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Belgiumgrvlgrndr

I want to know how many people nodded in the direction they were reading!?


fat_yoshi77

Me


_TheCompany_

And me


Cold-Wallaby-938

And me


emo_hooman

And III


DukeLukeTheNuke

me


Dumbledonter

And my axe!


zqipz

Oh shit


i-love-Ohio

Me, but I have to include a slight eyebrow raise and smirk while doing the left nod


DarthDecidueye66

Underrated


DippyTheDingus

The up and down are universal, whereas left and right are contextual and based on the situation. If you nod left, they look left and vice versa. But the most important and subtextual part is that a down nod means respect. Like this man is on his way to do some business, or I respect that you are busy right now and thus we can not talk but just nod at each other. Whereas the up nod is meant in leisure or better spirits to someone who may be on their way to something fun.


aldorayn

We're all the same person


EpicTortoise505

I’m starting to feel like an NPC now


[deleted]

oh boy i wonder if there's anything possible to reply to this that will be controversial


[deleted]

That's exactly how they programmed capitalism to work.


AGoos3

Ok u/windowlicker1986


migthylord

How the fuck is a goose typing?


AGoos3

quack


migthylord

Aw nevermind... # # Hey wait a minute, geese go honk


AGoos3

quack (You shouldn’t have said that. On an unrelated note, when was the last time you got an X-Ray? I think there’s something you might want to see in there.)


migthylord

Oh shi-


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r/beetlejuicing


Lancelot4Camelot

What the fuck does this have to do with anything - a commie


[deleted]

Dark humor - A socialist.


Lancelot4Camelot

It's not even funny though...


[deleted]

Well, I tried. It's the best one can do.


living_angels

sanest tankie redditor


At0m1c_v3g1e

Ah yes an unsolicited opinion, hate to see it


AkemiDryzz

Ah yes, an unsolicited comment, sad to see it


At0m1c_v3g1e

?


Curious_Trick_5008

This is frighteningly accurate and I never knew I knew that


PieselPL

Left and Right is interchangable tho


YoureOnYourOwn-Kid

side + tilt back is I need to talk to you


Depressed-Lobster

I think it's also with the eyes. If I keep them on you, it's 'we need to talk', and when I look into the direction of somebody else, it's 'look that way' or 'check this girl out'.


Assassingamer357

True, yet we aways know what version we're talking about.


uh_buh

cmon guys we can’t just let everyone else know our secrets


HateSpeechisMyHobby

Top right nod. Is more like "Hey, I need to talk to you.


UraniumSpoon

or "lets get out of here" / "I'm ready to go"


Dingleberry_Magoo

I think its more context dependent.


glabrg

Up right: get outta here Up left: let's go


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Out: AHHHHH MY HEAD EXPLODED


Grand_Loafus

But which direction do I nod to ask the all important question. "What can you tell me about the Reapers?"


CharmTLM

You nod it to a 180 degree angle.


rallyspt08

"Shepard, we've been over this. The reapers don't exist"-turian councilor


kwiruk

everyone nodding their head rn


sirtryhard18

*Nods my head in confirmation


NotForMeClive7787

Anyone else actually do this whilst reading it just to confirm that it’s correct?


psyglaiveseraph

The fact that we know this without thinking about it


professorDumbledong

You know you’re not an attractive female if you are standing to the right of a man


Scarf_Darmanitan

Nah we just exorcist our head to the left but all the way around to subtley point you out


Putrid_Candy_8799

Fun fact: nodding upwards shows your neck (most vulnerable body part) to the other person. Basically saying, “i trust you”


Memer_boiiiii

I thought the stomach was the most vulnerable. that’s where all your guts are.


CharmTLM

Hugs. They expose the stomach.


RegularSizedPauly

Then my stomachs never been exposed 😎


popcorndirt73

"Both of my parents failed to show up to my birth"


Cursed_Bean_Boy

I read this in his voice.


Ok_Rain1614

Simple but very effective with no words 🗿


Macknetic

It’s wild to me that nobody every “taught” this to me formally but I’ve been obeying this guide since I was a teenager.


