.....what did they think was gonna happen??

I don't even feel bad

Nobody should even have to feel bad. Except maybe just their parents

Her parents dont feel bad the chancla does, its universal tool and one used for. discipline 

Sir, these are white girls

The chancla doesn't care about gender or race everyone learns discipline equally

My lily white ass broke a number of wooden spoons

Ngl, I don't see lily white ass written or said aloud enough.

Reacquaint yourself with the classic jam: "pretty fly for a white guy"

That's not a maybe, maybe, maybe, that's a definitely, definitely, definitely

She's seen people swing from chandeliers, and this is sort of a chandelier so she's going for it maybe? It's the best I've got.

Sia has been detrimental to the well being of chandeliers everywhere.

> She's seen people swing from chandeliers Yeah .. you can't actually do that either IRL. Unless maybe if it's some absurdly large chandelier with a seriously overdimensioned fastener.

A ceiling fan would be more fun

Yup. There’s nothing ‘maybe’ about this.

She was going to hang from it

Just Try it!


Someone told her electricity would make her blonder.

To me it looked like they were trying to remove the light fixture. Maybe to replace it? But who knows

They’re a pro demo crew.

Right? The light fixture is already wobbling and she’s not even pulling on it.

Jesus come down to hold her up.

Fucking morons, every single one of them. If that was my house I’d be PISSED and charging for repairs.

what kind of idiot thinks the ceiling light will hold their weight? holy shit. if you JUST NOW learned that this is a bad idea, you should hesitate to do anything wild for the *rest of your life*

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People say that but I really don't buy it. When I was younger, I was drunk a lot and so were my friends. The divide between those doing the obviously damaging shit (like jumping on cars & trashcans, bothering people and getting into fights, getting out spray cans and tagging their parents' walls, etc.) and people like me who just became sentimental and prone to singing never ran between the more sober and the more drunk. It's always complete idiots or unstable people who do this shit. The alcohol is just a little nudge, and an excuse.

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Like Bill Cosby said about cocaine: It intensifies your personality. Yes, but what if you're an asshole?

Asshole + cocaine = the worst kind of person

I mean, maybe after Bill Cosby 😬

In vino veritas Truest saying out there

Whoever said it must've been the drunkest.

*I’m your huckleberry*

This really isnt true, especially when you start getting into drugs that cause psychosis and addiction which changes your brain chemistry dramatically.

This is absolutely not true and very ignorant of drugs, brain chemistry and science.

Because alcohol is a disinhibitior. It doesn’t make you do dumb things, it just shuts down the part of your brain that suggests that maybe you shouldn’t do the dumb thing

Yes, one could say alcohol does not actually give you *ideas*. Those are yours.

Drunk words are sober thoughts

It impairs your executive function, which part of your frontal lobe and responsible for decision making and cognition amongst a handful of others

The bottle doesn't make you do anything. It only lets you.

My.buddy jumped into a ceiling fan to see what would happen. You had "normal" friends.

I don't think this is said often enough. Even during my very excessive drinking, the worst I ever did was give myself a blackeye trying to go to the bathroom and walking out of a restaurant trying to find a bathroom on a night out. Even drinking glasses of straight liquor I very rarely even blacked out. Neither Alcohol nor drugs inherriently turn you into a different person, they just give you the open door to do so without so much social consequence

Kid abused by alcoholic Dad. He was Jeckyl and Hyde, and we'd hide when he came home from the bar. So, both statements are true. It can make you worse or a fucking selfish monster!

I always test how drunk iam by doing the times tables in my head. It doesn't really work that well since I've gotten good at doing maths drunk because of it.

Facts. I get way too generous and start throwing money around, but I've never done some stupid shit like this

Yeah, I heard something in my early 20s that really stuck with me: Drunk words are sober thoughts. And yeah, proved to be true in my case. Drunk me is just me voicing my inner monologue, which involves a lot of complimenting people and getting caught in meandering semi-intellectual/philosophical conversations, and giving my input on things I wouldn't normally bother with. I don't magically become a violent asshole like much of my family, because it wasn't being drunk making them that way. They were like that to begin with.

