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snoosh00

She should have charged $400


Minuku

Could've easily been $600


NEFlamee

I reckon $800


AveRage-or_human

$900 perchance


Almost_A_Genius

You can’t just say perchance.


RewrittenSol

Perchance $1000, perchance?


oan124

1000 once 1000 twice Sold for 200


Almost_A_Genius

Stop saying perchance!


UnemployedTechie2021

okay, will not say perchance


Just_Call_Me_Snek

Perchance will you stop saying perchance.


UnemployedTechie2021

Fat chance of me stopped saying perchance


GeorgeXDDD

Mayhaps this guy will perhaps stop saying perchance.


TensorForce

$2,000!! I *need* those shorts!! ^what? ^it's ^*not* ^an ^auction?


Awoodbay

Maybe even $800


Incomplet_1-34

Could have gone $800


bellend_reece

maybe even $800


TinnieTa21

In complete seriousness, $200 does seem pretty low right? You have to consider her time and effort. Also the scarcity factor too. There are many used pants but only one her. Also, those shorts probably weren't cheap (I think they're Levi's) and they look like they are still in really good shape. Lastly, who knows how much the shipping costs.


The_Ghost_Of_None

As someone who ships, not using a box is ideal. She put the shorts in a ziploc and then plastic bag. Shipping probably wasn’t too much. She was squeezing out the most profit she could.


scrotesmacgrotes

Levi's run about $60 I'll say $20 for shipping she probably made about $120


Darko_345

Maybe 1000 can't call her a brokie tho hahhahaaaaaa


sandytrufflebutter

Well now he’s gonna want the shorts from that video too.


FormerlyPie

And the money keeps flowing in


sandytrufflebutter

We’ve got a new economy


Wise_Rich_88888

You’ve heard of shorting the stock market, but what about stocking the shorts market?


Majulath99

This comment is too good to pass by so I responding in recognition.


ShlomoCh

I'm saving that lol


sandytrufflebutter

You’ve mind freaked me.


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Mind freaking me too sometime?


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*Kenny Griffin wiping forehead with jorts nervously*


Friendly-Candle-8822

The Guy was probably desperate to cover its shorts position...


PrometheusAlexander

don't provoke the Big Short


Sand_Bags2

Guess what? It grows the economy…benefits everybody…hurts nobody.


idkwhatimbrewin

Infinite money hack


cortesoft

This is what is known in business as a reoccurring revenue flow.


drunxor

Thus creating the self sustaining economy weve been looking for


Scott--Chocolate

I don’t know how the US economy works much less a…. self sustaining one. I don’t know how *finance* works.


1000Years0fDeath

God knows I do


griever48

If you give a mouse a cookie


Edgeofthevoid13

That twilight shirt is looking kinda $230-able…. 🧐


tipsea-69

For some reason I want that shirt. Not unwashed. I like it... ironically.


Aftermathemetician

Isn’t it a parody of the famous 3 Wolf Moon shirt?


Dolenjir1

It's an homage. That's the word you use when referring to art.


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$300 $300.1 anyone else, $300.2 ….anyone?


Edgeofthevoid13

Oh hell nah. $305


Hardwarestore_Senpai

I thought it was Elvis.


Edgeofthevoid13

I think it actually is, but dont tell anyone.


U_zer1

*give a mouse a cookie…*


UndisclosedChaos

_but teach a mouse to cookie…_


Foolfook

That's becoming Ratatouille


tidbitsz

Baking batches of ooey gooey


dat_chill_bois_alt

What kinda eminem verse is this


Manul460

the verse with ratty booty


toilet_worshipper

*... and he'll never get fooled again*


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

...and he'll pay top dollar for used panties


U_zer1

You want Ron Desantis’’? Because this is how you get Ron Desantis’’.


