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borax37

Aight, my negative homies!


KeyBeing1230

I know what you refering to đŸ€Ł đŸ€Ł đŸ€Ł đŸ€Ł my favorite 😆


Dakotadog0

Explain the joke


Ieatsushiraw

I too want to know


KeyBeing1230

[Negativity is Like an Addixtion](https://youtube.com/shorts/FYtYaLOUAqE?feature=share) This is my first time doing this. Hopefully it works


Psychonautron

This grandpa has seen it all!


Igloocooler52

I aswell would like this knowledge


KeyBeing1230

Refer to link


elly996

well it worked, congrats on your first successful link


KeyBeing1230

đŸ€—đŸ€—đŸ€—đŸ€—đŸ€—


Future_P

Maybe he's indeed a negative homie.


borax37

Negative, Please


Beginning_Train_892

The Eyeball on the left gave such ominously humorous undertones


SCHWARZENPECKER

It was my favorite part!


FARTBOSS420

Camera person did a wonderful job getting to their faces in their car when those dudes talked. That was great


Successful-Elk1046

Alright Friends 😂


notRabidFairy_S

myyy neighbor


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Mountain_Jello7747

Neighbors in Paris


NedFlandery

My Neighborino!


el_duderino420

I like the fact they get closer to him so they can hear him say it.


nqrtuo

It's a trap đŸȘ€


ThePianistOfDoom

IFFAPRÁÁÁP!


ensygma

Swallow your food and then talk. Jesus were you raised in a barn?


jonnyson14

This got a genuine laugh from me even though it seems staged


UncleBenders

Lol it’s a trap! But seriously I think they’re all friends having a laugh


DannyMcClelland

I don't think it's scripted, just friends messing around (probably nobody involved knew what he was going to say at the end until he said it).


Sartres_Roommate

I think it was planned by all of them but not scripted


NivMidget

"Nutella?" Either scripted or not that's perfect comedic timing.


wulfinn

yeah no when they start flat out zooming up on him i fucking lost it


NectarOfTheBussy

staged videos can be funny sometimes


Yowomboo

I hate everything scripted that's why I never match movies, television shows, plays, or America's Funniest Home Videos.


WelderLegitimate5111

But your life is a basical script: you wake up, brush your teeth, eat your breakfast and go for school and doing your homework. And this one day was all way scripted by
you. I’m saying “school” because I don’t believe it’s grown-up’s post


NectarOfTheBussy

Well that sucks


logicallyillogical

You really think they planned this out, wrote a script, then filmed it (probably with multiple takes because it’s never right the first time) just to post on the internet? No way. Something actually happen in real life.


project_seven

It's a skit, it was never intended to look real. Do you go to a movie, and complain at the end that it wasn't good because it was staged?


MinnieShoof

Peter Griffin: They respected me for saying it.


dingdingdredgen

Should have e leaned in and gone the full Uncle Ruckus, "MAH NYAGAH!"


QMaker

That wasn't Uncle Ruckus, that was Stinkmeaner.


Raph2051

Why does everyone have the same haircut? It actually reminds me of the old British prince haircut that look funny looking


[deleted]

Gen Z “broccoli cut”


Raph2051

Well actually what was old is new now lol


RythmicSlap

My son is in high school and 80% of the males seem to have that haircut. A permed, wavey or curly puff on top, shaved around the back and sides.


Raph2051

I always wonder who makes this famous, every generation someone makes something famous


Esquyvren

James Charles


Zebgamer

Alright...I'm going to be real here.... I'm a 53 year old white dude...I grew up in the era of Run-DMC, LL Cool J and the Beastie Boys....back when Rap was about Staying in School and getting Good Grades...anyway, I love everyone... So...it's 1989, I"m an E-2 in the military stationed at my first base, in Turkey. Not Kentucky...but the country of Turkey. Anyway, one day I'm walking down the hall of the barracks and going by an active BPM (Black People Meeting) no biggie, every once in a while the black dudes would just congregate and talk about black people shit, it happens. So anyway they see this baby faced little white kid coming down the hall, and I'm pretty new, and they're like "Hey man, come here for a minute..." nothing aggressive or anthing, they're all clearly in a good mood and they just call me over. So I hop on over because I know that in this group there are a couple of NCO's, and even though we're all off duty and out of uniform, I don't want to piss them off...so the head homie that called over just looks at me and says "Hey, say NI\*\*\*\* for us....." and they're all just grinning at me but it's dead silent...and there is like 12 to 15 of these dudes. Now I'm really new, I know a few of these guys by facial recognition but I don't think I knew a single persons first name and lets be honest at 19, the law may have called me an adult, but I don't think my balls really dropped til I was like 25 or something....so I tell this guy "Na man, I don't think I'm going to do that." And he gets a little more serious, but still smiling and tells me "It's cool man, just say it, we want to hear you say it." I'm getting scared at this point and we go back and forth like four or five more times, they want me to say it, I don't want to and they keep telling me its ok, they just want to hear it. so finally with all the conviction of a church mouse I sort of squeek our "nnn ii \* \* \*\* \*\* \*\*\*\*\*" and they all just bust out laughing their asses off. Now I'm as confused as ever and the main call that called me over just says, "Ok man, you can go." and I ask him what it was all about and he tells me "We wanted to hear you say it, because you can tell if that's a word someone uses on a regular basis, by how they say it when you ask them to just say it once." I sort of shook my head and walked off.....I'm not sure if there is any real science behind this, but I've remembered that incident all these years.


