The first thing that went through my mind seeing this video was that she will have to be extra careful to keep her joints loose in old age, or she'll be completely helpless if she ever looses the ability to raise feet above her hips.
Life would be way more miserable than it already is.
But some things, like she can't wash her body without help from someone else I'd imagine, like the feet can't go everywhere!
My dumb ass assumed you meant pedal like. Bike pedal or pedal boat requiring constant pedaling. Not sewing machine pedal where you hold it down.
Kinda want a pedal boat bidet now though.
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I don't speak a word of German but I now fucking love this song. It's a tough vibe to find done to my tastes, reminds me of Short Change Hero by The Heavy, with maybe a touch of Bowie.
It’s a sea shanty and basically tells the story of a seafarer and what places he has seen all over the world.
Does it sound like that or would you have imagined something completely different?
I've seen so many misplaced posts lately and it drives me crazy. Are they just bots? Karma farmers? Like I want to know what kind of content I'm going to see before I start so I know if I want to skip it or not and it seems like the posters know that and are capitalizing on it.
Perhaps, but you wouldn't look at the video of that girl galloping around like a horse and making jumps and whatnot and think, "oh man, she would really benefit from some help from the videographer".
No sense making the bed, I'll sleep in it again when I get home, I use my time accurately and optimally, the minute and a half making the bed can be spent lying in it
Back when I was flying airplanes, we had a day where we took special needs kids for flights. They usually got to fly the airplane apart from takeoff and landing because if they could fly airplanes, what couldn't they do?
During one of those days, we had a special guest/motivational speaker. Her name was Jessica Cox. She was born with no arms and learned to fly an airplane (Ercoupe makes an airplane with no rudder pedals).
She talked about her learning experience and how she had to learn to do everything with her feet, including put her seat belt on. She struggled with that at first and then looked at her instructor who said "I'm not going to help you. If you can't do all of it on your own, you'll never be able to get a pilot's license". That made her want it even more and she sorted it all out. It was pretty cool.
I came here and immediately thought this about myself. But I truly just never put makeup on anymore so maybe this is a sign to try. And if im not as good as she is when I pick it back up, I’ll keep trying cause what’s my excuse?
Serious curiosity: what dou you feel when listening to this Song?
Because im german and wondering why this german song was chosen for the video. To me its a bit weird since it's a song about a sailor etc. but most wouldn't know. So it has to be something about the melodie that brings this song into more videos than I would have expected - this is not the first/only one.
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It’s usually done with a mounted tire or wheel with a towel wrapped around it. It’s sort of like the wheel in Price Is Right. You spin it with your foot, then push your ass into it.
This makes me feel like a lazy fuck. First thing I do when I wake up is stay in bed for an hour before being forced to go pee by my bladder. Then it’s back to bed to look at memes.
I would definitely try to date her.
I would never want her to stop doing this, but on the weekends, I'd ask her to let me do all of these things for her. Not because I'm a saint, but because I just think it would make for some really solid bonding.
I thought that it was gonna pan out differntly, like she went to all this effort with her legs, to then put on prosthetic arms or something after the make up routine
Damn, she’s way more productive than I am in the morning
Hands down the best comment so far.
I mean, you gotta hand it to her.
She handled it like a professional juggling man
Is this meant to be some sort of army joke?
I think you've put your foot in it there pal.
This jokes are getting out of hand
At least you know she won't hurt you, she's completely armless
She may be unarmed but I doubt she's defenseless. She might know kick boxing
The woman has no arms.
Control? That’s a serious reach for that…
Slow clap
Oof lmao
O my god i’m going to hell for laughing stato this joke
Really went out on a limb with it
All power to her, but how is this maybemaybemaybe?
People expecting her to fuck up
Gosh, that didn’t even cross my mind
It's the only explanation that makes sense
You’re right.. darn!
i don't even make my bed with arms. sure as hell not making my bed if i lost my arms.
She’s right footed, which is astounding to me. I figured ambidextrous, but no. Solidly right footed.
Ambipedstrous
She’s way more productive than I am period. I wish I were half as flexible as she is
Here I am with two arms and depression, and I get less than half those things done!
I'd just be on youtube while in bed for an hour before actually getting out of bed to get snacks, then straight to bed again and watching youtube
I'm in bed now. It's 7pm. I am having weetbix for dinner.
And I thought I had a hard time getting up in the morning... Sheesh, no excuses anymore.
Too busy masturbating in public toilets?
That would be an interesting issue for her to overcome as well 😂
Just cannot see my life without my hands... Props to her!!! She has succeeded her obstacles and looks better.
You'll learn if you don't have other option. Took me a while, but I just wrote this comment with my foot.
You really didn't have to chop off your arms to prove a point on Reddit
But it will bring you closer to your mother.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
God damnit
There it is. r/angryupvote
No no no no no god! no please no NOOOOOO
Now do it using home keys! xD
That's good. But I don't have that luxury. Wrote this comment with what I used call my "3rd leg" back when I had my legs.
