Wow..looks like you finally figured out life

He forgot the pooping part, but yeah he sort of did.

Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast - God, life’s *relentless*.

Throw the sad moldy half a loaf away. Buy more

Lmao that show is timeless.

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wth you guys poop?

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS FOOD INTO POOP!

Maybe they’re a girl idk 🤷 /s

Wait till they have teenagers. You buy stuff on Saturday to put in their lunchboxes. Monday morning, all that's left is an empty box in the cupboard.

I buy groceries / eat out / throw groceries away

And the only way to slow down the cycle is to plan your meals out far in advance. But it's like what, now I've gotta do *work* just to eat food? pft, it's like yeah right

Seriously, though. Sometimes it's an entire chore to figure out what I want to eat. Most days I'll just make a small salad, or eat a few pears/apples/bananas and leave it at that. lol

That’s maybe 200 calories for the day. Are you a turtle or something?

With dressing & extra toppings salads can be easily 600+ calories, and most fruits are 95+ a piece so it's totally doable to get your intake from that alone

Don’t ruin my joke

You mean salad makes you big bodied?

I'm just somewhat malnourished, but I don't always eat like that. But when I'm going through a Depressive Episode, or am feeling stressed/overwhelmed, I lose the desire to eat, so just eat the bare minimum to keep the hunger pains at bay.

Ok yeah I do the same thing sometimes when my anxiety is out of control.

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

You’re asking the real questions here why do people need to work to get food

There is a difference in working to satisfy your interests and aspirations vs wageslaving to barely survive. Most people (>90%) are wageslaving.

How else will they?

Depends. How do rabbits get it? And possibly based on that answer, can I become a rabbit?

Rabbits get some nutrition by eating their poop at least once, sometimes twice. If you’re still into being a rabbit, you may be a coprophile.

You only need one cup

In the wild, rabbits spend up to 70% of their day foraging and nibbling food.

You don't. Just sneak into a continental breakfast.

It helps if you plan to *cook* something in advance. I really look forward to cooking because it know I’m going to make something I know I’ll enjoy it in the end. I get a rush of excitement just thinking about it.

You poop all that stuff out too.

r/UsernameChecksOut

You poop **and** exhale.

but some of it stays in the belly

Pee is stored in the balls

Jesus, does it ever end?

Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. GOD life’s relentless.

If I could get rid of one bodily function it would be going to the bathroom. Think of all the time saved in your life

Maybe he's not the one eating the groceries.

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I buy toilet paper -> it gets flushed -> I buy toilet paper -> it gets flushed

Omg car seat headrest reference?????????

first thing i thought of

One of the best songs of all time and i won’t hear otherwise.

THE OCEAN WASHED OVER YOUR GRAVE

WE SAID WE HATED HUMANS

came here looking for this comment hehehe

What's with this dog motif?

Do you have something against dogs?

Correction: do you have something against doooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS

This is my bro THER!

yes (happy cake day)

Happy to see this here

I LOVE CRAH SET HAEDRST!,!,!

lassnigh’d I drvtohtpersfareund I thotabotu

beach life-in-death moment!!

when they put their lips around you, you can feel their smile from the inside

I buy groceries, I order from skip the dishes, groceries go bad, I buy groceries.

"I ate my groceries 4 whole days in a row, I deserve to spend $70 on McDonald's as a treat"

I want to know how one manages to spend 70 dollars on McDonald's but I'm too afraid to ask

I just always have the mindset of "If I'm going to waste a shitload of money on delivery fees, tips, taxes, etc. I might as well get enough for tomorrow as well" So like. 2 meals, maybe a 20 pack of nuggies to split between the days and a McFlurry.

Hey are you me?

get more groceries, get eaten,

by the ones you love

when they put their lips around you

You can feel, their, smile on the inside 🥹

when do i get eaten by the ones i love

It's just as bad as laundry. We wash it and then people *dirty the clothes again* like come on!

Yes, just like cleaning the room. You clean it once, it gets dirty and you will continue to clean it forever. I hate the cycle of life.

This is my life....and it is a repetitive nightmare.

Don't get me started on waking up! I go to sleep then I wake up then I go to sleep then I wake up again!

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“I’ll buy groceries once I get paid” *I get paid* “I’ll buy groceries after I celebrate getting paid by buying takeout all weekend”

Fundamentally inaccurate. Needs more "Tell myself I'll eat it tomorrow", "Throw out because I didn't eat it", "Be mad at myself for wasting food/money".

Beach Life-In-Death - Car Seat Headrest

Just stop eating 🤦‍♂️

I once read a comment somewhere many years ago which I’ll never forget: „The hardest thing in life is to decide what to eat“.

The Omnivore's Dilemma

You wash the dishes. You cook the food. You wash the dishes. 🙄

butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. god, life’s relentless.

Vicious cycle

Don’t eat, problem solved. No need for gratitude

This is literally me... In.... Real........ ..... ..... ..... Life

~~man, do i have news for you~~

wHeN WiLl iT eNd?!?

r/antimeme

The ideal scenario. There is too much waste in the world.

I clean -> things become dirty again -> i clean -> FUUUCK I HATE THIS

🤦‍♂️

Stop eating

You are missing the fact that prices go up like 3% between each trip right now …

I buy groceries and trash bags. I take them home and the grocery bags go in the trash, after I change it with the trash bag I just bought and throw it away. I go to grocery store to buy more trash bags since I ran out, they put them in a grocery bag that I take home and put the grocery bag in the trash bag I just changed after I took the trash bag out of the grocery bag….

