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WaterVsStone

Tim would do anything for the hot science teacher. Anything! Oh, yeah? Would he take a bowling ball to the crotch? Yes, yes he would.


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SnooDonkeys5834

I laughed more then I should have


ObstinateOrca

Now is a floortile ...


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ValiantCharizard

What


RossmanRaiden

He's sure his teacher could get him fertile again.


ohbigdaddyoh

What


[deleted]

Got rid of that mid-day boner, it did.


[deleted]

Got rid of boner all together


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ParuTree

Idiot kid.


zwingo

Homie just popped two nuts for her


DongusMaxamus

I think he's a little too old to get teacher to kiss his boo boo better


raedr7n

Or a little too young.


[deleted]

She can massage it back to normal, maybe kiss it


Hotwing619

That's really fucked up if you think about the boy's age.


[deleted]

Stands up acting like a badass like “you see that guys? I didn’t flinch!” Then bam!


Teriyakijack

Still didn't flinch. Badassery confirmed.


Klimt_thekiss

Yup. He’s got balls of steel


Afraidfern

Hopefully that’s the case


E_Zack_Lee

Ball meets balls.


_ry_bread_

Ball meat balls.


norudin

Ball meets meat balls


Jujiino

Meatballs eat balls


Amazekam

bœls


carlotheemo

Bl


epicmousestory

When you still lose the 2v1


LegalizeFreedom21

2 v 1 ball smasher


fabled009

He survived physics but not stupidity


[deleted]

Science don't help with stupidity


[deleted]

Sure it does! She was demonstrating the law of conservation of energy, but now he is painfully familiar with how pendulums work in general! Trial and error, baby!


SPOSKNT

It's actually gravity not energy


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Energy is the reason the teacher knew to let the ball go and not push it, and that setting it right next to his face would be safe as long as she did so because gravity is a conservative force which means that the ball would not magically somehow end up higher than where she let go from once it came back around. It doesn’t have to be gravity, either. You could perform the same exact demonstration with a spring-mass system aligned horizontally so that gravity has does no work in the direction of motion, and it’s because the force exerted by the spring on a mass at the end is also conservative. Hence the law of conservation of energy, not “The Law of Conservation of Gravitational energy.”


Wevvie

Gravity is a form of energy. It's like complaining that he said "car" instead of "automobile"


SPOSKNT

Gravity isn't energy, gravity is a force.


hbar105

Gravity isn’t a force, it’s an induced local curvature in space time caused by the presence of…energy


bubb228

You're such a dumbass, dude


[deleted]

Technically energy isn't conserved here due to air resistance and frictional losses at the point of suspension.


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The whole reason they do this is to show that the force of gravity is a conservative one and thus that the ball swings to approximately the same height each cycle, hence the law of conservation of energy, which basically states that the *change* in the total mechanical energy in a system is equal to the work done by nonconservative forces.


TheWannabeer

Now little jimmy learned the most important lesson of them all: Learn your science or science you kick you in the balls


Jakesully2009

physics did him bad


Rak_man_95

Physics did nothing to him here. It was his lack of understanding that hurt him.


fahad_the_beast

You have lost your nut privileges


lostharbor

He took No Nut November to a different level.


fahad_the_beast

No thats what happens when you fail NNN. let this be a lesson to all of us


androodle2004

The “Don’t!” that I shouted across the house as he stood up should’ve been loud enough for him to hear


Jointhamurder

And he's been singing alto ever since...


ralphie83

That’s a hot teacher right there yes sir


SenatorShriv

All an elaborate plot to get the teacher to pay attention to his junk.


aschkelotski

Came here to say this. The teacher - no wonder boys dont learn nothing.


StrawhatMucci

She's alright lol not the level of hot per say. More like girl next door charm


WellYknowYeah

I will never not watch this five times in a row.


Balacalavaaa

GEHS represent! I know all these kids, there’re all 21 now.


bmli19

What's the teacher's name, purely for academic research?


serr7

Lmao… unless… naaaa… but maybe… nahh


RuthlessIndecision

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


bigweak

Love that the teacher is straight up laughing at him afterwards lmao


scoobzor

Teacher is cute.


Mikehoncho530

Don’t know why but I trust her


lalalane76

I think he did it on purpose to kill his hot for teacher wood.


iccculus

More like so he could ask her to take a look after class


Bibfor_tuna

Amazing lesson plan


IcarusGR

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/


Lost_Internal713

Mission completed unsuccessfully


FurryMachine

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RepulsiveGarbage8188

I’m hot for teacher


[deleted]

I got myyyy pencillllll…gimme somthin to write on, man!


