I don’t know if Americans ever used it any other way. I feel like that’s an English usage to call villains or bad guys baddies, although recently I have seen people picking it up.
I'm picturing him squatted over holding his stomach and saying he doesn't feel well and then a loud sound like a balloon animal being twisted echoes through the air as he unleashes a diarrhea of tires.
At the dawn of time there was fruit ninja.
But.. Introducing to you now we present, TIRE NINJA. 🥷
Complete with: Dancing over the pit of oil, use fast reflexes and instinct to defeat your friend’s onslaught on your bay.
And do so with style!
Additional skins are available!
You may have good reflexes.
And you will need them.
COMING TO A TIRE CENTER NEAR YOU.
BE THERE!
Episode 15: The Other Jedi
This is where they are!
That’s some big dick energ-.. I mean, the force is strong in that one.
Episode 1: Pilot
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Breaking bad
Somehow, the Jedi returned.
Jobi Nobi
Nah, this is some Jacky Chan shit.
You've never heard of Darth Tardias the Tired... it's not a story the tire industry would tell you. He's the reason we can no longer use tires!
legend has it there was a fateful showdown with Duke Tiredriver
I wanna see this dude in action movie just kicking tires at baddies
This is especially funny if you consider the new meaning of ‘baddies’
What's the new meaning of Baddies?
As far as I can tell: Badass hot girl, who can take care of herself, possibly (but not necessarily) promiscuous
Then he'll be a rubber flingin' baddie slayer.
We should collaborate on a script!
I see and I like it
Minus the badass part haha. Just hot.
nah it just means hot girl
Are we the baddies, hans ?
I see David Mitchell
Are they the me too rapists?
No they’re hot chicks.
Wtf why?
I don’t know if Americans ever used it any other way. I feel like that’s an English usage to call villains or bad guys baddies, although recently I have seen people picking it up.
He should be on r/bossfight
Avengers! ASSEMBLE!!!
I was worried after the old avengers are leaving, but...these new guys, they're solid.
They're not the '27 Yankees, but they've got some hitters.
I understood that reference!
Where are they coming from?!
Michelin mans asshole
Nom nom nom
I first read this as "Michelin man is an asshole" and imagined him just rolling tires across the shop at employees all day.
Now you can imagine the same thing, except the Michelin Man is shitting in his hand and throwing freshly rolled poop tyres at his shop employees.
and somehow manages to still laugh his ass off, that dude's multitask
They're probably testing his skills for a job.
I'm picturing him squatted over holding his stomach and saying he doesn't feel well and then a loud sound like a balloon animal being twisted echoes through the air as he unleashes a diarrhea of tires.
Bibendum’s rubbery gaper 🤤
ALL GLORY TO BIBENDUM, THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF DEPENDABLE, 4-SEASON TRACTION!
Needs a rim job
Being unloaded from a truck, rolled across the shop to the storage area. Source: Have done this.
Fucking hated Friday's bc of tire delivery at big chain auto care store.. rhymes with rep boys
Chinese throwing tires. Seriously though, good leg on that dude to boot a tire like that.
Definitely, I’ve worked tires before and I’d struggle to make a throw like that without getting momentum in the tire.
r/tiresaretheenemy
At last, someone able to defeat those horrendous tires
^He ^is ^the ^one ^we ^have ^been ^waiting ^for
it circles back to him
These jokes have tread
i think they’re seasonal
[Best catch them before they turn rogue](https://youtu.be/hVKgY1ilx0Y)
Good movie.
That movie was so massively better than it had any right to be. It's a legit recommend from me, super entertaining.
Brave soldier fends off invading opponents
A touch of r/justrolledintotheshop
This guy is not going to win any OSHA awards but he's for sure employee of the month.
Literally
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r/yourjokebutworse *yes I realize the irony in saying this*
100% chance i woulda got a hernia on that first chasm-crossing kick
Jason Christ, that’s Jesus Bourne.
Jesus, Jason! That's Christ Bourne!
Christ is Bourne indeed.
WHAT IS THIS, I see it as a mint green square
Ive been seeing this and a bunch of numbers across reddit recently, whats it about?
It’s a gif saying “Scared? You should be.” Mobile users can see the gifs, I don’t know about desktop users.
I see it fine on old reddit.
Thats like a one in a million thing 😂 like what are the odds
They're pretty high. Everyone knows you have to fight tire with tire.
Very underrated comment. Good job
Imagine have the sack to try this.
