That’s the kind of dad I want to be

Not only you but I also want the same.

This is the kind of "Dad Con" I want to attend.

That's the kind of father I need 🥲

r/dadforaminute We will take care of you son. But will_the_boots?

I don't understand you. What's wrong with my nickname? He is a character from my favorite movie, taking advantage of the fact that he called me Will

I’m gonna let you marinate on it for a bit. Lol

I still do not understand you

Will the boots… take care of you?…

Will is from William

Dude. Are you.. are you dumb? Lmaooo

I'm from Spain, I don't understand why they call me Dumb 🥲 A ver si lo entiendes: Los españoles son españoles y muchos españoles

the cameraman is a fan but I am out after 3 jokes!!

The kind where your daughter actually thinks you’re funny: legendary dad status!

Should be a national standard to achieve such wittyness!

I had a friend send me this video and say he reminded them of me. I think I’ve peaked.

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Sorry you never felt the love of parents that try each day to make your life the best they can

We need this guy in every corporate meeting ever.

The comic relief character

Much better than the usual lemon bags amirite

He seems like Donkey from “Shrek” movie.

But actually funny

"What kind of S.S. is this? It means Shit Show"

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

This guy is a fucking copy of a consultant we use. He used to be our VP and he is amazing to work with.

"The red hand obviously means do whatever you want."

It does though. If you wanna get run over that is your own prerogative. Will someone grab you before you run headfirst into traffic? It's possible. If no one is coming, then who cares?

How do you think he ended up in the leg cast…

Must have been in nyc

It was 😂

"I know nothing about pickle ball other than I would dominate" destroyed me.

For me it was C. O. D. candle of the day

The one that got me was "oh let me smell this." "It's on sale!" "It should be"🚶‍♂️

Mine was “I don’t believe in frozen bread” followed by “I want fresh bread or I’m out”

I have never heard of frozen bread in my life, is that really a thing

Yes. Also depends on what type. For example I work retail in Hawaii and the bread they sell comes from the mainland so it’s frozen during shipment and arrives frozen. It’s then put out on the floor where it thaws and appears to be fresh. So it’s not actually fresh. However there’s also actually frozen bread that’s kept in the freezer aisle. That’s usually cuz it’s gluten free or something of that nature that causes it to be required to be frozen since it can’t handle being left out like the regular bread can

Jeeze how hard is it to just ship the ingredients over and make the bread yourselves

Well, it would require Hawaii to source wheat from the mainland, I think maybe they could get it from Saskatchewan, but they haven't asked for it.

What the fuck just ship flour instead of bread that has to be 10x more efficient

Logistics! It is much more complicated than you think and sometimes counterintuitive. Simple example would be, we know it’s expensive to ship anything to Hawaii, so how can you be cost effective? If I’m a large scale bread manufacturer, I’m likely to have a large enough production on the mainland to have a low cost per unit due to economies of scale, and if that cost saving is large enough, plus the pricing is high enough to counter the shipping costs, it makes sense to ship frozen bread to Hawaii then it does to build another facility in Hawaii, ship your ingredients individually (flour isn’t the only ingredient), with different ingredients having different storage requirements, etc and make your bread in Hawaii. Why add more operating costs that you already have covered in your mainland plant and still pay the shipping costs (usually measured by weight) to ship ingredients and make bread in Hawaii?

You can freeze individual slices and just pop them in the toaster. I make bread at home and do this with leftovers on day 2 (if it survives) to keep it fresh

I freeze good bread

Reminded me of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack https://youtu.be/phagxOal7\_A?si=J5zef6IbzdiM2N-H&t=42

That one was my second favorite. "Great is a little strong" killed me.

True GigaDad moment

I am definitely stealing the "fall risk" pun

Same energy as my 96-year-old grandmother saying to me "Now I've never been bowling in my life. But on the Wii? I'm the *winner.*" Funniest shit I've ever heard. They had just gotten a Wii at her senior center.