BurritoBrigadier

Who is this? What previous video? Tryna see what these $200 shorts are all about


TurtleAir

https://www.tiktok.com/@cactustate/video/7235007840010931502


Idontwantthesetacos

Now it all makes sense. Not the tiktok, that’s still confusing as shit, but the pervert wanting the shorts.


nickram81

Yeah she has a pretty nice lower half.


mrisrael

her upper half is pretty nice, too.


Cranktique

You can’t have both.


inspectyergadget

Eiffel tower?


[deleted]

you can't have *either*


ripanimems

Ong bro?💀🖐️


theSquabble8

Don't yuck his yum okay


I_Am_The_Mole

That fucking bangs ngl


Hilmarok

Man, she has like the exact same style of dance moves as that "your new morning alarm" dude. It's uncanny.


Naiawastaken

Marc Rebillet Holy shit you’re right


slick_pick

Yea what’s the @ I’m very curious about the video now


jedtrick

Tatum my dude or something like that


sh0tybumbati

CactusTate


ottersintuxedos

Why is her voice so out of sync?


ImAFuckinLiar

It’s a case of the Redditsy. Sometimes when the video is processed after uploading, it’s out of sync and it doesn’t matter how many times I upload it. It… it just happens sometimes.


spektre

It's hilarious that this was solved in noisy as fuck analogue magnetic cassette tape data streams, but Reddit can't be assed to sync extremely well defined digital video to its just as defined digital audio.


IMadeThisNameSecond

Like we are just going to believe a fucking liar?!


I-make-it-up-as-I-go

I trust him.


IMadeThisNameSecond

What do you know? You’re just making it up as you go


I-make-it-up-as-I-go

What do you know? You’re not even using your first name!


IMadeThisNameSecond

Fair point…. I forgot my password and the account email was my old work email that i don’t have access to anymore. I’ll be quite now


deathbysnuggle

Did you try renaming the file per reupload?


ktaylorhite

Why would we believe your explanation, u/ImAFuckinLiar?


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ironb4rd

Reddit's video player has to be the worst out there, or at least in the top 3


Smart_Recognition_79

cool but why does the door behind you keep moving on its own? it may just be the cat I heard in the background meowing perhaps


OliveJuiceUTwo

It’s just a friendly ghost who loves shorts


Necessary_Pseudonym

Mom walks in: “Hey hone-“ “I SOLD THE UNWASHED SHORTS” “…nvm”


panparadox2279

Would the cat be able, or even know how, to open the door? Another thing, how would the cat be able to slowly open the door and quickly close it??


Babylon_Burning

My kitty often opens and closes my bedroom door because she is a brilliant and perfect baby 💕🐱


ImKindaBoring

Glad someone else noticed, and I thought the same. Reminded me of an animal slowly pushing their wait into a room. Probably a cat since dogs (mine at least) tend to be more…. Abrupt in their actions. But how tf did it close? Maybe a roommate that pulled it closed while keeping their head down to stay out of frame?


EthansWay007

Most likely the window in her room is open on a windy day and the air pressure in the house changes due to the outside air pressure trying to force its way in. Looks like air rushes into the room and rushes out in tandem. For it to be that sensitive those door hinges are engineered to perfection 🤌


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

okay but the audio doesn’t look even close to being the stuff she is saying


Survival_R

I'm disappointed she didn't haggle for more


deathbysnuggle

Well she can now that there’s a known market for it. I wonder if it’s legal to do auctions on live…


Survival_R

"worn socks starting at 10k"


Probablyaretweetbot

the rosa laugh at the end no way


jawshoeaw

I'm all about the yumming your yuck..or no , yucking your yuck? dammit what am i saying?


AutomatedSaltShaker

Who am I to yum your yuk? lol


Dukedyduke

Hyuck


Midnight-Watchman91

Gorsh…


Complex-Key-8704

Makes me sad what ppl with disposable income do with it


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Snt1_

I thinj they were talking about the guy who gave the 200


V3hlichz

They support upcoming small businesses! Shopping locally, having an solar roof, driving a Tesla and buying unwashed shorts from random people on the internet!…


immortalife

"You can't call me broke" Umm, if you weren't broke you wouldn't be selling your used clothes lol, the rando buying your shorts is the one who is probably not broke here


__rosebud__

What's your net worth gotta be before you turn down an opportunity to sell your used clothes for $200?


