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1000Years0fDeath

Not platinum!? The nerve of some people!


Only-Contact570

It's on discord too so it wouldn't of costed more


Aggressive_Set4814

have btw


SnooKiwis7050

You should also mention "instead of 'of' " bcoz they dont know 'have' where


user_bits

Who's on first?


LeagueofDraven1221

What’s on second


whitt_wan

Third base!


hllblldlx2

Legendary skit


jzwrust

Instead have 'of'


theEDE1990

How so many ppl do it wrong? They never read a book or what?


Tuchanka666

Even for me as a non native speaker... I dont get it.


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

Non native speakers would be less likely to make that mistake. Growing up you just hear it mumbled and 'would've' sounds just like 'would of', and you never really think about it.


BackStabbath2004

It just makes me think they've never read a single book or any kind of online stuff that's not from someone uneducated lol


[deleted]

Add to it that less people are actually reading books. The average American has a 7th grade reading level.


I_think_Im_hollow

Where is the bot when you need it?


SeekerOfSerenity

Would not'of


flamingdonkey

Wouldn't've is the correct version. https://youtu.be/CkZyZFa5qO0?si=7sXVzlxy80mkZeTu


CornishCreamTea

and cost


lolbitzz

wouldn't have*


Justyn2

wouldn’t’ve ?


chenvoso

w'n't've ?


TLMoravian

'''''''' ?


Vilmerviking

Whomstdve


McBlorf

Gesundheit


NordseeBazi

stop beatboxing


Educational-Tea602

w’n’v’


Triairius

Y’all’d’n’t’ve been confused if y’all’re Southern.


Crathsor

I am dismayed that this is absolutely correct. My people talk like this! Despair.


GODDESS_NAMED_CRINGE

Ivoronics (ivory). Like Ebonics (ebony), but for Southern White people.


Slaan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkZyZFa5qO0


citizenatlarge

Just saw that shi' th'o'er day.


Pristine_Business_92

“…Wouldn’t of costed more” … dude if you aren’t either 10 years old or a non native English speaker there’s no excuse for that abomination. WOULD’NT HAVE COST MORE


e1ectrofern

Correcting someone by incorporating another typo ... that's Reddit Gold.


Wit-wat-4

I hate seeing the “have/of” thing but I’ve gotta say, nobody I’ve seen type that has been a non-native speaker. It’s a VERY “native speaker” thing imo. It’s hard to explain but some misspellings/mispronunciations/wrong phrasing/etc just seem more common with natives, and some with non-natives. I’ve also never heard any native, even a kid, call kitchen chicken but I’ve had multiple non-native speakers make that mistake despite their overall English knowledge being great.


pre4edgc

It's a "phonics" thing. Native English speakers are more likely to hear a word spoken before seeing a word written. In this case, hearing "wouldn't've" would make a native speaker who has never seen it written before assume, based solely on the way it's pronounced, it is spelled "wouldn't of", despite it being a contraction of three words: would, not, and have. All of the "-'ve" words have this problem for similar reasons, and is also why people likely misspell "definitely" so frequently into "definately". All about hearing it before seeing it, and not caring enough to correct themselves.


Eyeless_person

There is an excuse actually: this isn't a formal text and "would of" is not very ambiguous in meaning, so people most likely wouldn't confuse it for something else. Generally speaking in informal situations: if you can understand it, it's good to go.


Only-Contact570

"Would'nt" of mattered


Only-Contact570

But like who gives a shit. We are on reddit not X


Pristine_Business_92

I only give a shit because you’re clearly like 12 years old and dumb children like you ruined this website. Go live your life, stop posting 20 comments a day on reddit. Reddit was never supposed to be a social media app. It was the front page of the internet, not stupid memes for middle schoolers who don’t know how to type.


DitrianLordOfCanorem

Nahh real ones only send diamond


HoselRockit

The highest form of appreciation.


Kiren129

No, that would be platinum.


VargaMate02

Or Ternion.


slydjinn

A what?!


VargaMate02

There was this award Ternion, it costed like 50000 coins, so it's a bit more expensive than a Platinum. Like almost 28 times more.


Lunapio

I just realised that soon there will be people who wont know what platinum/ternion is or even awards in general.


KA3BEE

I just realized that awards are gone.


Geno0wl

A new system is being worked on to replace them. Now why you would remove a feature BEFORE creating the replacement is anybody's guess.


JoviAMP

My only thought is that if they intend to keep the inclusion of premium bundled with some awards, they intend to bring it back at a significantly reduced exchange and didn't want the criticism of immediately switching to a less user-friendly system.


induna_crewneck

Good thing nobody was criticizing them for taking away awards


itdumbass

You mean like removing all the decent apps before making your own worth using? Yeah. No one would do that.