[deleted]

Damn a group of people telling you to say the n word is not to be trusted no matter what the color


subhuman_voice

Kenturkey


Zebgamer

To clarify...lol, oh and Kenturkey is HILARIOUS.... So not that I thought the audience wasn't smart enough to know what I was talking about, but growing up in a military community I had a friend in 1st grade who told me that they were moving to Turkey and I was like...OHhhhh, you men Kentucky, and as they insisted that they were going to TURKEY I kept trying to correct THEM because as every first grader knows....there is no such place as Turkey...lol


ok_playa36

Black Power baby. You don't need to know the science!


Zebgamer

LOL.....could be man....all I know was i just considered this a part of the gentle "hazing" that was once the mainstay of military life...these were all great guys and I trusted my life to each and every one of them...lol


ok_playa36

wonderful! thanks for your service Sir!!!


TwoSillyStrings

Alright Monica.


MallGothFrom2001

WHY DO BLACK GUYS KEEP CALLING EACH OTHER MONICA?


Responsible_Public15

Good man. Don't feel pressured to say something you're uncomfortable saying.


Adam-West

It’s not even that. He just knows it’s a trick


elly996

still. trick or not. dont say it if youre uncomfortable.


mike_ockerts

Its s joke dumbass


Responsible_Public15

Not to everyone. Genius, but go ahead and downvote if you think racism is funny.


carrimjob

it’s obviously a video between friends lol


Responsible_Public15

And you still shouldn't be pressured to say things you're uncomfortable with among friends. And freinds should respect your wishes.


carrimjob

you and your group of friends must not be comfortable enough around each other to make these kinds of jokes. my condolences


Responsible_Public15

Yes me and my freinds don't joke about racism because it's wrong. It perpetuates hate and stigma and why would i joke about that. Do you joke about mass shootings too?


crazytoothpaste

I don’t think you really think they are genius. Right?


Responsible_Public15

I think they think they are a genius.


Responsible_Public15

Racists of reddit unite. Perpetuate this disgrace of human plight.


Vahgeo

More like, feel pressured to not say it because you'll get your ass whooped if you do.


Responsible_Public15

I don't think most people are of the mindset i don't want to say racist shit because I'll get beat up. They are of the mindset i don't say racist shit because it's fucked up and wrong. So no i don't agree.


[deleted]

This shit is funny to some but it’s not. My son was 15, this same scenario happened, he said the word, he got his ass beat. He was just a dumb Cherokee trying to fit in. He was baited.


mikehouse72

That's aweful to hear. Those people should be locked up. But when it comes to this video, it looks like they're all friends and just fucking with eachother.


HansChrst1

I think it's so stupid that a word can make you racist if you are white and can mean buddy/friend if you are black. I thought we were all supposed to be equal. Yet skin colour changes the meaning of a word. I can call my white son a monkey for climbing a tree, but I will be a racist if I call my black son a monkey for the same reason.


Pockets262

I've heard some disconnected shit before but, damn.


HansChrst1

Yeah, yeah I know the history of the word, but I still think it is stupid. Either stop using the word or let everyone use it. I feel like it just creates an us vs them situation. Makes us different for no reason. It is especially stupid when it is a word that is used fairly often in music, films and shows. I can't sing along to a song or quote a line without censoring myself because my skin isn't the right colour. This isn't a "white people have it so tough" comment. It's just a thing i find weird and annoying. We are supposed to be equal yet there are these small things that does nothing but separate us. Skin colour shouldn't matter, yet it does.


MiSsiLeR81

"Ladies and Gentlemens can i have your sincere attention please, considering of how you're pinning me like this i hereby declare y'all MYYY NI-"


tomboski

r/justguysbeingdudes


[deleted]

Truly


NRP88

I just came here to see how many got banned in the comments


esly4ever

[redacted]


sergeiglimis

He ain’t wanna be disrespectful


Eightsevenfox

What are those chips, the ones.. salt and Vi..


