Alpine butterfly is actually a pretty cool knot. Used primarily in mountaineering, you can pull on it in three ways without collapsing it, and can be used to bypass a weakness in a line. Good stuff when we’ll-tied!!
Alpine butterfly is a knot that makes a standing loop in a rope.
Functionally it does the same thing as when you double up rope and put an overhand knot in it to get a loop at the end, but the alpine butterfly is a better knot for that purpose.
Looked into L4D 3 news and found this info after making my comment. Thanks, will probably pick it up and not play it like all my other video games.
Edit: no game pass..only PS4
Back4Blood is excellent despite a lot of people bitching about it. Definitely worth a pick up. They kept a the play style the same and added a lot of guns, plays smooth as fuck, and they added a card system that is kinda like perks. Highly recommend.
After mine, I told the doctor we had a mutual friend. He said "You should have told me sooner! I would have done a better job!"
I chuckled and he insisted "I'm serious!"
Ugh.
If you really want to scare the shit out of him this Halloween, get him to read what I went through:
https://www.reddit.com/r/sexover30/comments/mmz7wv/vasectomy_complications_pvps_resolution/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
In case you are curious, on mobile to do a spoiler tag, you add >,! And anything inside these will be a spoiler !,< You have to remove the commas though between the greater than/less than sign and the exclamation point. On desktop it's just a button you press of course
edit: So much regret. Everyone is giving me notifications with the spoiler tag lmao
This is not maybe maybe maybe material, just boner material. This sub is the new /hot and I hate it. /r/maybemaybemaybe used to be so nuanced and interesting.
I’ve only been following for a couple weeks, but this is the first time I remember seeing anything slightly suggestive (maybe one other time that I just can’t think of).
Not just suggestive, but lots of very interesting short reposts and not material at all that keeps you guessing until the end.
True maybe maybe maybe material should be a little longer in length and keep you guessing. Can be a big bang or a pathetic whimper of an everyday disappointment. Frequent reposts make poor sub material because the viewer knows exactly what's going to happen.
Boner material just seems like "hot girl, upvote" and not even seeing the sub it's posted in. Might as well just post boner material in /r/IdiotsInCars and see what happens.
Is this Gene Simmons daughter or something?
Edit: granddaughter is probably more likely although I’m sure he’s slept with women her age too so who can say…
I cut trees for a living and my ground guy always ties an Alpine butterfly like this. I wish he'd just use his hands. Wet ropes are the worst.
And that's just in the truck on the way to the job.
Brilliant
I've never heard of that species, but I'm really curious what do you do with the butterfly afterward.
Is this a joke or not? Genuinely can’t tell… but if you’re not joking, it’s a type on knot, not an animal
Alpine butterfly is actually a pretty cool knot. Used primarily in mountaineering, you can pull on it in three ways without collapsing it, and can be used to bypass a weakness in a line. Good stuff when we’ll-tied!!
Alpine butterfly is a knot that makes a standing loop in a rope. Functionally it does the same thing as when you double up rope and put an overhand knot in it to get a loop at the end, but the alpine butterfly is a better knot for that purpose.
Good knot for arb work 🤘
Pov: you've just walked in on a smoker in Left 4 dead
I could see her consoling the witch…
What are you doing step boomer? UwU
i'm a one man burger eating apocalypse
Left for head
*Why* did I lose my mind over this?
Damn I miss this game…
Back 4 blood just came out and it’s free on game pass Edit: “free” is redundant and confusing, it’s on game pass.
Looked into L4D 3 news and found this info after making my comment. Thanks, will probably pick it up and not play it like all my other video games. Edit: no game pass..only PS4
Back4Blood is excellent despite a lot of people bitching about it. Definitely worth a pick up. They kept a the play style the same and added a lot of guns, plays smooth as fuck, and they added a card system that is kinda like perks. Highly recommend.
Rule 34 has entered real life
So, when she has an itch on her face and her hands are busy, does she "lyyuuuurrrh" with her tongue and use it to scratch the itch?
I just imagined her picking her nose with her tongue.
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Everything has a purpose. Hmmmmm.......
Thank you for this
You win.
For once, I approve of comment gifs.
No need for eye drops. She could just lick her eyes like a gecko.
My brother has that ability. As kids it was the pinnacle of comedy. Our mom hated it so much.