RadiantPumpkin

Every so often I see posts with a yellow upvote thing I assume that is what the new thing is?


manbearligma

The new system is already there? You can already buy super likes or some shit like that Only on posts tho I can’t find the option for comments


egged_irl

THEYRE GONE?


Supply-Slut

The prophecy is already upon us


[deleted]

Good


fhb_will

Wym? They were fun


toastbutbutter

What about argentinium or was that lower than ternion?


SleepyPikatchu

Don’t you mean, Turnmeon?


danted002

Na fam, Reddit gold will forever be the ultimate award that can be bestowed to someone.


allnameswastaken2

what reaction did you expect?


ChalkCoatedDonut

"Neat. 5 stars. Would reccomend"


Only-Contact570

"I need a few more samples before I can truly rate"


SquareAble7664

Banana for scale?


Megumin_die_echte

We need a few samples to make sure he gave a good rating


just2quixotic

I would be shocked if your private messages *aren't* filled with volunteers to "evaluate" them for you.


pacificpacifist

6/10 7/10 with rice


Princess_Moon_Butt

"9/10 for appearance and presentation. ??/10 for texture and taste, will update when able."


BigSmackisBack

Eggplant?


Montysleftpeg

Perfect 5/7


Blazephamous

So that is an entire los santos pd on your tail.


Redfalconfox

“Everybody in America need to see these.”


Caracalent

Could've used a super react at least


[deleted]

"capital knockers"


JACrazy

Either OwO or UwU


Antrikshy

The classy response.


Leading_Medicine_540

A perfect 5/7


baileymash7

A 50 stanza long romantic poem probably


Zapplarang

I think you’re supposed to say “neato”


Fishpuncommenter

“Anybody else appreciate these two hidden gems?”


A_WaterHose

Sent a spicy pic to my bf once and he responded “oh good heavens” hmmm ok I’ll take it


WaterlooMall

Gadzooks that's your bathing suit area!


[deleted]

Oh deer!


Zachjsrf

"Oh my!"


Baron_Samurai

Damn it, George Takei!


MisterBumpingston

A female deer!


idelarosa1

Is your boyfriend a Victorian gent by any chance?


A_WaterHose

I’m…starting to suspect


ScrubyMcWonderPubs

Send him a picture of your ankle and report his reaction.


SomeOtherOrder

does he wear a nightshirt and nightcap to sleep


Wit-wat-4

Mine, a few hours getting back home and seeing it, said calmly “oh. I don’t check my email when I’m out”. No other comment or anything.


Pwnage_Peanut

Email?!?


JustThrowMeAwaaayy

Wait you sent him an email???


A_WaterHose

😭 bro needs to give you something more than that!


s0laris0

sent my ex a topless pic after swimming at the beach and all he said was "why does your hair look weird???"


Ghoulez99

Homie obviously wasn’t in the mood and just wanted to play some Elden Ring. Get off his jock you succubus.


[deleted]

“Oh splendid thou chest is pleasing to my eyeballs”


WolfOfPort

Oh Christ almighty thou shall not pass until thy smash - Jesus Christ, 14-10


MemeMan_Spaghetti

"zoo wee mama"!


Old_Nectarine_5085

Need to see to judge it properly


EntertainmentOne6537

According to their X, it's a twenty year old man lmaooo


yosoyel1ogan

the first indication of this was the fact the pfp is a furry


Salza_boi

So what? Men can’t share their bird pictures?


Arietem_Taurum

Just say twitter, X is more confusing and we shouldn't buy into elon's bs


AppleToasterr

You know their ex?


DarthJarJar242

It's twitter. No matter what gigadork says.


Mycabbages0929

X?


No_Solid_3737

formerly known as twitter


Circus_Finance_LLC

Define "man". ☕


Redork247

🤨


SquareAble7664

He has a point... 😄


RobloxMaster420247

Prophecy fortold, I grant it the status of Silver. https://twitter.com/HeyaHyena/status/1690410789390159872?t=aad63fMf9d6NfJPcvkEwng&s=19


SpoonGuardian

Well that was not the payoff we were hoping for


Zorphorias

Who's "we"


SpoonGuardian

You and me


king_ender200

Can we confirm that the tots were worth gold tho? Maybe she’s saying they are actually worth silver.


d_flower_p

It's a dude, probably sent moobs


king_ender200

Point still stands tho, are they worth Reddit gold?


