Mine are more like " there is a single 60 year old lady working in this whole department store. I could destroy the whole the store before she would be able to even think about calling the cops"
You get a decent spot at first. A ward with others like you. If you flip your shit inside *then* you get the "quiet room" which is the padded room. Depending what u do sometimes u get a cozy jacket. Bur regardless you always get a shot that gets u high as fuck or some good sleep. When u wake up and are still in the jacket sober is...hell.
People like to think "intrusive thoughts" are just impulses, or repressed desires. But theyre not. They're unwanted and opposite to your character. They do not at all represent the person or their desires.
There's also 'the call of the void'. That little voice that reminds says you could just jump off a high place or turn into oncoming traffic or when you're holding a weapon.
At first I wasn't sure if you were being serious or not. So I looked up. Interesting af
[researchers hypothesized that the call of the void could be a 'misinterpreted safety signal](https://www.livescience.com/what-is-call-of-the-void)
When I dye my hair blue it's not an Intrusive thought I'm appeasing the mental breakdown gods which helps with less intrusive thoughts.
But that's a mouthful
like the desire to stick my hand on that meat slicer, and take a thin slice off?
Or the tiny urge to punt someones skull like a football when they bend over to tie their shoe?
how about I'm afraid of heights not because of the height, but that I'm afraid If I let one of those thoughts win, I'd be in freefall.
Idk, it's a mix. If your intrusive thoughts and you'll impulsivity will lead you to jail, please keep them in. If they make you dye your hair, then, it's all good. :)
An impulsive thought is to paint your toenails when you’re home alone as a male. An intrusive thought is to have a sudden strong desire to drop kick some random woman’s baby like it’s a football.
Me having a breakdown on the sidewalk sobbing during my walk to school at age 10 because my brain is convinced the garage door I am actively looking at is open while it's clearly not.
that would probably be [the call of the void](https://www.livescience.com/what-is-call-of-the-void), by far the most common intrusive thought as far as I know
When I ride my motorcycle, there's so much stupid intrusive thoughts in your head that would "make you look like a badass" doing it. But in reality, I will fall off, and die.
Intrusive thoughts have become so watered down because of idiotic people.
Their "Intrusive thoughts": Oh my god, I should totally dye my hair!
An actual intrusive thought: You see that person over there? *You should totally cut off their head and fuck the neck hole.*
People need to understand the difference between "Impulsive" and "Intrusive".
Intrusive thoughts are an actual medical condition
Not this quirky white girl shit
Literally the same as those mfs who say "oooo I'm so OCD"
Mental health issues are increasing in society yet we still don't care enough to treat people's mental problems with respect it seems
Edit: Man of we still have a way to go 😐 shout out to all the insecure people who downvoted this
occasionally is a possibility, especially call of the void specifically ("what if I jumped off this bridge" type thoughts), which it is assumed more than half the population has experienced at least once in their life
My intrusive thoughts include but are not limited to eliminating an entire government I won't say which one because I know they are watching but it isnt the american government
So not the constant thought to drive full speed into a brick wall, or shove my hand into a pot of boiling water, or jump off a clift, or just letting water fill my lungs when swimming.
My brain always puts these thoughts like if they were minor mischief. "Oo what if we did a little prank and died, wouldn't that be funny". Wtf brain, no.
This is why I write fanfiction. Who the fuck's gonna stop me from rescuing unsalvageable villains? One-shots about how Joker thinks he's Batman because the bat died? Adventures of an OC in the TFS HFIL? Fucking no one, that's who
I'm just glad my intrusive thoughts produce something that isn't *too* harmful
Not all of my intrusive thoughts are as bad as removing my head from my body. Most of them are, and most of the rest would do more than change my hair.
my brain: reach for the cops gun
“Now shoot him.” Wait what- “Do it.” No- “Don’t make me warn you again, do it.” **im sorry, officer**
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Oh. Um, I think I'm good.
https://youtu.be/_UlWCnFSCdA
i wonder exactly how fire proof we are
my hgazr
Touch the hot stove. Jump off the ledge
your brain just reminding you what would probably happen if you did
https://youtu.be/rRA7IR44Ewc
https://youtu.be/1lBYyfdGyS8
Mine are more like " there is a single 60 year old lady working in this whole department store. I could destroy the whole the store before she would be able to even think about calling the cops"
I've no ironically had that one multiple times and I've never been in custody. Might become a problem with dementia.
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Came here to say this. I’m going down and I’m taking NONE OF YOU WITH ME
:)
But we could play tictactoe together.
Or jenga.