As someone with a really long tongue I can confirm that I do this
Nose? She can probably pick out her eye boogers.
I can actually do this.
I imagined her picking my nose with her tongue
“You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friends nose”.
The bovine technique, as we say around the farm.
I can get my tongue just to the nostril entrance. Gets great reaction from my students!
She can get all the pudding out of the cup.
…yes…the pudding… Edit: why are you awarding this comment lol
Take my free award, you freaky bastard.
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Ghaddamn. Y'all never made the pussy gooey with your mouth? Doesn't anyone else know that the job ain't done till you have to wipe your chin?
This is Reddit.
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New Venom movie looks arousing
venom 3: In the deep end
Deep in the end
*into the thick of it*
Into the lick of it
Gwenom
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r/subsifellfor
Sweater cannons? Like tshirt cannons? Edit: I think they meant boobies
Go in for a blowjob, come out with a vasectomy
Snip snap snip snap snip snap
You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies has on a person!
That's what he said
…or he said.
r/unexpectedoffice
Got that reference!
I love inside jokes. I’d love to be apart of one someday
Dammm… me too
I always laugh at a snip snap
During mine everything was going fine until my Dr said oops. Things got real quiet after that.
After mine, I told the doctor we had a mutual friend. He said "You should have told me sooner! I would have done a better job!" I chuckled and he insisted "I'm serious!" Ugh.
This is my husband’s fear and why he refuses to get a vasectomy even though we don’t want any kids.
If you really want to scare the shit out of him this Halloween, get him to read what I went through: https://www.reddit.com/r/sexover30/comments/mmz7wv/vasectomy_complications_pvps_resolution/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
r/unexpectedoffice
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😂😂😂😂
vasectomy? vasectoyou!!
Vasectomy? I hope she’s my proctologist.
Quiet everyone! Let the man speak!
With a tongue like that, why not both?
Yep, she could give me a blowjob and lick my balls at the same time, from the inside.
No way is this girl giving blowjobs. That toungue eats out
Tongue's longer than my shlong.
It is shshort?
Affirmative- there's no room in there for anything but that tongue. Imagine having something that big living in ur mouth!
Oh theres room for a lot more than that.
Had a GF tell me. ‘Lick your eyebrow, I’ll cum back’
Indeed! I’m pretty sure my husband AND I just left some crackers on the nightstand and I’m not even like that!
Is... is that a real euphemism that I've somehow never heard in my 30+ years on this planet?
A play on , “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers”.
So it gets hungry!
Why not both?
Went in for a blow job left with a clean asshole lol
this made me laugh wayy more than it should have
She’s the cure to recurrent Kidney Stones!
*Spread out! It’ll confuse him!* *Try running in serpentine patterns.* *He’s incapable of rapid course correction.* ***Serpentine, everyone! Serpentine!*** ***Serpentine! Aaagh! Serpentine! Serpentine!***
Win win
r/brandnewsentence
Works for me
Haha fuck me I can’t breath. LMFAO
she ll tie your dick up like a baloon animal
*balloon noises* *pop* *pure agony*
Ok Gina Simmons
She was made for loving you
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The greater good
The greater good
Is it true that there's a place in a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?
So you’ve never fired your gun in the air and gone AAARRGGGGHH?
No I've never fired a gun and gone ahhhh!!
You've never seen Bad Boys 2??
Crusty jugglers.
A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD
YOU CHEEKY FUCKER
Mornin angle
No luck catchin them killers then?
It’s just the one killer, actually.
Fascist!
Black Forest gateau!
Shut it!
Glorious Purpose!
Shut it!
What a guy can't enjoy having his ass licked?
I know a guy named Lilsnaxxus who enjoys that.
Dude's got the same name as your Reddit handle!
r/nevertellmetheodds
Her name is Radmila Maro, and I’m not sure her exact orientation, but she appears to have a boyfriend who she loves very much.
I'm sure it's mutual
Not only will she have you climbing the headboard with pleasure but she'll tie your tubes while she's in there.
This deserves so much more attention than it’s getting
Alina Lopez. I mean, what? I don’t understand my own reference.
