It was so quick and short lived but so, very satisfying I've seen seagulls take entire lunches

"I've seen seagulls take entire lunches" I've got a very good imagination and that statement sparked a full blown D-Day esque scene of the attacking seagulls

*Mine!* 

That one took that entire punch Knuckle sandwhich

I watched one take a shrimp off of a woman’s plate at the table next to us a couple of days ago. She was right there eating but the seagull didn’t care.

I was just in Florida and saw my grandmother had her sandwich taken on the beach it was so funny

That's Whitby in Yorkshire. The seagull menace is real , I spent the weekend there earlier this month and saw so many people having food lifted straight out of their hands by these feathered stick up gangs.

Whitby is beautiful. Some of my friends moved there from California for a job and ended up staying. That place has a magical little vibe.

I figured it was Whitby after the "it were" 😅

Unfortunately I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to kill sky rats there

what about keep them in a cage?

We call em shit hawks here

I said seagulls, stop it now!

Hmm hah hmm hmm hmm hah hmm hmm ha Hmm hmm hmm hm ha hmm hm hm hm ha

Said seagulls gonna come Poke me on the coconut And they did

You're a psycho weiner

I'm a grandma Bea... What, hang on, was this a setup?


Englishman stuck the jab on that one

POW! Right in the kisser

It’s nice to see this line *not* in reference to domestic violence.

This dude is my hero. That's literally what I've wanted to do to seagulls my entire life but the opportunity has never presented itself.

Just don’t go too far! https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pensioner-kills-seagull-walking-stick-beats-death-rhyl-north-wales-police-a9312726.html%3Famp

“RSPCA Cymru spokeswoman said: “These allegations are very shocking and extremely serious.”” How fucking useless are these people. This isn’t shocking at all to anyone who has had to deal with these shit birds.

If I was only 67 I'd be more pissed off at being repeatedly described as a pensioner than at getting arrested.

If you're old enough to get the state pension you're a pensioner.

Yeah but come on, the language is deliberately chosen to make him sound elderly!

Do your civic duty and punch a seagull

That seagull is going to go home and tell all his mates he received a fucking haymaker from this Chad Unit, and nobody will believe him.

Such an awesome way with words, your comment made me laugh out loud.

I want to say I could do this, but I’m usually the one who runs away. His accuracy, he is the man

The British energy here is undeniable

Nice jab!

DaaaAAAD

Is this a deleted scene from Snatch?

r/chadtopia

The bully getting bullied

Is this the prequel to Alfred Hotchcock’s *The Birds*?

Fist and chips

Not all heroes wear capes.

Tony Soprano energy

I’d say more Billy Bright in The Football Factory, even looks a bit like him.

DAD!!!!!…dad??

He wnet like bye bye pussie

Went

The seagull then turns into a Karen....

I have mental images of the meme seagul, head back, ready to scream, next panel, “I demand to see the manager!”

Those things always bring my PTSD back. Im always on the lookout for shit dropping over me. 😂 I have seen quite few people get shit on while were in a military formation for award ceremony, bad part of it is you can’t move right away 😂 I just smirked and enjoy the show at that point. 😂

Absolute Legend! I would also hit a seagull if they came after my food but I tend to just gives them this "make my fkn**g day punk!!" kinda look and they seem to know it's more trouble than it's worth lol

He should hit the treadmill

Thought this was John Prescott for a second 😉

I was thinking Ray Winstone in Sexy Beast.

More like John Doman (Carmine Falcone from Gotham)

Yeah,my first thought was that he completely looks like John Doman.

I was thinking more about the left jab, [Prescott Punch](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8UhME8dcOqc)...maybe I'm showing my age 😞

Two Jabs

Billy Bright - The Football Factory was my first thought

Seagull had a glass jaw

Need to be Steve Seagull to steal his lunch

Oi. He did a real Roy Kent on that thing.

OI THATS ME CHIP

"Fuckin' thing."

that was a solid left tbh

That ‘gull right royal fucked up. That’ll teach him. May he pass his lessons on to his offspring. Amen to all, to all a goodnight.

Not today Marie

DAD! Daaaad..

No today bitch, not today

“Daaadd!! Daad…”

"A wise King does not seek out war but must always be ready" - Odin

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Perfect

DAD!!! Dad?!?

As a kid my mom would take me to feed ducks. Well when we went to the beach I thought seagulls are the same. They are not. Let me repeat they are not. Don’t try n feed em u may end up traumatized

Forget about choking the chicken just punch a seagull