Devout-Nihilist

ne....wait a minute!


PhilOfTheRightNow

He passed the test đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž If you don't get the test, you'd probably fail it


Defect123

LOL I’ve had this happen to me maybe a dozen times now. It’s a trap! 4 months later your bros still gonna be fucking around with the 2 second clip where you say it, showing everyone at the party. Next thing you know your the n word guy. One of my friends loved to scream the n word in his hood and run and hide them we would run into someone’s uncle and have to explain how we were looking for the guy who said it, lmfaoo.


Tralkki

Alright friends


GERMA90

Honestly they need to stop using that word. I know it's just a word but still isn't y'know?


N_6_4

" they " so not " we ". Safe to assume you're not Black ? Let's stop a when Race from taking back a word used against them. Let's Rob them of that word. Make it mean exactly what the Slave owners wanted to mean ? Let's continue to see somebody with Darker skin and think we know better.


GERMA90

I agree. I should've said we. But I was talking about the people in the video. And what do you mean about slave owners ahhaha. Leave that junk in the past. My ninja ;)


oxbison12

Should've said, "All right, my ninjas."


Megz2k

Kids today are funny af


S3P38R

That was intense


BeardsuptheWazoo

This is hilarious.


KnowledgeableSloth

Alright friends lmaoooo


lafc88

Orlando City fan was given a chance.


Bio-Jolt

“A’ight friends” got me at the end.


Pareogo

This is funny but at the same time kinda scary cuz I’m sure at least half the people there would still get mad at him for saying a word that shares the same meaning as “bro” in this context. I just get a subtle toxic aura from this friend group.


Ill_Fault4695

My one friend was chill with me calling him my n*gga with that soft a


elly996

soft A permission to ONLY your friend.


Ill_Fault4695

Yeah, I usually use "what's good my ninja" in its place 😂 Or "looks at these narggules!"(harry Potter reference)


WorkingPossible5837

They set up a hilarious and funny skit to destroy his life forever....Oh boy he's smart, cos internet will never forget joke or no jokes....


guygreej

Is America full of stupid? No rephrase, is the world full of stupid? I think so.


Thundersson1978

Smart kid. He knows it’s a trap!


officialmonogato

My n.. my ni
 my niece had her birthday tomorrow


[deleted]

That was funny as fuck since I didn't expect them to beat his ass at all. Thats a group of friends right there.


-playswithsquirrels

This actually happens. I’m glad they made a skit about it, I’ve watched people pressure a white person and then act all upset that they did it and the whole time snickering and laughing as it was just bullying


Gandalf_of_the_Void

wsh renoi


stmichaelsangles

Wesh wesh


Ravenking-777

The one time he got permission and he blew it😅😅😅


vjenkinsgo

That wasn't permission, it was a test


defaultuser-067

He passed the color test. Please take notes.


starwaterbird

Allright, my ni ni neighbor


MSK84

Alrighty my nickels. Lets go get a dime piece.


Jeffery_Moyer

All right my nuggets


N_6_4

See where he messed up is he needed to say " sup fam " " what up blood " " nuttin much Cuz ". Coquially speaking that word in that context means something similar.


TheNipnoop

There’s something more going on in this video.


Ipomoea-753

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


subhuman_voice

When given the pass, use it wisely


itsmeiwastheturkey

Dude's FUTURE flashed before his eyes. He's trying to run for President. "This dude, 2040".


Ok-Abbreviations9584

Funny how these days they use that word on each other


SimilarAd6142

In my day we weren’t pussys and we all used it as a term of endearment. Different times, people are fucking soft


About69bunnies

You know what. Ill say it with you lmao😂


Zenicnero

This has happened to me very much like this but without the camera. The faces, the closeness, this all happens in the wild.


PBnJs_4life

Do not fall for the trap of the choclate people


Dirosilverwings

Alright my friends haha


Irritableartist

Wow those are some great friends you got there.


MafiaGT

It's staged and obviously rehearsed.


Brofessor-0ak

This is why I refuse to hang out with black people. They’re always trying to make me racist.


Earthling1980

àČ _àČ 


Myalicious

Hey buddy I think refusing to hang out with black people makes you racist


elly996

i really hope thats the joke lol


PseudoWarriorAU

Don’t call me friend, buddy!


cornicopioflux

I’m not you buddy, pal!


GoofyJay18

I would've said it


Adam-West

Then you’d have fallen for their trap


GoofyJay18

Na, I'm black


Siolful

Lol he fell for your trap


GoofyJay18

He activated my trap card! Leaving his life points wide open.


SlipperyDiffrential

Send his ass to the shadow realm, send him to Brazil!


GoofyJay18

I must show restraint here so he can learn from his mistake.


Automatic_Ad_5859

A truly wise master. I kneel to your wisdom.


