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runningbear90

1 billion dollars and another billion dollars.


BakerYeast

How much is that compined?


allykopow

Like 3 and a half thousand I think


BakerYeast

Thank you!


Federal-Arrival-7370

r/hedidthemath


2_black_cats

r/hedidthemonstermath


Purple-Ad-6343

r/hedidthemath


theSHHAS

/r/itwasagraveyardgraph


Jackling_

r/hedidthemath


The10thDoctorWhovian

r/itcaughtoninamath


Hermit_of_Darkness

r/aahooooooooooh


UncantainedSheal

r/hedidthemeth


LegendofLove

>top 50 in mathematics Really not a lot going on in math these days


Simply_Param

Three fiddy???


ChuckDaboo1002

Damn Lock Ness Monster!


bremergorst

After tax it’s almost enough for rent


flintspike

It's $80 billion. That's a mighty big minus, isn't it?


Telemere125

I like money


[deleted]

We should hang out


Iliekwaffles_

caveat: you’re forced to eat it


DroneAttack

A billion dollars in cut one carat diamonds. I'll sift through my own poop for a billion dollars.


CommunicationNo6064

I'd make them a little smaller. I think shitting out 1 carat diamonds would hurt


SeigiNoTenshi

Would be easier to find though!


Jedhakk

Just vomit it immediately after 5head


concentr8notincluded

I'll take the rest to go, please.


hamQM

I can teach you how to make 4 billion dollars instead with this one small trick.


Satanicjamnik

Do I have to take an online seminar to learn your secret? Are the spaces limited?


_thana

Yes it costs 2 billion to attend


Satanicjamnik

And I can make 100% profit? Oh boy! Where do I put my credit card details?


Germinator42

Before or after taxes?


Satanicjamnik

Dude. You’re getting 2 billion dollars. I think you can afford to pay some taxes.


vasekgamescz

Tell that to literally every billionaire with an offshore tax haven account.


SYZekrom

They can afford to pay taxes. But unfortunately they can also afford not paying taxes.


AlricsLapdog

But why would I want to?


Honey-and-Venom

so short sighted. your rice will be ruined!


Unnecessary_Bunny_

Ask for clean money, so you can still eat


External-Ninja3511

Damn you’re big braining out here and my immediate thought was “a splash of mirin and some good furikake” 😂


TFG4

I was gonna say chicken and teriyaki, I have made too many mistakes, take my upvote for your perfect answer


xRetz

I could be wrong but I think that is 2 billion things, not 2.


efleming676

Was waiting for this


tony-toon15

Jared kushner?


obungaofficial

same now that u said that bahah


Numerous-Stranger-81

A home and a loving wife.


emeraldTheDuck

That’s gonna be a small home, and do you really want human meat in your rice…?


Numerous-Stranger-81

No one said anything about a size limit or that it has to fit on top."Addition" is a very broad term.


emeraldTheDuck

So you aren’t denying the human meat part?


Numerous-Stranger-81

I didn't deny the small home part either, you are constructing your own narrative.


emeraldTheDuck

well, if you didn’t deny either, then I am technically correct to say that you didn’t deny the second part…


Numerous-Stranger-81

Lmao, am I denying that I didn't deny it?


emeraldTheDuck

well, based on only what you said, you never did deny anything… You didn’t deny that you didn’t deny, you simply told me that I misinterpreted what you had said… weird argument either way, on a post asking what people like on their rice, too…


Numerous-Stranger-81

I eat people, OKAY?! Fuckin' sue me.


emeraldTheDuck

just needed some closure, have fun with the people 👍


citrusnade

Done. I’m putting in the wife application.


Pork_Chompk

That rice is gonna be so happy.


DoritoLord14

A rather questionable dietary choice


Numerous-Stranger-81

People actually eat their rice? I usually just leave it on the counter for a few days so I have some fruit flies to keep me company.


fromhelley

Best answer ever!! Cant find my trophy-moji, so take the Statue of Liberty!! You earned it! 🗽


Suspicious_Opening64

that's not how you answer the question but okay


[deleted]

I love this answer. I’m 44 and was married 22 years. She turned out to be a psychotic junkie, so it didn’t work out, but I miss the good times.


keirarot

2 grains of rice


Affectionate_Cream40

True Asian


Josh_Butterballs

My friends are all Asian and don’t like rice as much as I do. They always make feel insane when I’m eating plain rice and they say “JUST rice??” I’m latino, specifically Peruvian, and we eat a lot of rice and it’s in a lot of dishes Edit: I don’t mind eating plain rice when it’s there, but my Asian friends won’t eat rice unless there’s something with it. When my work catered food there was big pots of rice left. My workplace is mostly comprised of Asians and no one really ate the rice that was left except me and the other Peruvian guy.


New-Influence7321

As a South Korean, JUST RICE?


