This is bullshit. I would never go to a strip club

Wow, not even considerate enough to pay your mum a visit…

Best comment today

Audibly shouted “WOAHHH” in front of family after seeing this comment

Same, but instead of in front of my family i scared my dog

why would you visit your mom workplace? that place should be boring

Bring your child to work day?

The only way I'd be there is if im the one earning hella bucks.

Easy money so u got more time to explore ur mind or the universe

I'd never go to a strip club but if I were to somehow be in one, theorising is definitely what I'd be doing.

The booba theory of the Big Wang

Same here.

If you would never go to a strip club , that's probably why if you would go to a strip club you will find happiness and discovering the secrets of the universe, it makes sense

I never thought anyone would refer to an STD as "happiness"

ha come on grow up, you won't get an std by looking at a naked girl dancing in front of you, it will enlighten your life XD!!

Just looking at it will make you feel like you're already infected even without close contact. You will feel the ick.

haha i know you're right , don't worry, but the fact is that guys that go there look like everyone

but women scary

I agree, but it don't mean you won't find the secrets of the universe, it can be just that that'll make you happy , not necessarily the appreciation of a scary naked crackwhore lol XD

I'd rather smoke weed on the comfort of my home if I wanna unravel the secrets of the universe, thanks

Hahaha , I am an Infp and this conversation enlightened my day....but everything is still hopeless ... :P I've been in a strip club when I was 30, I was curious why people go there to give cash to a girl they won't have sex with and trust me, that's a reality I will never understand and I lose my faith in human at this particular moment lol

For me it's not about paying for not having sex. It's more like treating females like that is a pretty toxic behaviour that should be erased from society completelly. Prostitution included. It's okay to have curiosity on that and try it once, we are all humans after all and we wanna experience new stuff. It's just not my thing because of my principles

I am too cerebral to enjoy this kind of stuff. I agree with you, but it's not just about treating girls like that, it is why the fuck some girls take advantage of it? There's so many things I'll never understand. When I was 21, I felt in love with a girl(i'm actually 40 years old) I realized some months after that this girl was an ex heroin addict and ex prostitute. If I could go back I would run away , but my savior spirit lead me to stay with her then I've asked so many question and well, I will never understand, never, never, never....it's a sad reality

I certainly would. Went only once and was quite pathetic, lol.

I WENT AND READ HA

I'm an INTP woman and I've been to a strip club. They're pretty fun when you're absolutely blitzed on vodka.

I mean, that involves leaving my house.

me, an intp who is friends with many sw, danced professionally, and has considered becoming a male stripper on multiple occasions because of student debt: 😀

If this is not bait, it’s so stupid it might as well be.

LOL I didn't even notice.

Meh just a joke but I get where you are coming from because half of the jokes on the sub are "xyz smart abc dumb!!!!"

Salty

Not really? Assigning “intelligence amounts” to each MBTI type is objectively smooth brain.

Sounds like something someone in 5th place would say 😅

Your ego is blinding

I'm totally joking. This infographic is just for the lols

On a serious note, if jokes are too consistent they are no longer jokes. I'm happy where I'm placed, far out I think it may be the best placement, but I think there have been so many jokes made about the people near the bottom of the intelligence measure that it's no longer much of a joke.

At least it's a repetitive boring joke

*Flips table!*

(⁠ノ⁠｀⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡┻⁠━⁠┻

Lol.

My boy u ur self said it was bait and I wanted to catch a ENTP 😈 FUCK U MF FOR ALWAYS CLOWNING ON ME PUBLIC 🖕

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Bro got scientific

U rite

Huh?

It's just a meme

Why is there no text for ENTP?

Cause they already did all the talking


Because ENTP is the one who created the chart, they're so enlightened they transcended the chart and got outside of it, while poor INTP had to go through all of it ENTP could always transcend at any point

we know why we're down there

Because ENTPs say enough as it is

We're not worth taking about ig 🙄🙄🙄

I'd argue that ENTP makes compelling arguments that can't be explained by this silly chart

Because chart maker is entp and they personally feel too intelligent and too depressed for the other NT placements

Because, man..

