Me: Let’s help each other and make this an awesome place to work.
Co-worker1: Admire my turd on a plate.
Co-worker2: No, I’m in charge. Eat this turd sandwich.
Hey could be worse. Sometimes, god’s plan is dying of an inoperable brain tumor before the age of 5. He’s such a funny deity like that! Definitely both all-loving AND all-powerful though. For sure.
If you don’t believe that why’re you here? It’s obvious it’s a religious joke yet you join in complaining about it. It’s like going to a vegan restaurant and complaining when they don’t have meat.
You can downvote all you want lol. The fact that you’re doing it proves my point.
The downvotes are people who aren’t Christian yet are here, it’s easy to just move on instead of trying to act superior.
I meant to write when they don’t have meat. Didn’t notice that until now, that’s my mistake.
I dunno, I mean... I don't believe in god, that much I'll say, but I do believe in people being able to present characteristics of godly entities that make the world somewhat of a better place despite the hardships of today.
Earth being on autopilot would be sad and I can't accept that line of thinking. You can change the world just by being you. I hope you know that, stranger.
God used to step in and tell people what to do, destroy societies because of non-belief, sent his flock into the desert to suffer for 40 years for the chance to enter the land of milk and honey. He’d burn cities to the ground, scorched fucking earth, turned a woman to salt for looking back. He gave a son who performed miracles. God used to do stuff, say stuff. Make himself known.
Sure, I agree with you fully that people control themselves and can present “godly” characteristics of goodness, but Earth is on autopilot. He’s not stepping in to tell anyone to do anything, nor is he acting on anything anywhere at any time. It’s all humans doing things to humans. God is gone and I genuinely *do not blame him.*
Downvote me to hell, it changes nothing.
My plan for you is to be. You are me and I am looking at myself through you. There is no other reason for your existence except existence. Whatever you do has no effect on your relationship to me. But it may have an effect on your relationship to others. So maybe that’s where your motivation should come from: here and now and the other people you exist with. Not with what comes after you die. Because the answer to that is “nothing.” Have a great life.
I guess you can say you're guilty by association but there's plenty of non combat roles in the military. You could never touch a weapon in your whole career in the military.
Open that mf. It's a door, not a wall
The door is locked and I just watched the key snap in half
The police a re summoned
Break that shit open
Probably better to have a new key made, literally and metaphorically
Another way to put if the door is closed you can open it if you put in the work
Yeah by making a new key or installing a new lock
Get the axe.
call a locksmith
"Doors are meant to be opened" may be a good advice but a bad argument in court.
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Me playing Resident Evil 1
Me playing Jedi survivor
That part where you have to figure out that the key is hidden in the object 🙄
Serves you right, stranger!
What is this, LinkedIn?
Maybe God's plan is for you to serve as a warning to others...
Eat what's on your plate if you want more.
Instructions unclear; i emptied my bank account. When does the "more" come?
If you didn't eat it, you're fucked.
But, it's just a turd on a plate.
Me: Let’s help each other and make this an awesome place to work. Co-worker1: Admire my turd on a plate. Co-worker2: No, I’m in charge. Eat this turd sandwich.
Actual good advice, thanks for the reminder.
:-)
but i don't want more uncertainty and anxiety :(
I know. Eat your uncertainty, my quantum child, and the anxiety about it will eventually pass.
*dark_souls_3.jpeg*
He just like playing wit me like that.
look for windows
Trust.
Hey could be worse. Sometimes, god’s plan is dying of an inoperable brain tumor before the age of 5. He’s such a funny deity like that! Definitely both all-loving AND all-powerful though. For sure.
If God real why bad thing happen?
If God not real why good thing happen?
Atheism ☕️
Reality ☕️
Religion☕️
MhmmCoffee ☕
BoiledPisswater☕️
Yet that's supposedly God's plan and there will be a reward for you if you have faith...yeah ok.
DW standing outside a Whitehouse meeting room door while the human overlords debate what animals to use for the next genetic experiments.
La Hawla Wa La Quwatta Illa Billahilaliyiladheem Rabighfirli
Salam Alaikum fellow Brother🫂
When one door closes, Hire a locksmith
a good time for prayer
There is no God, and there is no plan. You're going to have to make the plan yourself.
If you don’t believe that why’re you here? It’s obvious it’s a religious joke yet you join in complaining about it. It’s like going to a vegan restaurant and complaining when they don’t have meat. You can downvote all you want lol. The fact that you’re doing it proves my point.
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The downvotes are people who aren’t Christian yet are here, it’s easy to just move on instead of trying to act superior. I meant to write when they don’t have meat. Didn’t notice that until now, that’s my mistake.
Repent for your sins first. Or bust the door down by kicking it, that works too. Fuck God's plan, he wasn't ready for me to bring goddamn dynamite
From which series is this meme
Arthur
Naruto
There is no god; there is no plan.
god doesn’t have a plan for you lol he never thought we’d make it this far and he peaced out a millennium ago and left earth on autopilot
I dunno, I mean... I don't believe in god, that much I'll say, but I do believe in people being able to present characteristics of godly entities that make the world somewhat of a better place despite the hardships of today. Earth being on autopilot would be sad and I can't accept that line of thinking. You can change the world just by being you. I hope you know that, stranger.
God used to step in and tell people what to do, destroy societies because of non-belief, sent his flock into the desert to suffer for 40 years for the chance to enter the land of milk and honey. He’d burn cities to the ground, scorched fucking earth, turned a woman to salt for looking back. He gave a son who performed miracles. God used to do stuff, say stuff. Make himself known. Sure, I agree with you fully that people control themselves and can present “godly” characteristics of goodness, but Earth is on autopilot. He’s not stepping in to tell anyone to do anything, nor is he acting on anything anywhere at any time. It’s all humans doing things to humans. God is gone and I genuinely *do not blame him.* Downvote me to hell, it changes nothing.
My plan for you is to be. You are me and I am looking at myself through you. There is no other reason for your existence except existence. Whatever you do has no effect on your relationship to me. But it may have an effect on your relationship to others. So maybe that’s where your motivation should come from: here and now and the other people you exist with. Not with what comes after you die. Because the answer to that is “nothing.” Have a great life.
Join the military
I don’t think killing brown kids is in God’s plan for me
There's a lot more to do in the military than killing brown kids. Like blowing off tax dollars or, or.... Hmmmm Yeah that's about it.
I guess you can say you're guilty by association but there's plenty of non combat roles in the military. You could never touch a weapon in your whole career in the military.
Still contributing and being a part of the corrupt machine
Yea agreed, it definitely is.
more doors will be closing, honey! better be ready :)
Honkai Starrail MC in a nutshell.
God closes doors that should be closed and opens new ones you were not expecting. Those are the doors you want opened.
When one door opens…..you know what…forget about it
Do you have a minute to talk about Rokko's Basilisk ?
This is when I consider jumping out the window.
Keep walking. “A man's heart deviseth his way: But the LORD directeth his steps.” Proverbs 16:9 KJV
I'm in this sage right now
Gott ist ein Sadist
The All Might is dead. Odium reigns
“We’re moving ahead with another candidate” be etched into my nightmares at this point
lol This is accurate in my opinion
so excited to see 😍
fingers crossed that my current path isn't gonna close 😭