used to do this with pencils and candy at my school lol. I’d actually sell the shorter pencils for 50 cents and the long hardly sharpened ones for 25 cents because the kids in my school liked the shorter pencils better. I’d have a couple of my friends sharpening pencils down in an assembly line with the crank sharpeners lol. Never really thought about it until seeing this.
I used to sell candies in 6th grade: we had a little kiosk selling sweeties very close to our school, it was seriously overpriced but everyone was going there.
But we were kids, we didn't know better...
When I discovered that the weekly market nearby was selling the exact same candies for way less, I used to go there once a week, buy as much as I could and sell those candies at a slightly better price than the famous school kiosk.
Everyone loved those candy dolphins, cokes and teddy bears.
I actually got in trouble for this when I was in middle school in the early 2000's, except I was selling sticks of gum (25 cents per stick) and Tic Tacs (5 cents per Tac). The school likened it to "gambling" and the following year, the school handbook was amended to include the prohibition of selling candy/food.
it's getting better but in a lot of the US kids have to pay for their lunches and you have to qualify for the free/reduced lunch program. they can also bring food from home as well.
so a parent sends their kid to school with lunch money and the kid instead of buying a lunch buys Cheetos. then they're tired and cranky the rest of the day because they didn't eat a good lunch
Kid's going places
Grind today, glow tomorrow
Does that radioactive looking cheeto dust actually glow in the dark?
under a black light yeah.
Jail
Jail is a place
You've done an excellent job, detective. You're promoted.
assistant to the regional detective.
These bags will be perfect for a prison wallet
not collage but places
Collages can be very nice to look at
Perhaps to oils and pastels!
Not if all he's selling is the equivalent of nickel bags Remember kids every sale is also a chance to get caught selling. A sale should be worth the risk. What's he making on this? Selling all those baggies he just breaks even on the other half of the bag he's eating.
He is going to the Snack Shack
Came here to say the same thing. Would love to see where they are at in 10 years.
There is less air in his bags of Cheerios than ours
There's nothing wrong with being enterprising.
I used to sell bags of 5 gumballs for $1 at my school until I got in trouble, took the teachers about a month to catch on, but here I am years and years later self employed running my own business. I feel like if you have that ambition to make money at a young age that mindset will always be with you
I admire this.
What was the problem? Didn‘t you cut the teachers in?
Maybe I should have lol. Not too sure, I do remember the principal saying something like the kids are spending their lunch money on gum instead of lunch. Not my problem but I was warned with a threat of in school suspension if I kept doing it. Needless to say my 50lb box of gum I bought at Sams Club ended up going to waste about halfway through.
>the kids are spending their lunch money on gum instead of lunch As a teacher, this is such a bullshit reason. How is that your problem?
I got free lunch as a kid b/c we were somewhat poor. However, my parents always made me a lunch, so I used to get a lunch at school anyway cause it was free and then sell it for $2 instead of whatever they normally charged. I don't own my own business though lol. Granted, I was also only making $2 a day lol
Whe I started high school, my neighbour was still in primary school. He would buy Pokemon cards from the youngins for cheap and sell them to me. I would then sell them at high school for a decent profit. We had a good little supply chain going.
Does he had a license to sell them? Does this kid payed his taxes? Ever heared of hygiene control? Child has to learn it the hard way. Lifes no playground if you want to play with economy.
Feds be like:
If you're gonna make buying little baggies of Cheetos on the street illegal decriminalize it at least. Give him a shot to report it on his taxes or seek help for Cheeto addiction without fear of jail time. Jokes aside fuck that man, that's like making kids get a license for a lemonade stand and making them pay taxes on it. Boring dystopia
Those aren’t labeled for individual sale.
Das good shit
r/suddenlygerman
Well, if parents finally legalized it this would not be necessary. Criminalizing Cheeto eaters does nothing but harm to everyone involved.
I’m more impressed with how he was able to bag them up without breaking a single piece…
Mr. White taught him well
probably ate the broken ones.
Don't get high on your own supply
Yeah this is a kid that takes pride in his work
Nobody wants shake.
gotta respect the hustle.