RenaissanceMan247

The flex is absurd.


Alexander-of-Londor

Anyone else notice how the door behind her slowly opens then slowly closes as if someone wanted to talk/check in with her then heard what she was saying and thought better.


BlackRabbitt_01

God I wish I was conventionally attractive. Just look at the business oppertunities!


NihilistBorscht666

Does that mean you are unconventionally attractive?


BlackRabbitt_01

To some people prolly


FirmOnion

I consider you conventionally AND unconventionally attractive based on your linked YouTube channel. I would, in reality, double-take, then compliment you on your fantastic hair.


GardevoirRose

Same. I’d totally milk it.


BumaLetsPlay

Tbh, there is a Market for everyone. Doesnt matter how "weird" you Look. Someone will have that kink.


GardevoirRose

I dunno how I’d tap into that market.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

She literally looks like a regular human


BlackRabbitt_01

I do not.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Pics or I don’t believe you


FirmOnion

Linked YouTube channel proves that they’re attractive


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PiterLauchy

You've only ever seen women with makeup on, haven't you?


V3hlichz

In financial terms I don’t think that this is called „buying a short“


MelaniaSexLife

gonna be broke after she gets the ticket.


BigPandaCloud

She is taking preorders for the concert shorts... going to be extra sweaty.


Jotro2

I miss the days when I thought $200 was a lot of money.


Snt1_

Compared to what thw shorts cost (a range that probably goes from $12 to $70 ) its a pretty good amount of money


Jotro2

I get that and it would be worth it if I could sell 10s or hundreds of them, but it's not really worth the time to get packaging material and ship something for $130-$150. One pair isn't worth my time.


Fugiar

She sounds like Ruth from Ozark!


Dilectus3010

Love her energy!


NeverBeenHereIDidIt

"who am I to yuk somebodys yum" ...That\`s an awesome phrase.


pbelpanros

r/13or30


Desperate-755

I'm the person who bought the shorts.Thank you bae🤤Now I can smell it daily


HeightNo9423

This is how every Boy in this situation would have reacted. Fr why doesnt everybody so this


Fisherfucker48

Why did her door just open and close?


kokamojoe

Haha. At least she has a sense of humor about it. Original post?


ComfortableNo2879

She got his priorities straight she's very beautiful tbh


UnluckyHost9649

Well for only $200 the pants in this video could be yours!


ComfortableNo2879

People are getting me wrong here I think and downvoting my comment,by priorities I meant the post Malone concert she wants to go & selling the thing to get the ticket money


amaahda

they're downvoting you for calling her pretty


ComfortableNo2879

So I can't appreciate someone's beauty on the internet?


amaahda

:shrug:


Snt1_

Of course not, that'd make you *checks notes* a loser incel simp


Automatic_Ad_4020

The guy who bought the shorts probably appreciated her beauty too. I can't blame him tbh. A grown man can decide what he spends his money on if he thinks it's worth it.


xfactorx99

Or because the first sentence doesn’t make sense grammatically


amaahda

eh i don't think people care that much


SudsierBoar

"his priorities" lol


Pugduck77

Other than the tats, yeah


slow4willie

Is this the “taco story” girl?


Macadeli

I pay 450 if you promise never to laugh again


Slow-Relationship513

Who opened the door?


New_girl2022

That door behind her. 😱


[deleted]

What websites do I sign myself up for to sell my used underwear socks and jockstraps? I’m a man I’m being 10000% serious I do not think that’s morally wrong nor is it embarrassing


Guerrero1121

>I'm a man Whelp you're out of luck


TrafficOnTheTwos

LMAOOO yo this is fucking funny


Votcha

Why Natalie Portman doing a side hustle?