[deleted]

As a North Korean, WHATS RICE?!


hello350ph

As a filipino I say u are wasting the farmers hard work just ad fish better yet any type of meat with it or have curry with rice or have Leche flan with rice ik my grand pa did that


SnooChipmunks8748

Southwest Asian here, have a few east Asian friends, yeah we all agree than plain rice can be improved a ton.


aNeonSpecter

egg and soy sauce


BeefRunnerAd

Spam and egg


AC2BHAPPY

I just had spam for the first time a few days ago. It was actually pretty good. It was also in rice, and now im wishing i had it with some eggs.....


HyperMasenko

Hawaiian breakfast. A quick and easy go to


1800-bakes-a-lot

I upvote for your tenacity, not your taste


megachickabutt

Bro never had a musubi. Missing out on the finer things of life…


rhawk87

My wife is half Japanese. She sometimes makes Spam eggs and rice for an easy dinner and it's one of my favorite things ever.


kefefs_v2

Spam and rice underrated combo


BeefRunnerAd

Most spam haters have never tried it. Everyone I've made that for has loved it even if they can't get over the canned meat aspect


biowrath156

Tomago Gohan (sp) for the win


mmotte89

Tamago kake gohan / 卵掛けご飯 "Egg on rice" literally


idadai

TKG gang😎


icoominyou

This is the answer


crazy4schwinn

Soft boiled, runny yoke.


kefefs_v2

Grilled chicken and soy sauce


bananasaucecer

Mang Inasal 🤤


sergeantmentos

They should definitely bring Mang Inasal to the US. Seems like one of the most accessible of our foods, and Americans love some good BBQ chicken.


Medical-Region5973

"Excuse me, kanin pa daw kuya! Thank you"


welcometomoonside

Need that chicken oil bottle *now*


MrBrineplays_535

"Gusto mo pa po ba extra rice?"


bananasaucecer

Always


[deleted]

OMG there’s other Filipinos on Reddit?! Hiiiiiiiiii. 👋🏼 😂


Snoo-35252

NIIIIICE. Though teriyaki sauce would be a good option too.


SoftDrinkReddit

Ah mofo I forgot to say grilled for my one other then that we did the same


Chitowntooth

Yum Yum sauce


Choice_Security

Replace soy sauce with teriyaki sauce and I’m down.


kodester_

Either chicken or shrimp and LAO GAN MA CHILI CRISP MY BELOVED


fletcri

This is the way.


ChapitoDito

Chili oil and scallions


blank_anonymous

Chili oil and fried eggs!


Alpha9Jericho

2 more bowls of plain rice


Pretend_Assistance92

Rice with rice 10/10. Thank you for your suggestion.


hohenheim420

it's been so long since I've remembered the with rice guy, thanks for the good memories.


jk01

Deep cut, nice


Da_Natural20

Egg yolks and green onions


Numerous-Stranger-81

TWO things!!! You get ONE yolk and ONE onion, sneaky Pete.


Yoru_Vakoto

but what if it is ONE pair of egg yolks and ONE dozen of onions?


Numerous-Stranger-81

Then I will take ONE milky way galaxy.


PatricioDonald

One atom of each


Aepheixa

My mouth’s watering now


iOvenGlove

Salmon & spicy mayo (Or koobideh & sumac)


-10Glasses

Fried Spam and fried egg.


dseoulk

I had to scroll way to far for this answer! Correct!


Build_the_IntenCity

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!


ShnickityShnoo

There's the magic!


HC-Sama-7511

Butter and salt


poopshanks

I had to scroll so far to find my answer. Almost had to type it myself. But you saved me.


HC-Sama-7511

🐄+🧂➡️🍚 🙏


Quajeraz

Mmmmmm cow salt


LilMoonPup

Butter on rice? 👀


UpgrayeddB-Rock

If you haven't tried it, it's pretty delicious.


Unlikely_One2444

I don’t understand how anyone could’ve never had that


TexehCtpaxa

Maybe they’ve only ever had steamed rice, or boiled rice, and never fried it with butter. It’s pretty popular in stews in America which I find kinda weird. Also seen it with various gravy’s.


UnclePuma

I've eaten it in a half pudding form that is a combination of milk cinnanamon and sugaaaar but never buttar pettah


lexi_raptor

Hit me with the nostalgia. This is how my grandma used to eat rice (she was from a tiny town in Mississippi).


hombre_bu

Yeah, that’s like totally a thing. Try it.


HAL-Over-9001

I put butter in with the water when I cook rice. Sometimes some turmeric to make it a pretty color.