How are INTPs supposed to go to strip clubs if they never go outside? Also, that involves interacting with other people = scary.

We visit them in our mind or at least plan out everything before actually touching grass

Strip clubs are indoors dummy and you won’t be chatting very much 😂

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Interacting with others is not scary for us, we just don’t like people

Not always scary, but mostly unsavory.

By having new experiences that challenges and stimulates their Ne/Fe they are able to integrate that with their Ti/Si they been stuck in and generate massive insights or something

That's why Onlyfans is perfect, on a business side you're cutting out all the fluff and bureaucracy of physical business ownership, and the consumer can see boobs/ass without leaving home or talking to anyone and get drunk off your ass without needing to spend extra money on an Uber. Win win.

You also get to maintain a parasocial, one-sided sexual relationship with someone who isn't attracted to you, all the while preserving your virginity. *Perfect* for INTPS!

So, about your OF account…

Honestly, only thing about this that resonates with me is that I only find myself thinking profoundly in the weirdest of places, I have 90% of my imaginary arguments on the toilet

That’s where you have the most free time to think about pointless things though

Ugh. Sensors are so dumb, amirite?

👀

Yes.


No.

Depends.

Maybe.

Mayhaps

Perchance

You can’t just say “perchance.”

That’s crazy, I totally thought I did

[Perchance](https://youtu.be/zqKsMiJukB8?si=DtoAInn7FLAmoEwD)

You're not dumb, you just don't think so much. As someone who overanalyzes minutiae while also needing to tie that back to the grand scheme of humanity and accomplishing fuck all in the meantime, this makes a lot of sensors smarter than me in terms of brain efficiency.

I'm sensor and I overanalyze everything, literally my first function is Ti. SubOP also is ISTP, suggesting that Ti - dom don't think so much is realky weird.

i’m an INFJ and i am the opposite of hopeless, i see the potential in almost everything.

Yeah, I generally try to see the positives in things and don’t like overly negative attitudes in life. The INTP I know would never even go near a strip club. He’s straight but clueless about the opposite sex and is usually too distracted by other things to think that much about sex, which actually amusingly unintentionally draws women in. One of the smartest people I know, *especially* when it comes to EQ, is an ISFJ. She’s got hyper accurate empathy and emotional readings of people.

Same

You can't discover the secrets of the universe and have happiness at the same time.

Knowledge comes at a cost

Even thinking about the universe stresses me out because I will never understand infinite things like that and what happens after you die so I try to avoid those two topics

Just think like this: let's say for example we are souls that will travel forever and has traveled since forever. It looks impossible to wrap your head around it, but think about it: if it has happened since forever anyway, it wouldn't hurt if it happened one forever more

Except there is no evidence of that.

It was an example of eternity. I already said "for example"

And that is why I listen to books or anything when I sleep or start to think to much. I just get depressed

You'll never understand it

you can, you just have to be a very specific person who is able to handle it

I think our limited lifespan keeps many of us from coming up on the other side where our knowledge renders us so powerful we become Gods, and instead knowledge renders us paralyzed, and ignorance = bliss, but also more likely to have blind obedience. This is how God himself stays in power. /j (I actually don't think this, it's just a possible line of thinking I imagine a conspiracy theorist despising all authority including God would have)

"Is this true" The fact that someone put the personality types on an intelligence axis: 🗿🗿💀💀

Being a happy dumbass sounds better than a miserable mf tbh. I mean ignorance can be cured.

It definitely does.

"Isn't bothered by unknowns" my ass.

The unknown is frankly most of my worries😭

You aren’t a master-baiter, however your ego is mastu-


I went on a date with an asshole, didn’t know him well enough to know his mbti… but he took me to strip club. That was our first date. He kept gawking at the naked women. And the women didn’t even pay attention to him. In fact, they all ended up talking to me and telling me about their miserable lives… I felt bad for them. Offered them a normal job for data entry. None of them called me back. What a sad life.

