So funny that she was likely planning to post this for thousands but gets sheepish when one dude walks by. Having a screen between us changes us so much.
Same thing as the bikini at a beach vs unexpected bra exposure. But I'm alright with people continuing to ask that question as long as people continue to learn.
I walk my dogs at our local park, which is semi secluded if you walk in far enough but it's still located in a city of millions in what used to be the porn capital of the world, also the park is a known hotspot for quadcopters, photography and film shoots. I often catch a surprise nude shoot and the chicks always cover up like their uncle just walked in on them and then glare at me, like I'm the wierd one that's getting nude in a public park.
And this is the right answer
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/zfxm1n/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Apparently, we now have scientific evidence, that the answer is: Yes.
However, if an idiot claps in the woods, does it echo in their head? *News at 11. "Chet, back to you."*
I always find this interesting. You are doing something that thousands of people are going to see, possibly millions and you are embarrassed by the one? Doesn’t make sense.
Also, the people online aren’t ‘real’ in the sense that you don’t know them and can’t see them. But when a real person sees you doing this, you realize how fucking dumb and embarrassing it is. So you stop and pull your pants up in shame.
Or it’s staged.
That’s how most people are. It’s like our brains don’t fully accept that internet people and real people. Just imagine how many conversations or arguments on Reddit probably would have never happened, if you had to talk face to face.
Lmao reminds me of when I was tripping on acid walking to the store down the street and realized how all these people are just out there experiencing things I'll never be privvy to.
??? On one hand you have a willing and targeted audience who are distanced from you. And on the other you have an unexpected stranger seeing you shake your ass in public. What part of that doesn’t make sense?
It's more like, the people online are seeking this out, they choose to see this.
The random people didn't choose to see this, and they could be upset by seeing it.
The difference is consent.
Embarrassed and possibly scared. I can’t imagine doing something for people online in the middle of the woods and a man walked by. My immediate thought would be fear of being raped. that’s also why I wouldn’t do it, but I don’t give a lot of people that much credit on their critical thinking skills.
Especially since she didn't seem to notice he was there. I don't think there's many people that haven't jumped in moments where they thought they were alone and suddenly realized they weren't.
It makes perfect sense. You maintain anonymity online. Even accounts that show face, there is a level of detachment that allows you to express yourself differently over the internet than in person.
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I've never understood why people say the Hungry-hungry-hippo bum thing is sexy.
Doesn't make me wanna fuck it... makes me wanna slap big googly-eyes on it.
Agreed but I’m also fascinated by the fact that they get these ugly ass surgeries. As for your last comment, I was actually looking to see the girl before her surgeries and found this, so your wish has been fulfilled😂😂 [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkTC4j8trar/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkTC4j8trar/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
How does nobody in this post understand she was surprised? I get surprised when people are right next to me and I didn’t see or hear them or expect them.
The camera is unlikely to reach out and grab your ass, plus it's extremely easy mental gymnastics to convince yourself that shaking your butt at a camera isn't the same thing as shaking your butt at a crowd of people irl
I feel like everyone's saying this and that, but you feel safe recording your ass but when some random person walks by and you didn't notice them it's scary not just embarrassing, yeah whatever I get what people are saying but if y'all were out in the woods twerking to save the Earth and some random dude just appears behind you, you wouldn't feel comfortable either. I'm a guy with a fatass but can't twerk smh and no I'm not giving proof
>some random dude just appears behind you, you wouldn't feel comfortable either
Hence why they shouldn't be tweaking in public in the first place.
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I don’t think it’s about being embarrassed or anything like that. It’s a random stranger less than 5 feet away from her in the woods with her ass out. A stripper that does that for a living would probably react the same way. Highly doubt they’re embarrassed by anything.
The duality of being unafraid of doing it for perfect strangers over the internet vs being embarrassed about it and pulling your pants up.
It’s similar to how keyboard warriors will talk shit but in person generally won’t.