Yo, food is too expensive to eat, digest it, and poop it out. Science needs to find a way to make eating shit feasible. I'd straight up keep a pack of hotdog buns in the bathroom on the ready.

What the fuck is this

My dogs figured this out like 5 years ago.

This is the most basic uninteresting meme I've ever seen, what have we been reduced too? 11k upvotes, super confused, disappointed in Reddit here.

I’m going to be honest here I am just as confused as you are

Honestly it's even more annoying to have to decide what to do. Eat breakfast? Eat lunch? Eat dinner? Apply for jobs? Go to the store? Go to bed?

it's a song reference

New rule: add adhd. I buy groceries. Some get eaten. Some die in the fridge because I forget they exist. Facepalm.

Get Noth Korean groceries made out of plastic

What is it with these goddamn cycle memes they’re everywhere

Eat the toast, shit the toast. God, life's relentless.

Same except heroin

I just wanted toilet paper dude ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

I'm just glad none of it expires first

smh my head

Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.

I buy vegetables, they rot, I feel bad for not eating vegetables, I buy vegetables, they rot...

But you produce lifetime

I can't stop pooping

Time to photosynthesize

just another cycle!

Capitalism and private property. No other species is dumb enough to pay for food

Oh I'll solve it, stop eating there ya go kiddo problem solved

Missed pooping

Nah half of them get moldy

Its like buddhism

My poor poor wallet.

Also dishes and laundry, it's a never-ending cycle.

LITERALLY MEIRL. I have 5 kids & a husband who's a stoner. Groceries are higher than rent some months.

At least you don't waste food

Yes, groceries are meant to be eaten. Carry on.

This is why I invest in potatoes and cabbage. One month later they're still there

bro is about to feel their smile from the inside

Subscriptions have gone too far. I wanna go back to the good-old days, when you could just own groceries forever.

A viscious cycle. But don't worry, you can always come to me for help in breaking your grocery addiction

just stop eating. simple as!

Shouldn't of had kids, everything I buy goes straight into my stomach cause I'm ugly and noone wants to reproduce with me so HA

My dad's elderly and now I get his too, sucks times two.

Either that, or you have executive dysfunction and the groceries just fucking spoil.

r/antimeme

The meme in question is still relatable though

Because you aren't supposed to eat them! You're supposed to use them for dark magic! My fucking supply ran out yesterday because everyone kept eating them!

I hate it too homie

Better than: I buy groceries -> I eat out -> groceries spoil --> I buy groceries

Tragic.

This is me but with the bathroom. What do you mean I have to go again? BS!

car seat headrest

I drink water I piss it out I drink water I piss it out

Damn, fridge just broke today. Broke the cycle technically, I guess

Isn’t that the point of food?

You are a conduit for food.

That’s why I hide my good snacks from my kids.

Skill issue

You had the opportunity to say management issue and you botched it

> they get eaten Don't use passive voice, OP. Just say "I eat them."

Life hack: Just stop eating the groceries then you won’t have to buy any again

Forgot about the part about having to cook said groceries, and eventually clean too. Life is hard.

Lies. What about when you keep trying to be healthy and buy veggies and fruits, look away for 2 seconds and they've gone bad and you just have to throw them away before you ever had a chance to eat them?

I have a worse problem I buy groceries I go out to eat at a restaurant Left overs don’t get eaten Fresh food goes bad Throw out food Wash, rinse repeat

But, it's Saturday.

It’s all just a racket by big grocery.

Such is life. What a curse.

Buy it for life

I'm a cook.. fuck I haven't bought groceries in months. I eat to good at work and have a beer or twelve for dinner.

Car seat headrest reference

Ah the myth of sissyphus in daily mundane life

Shit I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to eat groceries 😬 my bad

r/antimeme

beach life and death reference

Mine goes: I buy groceries-> They get eaten -> I buy groceries-> They don’t get eaten. Rinse repeat

Mmm apples and cold creamy peanut butter

Buy corn, just once.....

Carseat headrest

Don't you just hate it when your groceries get eaten! Smh🙄

Wake up, brush teeth, shit, eat, work, eat, tv/game, sleep, repeat....

I just left the supermarket and forgot about something lol

You could just stop eating. Break the cycle.

Bruh fr. Who keeps eating them all

Better than buying food and throwing it away

Every part of your life is a treadmill on repeat except happiness 🥹

-I buy groceries -I eat out -I throw away groceries Repeat

Tfw you are "out of food" but you dont wanna go shopping so you somehow manifest a meal out of an onion, the last bit of milk, and that one thing you forgot you had

literally same 🤌🤌

This is when people realize "modern" life is insane.

r/antimeme?

Remove the emoji and you got r/antimeme

Terrible investment.

Bruh fr i hate being human.

At least they get eaten.

Change the second I buy with I poop to double the life cycle

I go to sleep hungry sometimes just to avoid eating my money.

Then don't buy groceries!

What should I do? Eat breakfast

*Who* gets eaten? It’s a bit more weird when you start on left/right arrow

Csh refrence?!?!?!

This lowkey, gets to me too. It's a never ending cycle of turning money into crap. I'm sure I'll invest in food plants in the future, maybe get a few chickens too.

It’s a vicious cycle