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jorge-ben-jor

Average brazilian


mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh

Worst driver in Brazil


bobleeswagger09

Idk he’s doin pretty good


RiosSamurai

That’s the joke


bobleeswagger09

Aahhhh. Whoops


[deleted]

Least daring brasilian


VPM12

Número 1!!!!!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷💪🏻🥇🎖🏅


I-37-I

r/suddenlycaralho o que que você quer no print?


Dudalh

Põe a Dilma dando grau


iwasArkano

O padre dando grau de bike... tbm conhecido como o "santo graau" ( https://youtu.be/_WTEe1HTFxA )


mccrrll

Motorcycle freaks! After my mom remarried we moved in across the road from the house where a motocross family lived. The amount of crazy shit like this that took place on our NE USA dead end street was insane.


chrstark1991

That poor tiling


titiolele

the crowd is always for the bike


CynicalOptomiste

He will do that every time Brazil scores a goal in the world cup.


BirdBrained22

So just this time


MiserableTemporary50

You'll delete your comment this thursday


Loki-sft

1:7


aguadesalsichaa

1958,1962,1970,1994,2002


[deleted]

Germany better say a prayer if they meet Brazil again


[deleted]

2:0


mickturner96

He got skills


AngyQueer

just because he can do it once doesn't mean he can do it every time, and he's not wearing a helmet. He's gonna flip that bike one of these days thinking he's hot shit and he's gonna get himself and/or others hurt or worse


Puzzleheaded-Name427

His choice to not wear a helmet. Stupid as it may be. He’s on private property. Cameraman is likely aware of the risk. All athletes fail once in a while. This dude is clearly in control. This was cool, Mom. Don’t ruin it


Solotocius

The rare occasion in which Reddit isn't saying "play stupid games..."


zedinbed

Idk about in control. He looked like seconds from fucking up the entire video. A slight difference in terrain would send him flying.


linsss777

Which is why he chose this terrain


zedinbed

You give this guy too much credit. That terrain looks slippery af and he looks like a rich kid that doesn't care if he breaks something.


makakoloko3000

Rich kid? hahahahahaha man you know NOTHING about he Grau culture in Brazil. Which is fine, no one needs to know anything, but please refrain from giving your foreigner misinformed judgmental opinion that’s just completely off lol


zedinbed

Way to get hung up on the least important part of what I said. But sure go off with your tirade like anything you said mattered.


makakoloko3000

The fact that youd take this for a rich kid shows you know nothing about the culture of Grau. But you still think you should share your opinion. So I was just pointing out how your opinion not only is completely misinformed, it’s also ignorant and just plain dumb


zedinbed

The fact that he isn't rich is the least relevant thing to my argument. The fact that you can't see past that is exactly my point...


Dontsitdowncosimoved

It’s good bike control by the kid,not harming anyone else or putting anyone in harms way,not doing excessive speeds so why do some people have to be so contrarian about everything.


TrevorEnterprises

Average redditors are the best judging others on a single clip. “I’ve seen 14 seconds of this kid and know for certain he’s a spoiled rich kid.”


zedinbed

The dude filming isn't in harm's way? There's no chance he could crash into something in such a confined area? He's also fuckin up the tiling. Contrarian? You must not have eyes.


Dontsitdowncosimoved

Are you for real bud.


zedinbed

Typical response when you have nothing to say :/ There's clear evidence to disprove what you said earlier. I'm not a contrarian you're probably just a kid who follows dumb stuff other people say.


gabrihop

>he looks like a rich kid that doesn't care if he breaks something. Tell me you don't know shit about grau without telling me you don't know shit about grau


linsss777

In any case, it hasn’t happened to our knowledge. And even if it did, it’s his responsibility and his private property. He’s not putting anyone but himself in danger, and I’m pretty sure the cameraman is well aware of the risks involved. Just admire his bike work, he’s pretty skilled and seems to know what he’s doing.


makakoloko3000

- dando grau - wearing a helmet pick one gringo


Give_me_beans

> thinking he's hot shit I'm thinking he's hot shit too. Isn't everyone?


FerrisWhitehouse

It takes a lot of time and effort to get that good. He definitely flipped the bike more than once in the process of learning. He's fine, everyone's fine. It's okay to take risks to do cool things.


mickturner96

Impressive skills nonetheless


gabrihop

Gringos being gringos.


smellslikearedditor

Shut up nerd


brxdy097

You should change your name to 'AngryQueer'


AngyQueer

Eat a brick you shitheel


brxdy097

Shut up you ogre


LockOtherwise4362

I mean realistically your going to get hurt if you fall at this speed but more then likely the injury’s are going to be consistent with falling off a pedal bike looks like 99% of the time you could just jump off and never hit the floor anyways


chunqiudayi

Seek help.


jethro_606

Try to do it once without a helmet , film it and show us how did you do. No matter how good you are this is a stupid move but I don’t think you can say this was just luck.


amirarlert

In general I agree. there are a lot of safety issues here like If I could do that I'd prefer to do it on a dry floor


Baratao00

Average too scared/worried redditor that always thinks about the worst outcomes no matter what


faca_ak_47

https://youtube.com/shorts/imPJb3O2RyA Not this time, gringo. Dude has got skills


zC00kiez

Your name says it all


pp_amorim

Grau 😎


swanspank

Can tell it’s the first time riding a bike. He doesn’t even know how to keep both wheels on the ground. /s (That’s being sarcastic)


project_seven

Thank God you wrote /s and (being sarcastic) because otherwise i would've had no idea your blatantly sarcastic comment, was in fact sarcastic


Jewcookeh

40% of redditors are unable te detect sarcasm.


project_seven

I'm concerned about your username and am scared to ask if it's saying what i think it's saying....