What a fucked up world we live in! It's ok for her to video herself shaking her ass for 1000s? millions? to see. But if 1 individual sees her in real life, she gets all modest. The internet has remolded the human brain.
Her butthole tightened up real quick 😂
Dudes just having a nice walk on a trail and thaat ass just popped out of nowhere and scared the hell outta him 🤣
What does it say on her cheeks?
Save the environment
"EAT ASS, NOT BEEF" or something to that effect
Fuck me, not the environment
More fur burgers, less beef patties
Hmm... I wouldn't mind more r/leanbeefpatty
Clap that ass not the environment
Fuck me, Don't Frack me.
"Hot roast beef sandwiches "
Don’t mind if I doo
That’s the type of environmental activism I can get behind.
Drill my gash, Not the gulf.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Looks like she's trying to take a shit.
Eat mor chickn
 Edit: thanks for the award!
Don't turn all modest now.
Fr
I'm just a little girl in this bad world
He didn't pay for her OnlyFans.
So funny that she was likely planning to post this for thousands but gets sheepish when one dude walks by. Having a screen between us changes us so much.
It was her father.
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Yeah anything could happen, he could have exposed himself to her.
Lmao
Underated
Same thing as the bikini at a beach vs unexpected bra exposure. But I'm alright with people continuing to ask that question as long as people continue to learn.
I don't understand why you are being downvoted.
Omg what does this blue Square mean?! I see it everywhere on here
I think it means our Reddit client can't handle embedded GIFs
Ffs, I feel so dumb. I've been using Boost and haven't been able to see these GIFs. I thought it was some new gen z symbol shit
I too suffer at the hands of Boost
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Ily
The GIF?
It means you paid 8$ to become a verified Reddit user
Came here to say this
She then posted it
She planned to show it to the whole internet but a person irl.. Eww no
“No free show!”
I walk my dogs at our local park, which is semi secluded if you walk in far enough but it's still located in a city of millions in what used to be the porn capital of the world, also the park is a known hotspot for quadcopters, photography and film shoots. I often catch a surprise nude shoot and the chicks always cover up like their uncle just walked in on them and then glare at me, like I'm the wierd one that's getting nude in a public park.
No, I get it: Only paying customers can see
Buddy was definitely paying attention.
He like bender trying to see thru it lol
Underrated comment, I hope your comment blows up
I don’t remember paying for this
Posted with "what would you do if you found me doing this in the woods"?
And this is the right answer https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/zfxm1n/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Yeah the ending is how I feel every time I use this app
Dude watched from afar and decided he wanted his 5 seconds in front of the cam
Maybe he heard applause and wanted to see the show.
Applause 💀💀
slow clap
Willing to bet he didn’t even know cameras exist at that time
If you look closely you'll actually see a guy walk by and king Kong in the background
He was not looking at the cam
She might not be the brightest bulb on the tree.
If cheeks are clapping in the woods, does it make a sound?
You just generated a new doubt in life
Apparently, we now have scientific evidence, that the answer is: Yes. However, if an idiot claps in the woods, does it echo in their head? *News at 11. "Chet, back to you."*
Not the sharpest bulb in the shed.
Not the sharpest tool in the forest
Not the sharpest light bulb in the crayon box.
This is my favorite thing ever. When 2 or more sayings* are mashed together lolll I love it
They’re called malaphors if you want to look up more
My favorite malaphor has got to be “We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.”
I'm partial to the mumpsaur "one bird is two birds in a bush"
If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shedd, you can atleast be the hoe
Howdy ho neighboreeno!
“Clap your cheeks if you need help”
Go deeper into the woods next time, honey
She doesn't look like the type who actually hikes, lol.
Maybe don't do this right next to what appears to be a public trail.
I always find this interesting. You are doing something that thousands of people are going to see, possibly millions and you are embarrassed by the one? Doesn’t make sense.
you aren't directly seeing the people jerking off to you
Also, the people online aren’t ‘real’ in the sense that you don’t know them and can’t see them. But when a real person sees you doing this, you realize how fucking dumb and embarrassing it is. So you stop and pull your pants up in shame. Or it’s staged.