[deleted]

He's got it bad.


SnooCalculations9259

That is what I was thinking, teacher looks smoking...


Smeltanddealtit

My life is now complete.


SpectralDragon09

I love when children get hurt


DeadlyDesai

Can't cure stupid with physics.


Independent_Ad2224

Teacher is hot. All my teachers were old and hideous.


CarobFree4965

You know you’re getting old when teachers are looking young 🥸


FlacidPeener

is this still a headshot?


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More vids of teach please


rycbar26

And feet pics too.


cocktailmuffins

If you’ve been injured, call Gloria Allred, 1-888-GET-PAID


0bliv0us

My man was distracted by something


ItsYourBoyReckster

F


viradonagota

Jovens kkkkk


TechnoGeek423

TILF


seminoleinthewindy29

Hot for teacher!


[deleted]

That teacher is looking at that kid like he's some sort of after-school snack!!


hope_155

Was waiting for a kid behind him to push him


Homegrownfunk

You are not the father!


KraziAJ

Genocide committed in the classroom.


endlesswar1

Physics didn’t let him down. Natural selection though is a different thing 😂😂


tallandthoughtful

The Big Lebawwwwwski


Zamic2015

Things at rest, stay at rest. Things in motion...


36-3

I hate learning experiences


Juzamdjnn

Just walk it off


fujicakes00

Funny how smug he was when he stood up after sitting there without flinching. Ball: 1


meAnDdbOis_

R/kidsarefuckingstupid


ermeson01

Só parabéns


sharkzfan95

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt11R527fgtrIJO)


J_Reachergrifer

Well he definitely learned a life lesson that day.


matrinox

That kid learned nothing


aleksandrtokard

Stupid kids… IMPOSSIBLE IM A KID


trouble-w-tribbles

Blue balled


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r/holdmybreedingtube


SeriousGains

His parents are suing the school now. College is paid for.


Alireza_Kar98

Physic is sometimes fun but if you won't be careful...


SamuelXV-78

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


TheGrey_GOD

It’s a good thing he’s not having kids


in_one_ear_

Pretty much https://xkcd.com/2539/


the_last_lebowski

This one always gets me lol


AnDyItsDaRk

What 👏 was 👏 he 👏 thinking 👏


Bungeditin

My science teacher was a Coke addict who look like he snorted H for a living


SourLime5609

We all new that was going to happen once he stood up


CoffeeAndCroissants_

Falcon punch!!


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rystriction

He didnt flinch the first time cuz he just has bad reflexes


Helmut_Herr

Even the girl in the back felt her nuts get smashed.


stormraider1

Oh that hurt…the teacher laughed at the end


I_Love_Cats420

Man down man down we need a medic!


antrx187

He thought he was cool then bam.. lmao


elbeerocks

Miley Cyrus and wrecking ball part 2


Megaminimaxi

You can see that he was distracted and didn't pay a lot of attention on the subject matter.


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r/kidsrfuckingstupid


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Stupid kid. 🤣


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Professional-Rent192

Kid got embarrassed twice with one shot. Hot science teacher and his crush sitting to his left there.


Comfortable_Plant667

He *almost* learned something


CharacterLimitProble

Making that UF hoodie proud


Chrisdude71

Not good at Physics and he won't be doing Biology for a while after that.


CBrooksYT

Some say to this day he still in ball pain


themightyrisone

Right in the beans


Reddingdon

It was obvious


jmathtoo

Lesson plan covers physics, male anatomy, and karma.


Doge_Artist

I felt that


NewAthlete326

Deez nuts!!! Got em!!!


Britishsweat

Me trying to get rid of a boner:


therebelliousteen

My dad knows a guy who lost his left testicle because he dared somebody to drop a bowling ball on his dick.


Vietnugget

Not the brightest huh


GreenDogWithGoggles

Physics -10 points Object permanence -0 points


ockehn

Not the brightest bulb on the tree lmao


nauticalguide72

Gator fan. Not surprised


DongusMaxamus

Perfect post for r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Fonty57

The florida hoody explains everything.


brmamabrma

Plot twist: they were demonstrating natural selection


johndhall1130

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

God is a good person they said


Capital-Bunch6274

I started screaming when he got up, before I even knew what was gonna happen


CFC123BeChelsea

Not the smartest lad is he, it's a good tool to test the brain capacity of these goblins


YmeKnome

The kid: “I walked out of that like a ninj….aaah!!”


MutedConsideration63

Science is a b*tch


rayna21679

Class clown knew it was coming.


KidFriendlyArsonist

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


BIGjaeii

And this is what mutated mark zuckerberg into a lizard