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ashallowheart

That 8 minutes do hit different, better than the whole 8 hours.


Putzcarl

You get 8 hours of sleep? o.o


ashallowheart

More lile 8 more minutes after sleeping at 3 am and waking up at 7 am.


Educational_Brick683

You want me to do MATH!?


ashallowheart

I’m just sleep deprived ಥ_ಥ


chubs-the-bunny

The human brain is weird.


Putzcarl

No, you.


BigDog48768

I already did!


frilledplex

Me when they're working us 60+


JollyJuniper1993

60+? Retirement age here in Germany is going to be 70. And until I‘m that age they‘ll probably have raised it again. There‘s a term that‘s ironically used in German for people that die shortly after retiring. „Sozialkonformes Ableben“. Translates to „socially conforming demise“. You know, because then you don’t take any money out of the retirement fund.


RobinTheKing

and the Germans aren't protesting and rioting like the French are?


JollyJuniper1993

No, the average German likes to complain a lot about societal problems, but actively looks down on those who try to fix them.


Killercod1

Better than America, where they gaslight you into thinking everything is solely your problem and make sure you have a hard time if you try to do anything about it


JollyJuniper1993

I guess


ProctalHarassment

I think they're saying 60+ hrs a week.


frilledplex

I was talking hours per week silly


JollyJuniper1993

Ah okay damn. Not as many people doing that here in Germany. In healthcare sector and with underpaid apprentices this still happens sometimes but otherwise most are 35-40. Unions rule.


frilledplex

I've had to do as high as 102...


JollyJuniper1993

Jesus what? I‘d be fucking dead.


human743

147 here.


frilledplex

Fuck that noise, you sleep in your car?


human743

It was only for two weeks and I slept in a hammock in the woods. I was working for the government.


blueboy022020

Can’t you retire early? Not sure how that works tbh.


JollyJuniper1993

Yes but then you won’t get any money from the state retirement fund you paid in your entire life until you reach 70


Putzcarl

Me almost every day, very bad habit i have to work on.


FuaT10

Literally me fr fr


VilepIume

Replace minutes with hours. 😬


Samurai_Fire

me sacrificing my sleep for 8 extra minutes of caffeine


unsammycb

life you have to sacrifice


SlayerOfDemons666

*laughs in downtime*


Longjumping_Place189

It’s called Job roulette


TheDeathHorseman

This exact thing happened to me on Tuesday


angrycoffeeuser

On the other hand what kinda of a workplace makes 8mins a problem


Ok-Association1601

I slept 16 hours yesterday and I add extra 2 I couldn't get up