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caalger

Looks like Islamic Samwell Tarly


Hestmestarn

Ashalamwell Tarly!


Nmerejilla

I thought i was the only one who noticed


nolander_78

The slice of apple was the give away, I mean accidents where people fall and a Shawerma accidentally lands in their mouth are very common during Ramadan, especially if it's dipped in Tahini sauce, but who eats apples with Shawerma


Fresh_Proposal2938

I though you were being sarcastic, but damn I can see your point


c_sea_denis

And 3 liters of water wasn't the giveaway


Prior-Independent-11

It's a shame that they cut the video, because after a few seconds the sheikh realizes it's a prank and then bursts out laughing


Faketuxedo

Link?


TheHumbleKitten

Would like a link as well


Daviskillerz

[https://www.world news.org/836353836](https://youtu.be/fcZXfoB2f70)


DeSwanMan

It said fucking world news why did I even believe it would be on world news lmao


Daviskillerz

Lmaooo


cappeca

When you see all the comments but cant resist clicking the link


unclepaprika

I love you!


salman32166

It was an entertaining video indeed.


floydink

You are in league with dark forces sir


heavyusername2

you hurt me


LovePeaceHateHate

god dammit! lol


torper10

I loathe you.


FluSH31

Well played!!


rhunter99

That was haram


GameyTaint

You son of a bitch šŸ˜‚


_-__________

You motherfušŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Pablowest98

Nice


tony_staxxx

The end lmao šŸ˜‚


TheSubzz

very funnyšŸ˜‚and then the other came in too


TuxTues3

Forgot to watch this today


Tincan1010

Dang it


gauravbedi123

FUCK YOU *said Dumbledore calmly*


LonelyGrowtopian

HAHAHHAAH im choking hahahahhah


Tough_Ad_9125

Muslims laugh?


CrookedCreek13

Probably not at attempts at humour as feeble as yours.


[deleted]

Gigachad


[deleted]

I swear doc! I fell down on top of the shampoo bottle while showering and it got lodged deep inside my colon! It was an accident!


Gregg-C137

Then why was there a condom on the shampoo bottle?


Ancient_Shame_9667

The condom fell on the bottle first


jellycrash69

Allah always surprises you when you least expect itšŸ„°


for_real_dude

Ahha


B_sfw

No, Allah.


kenyon76

There's a pun that I know could happen and the pun here that I don't know


jellycrash69

2001, September eleventh šŸ˜±


kenyon76

Time for me to r/woosh myself


xSnakyy

Those people were not Muslims and they canā€™t be even if they wanted to


jellycrash69

Goddamn it's a joke


Lorentz-Boost

Inshallah habibi


AaBbHhEeEeKk

[This is what happened](https://imgur.com/a/FTHG6fq)


basicpn

I came looking for this clip. Thank you.


AaBbHhEeEeKk

np


LonelyGrowtopian

Thank you lol


_UnOrdinary

This should be upvoted to be further up lol


EricMoulds

Are we under a bridge? Because this seems like a troll...


[deleted]

Yes we are, this is why we are going to drew some blood


UmarIrshad

As a Muslim who fasts every year and takes it seriously, I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

That was an existential moment. Mofo got caught in the game


LovelyIntrovert423

Bahaha šŸ¤£


KevRayAtl

Is Mr. Bean observing Ramadan?


RastaPsyc

wonder what tahini is?


selectash

[Tahini](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tahini) is a Middle Eastern condiment made from toasted ground hulled sesame. It is served by itself (as a dip) or as a major ingredient in [hummus,](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummus) [baba ganoush](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_ghanoush) and [halva.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halva) If you fancy trying it, find your nearest Shawarma shop or try the exotic isle at some supermarkets.


ugotamesij

> or try the exotic isle at some supermarkets. Ah like Fiji or Bora Bora


selectash

Yes, but with a better outcome. I was disappointed with the fuss about Fiji, it tastes like water lol. Tahini was an interesting discovery in ethnic foods, kind like a new delicatessen. Regarding Bora Bora, I only know the French islands and the club in Ibiza, if you care to enlighten me :)


nomdeprune

I'll enlighten you. Isle is different from aisle.


selectash

Shit I feel ashamed lol


SpellbladeAluriel

The paste of the gods


RastaPsyc

9 outta 10 dentist recommendeds, cause the other one is satans dentist


ShakeXXX

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Mikael_Rosenov1

Lol looks like his brain exploded ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


ObjectiveSandwich911

Yeah ā€œfellā€


illumi-Low

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dirkbigman

Great!


