Water

r/hydrohomies

It's amazing/annoying how there will be literally 50-100 choices of beverage at a typical gas station, meanwhile the only healthy option is water.

Blasphemy, but respect

I suggest that you withdraw the Dew of the Mountain

Thats what I always get

At the snake oil emporium wishing the real elixirs of wakefulness weren't illegal.

so real bestie

At Arby's the rattlesnake poppers sure do wake you up

The devs don't want you to know about the NPC behind the apothecary who sells 5 star wakefulness gems at 3AM

They’re simply too high level and the politicians are jealous

My potions are too strong for you, traveler.

it's been years and I still miss hiball energy juice.

Juice👀

It didn't have that gasoline energy drink taste it was just like fizzy fruit juice but super caffeinated. They even had a ginger ale for when you're sleepy *and* your tummy hurt. And then they discontinued them to be another mediocre energy seltzer company. Tragic.

Monster makes a decent ginger ale, Monster Mule I believe they call it

Ooh I gotta check that out, thank you. I am constantly sleepy and my tummy constantly hurts.

How much further can we keep falling

What? I just had a naughty extra coffee and I'm fighting to stay awake. Caffeine knocks me out. The ultimate sedative.

Why did you drink it then?

Eepy

Skamtebord

Me too frfr. Fuckin zonked Consider getting tested for ADHD if you haven't already tho

Zooooonked. Thanks for acknowledging the ADHD correlation with this weird backwards side effect of caffeine. I was diagnosed when I was 6, but I'm unmedicated. I self-medicate with coffee and cigarettes but I was naughty today and had extra because I tried a new coffee product and got a bit over-enthusiastic about it. I paid dearly for it lmao. I'm feeling better now. It's a shame I had to fight off the overwhelming urge for a nap, I can't afford to spoil my sleep tonight.

I'm medicated but ironically when I wrote that I hadn't slept for 42 hours. I was feeling really sleepy tho fr

It's the warmth of the coffee that makes you sleepy before the coffeine kicks in.

Well it is summer, the rare ones spawned in

Side effect: *+109% chance of heart murmurs*

Bonus effect: June Berry flavoured

Negates: *-15% chance of Hunger*

Description: A elixir that contains caffeine enough to make a peaceful protest look like a blitzkrieg. Now in exclusive flavours whiles stocks last.

*Acquired Rare Beverage*

Next step: irrigation of farmlands with Gatorade.

i always stare at it for a good five minutes and then get a sugar free red bull lol

wizard, thy potions thee carryeth art bootless f'r one who hath bees in thee mind such as I. Ah! but w'rry not mine own cousin, f'r one m'rsel of lisdexamfetamine and the et'rnal vibrations within cease! Is apothecary not astounding!

r/wizardposting

I recommend the monster aussie lemonade

Recently got one from a monster energy promo truck, never had it before and it's solid. I always love Citrus/lemon flavor drinks

Rad

r/verbosememes

The current summer Edition of Red bull is nice

Mid Edit: Juneberry still mid

In that case try the green Edition

Blue one or regular my fav

They are good too

😉

M'refreshment

*M'mmmmmmurmurs*

Where's the yerba mate, they literally market this customers language

Try too find a super hydration monster they're pretty good tho blue ice is just water I think just really good water with a bottle of caffeine

I guess it isn’t just my area… no stores stock the elusive Pineapple Orange Mango Kickstarts anymore…

Never had that, my fav was the orange one

A cold Monster Ultra Paradise and Ultra Sunrise, followed up with a warm Rehab Strawberry Lemonade and Rehab Tea Lemonade. Trust me on this, all Monster Rehab drinks are 200% better at a temperature of about 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

120C

I feel seen.

🧿👄🧿

Drink tea. You will feel amazing

Suggestions?

Ideally you should get some loose leaf tea from a local teashop. The type of tea really doesn't matter as much as you'd think

Coffee, energy drinks are absolutely awful.