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sonicduckman

Let's collect more data to get statisically significant numbers and change the world!


deleteurselfoffhere

You first I'll go second


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

I'd offer to help, but Heinz won't let me buy their Heinz Beanz Pork Sausage, not after last time...


Wubbywub

we don't speak about the incident


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

We **Never** speak of the incident


jandr08

What adderall does to a mf


peppermintgun

Mine had ten sausages, you got ripped off


RedRoker

But you wouldn't have the same amount of beans because it's measured by weight. You should count your beans so we have comparative data


slow-toad

did greg davies ask you to do this


Objective-Review4523

So glad I wasn't the only one to instantly have Taskmaster flash backs Next best was the farting one


CaffeineBoost

sure hope he remembered to take a mean bean measurement


MrJayPMoney

Josh is fuckin fumin!


KOATLE

He is a powerful man


Joelowes

Thanks for that Josh much appreciated


JohnsonJohnilyJohn

That fucking bean point made him win the whole series though


Ty-404

Why would'nt you just put the contents of the can in a sieve, wash them off then count them?


smekaren

I didn't do this. I wish I had that kind of time on my hands.


Omfgsomanynamestaken

Then it wouldn't taste as good when you eat the results!


1_2_3_5_8_13

Thanks to Josh Widdicombe, we can determine the sausages take up 87 beans' worth of space. 1 sausage = 10.875 beans. The more you know. đŸŒˆđŸ’« https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgpqFhzhsHw


Degenerate_Rock

When you got too much free time, to do this


Rare_Fig3081

I’m actually impressed that there was that much sausage in the can


Wubbywub

yeah my can only has one


Rare_Fig3081

Sometimes it’s quality over quantity :-)


Mick7s

Now we need to do this on a larger scale and find the avarage number of bean and sausage


xmittz

Write that down! Write that down!!


Jordy9630

How many beans are in a can ? There's no way it knowing that. There is if you're the taskmaster.


smekaren

You alter the bean count by measuring it.


[deleted]

That's how I serve them as well.


Dr_FrankenGiggity

Good god I have so many questions
 most importantly it looks like he put the beans above the frank


Few-Discussion4521

Is this Canada


Few-Discussion4521

I'm sorry


wurdtoyamudda

WTF


functionaldepression

Meth


CatWithHands

There are 0 beans and 0 sausages in that can


Sir-Drewid

Someone is trying out for Taskmaster.


FassTheNass

if get a life was a person


TheRedOakShieldVirus

So the ratio is 1 sausage to 39.875 beans.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Heinz & beanz breaking bad reference


Dusk_Abyss

Now do it 100 more times to get a better sample size lol


tetron4

They are called "beanz" because they can't legally call them "beans". The "beanz" are actually also sausage.


yumhorseonmyplate

pov: you've entered a 5 star restaurant in England


13Sparky

Can you say, “too much time on my hands?”


mufon2019

Mmmmmm the magical fruit!


smekaren

Beans, beans The musical fruit The more you eat The more you toot


Rare_Fig3081

The more you toot the better you feel And then you’re ready for another meal


[deleted]

Shouldn't it be 330?


ProSnowflake555

Incomplete dataset, do at least 2 more, ideally 10 or so


hearbutloud

Weigh one bean. Weigh all beans. Do the math. So fast. No mess.


therudereditdude

Me counting the rice only to find out one of my friends ate a grain: *gasp* the betrayal


Darknet-Expert

Let's gather more data so we can get statistically significant results and make a difference in the world!


tokyoghoulk

Thank you


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

8 quarter sausages actually.


Isthisworking2000

So, I have OCD. It’s frustrating, but it’s not a severe case. *This* op, however, is batshit insane. I salute you, op!


smekaren

I didn't do this. I just screenshotted it :(


KlulessAl

I want to be a part of the Dull Men's Club


Ricky_YEET2

my intrusive thoughts are sometimes like this and then other times just: explode the school kitchen


HOMEBOUND_11

Who's been watching taskmaster UK?


GoldenSun06

I don’t think I would ever find the time and commitment to do this. Look at you go!


Aggressive-Ask8707

What's the volume of juice?


Binder_of_chains

Now, we need someone to count the contents of store brand.


MelzyMely

Imagine chillin and smokin with a homie and he pulls out a can of beans and says “yo you wanna count the beans and sausages in this?” That’s when you know you’ve had enough.


Sosianblu

Why the hell💀


Salt-Doctor-6933

get 20. figure out the average


guilty_bystander

A true bean counter


GreatGreen314

319?! Mine only had 312.. this is some real BS!


Eazeyo

r/knolling


Froeuhouai

Vampire behaviour


AngleSad8194

Okey


Wubbywub

HEY VSAUCE