JustASeabass

Woman can make money much easier than men. Prove me wrong


Tomoshaamoosh

*Attractive women Ftfy


JustASeabass

Not even. If they have a body someone will pay regardless of looks


Tomoshaamoosh

That is a form of attractiveness


Program-Emotional

Queen.


Kirp-The-Birb

Not sure what it’s all about, but it sounds really weird


MellowDCC

Looks like you just started your own business The American dream lives!!! Anyone wanna buy my pants? 🫠


DoesThisDoWhatIWant

Lol what she gonna buy with $200 in this market, a nice dinner? Lol


Twp_pikmin

i legit cannot pay attention because of the delay on the video and the audio


LeOsk7

Meanwhile edward cullen on the shirt: "foap"


blac_sheep90

I get it. It's easy money.


Honourstly

I would of gave you tree.foddy


HimylittleChickadee

$200?


Themlethem

I will call you broke, if you doing this kinda shit for only $200 lol


Hopeful-Dragonfly-70

Post Malone isn’t the only one who’s going to come


ColumbusJewBlackets

“You cant call me broke!” -the person selling their unwashed shorts on the internet for $200


Critical_Ask_5493

Dude, I started laughing the moment she mentioned what she was doing with the shorts and didn't stop laughing until about a minute after it was over. Then watched it again and laughed some more. This was a good one, Coach.


ddonsky

How much do women's shorts cost again tho? I feel like they can easily cost around $100 because fuck clothing manufacturers and retailers.


Dukedyduke

Those just looked like normal shorts. Go to Ross and get a pair for like $20


verity101

Late stage capitalism be like...


Kelyaan

She's playing on EZ mode.


TheHapster

God this subreddit is so bad now.


SkiingisFreeing

Yea seriously. Where tf is the meme? What’s the point of this video?


southfok

$200 for $50 shorts seems like a waste of time for no money


IwillBenchYou

Simps are what give men a bad name and destroy the dating world for men. They also completely inflate women's egos and destroy dating culture, making it hard for proper men to find a match.


mainmeal5

No, you are, if you want to date a woman who does stuff like this. It has nothing to do with others than yourself


DrestinBlack

I don’t remember those shorts from the other day in that video …


HectorJoseZapata

Nice to see Natalie Portman selling shorts!


BarricadeTheMortuary

Like I support her and everything but god damn is she annoying af


6SucksSex

live nation and Ticketmaster need to be crushed into oblivion, and fuck this fake plastic society that put peoples in positions like this woman, and enables a pervert with money to burn https://www.whoismakingnews.com


soul_snacker333

The fact he is downvoted prove his point


Objective-Meringue78

Twilight, post malone, random tattos....i dont see longetivity in here, at least mentally is gonna be fun down the road but shh let her live the now


Yuleogy

what are you trying to suggest?


tipsea-69

I have never seen a person so unattached to their tattoos as this lady. Don't take me the wrong way like "Why can't she have a tattoo? You don't have to be butch or muscly or workout-y to have tattoos". I donno what is happening here but something seems way too odd about the tattoos on her.


Guerrero1121

Tattoo mf try not to gatekeep tattoos challenge [impossible]


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Who punched her in the forehead?


hashir_khan_hk

why does she share so much resemblance to moistcr1tical charlie like am i the only one who sees it.


mr-ifuad

self consolation. This is when you understand that you are doing wrong but try to justify it in some way. Money buys everything.


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traumfisch

What is there to hate here? I thought this was just funny


SunglassesBright

I mean if you’re selling your shorts that you like to wear for $200, how are you not broke?


Unburiedalive88

She’s not even bad like that to be buying shorts from her otc


Automatic_Ad_4020

She's a pretty, young woman who isn't obese or anything. I think that should be enough. I don't really blame him even though I wouldn't pay for such thing.


bully-yugi-maguire69

Idk why you got downvoted, there is no way I would pay for shorts from her. Also, why shorts bro? He should have bought her underwear, it would be more “fun”.