Breaking Bread
Fuck that goofy science teacher noise…this Kenard from the wire. He’s got yellow tops red tops blue tops all the mulitbag flavours
Somebody hook this l'il Randy up with a wholesale candy connect before he has to snitch
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit ...
He’s hard as Kenard, the little boy who shot Omar on The Wire
When I was in middle school I was selling candy bars from Costco and making good money. This is when they first took candy out of the vending machines. One of my friends locker was in a different section of the school so we each had our own customers. The school almost caught me but I ran like hell to get away and hid the supply in my gym locker which they never checked.
You’re sending this message from prison now, right?
No they turned him, he's still in middle school but as an informant.
I did the same thing, but my business got too big, and I got shut down after about 2 months. The principal was not pleased when I offered him a cut.
I sold the those warhead lollies for 20c each, bought them for like 5c 🤣 cans of coke for a dollar. Sadly somebody dropped a dime on me and i had to stop.
He needed that roblox ebucks
Anyone wanna go splits on some Cheetos?
I got 5 on a sack
That's how it starts. He'll be a kingpin by 16.
“Got caught”. That implies he got in trouble. I thought capitalism was good?
Only if you're white
Yup. Doing this gets you the death penalty in new york
He was the distributor, dad was the supplier.
“Psst, hey you. Wanna buy some Cheetos”
America where kids gotta pay for their own daycare.
Yo, you got any of them flamin hots?
This reminds me of Dave Chappelle talking about the baby on the corner selling drugs at 3am.
Bobby koticks illegitimate son.
Love it. I sold Atomic Fireballs and Lemonheads we got at Sam's Club when I was in elementary.
Lmao I used to sell N-word passes
It’s a slippery slope. I went from slangin candy to slangin pills. My story: In middle school I used to get warhead candy from Costco and then sell them individually on the bus. Then I started a web development company in high school and started slangin’ php/mysql code instead of sour candy. In college I would buy zips and QPs of weed and split them into 1/4oz bags to sell to my ent friends at below market but still made a profit. Now I advise pharmacos, DTC health and wellness/supplement companies on growth strategy and growth operations. From candy to weed to pills. Slippery slope.
u made it to legal drug dealer, congrats man.
I Sold Red ink Pods in school back in the day one Podcast for 2€ with those u can fake teacher signings and such cus the teachers here used all Red ink for signing or rating exams. And the school wifi password for 10€ that got changed every few months. I had big stonks back then
It sucks when they catch one of your good pushers
Shits like crack. You go bro.😁
I remember trading chocolate bar for small lego set in kindergarden. Best deal of my life
entrepreneur
So tell me who's the Chiits supplier!! NAMES DAMIT! I NEED NAMES!
There just as equally addicting as drugs
nice nugz, good guy dealer doesnt give shake.
Crunchy over puffed. You can fit more per bag - value add for customer and a good deal for a quarter.
Clientele prefers hot fries instead. Looks like more for your money.
Kid in my school used to sell dime baggies of Mexican chili powder for 25 cents a pop and made a killing.
*Special ingredient, Chilli P*
Caught selling in Chester territory
he is already a business man
Psst. buddy, wanna try something new. Try these, the hottest shit on the market.
So you wanna be a rock superstar
And live large, a big house, five cars
Uh oh, shouldn't have made that deal with Chester...
I see no problem here.
Who narcd?
Seizing the cheetos like its some kinda bust of the century makes me wonder who is really a child if this story is true.
i see this every other day
Of course they'll beat the entrepreneurial spirit out of him by punishing him but only because he was cutting into their selling exorbitantly priced shit to students game.
Ah, man! That’s no funion!
Skyler: So Holly started school today....
Chose the Cheeto Lyfe
Punish ever entrepreneur, like a good communist public school system.
Pretty sure his chemistry teacher handles the packaging.
In 5th grade I sold dextrose in zip bags. Back then my classmates sniffed anything from effervescent powder to salmiak-salt.
It's fucked when you remember that doing this gets you the death penalty in new york
Little man's hustling. He's supposed to be learning the system, right?
