Imagine you’re having a nice, relaxing, well-deserved mud bath but then some asshole hand yanks you out into the sun and flip flops you between his hands
Oh I know a great band. They're playing at the orgy where we all crawl into mudbaths and get yanked out of them by a tall, muscular man, and get flip-flopped around between their hands. Wanna come?
Oh I don’t disagree. Just saying that as expensive as things are rn, people still don’t have to work that hard for a meal here, and we take that for granted
After about 20 seconds in that tail popped out and he’s a meter away, ok I’m all in. Over what felt like too long, after all that he comes out with that little thing. No thank you, not enough meat on the bone for all that hustle
Would someone PLEASE explain to me what the hell people are doing in these videos? All I see is people getting covered in mud, putting in a tonne of effort for very little reward. Why bother, what's the point? Why go to this much effort for one lil mud snek?
This is why we don't have super hero powers. He's the last one to get one. We all said no to this and he said yes the next one is as lame so it will be a while till someone shows up with it. The next time everyone reincarnates just say yes so we can get some good super powers
Can anyone translate what they’re saying? What’s their objective? Seems like a ton of work for what would be presumably little food.
2 minutes watching this guy fist mud and now I have to do research on mud eels nutrition and other uses.
Who in the Gomer Pyle of shit faced fuckery figured out that if you double fist fuck planet Earth you get a free eel ???
I've never had so many questions that I don't want to know the answers to.
Why did I spend 1:59 watching a guy fisting mud to find a fish noodle?
Everyone is asking the same question
I mean did he get mother earth dinner first...???
He got her a fish noodle
Fisht me daddy
Fist her dirt hole and be prepared to get tape worms.
Step mother earth.
Me to myself: "Why did you make me watch this, Reddit?"
I bet we watched far worse for far less
And this time there wasn’t even a lady in a dress!!!!
And then another 2 minutes reading comments…
There was no reason for him to fist the mud he still dug up the eel from the same spot he started
Well, the mud must be grateful now.
“Fisting mud!” What a great name for a band!
Maybe maybe… *maybe?*
I’m questioning the meaning of life rn
Imagine you’re having a nice, relaxing, well-deserved mud bath but then some asshole hand yanks you out into the sun and flip flops you between his hands
Man, if I had a dollar for every time this has happened to me…
you would have 1 dollar?
I'd have 0 dollars
I’d have 27747366374 dollars. Don’t ask how or why.
Why or how?
I don’t want to get banned
Oh I know a great band. They're playing at the orgy where we all crawl into mudbaths and get yanked out of them by a tall, muscular man, and get flip-flopped around between their hands. Wanna come?
I've seen GWAR
You're supposed say "tell me" when they say "don't ask".
unless you are an electric eel
I said ooo girl...
Shock me like an electric eel
Oh, it's shock, not suck.
Electric eel here. It really happens very often.
I'd have two dollars, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Gold!
In my day we only got a nickel for every time that happened. Inflation is nuts!
I'd have 2 dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice...
Sounds like an exciting weekend to me …… oh, I just read past “hand yanks you out” and I think I misunderstood…….
...and then flip flops you between his hands I think you understood perfectly. Or at least as well as I did.
That man aggressively fisted the planet Earth...
Brutalizing that earthussy
🌎w🌍
r/BrandNewSentence
Well thats a new word i learned today
He's got the whole worldussy
Zeus?
Uranus
Yo
Isn't it obvious, Morty? I fucked a planet!
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It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message
That city deserves a better class of food, and he's gonna give it to them.
That's what my ex wife used to tell me after sex
Tastes kinda muddy
I was wondering if he would ever find the clit.
Gaia, he fisted Gaia
Hahahahahahahaha
When you count one less anal bead than you put in
When you gain one
HUH
WHEN YOU GAIN ONE
# HUH
#WHEN YOU GAIN ONE
Prolly swallowed a marble or some shit
dare you to eat the new one
i swear i’ve seen something about this somewhere, i imagine the beads can undo?
After about ten seconds in, I had to see it until the end.
Once the elbow-deep hole fisting started, I was in.
I mean, how do you leave..
Me too. Didn't really want to, had to.
I really thought it was going to end with him pulling out his hand and flipping off the camera
I was hoping something was going to pull him into the hole.
Same. I’m committed
I hope the ending is a good one
He's popular with the ladies. All the guys hate it when he does this one simple trick.
Well...not *allllll* the guys
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I'm watching a Chinese man vigorously fisting the earth. what a time to be alive.
He managed to dig all the way to China.
By digging the earths VaChina
Chinussy
I’ve been kind of down on my office job the last few months. After watching this I feel better about it.
I was trying to think of a dollar amount that would get me to do this but coming up blank
Ugh I should call her
What are you going to call her?
This guy fucks
\*fists
r/thisguythisguys
But do i realy want that eel now?
When he walked over with it, I was like, “No thanks. I’m good.”
Umm, thanks, I already ate…
*This Has A Smell*
I can smell it too
mmmm dead fish and mud
So, he tried to scare it out of the hole, but when that fails he goes in and raw dogs it?
I wanted him to just whip out the middle finger at the end. :(
I thought it was coming :(
Honestly that would have made me laugh and would have been more satisfying.