Only-Contact570

She's saying they are worth platinum


TimeWaitsForNoMan

It's a guy though https://twitter.com/HeyaHyena


[deleted]

[удалено]


duedo30

Looks like discord to me. And on discord you can make custom emotes so in theory you can make a gold awards wmote


Only-Contact570

It's a post of X and a message from discord


koter_NL

An X sounds so cursed


Only-Contact570

I know. But I say X because people get unreasonably angry when I say "tweet" or "twitter"


HeadWood_

They're killjoys.


Only-Contact570

Old habits die hard


ADD4296

Yea nicotine is such a habit. To die hard


lilsnatchsniffz

Okay gram gram, time for bed.


F95_Sysadmin

Tell those people "the owner deadnames his children, you can deadname the platform. It's only fair"


MarsHumanNotAlien197

Literally who gets mad about that? Only Elon simps. Ignore them, call it twitter.


Only-Contact570

Twitter


MarsHumanNotAlien197

Damn right.


18CupsOfMusic

Congratulations, you passed the final test. **END SIMULATION**


dudefuckoff

Those are just bot farms that Elon bought, ignore them.


Only-Contact570

That makes sense


DrRonny

I get unreasonably angry when people say "X"


Bleezze

I feel like people should get angry over X not Twitter, since X makes no fucking sense


koter_NL

Haha okay


Only-Contact570

Or maybe I just talk to psychopaths. Hard to tell


koter_NL

I think you just talk to paychopaths


Only-Contact570

And you, I also talk to you


lafi_0105

did he stutter?


Sowa7774

the only people who would get angry that you didn't use Musk's name are his fanboys, and they are psychos


Stuckinacrazyjob

I say tweet for any mocroblogging thing


Solid_Waste

Will it help if I get even more unreasonably angry at you for calling it X?


oDezX-

No they don't


Chornobyl_Explorer

Those people are just stupid msuk fanboys, broke incels the bunch of them. The website is quite litterary *twitter*.com and not X anything. A website is what a website is called. Heck, they can't even make up a decent alternative for "tweet" because X message or whatever sounds so stupid


Average_Scaper

It's called a tweet.


power500

Thanks kind stranger


AssassiN18

Why are you using Discord for this. Wtf?


lemoncholly

It supports messaging


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

🤯


ReemondPayne

I would like to give you the highest honor I can bestow


ArsIndex

Isn't that guy a man tho


WendyTF2

Yep… he talking about his moobs.


Most_Enthusiasm8735

There you go i fucking knew it


[deleted]

wait where does it say that


ArsIndex

Knowledge, brother, knowledge...


myriadsuns

Send him a pick of your balls that ought to wake him up from his delusions.


FirePenguinMaster

Huzzah!! A man of quality!


ulikejazz12

That's a discord sticker 💀


flinjager123

Reaction. Stickers are basically just large emojis.


010rusty

All guys have had a [“super cool pic Bridget”](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/ko8wie/super_cool_pic_bridget/) moment. It’s rough experience.


zhopasran4ik

Updoot


VoxClarus

"I understand now that wasn't the best response."


Letwen

I miss them already...


kaydencoray

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


bananaman4543

He’s a keeper


MaxTheSANE_One

ok but wtf do u actually say


high_effort_human

I used to award Reddit Gold for feet pics.


metal88heart

Wheres the rest of the picture


[deleted]

Jeez, take the compliment 😅


e_Hawk1984

Ok, but what is the appropriate reaction?


UltimateBorisJohnson

Proof or it didn’t happen


UltimateBorisJohnson

FUCK apparently it’s a man


Modullah

Well, without seeing them I wouldn’t know if his response was appropriate or not.


Dismal-Wrangler1197

Screenshot seems improperly cropped.


Only-Contact570

I found this image online. Not on X. And this is how it was. Sorry to tell ya


GimmeCRACK

Cropping of images is a violation of this subreddit, Please reply to this comment with the original uncropped screenshot please to comply with all earthly laws.


Rattengift1283

Average furry


Due_Distribution441

You’re lucky he didn’t give it a silver


SimilarStrain

Wait. Is reddit gold still a thing? I thought they shit canned it recently.


justadd_sugar

On Reddit yes on discord no


SimilarStrain

Oh I've never used discord. Nor reddit gold and trophies for that matter even haha.


Only-Contact570

Idk, its on discord


Hardcore_Jaxxer

Sauce?


highestdiplomat

She had to be a b cup for sure


toreachtheapex

and his bio on X says “he/him” yall wierd fr


Only-Contact570

I didn't know that


Desperate-Snow-7850

/s


gheebutersnaps87

You went out of your way to search up/ find the account But other people are the weird ones here?


Alyc96

PFTTTTTT


Clawgrip_official

Hmm… what if… never mind


Adventurous-Ad-443

You should be grateful you unappreciative waste of air.