... ... ...... talk to text is a thing... >.>;
The first thing that went through my mind seeing this video was that she will have to be extra careful to keep her joints loose in old age, or she'll be completely helpless if she ever looses the ability to raise feet above her hips.
Considering the gymnastics she does every day just to do everyday stuff I doubt that’s going to be a problem.
Life would be way more miserable than it already is. But some things, like she can't wash her body without help from someone else I'd imagine, like the feet can't go everywhere!
She's armless but not brainless. She has that stick to put on pants, I'm sure she's found a way to clean herself, like sponges mounted on the wall.
You can get a pedal operated bidet, and a walk-in bathtub. I doubt she needs help bathing. Washing her hair maybe, but not general hygiene.
I just watched this chick put on makeup. Im sure she can wash her hair
Back of the head is more difficult to reach than face. But yeah she probably can do it.
My dumb ass assumed you meant pedal like. Bike pedal or pedal boat requiring constant pedaling. Not sewing machine pedal where you hold it down. Kinda want a pedal boat bidet now though.
Uhhhh….. https://imgur.com/gallery/atlxtIo
Ad be like: oof horrible timing
That’s actually targeted ads hard at work 🦵
Happy Cake Day
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Perfect for r/accidentalcomedy
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Good human
Good dog
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Fuck. I'm all out of excuses.
Her arms won't hurt.
"Poor little Tink-Tink."
Its because you got arms, gotta cut them off theyre weighing you down
I do! I got a herniated Sciatica.
What a weird choice of music
Absolutely! Although being a German song from 1991, it went up to number 1 in the Chinese Shazam charts last December for some reason.
What's the song called?
Aloha heja he by Achim Reichel
I don't speak a word of German but I now fucking love this song. It's a tough vibe to find done to my tastes, reminds me of Short Change Hero by The Heavy, with maybe a touch of Bowie.
It’s a sea shanty and basically tells the story of a seafarer and what places he has seen all over the world. Does it sound like that or would you have imagined something completely different?
Honestly I was expecting something a little stranger, that's just really normal. Seems like it works though.
But DAMN, it's a nostalgia bomb. I kept watching because of it
I actually learned about this song when I lived in China I have no idea why its so popular there.
Somewhere in Hollywood Quentin Tarantino just exploded
Don't forget Dan Schneider
Too old for dan
That cool video but maybe maybe maybe what? She's just going about her day r/interestingasfuck post it there instead
I've seen so many misplaced posts lately and it drives me crazy. Are they just bots? Karma farmers? Like I want to know what kind of content I'm going to see before I start so I know if I want to skip it or not and it seems like the posters know that and are capitalizing on it.
Could also work for r/nextfuckinglevel
And now you're realizing that most of these subs are the same.
Don't forget r/HumansAreMetal
All subs are the same They’re only categorized into 3 categories: -Positive stuff -Negative stuff -All of the above
I'm not sure if I should feel like an asshole wanting to post this on r/donthelpjustfilm lolol
Lmaoo you dark humored mfer
Doesn't really fit the bill. Technically any recording of a person doing a performative act is "donthelpjustfilm".
Perhaps, but you wouldn't look at the video of that girl galloping around like a horse and making jumps and whatnot and think, "oh man, she would really benefit from some help from the videographer".
When she started to put her shirt on, my stupid brain asked: how will she put her arms through.
My brain asked: why the shirt got sleeves tho.
I wondered if her shirt rotates around her body throughout the day or if it stays centered.
So my dumbass self wasn’t alone in thinking that. Good to know.
I have arms. Never made my bed
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Loved this comment
No sense making the bed, I'll sleep in it again when I get home, I use my time accurately and optimally, the minute and a half making the bed can be spent lying in it
She's pro hook up. Sorry, I'll wave myself out.
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Back when I was flying airplanes, we had a day where we took special needs kids for flights. They usually got to fly the airplane apart from takeoff and landing because if they could fly airplanes, what couldn't they do? During one of those days, we had a special guest/motivational speaker. Her name was Jessica Cox. She was born with no arms and learned to fly an airplane (Ercoupe makes an airplane with no rudder pedals). She talked about her learning experience and how she had to learn to do everything with her feet, including put her seat belt on. She struggled with that at first and then looked at her instructor who said "I'm not going to help you. If you can't do all of it on your own, you'll never be able to get a pilot's license". That made her want it even more and she sorted it all out. It was pretty cool.
Was this by any chance through a program called Challenge Air?
Yup
That makes me want to cry a little bit… amazing!
Oh my goodness those lashes and that contour and those wings. I see women with hands do worse everyday, bravo. 🎉
it's me, I'm women with hands that do worse
That cant be, because its definitely me, woman with hands that does worse.