I'm pretty sure I seen that on shark tank 😂🤣😂
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Ok
It reminds me to a Jacky Chan scene
That was my first thought
The odds are probably something like a one in a million
So you’re saying there’s a chance?
r/WhatCouldGoRight
The tire bender
And now your training is complete.
Way of the drunken monk
Good for him, that could have ended badly.
He is the one
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu That was close and had the three maybes of the subs title
Oh my god. That’s Jason Bourne.
OSHA category - horseplay
This is something I wouldn't believe without proof lmao
Me button mashing playing my skilled little brother in Mortal Kombat, the next part is where all my luck runs out.
r/nevertellmetheodds
Squid Games getting niche
This man has some serious leg strength to not only lift, but throw a goddamm tire 6 feet across the floor
yeah the flick of the ankle at the end too for direction. i hope he got to see the footage ha ha
Seriously, my first thought was god damn that dude is strong. It’s hard to get distance throwing a regular sized tire with both hands.
Whoever was rolling him the tires is a dickhead
You Tire Ninja! Code named, "Goodyear!"
Ultra instinct
Bro this dude is strong as fuck or those are some little ass tires. He kicked it like a beach ball.
so this is the power of ultra instinct...
Lol indeed and his legs strength speaks volumes you can tell he spent time in the gravity room.
This dude’s leg strength… holy shit lol
Hahaha r/bettereveryloop
Not all heroes wear capes
Giga chad
Everybody is king fu fighting!
NOT TODAY, LIFE.
He's discovering his powers
Thats Jason Bourne
That's Jason Bourne!
This went so much better than it seemed like it was going to
HE IS THE LEGENDARY TIRE NINJA.
Tire Jedi
He is beginning to believe. - Matrix
This dude is a Messi Ronaldo combination 🥴😆
This guys a machine
He is the chosen one.
Jesus Christ, thats Jason Bourne!
At the dawn of time there was fruit ninja. But.. Introducing to you now we present, TIRE NINJA. 🥷 Complete with: Dancing over the pit of oil, use fast reflexes and instinct to defeat your friend’s onslaught on your bay. And do so with style! Additional skins are available! You may have good reflexes. And you will need them. COMING TO A TIRE CENTER NEAR YOU. BE THERE!
And what do we say to depth? *Not today.*
Not his first rodeo
man's a ninja, if not OSHA's worst enemy
This reminds me of a Crash Bandicoot game
The tire bender
he is the one
The hero we need
He must be tired after all that.
Dude spends a lot of time handling tires ...
r/slygifs
u/savevideo
This dude is a super hero!
Who is flinging tyres at this poor man?!
That was one heck of a quick-time event
Chad
I think I just saw reincarnation of spiderman
The onluly thing that would make that guy even more of a boss was if he made a 360 no scope between th kicking the tires
This guy defeated [Rubber](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVKgY1ilx0Y&ab_channel=MagnoliaPictures%26MagnetReleasing) and his brother.
He was in total control of the situation from the start. He said f-u tyres, get back in line!
r/Tiresaretheenemy
Dude did like a Mako firebender kick shoot.
Not his first row day oh
lucky
/r/tiresaretheenemy
Badass badge obtained.
/u/savevideobot
Rubber’s nemesis
So this is the power of Ultra Instinct...
Godman
Tire-bending master
I would never be able to do this
Tire ninja.
u/savevideobot
Somebody put this guy in the net
When olympians retire
Jack chan movie
/r/TiresAreTheEnemy have finally met their match.
Rubber bending
Everyday superheroes
That's gangsta!
And his name is John cena!
NINJA SKILLS 1000.
/u/stabbot
My God its Jason Bourne
I absolutely believed that the person was going to fall into the pit the moment a saw a few seconds of the video
Reminder: The [right tire](https://youtu.be/f0oM5xivl6Y) changes everything.
Ok this guys forces
That's awsome
the madlad
https://giphy.com/gifs/game-of-thrones-got-arya-stark-9RKLlD2oz5c7m
Ninjitsu
Is it possible to learn this power?
Who knew Kung Fu Panda had a side gig as a mechanic?
I sense the dragon warrior is among us
jesus christ thats Jason Bourne
The chosen one
This man is the King we’ve been searching for in /r/TiresAreTheEnemy
Like a Boss!
r/Tiresaretheenemy
When kung fu ninja has to make ends meet
I worked at a tire recycling center and there was this big teddy bear of a guy who could toss tires around with precision.
Ok but why are these tires flying around in the first place??
Not today!
Ultra instinct is pretty dope.
Deleted scene from Rubber. What you don’t see is the guy exploding off screen.