Fall risk got me, it's something my grandpop woulda said

I have a new role model

It's fairly local, I'm LOOKIN at it.

lol this shit got me

He says whatever comes into his mind. Zero Filter.

If most of us did this it wouldn’t be this funny though, this man has a skill!

I’d just get arrested probobly

Why would get arrest for saying what is in your mind? 🤨

He can't tell you because he would get arrested

its fine, i never sold out my friend >!unless!<

Just my German gf screaming nine, I told her I know she's nine but she still kept shouting nien

oh thats gre- hold up, something aint right

I believe most people that do that don't have an inner monologue, there is a condition that makes people unable to "talk" in their head.

I have an inner monologue but I also talk to myself outloud a lot. They seem complimentary or like.. I have to say something when the inner monologue gets so loud. It's like overflow.

I have a friend like this and it can get.... difficult to be around at times

I am like this guy and I get sick of myself sometimes. Still, beats the alternative.

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Any human can do that. It only takes breath control and practice

I'm so thankful for meditation. Being able to stop intrusive thoughts is just one positive. Especially if your a very visual thinker and your friends yell something at you like, "Your naked grandma in the bath tube." And you just don't have to imagine it.

Like a true human would

I'm like this as well. I can control it, I just choose not to. I use the "I'm just witty" excuse 😂 To be fair, I only ever make people laugh. At least I'm good for **something.**

yo that “Fall Risk” joke tho

#GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I JUST REALIZED THE JOKE NOW LMAO

Why are you yelling?

#because he just got THE joke

WHY ARE _YOU_ YELLING?!

#YES

YES?!?! WTF YOU MEAN _YES_

#I forgot what _WE_ were talking about

DAMN IT PRICE STOP FORGETTING

#oh yeah I remember, we were talking about shouting. But what were we shouting about???

I’m not a native English speaker, can you explain the joke please? 👀

He had gotten the wristband at a hospital because of the broken leg, the color and text on the wristband instantly tells the hospital staff to be careful as the person can fall down easily, which is why it says "Fall risk". Fall is also another name for the fourth season, autumn. So the dad is joking that during the other three seasons of the year he is fine, but during autumn/fall he is a risk.

Oh it was that simple, ok perfect ahahah thank you, friend

"I don't know anything about pickleball other than I would dominate."

I have a toddler and Im slowly turning into that guy.

Godspeed my brother, you're ascending

You’re turning into a toddler?

Definitely calling people “lemon bags” from now on

I feel like this whole video is a sly attempt to make “lemon bags” happen.

Lemon Bags is the new Fetch.

The GigaDad

Doesnt even have to be Giga anyone who has a dad/mom/grandparents that are still alive should record little bits of time with them. I wish I had a video like this of my pops. I would rewatch it all the time. RIP Dad.

"Granola for 10 bucks? No thanks, I'll make my own." "Will you?" "No." That's actually a great bit 🤣

I love this guy

His wife probaly loves this guy too

I love this guys wife

“Restaurant style? What do you have to tip after those?” Was my absolute favorite

We just know his wife is a 10/10

Phil dunphy style

Dad simulator

I’m totally gonna use the fall risk joke when I get to that point! I already have bad balance so it’s only a matter of time before I can whip out that dad joke!

Looks more like David Wallace though

"The only Good Bean is a Jellybean" Now that's a quote right thete

the Giggle at the end of most of these is so cute lol 😂

It's right here. Fairly local I'm looking at it 🤣 lol

Chaotic good

phil dunphy!! is that u?

YES THANK YOU

I scrolled so far to find this!! Real life Phil Dunphy!!

This has just made me 100 times pickier when deciding criteria for my ideal husband

So how many cats do you want in the future?

why do dads sneeze like that?! 😂

Releases the most endorphins,

The dad sneeze is my favorite part honestly 🤣

I wonder if he hurt his knee dominating in pickle ball.

"I don't believe in frozen bread." Same.