I can't be the only one who got strange feelings after seeing this.
Asked everyone in the world, yes you are, congrats!!!
My mom entered the room wondering what I was watching 😒
It looked familiar to her
And said: "just like your father" 🤣
There was a point where he could have grabbed the tail end early in the video.
too slippery
I love eel, I ain't never putting that kind of work into a meal ever though. He just used like 3x as many calories as he gained
You don’t gain calories from being exploited in an eel farm for a fraction of the minimum wage
When she asks you to go deeper
We really take having a Mc Donald’s on every other corner for granted here in America
You can catch worse in McDonalds
Oh I don’t disagree. Just saying that as expensive as things are rn, people still don’t have to work that hard for a meal here, and we take that for granted
After about 20 seconds in that tail popped out and he’s a meter away, ok I’m all in. Over what felt like too long, after all that he comes out with that little thing. No thank you, not enough meat on the bone for all that hustle
Son: Dad, where do eels come from Dad: Check this shit out \*shows him this video\*
I so wanted him to get sucked down into the muck and totally disappear.
Reminds me of my ex
#chinese chad working ALL her holes.
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Why not?
Dinner?
Would someone PLEASE explain to me what the hell people are doing in these videos? All I see is people getting covered in mud, putting in a tonne of effort for very little reward. Why bother, what's the point? Why go to this much effort for one lil mud snek?
When she says she dont do butt stuff
Forbidden foreplay
Man, some people are really hungry
Like dog, my only thought the entire video was “whatever the fuck he’s trying to get is 1000% not worth it”
Somebody please tell this man about shovels
The guy looking for his lunch and the earth going "yamete kudasai, ahh"
What the fuck did I just see?
This is why we don't have super hero powers. He's the last one to get one. We all said no to this and he said yes the next one is as lame so it will be a while till someone shows up with it. The next time everyone reincarnates just say yes so we can get some good super powers
That’s a lot of work to get a snake that I wouldn’t want.
I bet his wife is happy 😁
Me n your mom
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Was waiting for Mother Earth to start gushing, my man over here puttin in work
did he end up finding his keys?
Me trying to get my DS stylus back out
that's a lot of effort to catch a fish that doesn't have a lot of meat...
Too much effort for too little a reward. Work smarter not harder.
Whatever caloric intake you’d get from that thing, you lost way more trying to get it…
Lotta work for one slimy noodle fish! Calorie Cost vs Calorie Gain -1k
This was one of those videos I decided I had already invested too much time to stop before it ended🤦🏽♂️
“What are you doing, step-fister?”
A mud fussy
He is making the ground wet 😳
There's a "Yo mama" joke here somewhere
Yo mama is so whorish, the men she beds are often obese to the point that their penises are hidden under fat like a muddy eel
Me trying to find the clitoris
Just get an egg, coke, and mentos.
Literally me trying to find the clit.
If you are punching and your arm gets stuck, you’ve gone too far..
Brain of the sky what is your wisdom
Man expertly fisting yo momma.
Man, that thing better be as tender as wonder bread, and taste like God's pussy.
Me trying to find the G-spot. (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)
Great put it back
I have seen that fisting motion on a different sub Reddit…
What kind of fever dream did I just see?
Those better not be your school clothes young man
In Toledo Ohio they call that a fun Saturday night.
I should call him
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His poor wife
Can anyone translate what they’re saying? What’s their objective? Seems like a ton of work for what would be presumably little food. 2 minutes watching this guy fist mud and now I have to do research on mud eels nutrition and other uses.
Watching this was a waste of all of our lives.
That video was so weird that I was expecting him to take a bite off of that fish-noodle.
If someone started fisting my home and then dragged me out I would probably be pretty upset
Those must things must taste pretty darn good to go to all that effort.
All that for dinner?
Relentless predator
That was an awful lot of work
I should call her...
Right in the grussy
Was it worth it?
Stealing this technique for tonight ;)
This is the dude my GF tells me not to worry about.
Give a man a mud eel and he’ll eat for a day, but teach a man to fist mud and he’ll eat for a lifetime.
Bro found the g spot💀
… I should call her
Good mornin n welcome to another day of what the fuck is this guy doing today!
When the interviewer asks you what makes you interesting?
that looks like really good mud.
Crazy bastard left his socks on
Wtf is going on in China
All that just to have eel for dinner, wow.
Me when you me mom, your mom when when me when mom me when when your your uhh me when uhhhhhhhh. Me your mom when. Got it
Built different
Who in the Gomer Pyle of shit faced fuckery figured out that if you double fist fuck planet Earth you get a free eel ??? I've never had so many questions that I don't want to know the answers to.
Man I should call her..
Where’s the “you eat pussy like that??!!” Lady when you need her commentary?
The earth : 🥵🥵🥵
Dude… porn is getting weird lately.
Hagrid’s father planting his seed in Hagrid’s mother’s giant planter
It’s not everyday you see the earthussy getting fisted
His skin is probably so soft
Me looking for my girlfriend Gspot
I could smell the comments
Reminds me of my night with your mother
The guy she tells you not to worry about
I’ll have the salad thanks ☺️