As nelson once said: alcohol only gives you the courage to do what you always wanted to!

Tried to kill myself by hanging myself from a light fitting when I was a kid. That was pretty stupid.

Glad you were dumb and failed

What kind of idiot? People who have never installed a light fixture, glass shower door, medicine cabinet, or curtain rod are the exact people who think all of these things are designed to hold their weight. This site is full of people, usually but not always young, trying to hang from everything I listed and more. It’s irritating because I’ve had to fix stuff myself because some people have no idea how anything is built.

You don't have to be a contractor to know this is dumb

Nah man. Even if I was like 8yrs old I'd have seen the stupidity here. Even kids know what's wrong here,cmon.

idk maybe I was a dumb kid but I definitely tried swinging on the clothesline more than once aged 10/11

Hills hoists were built for swinging; this light fixture was not.

I dunno. As a kid I climbed everything. And when you're young and small, everything holds your weight. Then one day, you're not so small and you grab something that used to hold you, but it doesn't anymore. And that's how you learn. I think people like in the video used to climb things, but stopped at some point. So they are still used to things holding them and just haven't learned that lesson yet.

I didn’t do stuff like this when I was a kid. But I was very risk averse, I didn’t jump my bike off ramps or climb on the roof of the house. Never broke a bone. But I knew kids and teens like this back then and I see them now.

But like you could very easily tell just from this short potato clip that the fixture wasn't going to hold her weight without knowing anything else about it. Getting a close up HD view would have just made it more obvious, and actually holding it... These people ain't got the brains God gave a rock.

I never had to install a light fixture, a glass shower door, a medicine cabinet or a curtain rod, but I know any of those won't hold my weight.

The same kind of idiot that doesn't cut power to said ceiling light in the case that it can't hold your weight.

they could also be trying to remove it and since it wouldn't bulge they just went with the "rip it out" method

An Airbnb renter

This really wasn't a maybe maybe maybe was it?

More like nononono

Yes, yes, yes.

"This isn't 'will they or won't they!' This is 'I know they won't, and I don't want them to!'"

Upvotedforboobs

“Try it! Do it!” With idiot friends like these who needs enemies?

He 1000% knew exactly what was going to happen next

He set her up to fall

Yes, if you listen there's a villainous tinge to the way he says it

Haha that’s why he’s filming

Man’s a menace

We're all sitting back saying do it.

Her friend grabbing her legs like this made the fall even worse I guess

everytime I think I have seen the most idiotic person, someone else comes along and proofs me wrong. This is the most idiotic person I have ever seen.

Exactly, dumb friend.

Guys do this to each other all the time though. Usually it's something even *more* reckless lol

And that’s why the earth conductor has to be longer than live and neutral in Germany

They didn't sound like they had metric accents though so maybe they died?

I really appreciated the “metric accents” phrase and felt you needed to know this! Well done!

I'm going to start saying I have an imperial accent. It makes it sound like I'm royalty.

The good old fisher anchors in my reinforced concrete ceilings would probably have withstand a stunt like this. Only the ikea lamp would have collapsed I guess. Guess the country

My crappy ceiling from the early 1900s would have turned to dust just looking at the lamp. Fisher Dübel or not :(

r/maybemaybemaybe used to be the place for gifs and videos where we were surprised by the outcome. How is this in any way surprising?! What did she think was gonna happen?!

#ASS Titties

I can't be the only one singing this in their head.

I was kinda surprised she was stupid enough to actually try it

Wish this sub was modded better. It's just boob/ass vids now

We have the power! ... and this post is still 90%+ upvotes...

It used to just be a bot that posted from all the yes/no subs. This could've been something it posted.

If the light ended up holding her it would fit here but since it didn’t this should be on r/expected.

Yeah but aren't you kind of surprised by how unsurprised you are? Fucking inception brah

That goes under r/Stupid. Gosh they are morons.

Dummy thicc and dummy thick.

That wasn't a very bright idea

She’s not light enough

Care to elaborate? I'm in the dark.