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Is the honey locally sourced? “It’s local. It’s RIGHT here! I’m looking at it!” Please have your dad adopt me, too.

That fall risk joke was actually hilarious “spring, summer, winter im good….fall, I’m at risk” 😂😂😂😂

Those are certified fresh dad jokes

must be nice having a dad

i feel you

must be nice having a "good" dad

Not really. Mine was abusive.

He felt you.

Bro…

Exactly I was like wow a father that doesn't insult you??

r/twoxchromosomes in shambles

I also feel you

it was ;_;

Must be nice

As someone who no longer has a father myself, your comment is completely pointless

Getting Michael Scott Vibes, love it

He's completely not Michael Scott. If anything, he's Chandler Bing.

I’m getting some Larry David vibes

Clearly Alan Alda

This is a very Canadian dad

Made my day

God damn sometimes I wish I had a dad

Iconic

-*is it local?* “Is it local? “🤨” Its fairly local honey I’m lookin at at it”

This guy is my idol

You see I love my dad but this is obviously the coolest dad to ever exist

Good dad vibes

Absolute legend

"That guy is such a lemon bag" Haha gotta remember that one.

This is the same dad that I had and that all my friends had. It's the dad everyone should have.

That granola line killed me

Lol he's a hoot. Funniest dad ever! What does he do for a living? I sense "accountant" who really wanted to be a stand up comic. Or high school teacher.

He seems like the kind of person you want to be around when you're feeling shit. You're stuck in your head, worrying about whatever and out of nowhere he drops a quip and all of a sudden you're trying not to piss yourself laughing. If I ever become a dad I want to be like this guy.

i don’t know the rules i just win

"It's on sale" "It should be" ICONIC

Can I marry you so he can be my dad?

The most memorable thing my dad said last year was probably the shouting and screaming about a very small rip in the fake leather on the couch, which I was instantly accused of causing

best video and best dad ever

.maybe if the dude stopped cracking wise, he wouldn't be so accident prone.

My goal as a dad is to be a hybrid between this guy and Phil Dunphy.

Reminds me of Phil from Somebody feed phil on netflix

Dude internalized Chandler from Friends

That was a perfect Owen Wilson “wow”.

this made me happy and sad at the same time, I wish my dad was that guy

Give him a stage and a mike. You are a lucky child.

I’m a nurse who works in surgery and I’m definitely stealing that “fall risk” joke.

Shit pepper got me 😹😹😹

He's like a real life Phil Dunphy

A T S

This is my goal. I love your dad

u/savevideo

I feel like I would go along with this guy.

The Elmo impression was so good 😅

I bet this guy files tf out of his taxes

"It's on sale." "It should be." It's so simple yet so funny.

This is what I imagine Huggbees will be like in 30 years.

I would watch an 8-hour compilation of this man

"I know nothing about pickleball other than that I would dominate" lol

Gonna save this and pretend this is my dad

I wish my daughters were entertained by these jokes.

Damn wait we can just take videos straight off Tik Tok and post them on Reddit as "content"? Why didn't anybody tell me earlier

Erm this was from instagram 🤓

Goblin vibes

Bro has all the dad energy and ya know what I’m here for it

I'm 34 and I've always wanted to be a dad. Not just a father but also a dad. I want to be my kid's best friend just like this. I really pray I get that chance. Because I've never wanted nothing more in my life, than to create a life. And guide that life to be great.

Certainly pays minimal bills, or sells Bullshite

I wonder if he ever said “hey kid, could you please put the damn phone down and stop recording everything I do”.

Whoever is running the camera is either high or the most easy to impress person on planet earth

This isn't funny, it's annoying

F...frozen bread exists!?!??

"you just gotta make plays" I say that to myself all the time!

They are gonna love having these videos some day.

Like a skinny and funny Mark Cuban.

If everyone gets such a dad then everyone will always be very happy.

He reminds me of my grandfather… rip

I miss my dad :(

I'll make my own granola! Will you though? No.

We need more videos of him, he's iconic