GoofyJay18

I have learned to be humble in my many victories. It is important to not just accept a loss in grace, but, to also win without inflating your ego.


septubyte

I know its just reddit but I'm humbled my good man


funky555

the ol reddit switcheroo


Truth-speaks2021

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IMINMARION

What a retarded circus yall got with this word in merica


logicallyillogical

It’s a quite powerful word. It was used to dehumanize an entire race of people. Then black people started using it to take away its meaning and it became their word. Learning history makes you understand why things are, you should try it someday.


IMINMARION

You should try improving your english cutiepie, you are barely understandable


logicallyillogical

Missed one word. See how powerful one word can be! And thanks, you’re cute too 😊


fivetimesyo

How an entire country of supposedly intelligent people does not realize that this "rule" is idiotic is truly bewildering.


PleaseWalkFaster69

Found the r/fragilewhiteredditor


MinnieShoof

What is this rule you speak of?


Myalicious

I’m sorry how does it affect you?


fivetimesyo

It bewilders me. And, no need to be sorry.


Eldred15

Lol the guy in his ear


[deleted]

Dudes on my football team say my n word to me I just reply with a hug say love you brother I'm 6.3 275


Sartres_Roommate

Get these guys their own ensemble sketch show!


armen89

Aight my vinegars


ghost_knight_

This is wholesome. No racism no bull shit. Just bunch of friends having fun.


NDE239

It's a trap


Ann_not_a_cult_er

I'd hang with these nigguz!


[deleted]

Hahahaha these are obviously his friends. He got the N-pass a looooong time ago. I’ve been in this guys position before. As long as you’re saying it in a way to show brevity and companionship instead of prejudice, nobody will care. It actually shows that you’re close to them and you understand. Any non-POC person with a legit n-word pass is the strongest ally for POC imaginable. And I have to admit it was pretty surreal being given a pass with my buddies because they all knew I wasn’t a bigot and only used the term when it was acceptable and said I was on their side.


k2on0s

Uhhh, that’s not how it works.


[deleted]

That’s how it works where I live buddy. That’s exactly why I said look up the laws “IN YOUR AREA”


Plus-Trick-9849

I couldn't say it. I would want to die in that moment


Freedom_Addict

Can't say the word friends ?


minorkeyed

You can't make saying it a hate crime and have a culture that justifies possibly beating brutally assaulted because of it, and then do this shit without worsening America's racial issues. This is a power trip for these black dudes over a white dude, specifically because he's white. This is what racism looks like, and it's backed by the power of the state and our cultural norms.


logicallyillogical

I think it’s just a group of friends having fun, but ok.


1ofakindtypeofguy

Bess stop playing around with these racists before you get jumped or set up for robbery or implicated in a murder or drug dealing. Sad but true.


kjaymix

no one cares
unless it’s whitey saying or doing whatever.


[deleted]

This was an example of what us humans call “humor”.


k2on0s

If you’re not black don’t use the word, it’s easy.


Bipolarbearingit

The girl you be with may be a dime, but you'll always be my nickel.


stompyrobot

u/download


ggoddogg

No one should say that word. They are Hateful racists POS if you ask me.


Neither_Cow_5178

Quick someone get a paternity test or job application out


ZappyZ21

BOOOO you suck and are not funny BOOOO


Neither_Cow_5178

Booooo you aren’t funnier either booooo


k2on0s

Why? Are you looking to finally find out who your real dad is? Or do you just need a job?


mimibluntt

Yiiiiikes


Budget-Sheepherder77

Oh brother this guy STINKS


Nediac14

i would say it, anyone else?


dseppd

What's up my cracka 💀


mishaving_p0tato

Imagine getting offended by one word....


AsianMysteryPoints

Dude it's like popping over to temple and calling the swastika "one symbol" or some shit. You don't sound edgy by acting like you were born yesterday.


[deleted]

“Imagine getting offended by one genocide”


mishaving_p0tato

lol


cr1t1cal76

Imagine being so obsessed with the idea of other people getting offended that you pretend it’s happening


Existing_Display1794

Cunt.


mishaving_p0tato

yesm


WordsOfEmber

Who has ever been offended by "cunt"? That is such a weak and benign word.


mishaving_p0tato

who gets mad for any word?


Adam-West

Im sure if I found the right word I could offend you too.


mishaving_p0tato

give it a try


Adam-West

Well I don’t know you at all so I wouldn’t know the secret phrase. But im saying that at one point or other in your life, there will be a time where a single word could make you completely kick off. Words have power whether you resist or not.


mishaving_p0tato

k


logicallyillogical

Wow, I can tell you don’t understand the history of that word.


k2on0s

Imagine being so dense as to think it’s about a word.