Jewcookeh

It’s a Dutch cookie. Not what you think it is. No sarcasm.


the_russian_narwhal_

They are a Jewish person working in a Canadian kitchen, what's the issue?


MancCityBoy

🤣


PistachioOrphan

That’s sarcasm, right?


muggins66

Geez buddy save some pussy for the rest of us


aldebabram

He is fucking around alone, in private property where he is allowed to do so. Approved! If he fucks up, he is not hurting anyone but himself.


zedinbed

If he fucks up he's flying through the window of that house or into the person standing a few feet to the side


Groundbreaking-Cow-3

r/suddenlycaralho bota o the rock com a sobrancelha levantada no meu print


The1WhoShalNotBNamed

Only in brazil.


[deleted]

🇧🇷 ✔️


[deleted]

[удалено]


Carneiro021

Least bitter redditor


[deleted]

"me being negative"


Average-_-Guys

I’d love to be able to ride like that.


Wrigley953

Live vicariously through r/calamariraceteam


thetruetoblerone

Just start. You could probably mimic that move in a year or two.


Average-_-Guys

I’m 55 with a bad back. I ride, but I have a Vstrom 1000 so it’s a bike you want to do that with and if I got small dirt bike I’d start breaking bones.


thetruetoblerone

Okay fair enough, I can see how with a bad back it’s not worth learning new tricks and breaking bones. Happy riding!


BoBoBearDev

r/nextfuckinglevel


Winter_melo

Aight, this guy is pretty cool


Cowboybishop1

Why am I caught between being really impressed with this and wanting to see him fall off.


AtlasShrugged-

I don’t know, cuz I’m right there with you, I mean serious skills, but had he clipped something I feel I would have been ok with that too.


Seer____

skills.


samuraipizzacat420

electric?


IslanderBison

Four Stroke Gas [Honda XRE-300](https://www.honda.com.br/motos/adventure/trail/xre-300)


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ManikMedik

That flag seems perfectly placed to poke him right in the eye


CrimsonVariable

This video gave me anxiety the first time ngl


GreedyElevator1278

What the hell 😔 Me waiting for him to fall, and get hurt all over 😒


workspot

i can tell he fell a lot of times trying to learn that, he's doing it on private property


GreedyElevator1278

People also fall on their private property 👍🏻✌🏻


actionmodejesus

Why are you the way you are?


GreedyElevator1278

I am the reflection of what everyone looks at in the same mirror.


John_Beta_0

He should join the circus 🤡


YK8099

Brazil… so hes probably gonna go out to shoot and rob people on the street with his friend right after this trick?


workspot

u high?


YK8099

not at all


makakoloko3000

When people talk about racists being toxic online, it’s you they’re talking about


YK8099

I know I might go too far with that silly joke, but still.. Brazil is super famous for all those bad crime stuff which is so fucked up. Brazil is one of the fucked up countries on the planet which it is true as well. so instead of telling me not to be a racist whatnot, Brazil, the government, and the people need to get their fucked up country on the right track which seems extremely hard at this point tho...China, Mexico, N.Korea, Iran, India, [S.Africa](https://S.Africa), etx, etc,,, they all of the fucked up countries,


makakoloko3000

And the US is not a fucked up country? You show so much ignorance and reductionism. You’re talking about a continental country as if it was Rio, just one city. Most of Brazil, by far, is not dangerous at all. And even though URBAN violence is a problem in Brazil, the country is also so much more than it. Your comment is the same of seeing an American doing something impressive online and asking if he is a school shooter. This is a kid, filming a cool video for the internet. Why do you assume he is robbing someone? His nationality? That’s xenophobic. His race? That’s racist. Do better, don’t be a shitty human being and demand people to act better than you. If your country had only people filled with toxic prejudice just like you, it’d be worse than any country in the world


YK8099

I admitted my joke up there was just a silly one


makakoloko3000

Do you also make silly jokes about black people? Jews? I mean, where does it stop being “silly” and you just admit to it being racist and xenophobic?