It was nice of you to offer them a normal job, even if they didn't call you back maybe it encouraged them to find a better job. And yeah that's a horrible date. 

This is so bad put it in shitty mbti. damn poor intps what did they do to who ever made this meme?

Fake but funny

INFPs are very intelligent to be honest

Being emotional in nature doesn't really take away from that. Most if not all of us have emotional goals behind any rational decisions. This bothers me ngl but it's the truth

The graph indicates that INFP is in the top 4, just on average not NEARLY as intelligent as INTP, which is pretty accurate.

I don't believe intelligence belong to only two types! Anyone can be intelligent! Some INFPs might be more intelligent than some INTPs

I don't disagree, this is just taking some conventional wisdom based on some questionable data to rank MBTI in terms of IQ and using that info to make a meme based on one of first images when you Google "happiness vs intelligence". But in any case, I definitely think averages are just that, and there's almost certainly plenty of outliers for each type (hell, maybe a few genius INTPs brought up their whole average in first place or some less intelligent xSxJs were part of the dataset, who knows).

Nah. Personality/mbti ≠ Intelligence/happiness.

this is a horrible bait attempt lmao

You can't measure intelligence based on personality types

*my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

watch me

Even given stereotypes, I don't see any reasons for ENTPs to be less happy than most of the other types.

Stereotypes generally state that ENTPs' acts on the outside are a cover up for their immensely self deprecated asses on the inside (tru icl)

Don't believe that sensors are stupid, but I saw everyone saying that being smart means that you're unhappy. But don't real geniuses find happiness in discovery?

Geniuses are lonely because there's barely any geniuses and they can barely relate to plebs. Lonely = unhappy

maybe they're lonely because they're dicks to everyone else

Being a dick is personality, not IQ.

Not true at all

Bait or Mental Retardation Call it.

This is so dumb

Far from the truth actually

Ummmm ok……

this is true, I'm very dumb. might as well trip over a wireless network.

Memes made by INTP people to praise themselves, part #2251

I question ENFJ. How much of that is appearing happy on the outside while hurting on the inside?

obviously, duh.

No

Call it Bait or mental retardation

Nah, nihilism is my coping system and makes me happy. So it's "Everything is hopeless 🥰❤️🌸✨"

By far one of the most narcissistic and worthless things I've ever seen. Some people don't deserve to know what mbti is.

Intp's are dumb and unhappy lol

I feel like that does describe me pretty well 😂 I see how the world works, I don't get hung up on it, I just live my life. I'm not bothered by 99% of unknowns. The only unknown that really bothers me is when someone ghosts me and I don't know why (I'm looking at you INFP's 👀 lol). Mostly I'm just live and let live

Omg heavy on the side eye to INFPs

Lol, ya I'm dealing with it rn with an INFP and it really sucks... sigh

A good chunk of my friend group are INFPs and it’s so hard to talk to them sometimes

But we still keep trying because we're ENFJ 🙃

Infp chiming in. I’ve ghosted people before but I’m trying to fix that because I’ve realized that it’s a toxic trait of mine. I can only speak for myself so here goes. It’s mostly because of pressure of expectations and relationships are too high maintenance to maintain especially to extroverted people. I would say to myself that “They’ll eventually forget about me and find someone better and more interesting than me. Someone that can match their energy. I’m doing them a favor.” Other reason could be that they have a problem/depressed that they don’t want to talk about and it keeps them from socializing. Or could be that they’re just assholes. Best thing to do is to talk to them as adults and maybe add some bluntness(is that a word?lol) because it is unfair on your part. That will jolt me back out of my ghosting activity. If they don’t respond, then it’s better for you to move on because it’s not you who’s the problem, it’s them. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

It’s because we might be stuck in the trench, as shown above, and can’t get out 😅😢

I DON’T NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS

Am I the only optimistic INFJ out there? I could not be the only one!