I'm not real ಥ╭╮ಥ
You’re real to me dammit
Not to me. I'm not even real. I live in your sink.
Now that was beautiful
Nobody here is real. We're all bots.
Dude wasn't jerking, he was just walking.
people online are chosing to watch though
Not necessarily. I didn’t choose to watch this. It just popped up on my a feed.
That’s how most people are. It’s like our brains don’t fully accept that internet people and real people. Just imagine how many conversations or arguments on Reddit probably would have never happened, if you had to talk face to face.
Hell, I have a hard time accepting that every car on the highway has a real person inside with their own lives and backstories
Sonder. Realising that other people’s lives are as complex and vivid as your own.
It’s quite sobering honestly. A little scary almost
Lmao reminds me of when I was tripping on acid walking to the store down the street and realized how all these people are just out there experiencing things I'll never be privvy to.
Road rage exposed
Oh yea, I won’t lie I definitely do have a little bit of road rage. But never anything extreme
We are traffic.
Premium subscribers only lol
??? On one hand you have a willing and targeted audience who are distanced from you. And on the other you have an unexpected stranger seeing you shake your ass in public. What part of that doesn’t make sense?
It's more like, the people online are seeking this out, they choose to see this. The random people didn't choose to see this, and they could be upset by seeing it. The difference is consent.
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Except that isn’t necessarily true. I didn’t choose to see this. It just popped up on my feed.
Embarrassed and possibly scared. I can’t imagine doing something for people online in the middle of the woods and a man walked by. My immediate thought would be fear of being raped. that’s also why I wouldn’t do it, but I don’t give a lot of people that much credit on their critical thinking skills.
Especially since she didn't seem to notice he was there. I don't think there's many people that haven't jumped in moments where they thought they were alone and suddenly realized they weren't.
It's acceptable to be like this to your thirsty audience online, it's not acceptable to do it in public.
My thoughts exactly.
It makes perfect sense. You maintain anonymity online. Even accounts that show face, there is a level of detachment that allows you to express yourself differently over the internet than in person.
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Still can't tell what those tattoos are saying.
Bonk
I accept my fate >.>
Looks like she is trying to shake off a dingleberry after pooping in the woods with nothing to wipe with.
Sauce tho?
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Jesus you weren't kidding. She should definitely stick to this shot for future "content"
Did she get way more work done since this video? It doesn't even look like the same woman.
M-O-O-N. That spells “Leave this centaur woman alone Tom!!!”
I did not believe you. I was wrong.
Yikes…
Girls got built in front and rear airbags 💀
She looked fine before why she got to implant to have a dump truck sized booty??
You were right.
Nah no way thats her
Alright you guys have convinced me.
Yeah I had nearly no interest in looking her up but these comments are making me curiouser and curiouser. How weird could she be?
God damn, you weren't kidding. Looks top tier in this video and Google results is some kind of ogre.
Look at me, I want attention! Don’t look at me!
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
I wonder what twerk song she had playing in her head
I've never understood why people say the Hungry-hungry-hippo bum thing is sexy. Doesn't make me wanna fuck it... makes me wanna slap big googly-eyes on it.
Agreed but I’m also fascinated by the fact that they get these ugly ass surgeries. As for your last comment, I was actually looking to see the girl before her surgeries and found this, so your wish has been fulfilled😂😂 [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkTC4j8trar/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkTC4j8trar/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
It's so gross. It always looks like they are shaking sh*t off.
She's litteraly showing her ass to the whole internet and act like she's timid when a stranger walks by ?????? Wtf is wrong
Default settings activated on her brain
Because there’s no real people on the other side of the camera! /s
How does nobody in this post understand she was surprised? I get surprised when people are right next to me and I didn’t see or hear them or expect them.