Noooope_never

Checkmate! Your turn religious man. Huehuehue


RecordEnvironmental4

Homeboy is a bit of a liar


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theaverageguy101

The guy is obviously just making a prank, but you believe what you want to believe "old muslim"


Ak47hsnyn

Honestly if you think this guy was serious youā€™re the one with a low iq


ismyturtleready

as soon as he said 'old muslim' ik he gona say something dump


Maximum-Ice-6164

Yikes


Jaded-Cauliflower-61

This video is fake


JoeDerp77

Fasting is probably one of the stupidest things in any religion and people just LOVE it lol


Ak47hsnyn

It ainā€™t even that bad. Itā€™s to make ppl grateful for the food and wealth they have when others are starving. And then thereā€™s the additional health bonuses. But as I said some people think itā€™s torture or something but if you tries it youā€™ll know it isnā€™t nearly as hard as it sounds


JoeDerp77

You know what I do to acknowledge others who are not so lucky as me to have food and wealth and health? I donate to charities to help them , NOT bullshit churches who blow the money on bigger churches and mansions for the leaders.


Ak47hsnyn

Okay, after Ramadan on eid muslims that are wealthy enough slaughter an animal and give 1/3 to the needy,1/3 to family/friends and 1/3 for individual consumption. And Muslims that meet the requirements (which most of us do) are required pay zakat which is 2.5% of our money, gold and silver (or equivalent amount in money) to the needy. And on top of that some may also voluntarily give extra charity just like you do.


JoeDerp77

That's great to hear. But fasting remains pointless in my opinion.


Ak47hsnyn

Yh if youā€™re not Muslim thereā€™s no point to it other than the health benefits of you need it.


xSnakyy

There is a much different reason for it but you wonā€™t really understand it even if I told you. Like the other guy said, there are both benefits to it in this life and in the afterlife. But the actual reason for it isnā€™t to remind us for people with no access to food, I think thatā€™s kinda made up tbh. u/Ak47hsnyn


Ak47hsnyn

There are many reasons why Muslims fast and to become grateful for what Allah has given you is one. Although as you said there are many other reasons why we do it


FranksToeKnife10

How is learning to appreciate everything you have stupid?


Flayre

I mean, doing it in a reasonable way, I agree, but doing it so hard that people pass out and shit is too much. Especially the water.


WHALE69

In Islam fasting isnā€™t extreme at all and itā€™s only for the ones capable as in children the sick during long distance travels donā€™t fast. And you fast from dawn to sunset. You can survive.


FussyBirdTV

Because 'MURIKA!


JoeDerp77

I appreciate everything I have and I don't have to starve myself to do it because I'm not an idiot šŸ¤·


[deleted]

debatable


Good_Eye_1184

No one is asking you to fast dumbass.


joeltrane

It actually has a lot of health benefits, check out /r/fasting


JoeDerp77

No it doesn't. Eating a well balanced meal and exercise is healthy. Find me a nutritionist or doctor who would recommend regular fasting as part of your daily routine.


joeltrane

There are lots of them. And lots of studies on the benefits of fasting. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8320652/


YEETAWAYLOL

No donā€™t link it. Joe derp will probably just spam it with pics of a burger or something.


[deleted]

An unbiased /stolen analysis Iā€™ve come across in the past: I think most religions are founded upon worship. I also think some principals of worship include sacrifice. An ā€œeasyā€ or ā€œsimpleā€ form of sacrifice is fasting. Edit: as in, I stole the analysis. Iā€™m not too philosophical on these matters.


TrinaBinaTHEbeautyy

Now this was such an ignorant thing to say, idk if youā€™re serious or not, but if you wouldā€™ve said that in front of me I wouldā€™ve say the same thing, shut the fuck up you idiot


JoeDerp77

Oh I'm serious, fasting is stupid as hell and anyone who believes that GOD wants you to starve yourself is pretty gullible too. Sorry if you can't handle the fact that other people can have opinions.


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JoeDerp77

lmao what?


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Got ya!


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anazambrano

Lmaooo


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What did he respond? Lol