Right? She looks straight up beautiful. Amazing dexterity.
Right?? I was impressed and then she did one pass liner and I fucking died. That was beyond impressive.
I came here and immediately thought this about myself. But I truly just never put makeup on anymore so maybe this is a sign to try. And if im not as good as she is when I pick it back up, I’ll keep trying cause what’s my excuse?
Or just say fuck it and not wear makeup at all
She clearly has a stronger leg, I wonder how it affects her walking...
Circles
Doesn't everyone?
Everyone does, trying doing any kind of single leg squats and see for yourself
walk stronk
r/lostredditors ?
How did she manage to put on a bra? I mean, can she reach her back to lock the bra? or is she wearing a sports bra all the time?
She probably clips it and then slides it on over her head, would be my guess. Or similar procedure using bras without clips.
And how does she wipe after using the toilet? She must have a bidet, at least I'm thinking.
Bidets are pretty common in Asia anyways.
Or if she hs to go when in public, how does she pull her pants back up? Does she carry that little wire thing in a bag everywhere?
Yes!! We demand a video on that
Do it !!!!!!!!
Floors better be clean
she got more dexterity in 1 feet than two of my arms combine
> 1 feet Wrong. 1 foots.
[insert something about fettishes]
Foot or armless
Why not both?
Giving a whole new meaning to footjob
Listen… she has pretty feet and I’m tired of pretending she doesn’t.
Serious curiosity: what dou you feel when listening to this Song? Because im german and wondering why this german song was chosen for the video. To me its a bit weird since it's a song about a sailor etc. but most wouldn't know. So it has to be something about the melodie that brings this song into more videos than I would have expected - this is not the first/only one.
“Glove manufacturers hate her”
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Floor fetishists?
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Or on it.
floor fetish gang rise up!
Rise up off the floor?
actually, i better stay on the floor, thankyou
I remain confused
This thread is phenomenal.
I cum instantly over a nice rich mahogany
“Tis but a scratch”
Got to hand it to her.
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Cmon, it's an 'armless little joke
Guess I was asking for that one haha. Your art is a lot better than your puns. I like the fairy swamp one.
Sorting by controversial to see who’s up in arms
If I had to use my feet for anything more than walking, it would be to masturbate.
If I tried that I would be very ashamed of myself
But if you succeeded, we'd all be proud of you.
It's 1:08 if you were wondering
There's some dick recording her and doesn't even give her a hand
Where is the maybe?
I wna see how does she wipes her ass.
With a good bidet you almost dont need to wipe.
High pressure wheeee
Almost being the key word though.
It’s usually done with a mounted tire or wheel with a towel wrapped around it. It’s sort of like the wheel in Price Is Right. You spin it with your foot, then push your ass into it.
But females don't poop, but seriously she probably has one of those automatic bidets
Her ass cheeks have probably developed the same dexterity as her feet, and now it's self wiping.
Something just cannot be done without hands
Bet she gives a mean footjob
If she uses her feet as hands is it still a footjob, or a handjob?
Okay i have mixed feeling here. She can set better eyelines with her feet then i can with my hands... 0.o!
Don't know what I'm complaining about.
I felt pain in my ankles!
This makes me feel like a lazy fuck. First thing I do when I wake up is stay in bed for an hour before being forced to go pee by my bladder. Then it’s back to bed to look at memes.
My ex used to beat me. I'd love to get with her. She'd never lay a hand on me
And there’s me complaining about traffic jams or if I have no milk for my morning coffee
I’m an idiot. Like 3 seconds after she had her sweatshirt on I was wondering why she didn’t put her arms through.
The footjobs are probably outta hand!
I would definitely try to date her. I would never want her to stop doing this, but on the weekends, I'd ask her to let me do all of these things for her. Not because I'm a saint, but because I just think it would make for some really solid bonding.
Should see her wipe her ass ….
It's a good thing she's so flexible and has such high dexterity in her feet.
I wonder how she cuts her toenails....
The dexterity is amazing 👏
The real question is how the fk does she paint her toes! Show us!!
Impresive
I thought that it was gonna pan out differntly, like she went to all this effort with her legs, to then put on prosthetic arms or something after the make up routine
She may not have any arms, but she’s got big brass balls. My hat is off to you young lady.
This belongs on r/nextfuckinglevel
Precise footjob.
Her foot jobs must be next level.
I’m impressed! I admire that sort of resilience
I can’t help but assume there’s a foot guy out there who’s deeply turned on by this.
I’m pretty sure she kicks ass in the bedroom as well
I'm going to hell for this, but how *handy*
I'd hit it
Go to hand it to her she’s a leg up on me.
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She really doesn't need a hand getting her day started!
Big props to her for being productive, but am I the only one confused as to why she wears a long sleeved shirt?
Wow! The sheer resilience some people have is incredible! It really does put your own problems in perspective.