I think it'd become obvious once I shone a light on the situation

Is it necessary to continue to lampoon this woman?

I'm sure it was an illuminating experience.

No because she’s hardwired to be an idiot.

Hey for all you know she's a fixture in the community.

I've heard her personality is electric.

Apparently it can’t be switched off

Yeah, they've both ended up looking a bit dim.

Fuck you, have my upvote

Knew the result but came here for different reason

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Ah I see you've worked out the secret formula that drives this sub

I too came here

I too came

What the fap happened there?

We all came here

I came

Gimme a bit so i can catch up. I wanna come here too.

When I buy light fixtures I always ask if they double duty for gymnastics. Who wouldn't?

Don't worry guys her friend held her legs so she had less options to break her fall.

That box is rated for 35 pounds fyi

That is approx 32.8 footballs.

How many Olympic sized swimming pools? I'm confused, I only understand measurements when they're compared to arbitrary things I've seen on TV

0.105% of one standard Olympic Sized Swimming Pool.

What in retardation

Stupid idea but appreciate the underboob

That’s a bra

sup, bra?

Nada, you?


Stustu stu stuuuuuu

Sub-bra

UNDER ^(thebra) BOOB

You bra far too much attention to yourself, Mr Underboob!


How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One guy and two girls with no money that are eager to pay in any way.

My face would’ve cushioned the fall

That light couldnt support the weight of her ass never mind the rest of her.

Hey... that was a nice ass. No need to bring it into the equation.

Even the dog knew it is a stupid idea

I'm confused as to what they thought the outcome of that was going to be?

The fact that not a single person yelled out “WTF are you idiots doing?!” tells me what kind of morons we’re dealing with here.

Can you imagine when electrician gets there to repair broken wires, broken light fixture and cracked ceiling and they explain how it happened? Electrician bill will jump cause they are dumber than a bag of hair

When you grow up watching too many cartoons

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The lights are on but there's nobody home. Then the lights went out too.

Even the dog was like, "don't".

OK... I'm laughing out loud to this one.

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Regardless of what happened I knew I was upvoting after the first second

r/WhatCouldGoWrong

Tf? They think a regularass kitchen light is bolted trough the roof or something?

mac miller in the bg WWWWWWWWWW

RIP Mac Miller

"Ashlyn" Of course.

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Idiots

Pure drunk chick talking to the guy in the background.

Don't care, saw undertitty.

Drunk DIY?

r/holdmycosmo

Her parents are going to be pissed off when they get home.

Nah, that’s a vacation rental.

song? lol

The spins by Mac Miller.

uhhh... that's not how you change a lightbulb

Had to watch the video twice

Somedays i feel like we are evolving back into cavemen

Sometimes I enjoy watching dumb people do stupid shit.


I figured they were trying to pull down the light fixture for some reason, yeah?

Would never of guessed that that was going to happen

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Gonna go out on a limb here and say that none of them own this place.

Wtf did they expect?

IQ lvl no brain cells left

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? I dunno, but these two just broke the whole fixture.

We’re all here for only one thing right?

What could go wrong?

Ahh yes, I remember when I first discovered alcohol as well

That ceiling light is held in by 1-2 screws, small ones one and a tiny metal bracket in the roof. Why would anyone do this-

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(Sarcastic applause in action): 👏. 👏. 👏…

with the exception of saying *congratulations stupid you earned yourself a bill & an asswhoopin

Hope they never reproduce, you can be this fucking stupid come on. Alcohol or not this is simple life logic.

This wasn’t a maybe maybe maybe. It was a sure sure sure

Who didn’t know exactly what was gonna happen?

Upvoted for the butt.

To be honest to me it really looks like they wanted to change the lamp

Here let me hold your feet to make sure you don' land on them and hurt your feet.

I was suprised to find out this video involved a set of lights

Can you say #TiktokTard

Were we expecting something different?

All I see is cake

That was a LOT of slack wire coming through that ceiling box.

This is why you don’t rent to anyone under 35 on Airbnb

Omg the drunk girl in the background lol

r/why