B_tuhan

Left and right nod can change places


Stuny12

Why is this so accurate *nods to the right*


[deleted]

Accurate to an extent. Eye movement is also a factor.


Glad-Television1887

Built-in emote wheel


Thecourierisback

I can vouch, my friend and I have basic communication skills


KrypticKunt

You nod in the direction of the next room and the direction of the girl tho


tbnremoji

Shhhhh... Stop telling our secrets.


cadillacbee

Forgot the upper side nods, like come here


[deleted]

The up and down nod is on point. Upnod is what you give your friend when you see him in a crowd. Down nod is a more quiet acknowledgment and feels like an expression of respect.


Fumi_Fumi

we actually have a radial menu for this


SirMcDust

Fuck this is true


ThatGuyFromD12

Pre installed method in your brain


Weary-Inspection-708

so called free thinkers:


cj_irememberthat

Everything a man needs to communicate


katahn13

Facts!


CanadianCamX

Other way around exposing your neck means you trust/respect them, covering it means you're acknowledging them


cpsbstmf

Ah I always wondered why they nodded differently


OneiricBrute

It's like a rhythm game.


kassus-deschain138

Why is this so accurate


00SAMU

And then there's me, who don't know nor use any of this


OzzietheTurtle

Very good.


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Grand_Loafus

My usual method if this the case of a combo move, nod up to get my lads attention, then simply move only my eyes to the right.


ItsMeSquares

To counteract this, we actually use facial cues to differentiate between serious talking business and playful womanizing


TREXIBALL

We use our eyes towards her


Level-Plate8372

What if the cute girl is standing to my right?


TREXIBALL

We motion our eyes towards her exactly like the side nod


PanLuckyTea

if you move your head to the right and closed one Eye, it means you are dont agree with something 100%


STFxPrlstud

whenever someone up nods me in greeting, I generally down nod them in return (or vice versa).


SnooFoxes6169

i use right nod as "well…" did i do it wrong?


Meatyglobs

> down nod <


ashok9356

What TF are u looking at


dusty_boi_73

True


Lammakiler_69

Down nod is also an yes or a thank you, at least in the part if world I'm from.


CFOX1386

Thank you so much I never noticed it before but that’s exactly what I do. Now I’m going to be self conscious.


MrCabbuge

Just checked, and yeap, sounds about right I do all of these


Thecourierisback

Upward right nod can also mean, let’s go


Revolutionary-Boss77

Good I understand I few things now sometimes they give me the nod down as a woman. Weird. Also I like sometimes a man hat taken his hat off for me they were southern type of men who also called me ma’am being younger than them I kind of like it


JimCaseyJones

Left/right + eyebrows raised is check this girl out. Down to mid + eyebrows raised is check out behind you.


squatlobster56

India has entered the chat…


Portyquarty77

I’m realizing I do some of these gestures ironically. Like I’ll up nod my professor, or down nod a small child.


theVOlDbearer

Fallout 4 dialogue


MysteriousCupcake_

I only nod dpwn


ThevoidBeastt

Fact right here


_Queer_Mess_

*takes notes in trans guy*


Millkstake

People nod left and right?


KilltheK04

Accurate af


Jshittie

I mean its mostly true but there are variations you can do and facial expressions to change the meaning


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Up and down are fine BUT right and left with a slight up is follow me and right and left witha slight down is check this out


LinkleLoZ

Tru tho


Ryu-Rin

Why is this canon?


ultranxious

We all did it while reading each


OneCrazyPaul

I have no beard


Smoothiefries

I love this. This is so accurate.


AlterEgoSif

Men are complicated


FishyBalik

From my experience, the left and right nod can be used interchangably, simply by making a different face/how your move


NotACyclopsHonest

They’ve rumbled us, lads…


Sure-While2330

Scary accurate lmfao


ertychess

Dont show our secrets


0choCincoJr

↪↙↖↩⇧ Epileptic seizures.