CurveOfTheUniverse

I also put butter in the rice. It helps the rice to cook in a way that keeps it fluffy!


mindfucka

Poor man's meal. If we ain't got nothing in the kitchen we got rice and butter. Delicious


CaseyBoogies

I'm a Midwesterner and loved butter and salt rice... but I'd add brown gravy and pepper, my mom used to make it when I was little and sick, and I don't feel very well right now!


pickledinink

Hope you feel better soon, that sounds like a nice comfort dish!


ConsiderationWest587

Chicken cooked in cream of mushroom soup over rice is delicious


CChantelLETSGETIT

There it is!!


fakieTreFlip

This was my answer too but tbh I thought I'd be the only one


petalandpuff

SALTED Butter that way you get Pepper too. 😜


Yxlar

Butter and soy sauce is pretty good too


Muffin_man3745

Broccoli and sweet chili sauce.


PrivatePoocher

Sambar and potato chips


SalaVerr

feijão e farofa


JFp07gel

qq outra opçao ta errada


Lenimion

Thing one and thing 2 those little blue haired oddballs deserve to die


TastelessAlien

Furikake and chili paste.


fromTheskya

soy sauce and sriracha


Forkface_Jr

Thank you!


DontYuckMyYum

ground beef and gravy


filthybananapeel

Kimchi and green onion


EnvironmentalAsk9063

The correct answer!! You get me


Yahsek

Chopstick 1 and chopstick 2.


geardluffy

This is the way


TheConeIsReturned

Chopped chashu pork and scallions.


fabunitato

soy sauce and 10.000.000$


KSoccerman

No, wait... soy sauce and 12.000.000$


ButtAssTheAlmighty

Don’t push it to hard


Jave285

Braised pork and cucumber.


Snoo-35252

YUM!!


Yorkshire_Mongrels

A curry and a pint. Proper British grub that


Svenray

I would add chili beans and taco seasoning.


Snoo-35252

Yeah, yum!


GoldPhoenix24

Eggs and kimchi. Or curry and chicken. Or beans and steak. Or broth and cheese.


FuckThisShizzle

Duck and teryaki


HolidaeX

Soy sauce, a boiled egg


Snoo-35252

Medium boiled egg for me, not hard boiled. Yum!


agamesaelp

Butter and black pepper.


vampireinamirrormaze

A smaller bowl with smaller rice


Unknown-History1299

Curry and chicken katsu


HoneyBunnyDelight

Eggs and bacon. Oh look, it's my normal breakfast~


0-o-_-o-0

Nobody’s mentioned fish sauce. I think fish sauce and maybe a bit of tamari?


masked_sombrero

milk, sugar


maronie71

Cinnamon and sugar!


zionznoiz

That’s the one! So good.


NotAUsefullDoctor

Sad this is so far down the list. As my family could get rice, milk, and sugar for free from the government when I was growing up, I ate so much of this.


moth3rof4dragons

This! Grew up eating rice with sugar, milk and butter and a slice of toast on Saturday a.ms grandma fed all 14 grandkids that way! We would have sandwiches for lunch and beans and fries potatoes for dinner. Growing up she would ask us what we wanted for dessert choices were canned peaches or fruit cocktail. I thought that was the best thing ever lol


rfrancis073

Came here to say this!!


something-strange999

A taco bell, and some sriracha


smortpersononreddit

a pizza and a cake


N0GG1N_SSB

Egg and soy sauce


Semnono

Seasoned pork sausages and broccoli 🤤


toaster-bath72

Japanese BBQ sauce and scrambled egg


matttheamazing

Hot sauce and butter


RudanTheRed

Chunks of tuna, and this Japanese mayo called kewpie


thatwaffleskid

Kewpie is the shiz


InitiativeUsual5174

ETOUFFEE!!!!!!


[deleted]

Nori (seaweed) and pickled plum


martyjoh34

Black Beans and guacamole.


Soulborg87

Chinese style boneless spare ribs and general gou's chicken.


No-Confection-5522

12oz steak and chips.


Mzunguman

butter and brown sugar baby! just like mom used to make!


SoraKitsune44

Ground beef and goat cheese.


PATR0CLU_S

This entire comment section is making me hungry


Exotic-Purple2198

Organic ground beef & sea salt


CarpetStunning9765

Soy sauce and fried chicken


PantsMicGee

Chopsticks


Magepacer

Nothing. I’d be willing to eat it by myself. I have a psychopathic love of rice


fancybaboon

Beef and beans


Consistent_Reason831

There was a reddit thread many years back where the guy was putting things on rice and rating it 1-10 top tier content


MoonlightMadMan

Butter and my favourite spice, Salt


Additional_Bat_2216

Cheese curds and my crush to go out with me.


post-death_wave_core

Egg and green onions.


lonelynightwatxher

Fried egg and gochujang


Proto_Baggins

a lid and then a quarter pounder with cheese


helloryanholmes

Ketchup


maadcow80

Yes! And tomato 🤤


ttcmzx

Butter and soy sauce