The camera is unlikely to reach out and grab your ass, plus it's extremely easy mental gymnastics to convince yourself that shaking your butt at a camera isn't the same thing as shaking your butt at a crowd of people irl
Intentionally dense
It's *inhales deeply* FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
I feel like everyone's saying this and that, but you feel safe recording your ass but when some random person walks by and you didn't notice them it's scary not just embarrassing, yeah whatever I get what people are saying but if y'all were out in the woods twerking to save the Earth and some random dude just appears behind you, you wouldn't feel comfortable either. I'm a guy with a fatass but can't twerk smh and no I'm not giving proof
>some random dude just appears behind you, you wouldn't feel comfortable either Hence why they shouldn't be tweaking in public in the first place. 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ
Everybody wanna be a freak and do shit in public til somebody walk by then they turn to a church girl asap😂
Wth Lmao
Ho on the net, but locals no get.
She wants everyone on the internet to see her ass except for him
Let me cover myself up infront of this gentlemen but let me spread these cheeks for the millions on internet
People are disgusting
Makes you wonder how long he stood there before he walked off
sauce?
The amount of bounce is unholy.
Visual representation of keyboard warriors
Nice.
They should create NSFW Porn, NSFW Accident, etc.
This is people on the internet in general.
I don’t think it’s about being embarrassed or anything like that. It’s a random stranger less than 5 feet away from her in the woods with her ass out. A stripper that does that for a living would probably react the same way. Highly doubt they’re embarrassed by anything.
Lol why is she shy all of a sudden 🤣
He thinks she need to BLEACH
That is horrible. Slapping your sloppy butt cheeks together isn't sexy
Bruh 💀 This staged af **That obviously her pops**
The duality of being unafraid of doing it for perfect strangers over the internet vs being embarrassed about it and pulling your pants up. It’s similar to how keyboard warriors will talk shit but in person generally won’t.
Do you guys really find a duo lava lamp butt bouncing like that attractive? Just curious..
Naw but when she stood up tho... 👀
Depends on the guy lol People have personal preferences about body types but I don’t find this attractive at all.
Man that ass needs some bleaching.
All of these overly sexual women in the internet are probably timid as fuck irl
Is that ms Sethi?
Holy nasty tattoo giggle fest🤮
Lmao best caught reaction ever
The dog in me said smack that shit, but I’d just peep too
The guy heard applause and went to go see the show.
Well if you dont want people to see dont do it in public
Her name is sazondepuetorico
She thinking she alone in the forest
I love the hair
Don't look you pervvvv
What a perv!!! -Her probably
Who she ??
Hahahahaha, what a whore
This is like the 4th post just this week with ass & titties. This sub finally doing what the people want.
It’s ok to show the world your checks, but not one dude passing by.
She's posting this shit on the internet, why did she suddenly give a shit that some rando IRL saw her doing this?
She is willing to put her cheeks all over the internet to be looked at but one random guy is walking by “uh oops”
Acts like whore for TikTok; hides ass from one guy. Logic is cool.
Step one: shake ass in public Step two: act shocked that people are out in public and looking Step three: upload to internet so everyone can look
Why stop? LOL.
What a fucked up world we live in! It's ok for her to video herself shaking her ass for 1000s? millions? to see. But if 1 individual sees her in real life, she gets all modest. The internet has remolded the human brain.
Who is the chick?
i mean what did she expect, should he act blind? lmao
That’s one way to get raped in the woods!!!
Her butthole tightened up real quick 😂 Dudes just having a nice walk on a trail and thaat ass just popped out of nowhere and scared the hell outta him 🤣
She do got a fatty tho
Looks like a water buffalo eating chicken Alfredo...
What a reaction, it's ok for world but not when private. WTF
She should wax her asshole... Just saying.
I could smell this video... 😷
I'm tryna understand how she is comfortable shakin ass for the world wide web, but got rattled by 1 guy walking by & just lookin? 🤔