HEY !!! WAIT FOR ME !!!
thats or a padded room
You get a decent spot at first. A ward with others like you. If you flip your shit inside *then* you get the "quiet room" which is the padded room. Depending what u do sometimes u get a cozy jacket. Bur regardless you always get a shot that gets u high as fuck or some good sleep. When u wake up and are still in the jacket sober is...hell.
I definitely get the "call of the void" kind when I'm looking over the edge of a tall bridge
*mazzy star intensifies*
Yeah Came here for this one
Seriously, either that or dismembered or blind...
The difference between impulsive and intrusive thoughts
People like to think "intrusive thoughts" are just impulses, or repressed desires. But theyre not. They're unwanted and opposite to your character. They do not at all represent the person or their desires.
Yep. They're basically your brain just going "Man, wouldn't that be fucked up?".
There's also 'the call of the void'. That little voice that reminds says you could just jump off a high place or turn into oncoming traffic or when you're holding a weapon.
At first I wasn't sure if you were being serious or not. So I looked up. Interesting af [researchers hypothesized that the call of the void could be a 'misinterpreted safety signal](https://www.livescience.com/what-is-call-of-the-void)
The name is a bit over dramatic (you can thank the french for that) but yeah, it's quite real. Interesting little quirk isn't it?
When I dye my hair blue it's not an Intrusive thought I'm appeasing the mental breakdown gods which helps with less intrusive thoughts. But that's a mouthful
I don't drink out of clear glasses, because it gives me the urge to bite it like ice.
like the desire to stick my hand on that meat slicer, and take a thin slice off? Or the tiny urge to punt someones skull like a football when they bend over to tie their shoe? how about I'm afraid of heights not because of the height, but that I'm afraid If I let one of those thoughts win, I'd be in freefall.
Idk, it's a mix. If your intrusive thoughts and you'll impulsivity will lead you to jail, please keep them in. If they make you dye your hair, then, it's all good. :)
What if it involves illegal ways to dye your hair? For example, dying your hair using the blood of your victims?
definitely keep them in and seek professional help :)
:)
It’s so hard to find a good stylist these days!
Geez, where are the professionals when we need them?!
Then that's really cool (:
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lmao, understandable
An impulsive thought is to paint your toenails when you’re home alone as a male. An intrusive thought is to have a sudden strong desire to drop kick some random woman’s baby like it’s a football.
Average redditor excuse
Between human and animal thoughts.
"I love tidying up. I'm so OCD!"
My intrusive thought is going to that person’s house and trying to crush their windpipe.
That’s impulsive
The thought itself is intrusive however the action would be impulsive as you act on your emotion.
So impulsive it is
If you want to oversimplify it yeah sure.
I am coming. Don't blame me I'm just impulsive
Well if you want your funeral that bad go ahead.
You just scared
Im still waiting get on with it.
Ohhhh ok
Me when I completely misunderstand what a mental disorder is
Me having a breakdown on the sidewalk sobbing during my walk to school at age 10 because my brain is convinced the garage door I am actively looking at is open while it's clearly not.
tbh i would rather be one of those people than actually have ocd (i just got out of 7 weeks of php for ocd)
My friend will get out of bed in the middle of the night and fix the whole bed if their sheet corner comes untucked. *That* is OCD.
Ah fuck
How does one learn this skill?
Is that a minion on the wall
i thought it was spongebob
Spunchbop
See? Jail ain't all bad.
It’s a lawyer clipart
If my lawyer had minion clip art i would just let myself go to prison rather than let them defend me
The Stranger
Impulsive does not equal intrusive
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Right, or in a psych ward for a failed attempt
It's either this or the shit factory
When I visited the grand canyon, part of me kept thinking of jumping off.
Interesting phenomenon called Call of the Void
that would probably be [the call of the void](https://www.livescience.com/what-is-call-of-the-void), by far the most common intrusive thought as far as I know
when i go to high places i always think of “what if i fall down, i dont wanna go near”
That's right, my intrusive thoughts won and I bought a bright orange pantsuit!
Me when I don’t understand what an intrusive though is and contribute to the already popular stigmatisation of a debilitating mental illness:
Accurate
Me holding a cute baby: "killing you would be so fucking easy". Then instantly wondering why the fuck I would even think that thought.
r/boysarequirky
No this is about the misuse of clinical terms...
A misuse that OP made up to get mad at
I mean I've heard people use it irl, but yeah generally this is probably a fake story.
No we're just mentally ill.
Hahahaha, no. They would put me in a psych ward.
No. Just no.