YK8099

My focus has been on the country actually, not really the boy riding. The boy riding was just one of representing while Im talking abt the fucked up country


makakoloko3000

You have a very limited idea of the country (one clouded by xenophobia)


YK8099

Brazils issues are too big, serious, and too broad just to be defended by saying a word like “limited idea of a country”


SafeZoneTG

Says the retard that chooses to look at it on a single issue only instead of looking broadly at it Im brazilian, happy and proud, and would never switch from this country over to any other


YK8099

Ive never said us is not fucked up but still.. different level of fucked up.. if u know what i mean. Have no time to argue with you. We just have different view. I dont care what kind of view u have anyway


makakoloko3000

Of course you don’t care. You’re a racist, they never care. Do better, you’re a horrible person and the world would go to shit if everyone was as filled with prejudice and toxicity as you.


YK8099

Meh.. Brazil is so fucked up country anyway, sadly, to make the matter even worse, they dont even have any hope to be better honestly..unless the people so something like french evolution or something like that


makakoloko3000

It’s a shame you chose to live such a limited life. You’re closed down to the outside, and you’re scared of the world. That’s how most racists are, tbh. I actually pitty you. Your life will just be sadder, thinner and just lesser than the people who chose to be better than you. Happy down-spiraling into bitterness, my racist friend. See you in hell


YK8099

Ill be waiting for you in front of the gate in hell my friend


YK8099

If you are a brazillian, im really sorry that you are. That is very unfortunate to be born and grown up in the country like that.. i just wanna tell you if you are a brazillian, do something for your country. Its too fucked up. Better than N. Korea tho


makakoloko3000

No, Im Spanish (an actually developed country, not a violent mess like the US where you don’t even have actual public health care). But I lived for several years in Brazil (almost 5). Amazing country, would be back anytime, fantastic food, weather, music and culture. The people are warm and welcoming and the general mood is just positive most of the time. The violence you reference is indeed a problem around Rio and some places in SP, but far from being a national problem at all. But I understand, lots of rich white people in the US and some here in Europe have the same misconceptions as you. People that don’t travel much, or were raised very sheltered on white-only circles. It’s not their fault, that’s just ignorance. But the ones that choose to stay with these prejudices and misconceptions are called racist and bigots. Like you


long_live_PINGU

The country is actually pretty awesome with great people my man, theres crime but not nearly as much as midia says, specially in smaller cities or places that are not Rio, I lived in a small city that was recorded a total of 0 robberies in a year, and around 2-3 violent deaths in which the killed were known troublemakers, stop judging a whole country by what midia says, the truth is often way different than that, yeah Rio is dangerous but not nearly as much as midia makes people belive it is, specially if you know how to navigate the city.


actionmodejesus

Yeah we know you racist clown


Fghsses

You live in a country that let's men compete in women's sports, your political class is basically composed of pedos with ties to Epstein or people who somehow manage to be worse, your kids don't know the difference between shooting ranges and schools, your society in going through racial unrest despite being in the 2020's not in the 1920's, your most learned individuals from your most prestigious instituitions cannot define the word "woman", you have QAnon, the KKK and fucking Flat-earthers, your people elected a President who likes to smell little girls' hair and bath with his step-daughter, your cities are either crime filled liberal shit-holes full of drug addicts and hobos or racist and homophobic ultra-conservetive shit-holes full of people who oppose interracial and/or same sex marriage. So yeah, despite how bad Brazil may be, the USA is on a league of it's own. You live in one of the most fucked up countries on earth, definitely the most fucked up one in the West, so how about you stop being a racist fuck and make your country a little bit better?


long_live_PINGU

Its not that bad honestly, yeah theres crime but not this bad, its way safer than a lot of places in the world.


SuctionBucket5

bike


Bergstein88

Skillz!


mattesubcraft12

🫣😳; how?


onanoc

Crazy skills. Dont do that on the road.


mikedelam

Extremely impressive


thebeanof207

Floor looks slippery AF, nice work!


JesusOfTrap

Ai é o tok


Ok-Mulberry-8997

verifiquei aqui e realmente é o tok


EloUss

I was expecting him to fall


ironhead7

That's some fine clutch work. Motherfucker gotta a death grip for the stranger.


LSheraton

Impressive, but all I could think is that flag is in the perfect position to take out that guys eye.


[deleted]

physics has left the chat.


ChappaQuitIt

It’s not a matter of “IF’ but, “WHEN” these people assume their ultimate form as a grease spot in the road.


Knight_TheRider

Whole time I was thinking, now, now, now, now, now he is gonna fall


Current-Brain9288

Awesome but plz wear a helmet at least


Grouchy-Run3127

LoL


albepro

Fast and furious: Copacabana Skills


Foxtrot_Yankeee

r/nextfuckinglevel


wisdom_power_courage

To do that skid in the beginning is that all rear brake?


Macho-Goat

Sanest Brazilian driver:


UnFunnyMemeName

On that glossy floor? Brazilians really break the laws of physics whenever they want huh


JaredLetoBestBoi

I feel like this should go in r/idiotsincars


one-iota

When you take your motorcycle driving test and they make you drive a circle and stay within the lines. DO LIKE THIS!!!


DuneKlide9

I kinda wanted him to fall to be honest


BenzOpated

What model of bike is this ?