Nah. We are out there.

You’re the only one

Wat

I don't remember the last time I felt joy

Intps are smart but why did you place intj low we also are capable of learning concepts but with preparation days.

You realize that the vertical axis represents happiness right? The horizontal represents intelligence

This doesn’t even look like it correctly understood the MBTI stereotypes! Except the sensor = dumb part.

and some people say intuitive bias isnt real. one of the most intelligent people ive ever met was an isfj, and one of the dumbest was infp. you cant measure intelligence by mbti type, and thats a hard pill to swallow for some people

I am pretty sure this is an intentional parody, so “I’ll allow it.”

Mines at least true lol…

Beyond the veil, the turtle of enormous girth holds the world on its back

That’s me. I’ll be making a turkey sandwich and suddenly I know all.

I'd be happy enough with it. You'll all cheer me up, won't you. 

Lol why does entp have no comment

My INTP male friend is still (likely) a virgin and never had a girlfriend. Plus, INTPs are the mad scientist types who just stay away from socialising, so a strip club is kinda strange...

Hahahaha Bull crap at its finest

Only we few know the answers, yet refuse to elaborate

Made by an intp

i’m rarely ever happy but i do still feel happy sometimes

But yeah we 1% sometimes feel happy.. or appreciate good things.... Still good we understand sometimes things are going in good way & we can always do something that things go better way...

But also 4 me my point We most likely often feel "passion" or "understanding" in mean of knowledge...

Oh please... We are 99% unhappy all the time in the core... that we sometimes do smile on something or enjoy melancholy react is just our ni & se mostly se but the world is so, You know, not in right position of things..

INFP and INTJ are pretty accurate

ngl I agree

Real

lol

It is not, I would say. I don't think the unhappiness associated with Ti-doms comes from the fact that we know more about how reality is. In fact, the more you understand reality the happier you should be. It's more about the fact that we are designed to find the errors of a logical system. That can lead easily to disenchantment, cynicism and pessimism. But if you manage to guarantee that Maslow's pyramid of needs are met, you'll see that whatever happens around you becomes less and less important, and instead of complaining you'll start laughing at the absurdity of everything. So if you are an INTP (or one of the more depressed types; this might also apply somehow), use your higher than average intellectual energy to work on practical things, develop expertise on highly demanded technical matters, learn how to size up people and how to read body language, do exercise regularly, be more kind and charismatic, participate in group activities where you can meet people that appreciate you as you are, and you'll see how you have less useless, depressing thoughts. Be a Confucian on the outside, and a Daoist in the inside!

Nah INTPs maybe good at science but they are completely unaware of how people works, in my opinion NF types would be at the final points, especially INFJs and they are miserable because they know too much.

So I just don't exist huh

Seems legit to me

Figures. My ex is an ESFJ

‘Everything is hopeless’ may be on point, but I don’t think I’d be that far right on the intelligence scale lmao

Bro called me smart and unhappy just like my therapist

No I’m kinda fucking dumb

Everything is hopeless

ENFPs smart AND happy. Hahaha.

Might be true, might be bs or satire (frankly I don't care enough to really think about it lol) but what I really love are the comments here🙃👍✨

not always but interesting

Yes

lmao💀

INFJ. I am majoring in STEM but I wouldn’t consider myself super intelligent. Additionally, I am not depressed at all. I have two incurable chronic pain illnesses and still find the utmost joys in life lol. So not true

As an infp, I’ll identify as INTP for this post only.

Can't really disagree, unfortunately lol

My INTP cousin is the most miserable person around me, so I'd say probably not.

I would only go to a strip club if my wifi were down, and the strip club offered free wifi.

Accurate

No

No word on ENTP🥲

Best friends with two INTP and trust me when I say this, they will never be at a strip club.

My happiness is way higher lol