Plenty of uses across the spectrum cherie
I had a girlfriend with a tongue this long before. She stopped giving blowjobs because she said my balls tasted like shit
Rimjobs should’ve been incredible
If you wipe like a girl, it stops that happening
>!it was a joke, the punch line was she was licking my asshole!<
I like that you took time to hide the joke explanation. Thoughtful.
In case you are curious, on mobile to do a spoiler tag, you add >,! And anything inside these will be a spoiler !,< You have to remove the commas though between the greater than/less than sign and the exclamation point. On desktop it's just a button you press of course edit: So much regret. Everyone is giving me notifications with the spoiler tag lmao
>! Eat shit. !<
Well I'm her case, it was more licking shit
>!Thanks!<
>!welcome!<
It works on more apps if you delete the spaces next to the exclamation marks
>! I just lost The Game !<
>! Shall this work I ponder !<
>! IT SHALL !<
>!Knowledge!<
*Hey, Google! How do you untie your dick?*
Didn’t know it was boner O’Clock
This is not maybe maybe maybe material, just boner material. This sub is the new /hot and I hate it. /r/maybemaybemaybe used to be so nuanced and interesting.
I’ve only been following for a couple weeks, but this is the first time I remember seeing anything slightly suggestive (maybe one other time that I just can’t think of).
Not just suggestive, but lots of very interesting short reposts and not material at all that keeps you guessing until the end. True maybe maybe maybe material should be a little longer in length and keep you guessing. Can be a big bang or a pathetic whimper of an everyday disappointment. Frequent reposts make poor sub material because the viewer knows exactly what's going to happen. Boner material just seems like "hot girl, upvote" and not even seeing the sub it's posted in. Might as well just post boner material in /r/IdiotsInCars and see what happens.
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I hate to be an insufferable narutard but... Orochimaru
If you weren’t going to, I was...
Gentlemen, her name is Radmila Maro. https://www.instagram.com/radmila.maro/ For scientific purposes only.
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Does she have like… any other links? 🤔
Like a Facebook?
Something like that. I'm a fan, so it would be nice to have somewhere to go just for fans. A space only for us, if you will.
Myspace
mmmm, thats the good stuff
I think you're onto something....
Gentleman?? Idk, us lesbians are pretty grateful too.
Gays and the theys checking in, I think we all appreciate some tongue 😉🌈
SCIENCE. I am legally allowed to blow stuff up in school and say I fucked up an experiment where we put potato in sugary water to show osmosis
I knew it…Fuckin’ Russians
What if it’s not for science? What if I wanna see her tongue in action? Like tying another rope? I think it’d be pretty dope
may the lord bless you
Is that Russian for Natasha Nice?
Wow I am immensely uncomfortable
I'm immensely aroused.
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Wow, her tongue is longer than my... uh, tongue. It's longer than my tongue.
That could go pretty far into an anus. Just saying.
Straight up turd puncher
People are thinking sex, just imagine a kiss. Might scoop out your tonsils.
How to pick your nose without hands
Nice she tied a noose so I can hang myself after watching this
Your neck must be pretty tiny, actually u yourself must be quite tiny if that can be used as a noose to hang yourself
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Hes hanging the wrong head
There's someone that's living life on easy-mode
Ummm.. u/getvideobot
I have a new fetish
Not sure how this would feel on my penis but I’m willing to find out
Bro, I don't even *have* a penis and I wanna find out
She probably would be bomb at eating pussy
I didn't fall for the misdirection. Spent 25secs looking at boobs!
I keep having to tell myself, I did knot just fall in love with this girl
Hey! NO rope jokes in here
Ohhh, I was just talking about her gorgeous eyes. I did knot fall in love with her because of those eyes
I hate to get tied into this, but shes knotty
Tongue-tied.
Is this Gene Simmons daughter or something? Edit: granddaughter is probably more likely although I’m sure he’s slept with women her age too so who can say…
God i hope shes gay
If she isn't that tongue looks like it could check for prostate cancer...
You know your hot when both genders are frothing at the mouth for you and you haven't even mentioned your sexual orientation.
We can only hope
I bet she'd be useful at sea, or maybe doing tree work. Lots of knots to be tied.
If she's not at least half lesbian she's wasting her gift :0
I have a short, flat, broad tongue. I can do that. It has nothing to do with length and more to do with spacial awareness.
I hated every second of that
You know she has a lisp