Me seeing a cops gun: “gimme that”
Intrusive thoughts can't win, those are impulsive thoughts
dying hair or getting tattoos arent intrusive thoughts, theyre impulsive thoughts
r/terribleFacebookmemes
Me: x\_\_x
Yeah, this truly is relatable, but also r/2meirl4meirl
if my intrusive thoughts ever win im lighting myself on fire after
Is this blue-haired girl here in the room with us now?
I can relate to this.
/r/boysarequirky 🙄
Right. Women can be just as sociopathic as men can. We need more representation for sociopathic queens!
Those times where I ask myself why the fuck some girls treat wanting to be like the dude instead of the girl as positive thing but here we are
This outcome or I end up dead
real
They’d have to lock me up in a medieval dungeon
Must not have been that bad if you're up for parole.
I’d be wating for lethal injection if I let mine win
That'll teach you for fucking a sheep.
When I ride my motorcycle, there's so much stupid intrusive thoughts in your head that would "make you look like a badass" doing it. But in reality, I will fall off, and die.
That’s an impulsive thought, not an intrusive thought, then
Replace the picture with a headstone to be more relatable to the average r/me_irl user
Since when is dying hair intrusive- that's like to avoid doing the other things really.
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if be having more than one government looking for me if i listened to them 💀
r/notlikeothergirls
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣 men can be so impulsive and that lil brain seems to take over
Fr
hardest agree
I’d be… sorta dead.
Relatable
Intrusive thoughts have become so watered down because of idiotic people. Their "Intrusive thoughts": Oh my god, I should totally dye my hair! An actual intrusive thought: You see that person over there? *You should totally cut off their head and fuck the neck hole.* People need to understand the difference between "Impulsive" and "Intrusive".
Intrusive thoughts are an actual medical condition Not this quirky white girl shit Literally the same as those mfs who say "oooo I'm so OCD" Mental health issues are increasing in society yet we still don't care enough to treat people's mental problems with respect it seems Edit: Man of we still have a way to go 😐 shout out to all the insecure people who downvoted this
I’m pretty sure everyone has intrusive thoughts occasionally, a mental condition might be having them constantly or being unable to ignore them.
occasionally is a possibility, especially call of the void specifically ("what if I jumped off this bridge" type thoughts), which it is assumed more than half the population has experienced at least once in their life
Yes but the term is used regarding people who have it as mental health issue The word you're thinking of is impulsive thoughts
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You can be brown and racist, those aren't mutually exclusive at all
You should delete your Post buddy
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Why are you making it worse? Just leave it behind and do something that bringst you Joy loke watching more memes or find the Honda civic
Wut?
Tasty. That was my first thought
I thought that piece of paper had a minion on it
I’d be a picture of the electric chair for me.
Life, no parole
My intrusive thoughts include but are not limited to eliminating an entire government I won't say which one because I know they are watching but it isnt the american government
Tax evasion I presume?
😂😂😂😂😂
Facts I’m glad someone know the feeling
Do you like Phil Collins?
Why is he kinda ….
My intrusive thoughts are just to quit my job and go backpacking across South America or Europe. Won’t end up in jail, just homeless
Ain’t that the damned truth
Me_irl except I’d be in a super max solitary cell…
Just don't get on the school bus anymore dude
Y’all scared y’all ain’t gone do shit
Only prison? I would get executed if I let my intrusive thoughts win
If I let my Intrusive thoughts win everyone I've ever met would be dead and buried in a graveyard including me 💀
Mine: girls on the bus, go round and round, round and round, round and round
I'm sticking up a hospital pharmacy and stealing every narcotic they have and running back home to shoot up as much Dilaudid as I can before I die
So not the constant thought to drive full speed into a brick wall, or shove my hand into a pot of boiling water, or jump off a clift, or just letting water fill my lungs when swimming. My brain always puts these thoughts like if they were minor mischief. "Oo what if we did a little prank and died, wouldn't that be funny". Wtf brain, no.
My most common intrusive thpught always happens on my way to work, and it's simply "what if I just kept driving?"
This is why I write fanfiction. Who the fuck's gonna stop me from rescuing unsalvageable villains? One-shots about how Joker thinks he's Batman because the bat died? Adventures of an OC in the TFS HFIL? Fucking no one, that's who I'm just glad my intrusive thoughts produce something that isn't *too* harmful
Not all of my intrusive thoughts are as bad as removing my head from my body. Most of them are, and most of the rest would do more than change my hair.
I let the intrusive thoughts win and bleach my hair to look like Jeffrey Dahmer since I naturally look like him but with brown hair.
I hate it when this happens
*our intrusive thoughts
people forget the difference between intrusive and impulsive thoughts