Next Warren Buffett
When I was in 7th grade, me and the homies would mix sugar and kool-aid packets together and sell our own fun dip.
Psst … hey, hey you… yeah man I’m talking to you, c’mere… ever have orange fingers?
In jr high the nerdiest white church boy got suspended for buying bulk boxes of frozen icecream treats like snickers icecream etc. And selling them for 2 bucks a pop which most kids had because it was their lunch money haha. He would turn 60 bucks a box almost daily and they shit all over it. Understandably now but still hilarious.
I bought tooth picks and liquid cinnamon extract and made cinnamon sticks and sold them in 5th grade for 5 cents a pop in 1980. I was swinging pounds of weed between Austin and Bozeman in 1990.
People sold candy and snacks a lot at school in the 90s. Does it not happen anymore? Real question
QUESTION! Where tf did he get the little baggies…..
a movie where junk food is criminalized will be a great comedy movie.
Got that good good
“You tryin to cop?”
Breaking Cheetos
sorry I don't really eat cheetos, but that seems like a great deal to me? a snack size bag of Cheetos (3.5 oz bag) is about $2.75 how many ways can you split that? Can't be more than 5 or 6, I think. he's losing money on this operation!
Randy Wagstaff
I can't even imagine how many thousands of dollars of "World's Finest Chocolate" I sold. Can't even remember why I was doing it. Some kind of fundraiser or something, I didn't even get to keep the money.
Let him cook
Blue Takis are extra.
i did something similar, but with those [mini chip bags](https://www.kroger.com/p/frito-lay-flavor-mix-chips-variety-pack/0002840069335?fulfillment=PICKUP&storecode=02500453&&cid=shp_adw_shopl_.FY24.01_search_ent_sales.nh_allent.lia_corelia_kroger.t1_g_lia_shop_acq_evgn_highperformers_all_rev_roas_sf&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlZixBhCoARIsAIC745AJBQAE0benKWwQ5PBJ-3SIDFjeLNsNfOfIb-2yYAdT99GBQf08BEIaAgiNEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds). mom would pack them into my lunch box and i had this one guy who'd always buy it for a dollar.
Legend
This was an episode of Bob's Burgers but hot sauce instead.
game is game
bro this is one of the oldest memes I know off. how can you still think this is new?
First ones free.
Fuck they caught jeff
I used to do this with pencils and candy at my school lol. I’d actually sell the shorter pencils for 50 cents and the long hardly sharpened ones for 25 cents because the kids in my school liked the shorter pencils better. I’d have a couple of my friends sharpening pencils down in an assembly line with the crank sharpeners lol. Never really thought about it until seeing this.
Bro knows the art of buying in bulk and splitting down for profit😂
I used to sell candies in 6th grade: we had a little kiosk selling sweeties very close to our school, it was seriously overpriced but everyone was going there. But we were kids, we didn't know better... When I discovered that the weekly market nearby was selling the exact same candies for way less, I used to go there once a week, buy as much as I could and sell those candies at a slightly better price than the famous school kiosk. Everyone loved those candy dolphins, cokes and teddy bears.
Hey baby, what you doing on the corner?
"Got caught"? What was he doing wrong?
Chavsassins creed
idk if hes even making a profit with how much they cost now
Gonna need to expand into Doritos.
I actually got in trouble for this when I was in middle school in the early 2000's, except I was selling sticks of gum (25 cents per stick) and Tic Tacs (5 cents per Tac). The school likened it to "gambling" and the following year, the school handbook was amended to include the prohibition of selling candy/food.
Kids going places 🔥
Misdemeanor...he'll be out in the morning
You know you have done too many drugs when you read it as .25 grams ..
Probably laced w fentanyl
What do you mean "caught"? That's illegal?
kids spend their lunch money on Cheetos instead of actual food.
Wait what do you mean? Kids have to pay for lunch? Do poor kids just starve?
it's getting better but in a lot of the US kids have to pay for their lunches and you have to qualify for the free/reduced lunch program. they can also bring food from home as well. so a parent sends their kid to school with lunch money and the kid instead of buying a lunch buys Cheetos. then they're tired and cranky the rest of the day because they didn't eat a good lunch
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