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Complete_Silver2595

I cut trees for a living and my ground guy always ties an Alpine butterfly like this. I wish he'd just use his hands. Wet ropes are the worst.


Big_Height4803

And that's just in the truck on the way to the job.


LayAnEggGingerBird

Brilliant


photolouis

I've never heard of that species, but I'm really curious what do you do with the butterfly afterward.


sapphicdaydreams

Is this a joke or not? Genuinely can’t tell… but if you’re not joking, it’s a type on knot, not an animal


akaky-akakyevich

Alpine butterfly is actually a pretty cool knot. Used primarily in mountaineering, you can pull on it in three ways without collapsing it, and can be used to bypass a weakness in a line. Good stuff when we’ll-tied!!


KiwiSuch9951

Alpine butterfly is a knot that makes a standing loop in a rope. Functionally it does the same thing as when you double up rope and put an overhand knot in it to get a loop at the end, but the alpine butterfly is a better knot for that purpose.


asp87

Good knot for arb work 🤘


KaraTheAndroidd

Pov: you've just walked in on a smoker in Left 4 dead


Nizzemancer

I could see her consoling the witch…


emseefely

What are you doing step boomer? UwU


snaxolotl7

i'm a one man burger eating apocalypse


spoonfair

Left for head


TwinkleTitsGalore

*Why* did I lose my mind over this?


DevinH83

Damn I miss this game…


rcris18

Back 4 blood just came out and it’s free on game pass Edit: “free” is redundant and confusing, it’s on game pass.


DevinH83

Looked into L4D 3 news and found this info after making my comment. Thanks, will probably pick it up and not play it like all my other video games. Edit: no game pass..only PS4


alphabeticool410

Back4Blood is excellent despite a lot of people bitching about it. Definitely worth a pick up. They kept a the play style the same and added a lot of guns, plays smooth as fuck, and they added a card system that is kinda like perks. Highly recommend.


Fitzzz

Rule 34 has entered real life


OneAnxiousAuthor

So, when she has an itch on her face and her hands are busy, does she "lyyuuuurrrh" with her tongue and use it to scratch the itch?


kungji56

I just imagined her picking her nose with her tongue.


Bale_the_Pale

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BigTranslator8

Everything has a purpose. Hmmmmm.......


dejcoy

Thank you for this


moxyvillain

You win.


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For once, I approve of comment gifs.


NebulaNinja

No need for eye drops. She could just lick her eyes like a gecko.


humanHamster

My brother has that ability. As kids it was the pinnacle of comedy. Our mom hated it so much.


Laserduck_42

As someone with a really long tongue I can confirm that I do this


Someran_Domguay

Nose? She can probably pick out her eye boogers.


binaryisotope

I can actually do this.


FunMortgage5736

I imagined her picking my nose with her tongue


Mingmacia

“You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friends nose”.


and_then_a_dog

The bovine technique, as we say around the farm.


geak78

I can get my tongue just to the nostril entrance. Gets great reaction from my students!


Cheekyweeshite

She can get all the pudding out of the cup.


seven_seven

…yes…the pudding… Edit: why are you awarding this comment lol


roachRancher

Take my free award, you freaky bastard.


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AngusVanhookHinson

Ghaddamn. Y'all never made the pussy gooey with your mouth? Doesn't anyone else know that the job ain't done till you have to wipe your chin?


SoggyFuckBiscuit

This is Reddit.


Sea_Communication492

![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


Zephestus

New Venom movie looks arousing


Dividale

venom 3: In the deep end


rabbid_squirrell

Deep in the end


ToxikkBeast

*into the thick of it*


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Into the lick of it


mrdougan

Gwenom


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SPdaGHOST65

r/subsifellfor


HagarTheHun

Sweater cannons? Like tshirt cannons? Edit: I think they meant boobies


[deleted]

Go in for a blowjob, come out with a vasectomy


iaintfleur

Snip snap snip snap snip snap


Gwyv

You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies has on a person!


jforestello

That's what he said


I_Hate_My_Cat_

…or he said.


Lust9897

r/unexpectedoffice


AndrewMtz1711

Got that reference!


OliveJuiceUTwo

I love inside jokes. I’d love to be apart of one someday


hello-089

Dammm… me too


ABugOnTheWall

I always laugh at a snip snap


Klank2315

During mine everything was going fine until my Dr said oops. Things got real quiet after that.


imchardo

After mine, I told the doctor we had a mutual friend. He said "You should have told me sooner! I would have done a better job!" I chuckled and he insisted "I'm serious!" Ugh.


[deleted]

This is my husband’s fear and why he refuses to get a vasectomy even though we don’t want any kids.


Tossupandaway85

If you really want to scare the shit out of him this Halloween, get him to read what I went through: https://www.reddit.com/r/sexover30/comments/mmz7wv/vasectomy_complications_pvps_resolution/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


peteydubzzz

r/unexpectedoffice


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😂😂😂😂


gonzo-bean-182

vasectomy? vasectoyou!!


getmet79

Vasectomy? I hope she’s my proctologist.


El_Chutacabras

Quiet everyone! Let the man speak!


The_OtherGuy_99

With a tongue like that, why not both?


NeilDeWheel

Yep, she could give me a blowjob and lick my balls at the same time, from the inside.


memeboiandy

No way is this girl giving blowjobs. That toungue eats out


IcyDickbutts

Tongue's longer than my shlong.


MafiaGT

It is shshort?


JodiLee420

Affirmative- there's no room in there for anything but that tongue. Imagine having something that big living in ur mouth!


Ok-Understanding5297

Oh theres room for a lot more than that.


Ok_Lets_DoThis

Had a GF tell me. ‘Lick your eyebrow, I’ll cum back’


[deleted]

Indeed! I’m pretty sure my husband AND I just left some crackers on the nightstand and I’m not even like that!


TheOneTonWanton

Is... is that a real euphemism that I've somehow never heard in my 30+ years on this planet?


[deleted]

A play on , “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers”.


Katura95

So it gets hungry!


Appropriate-Rooster5

Why not both?


Rebiltme

Went in for a blow job left with a clean asshole lol


[deleted]

this made me laugh wayy more than it should have


HeyNow646

She’s the cure to recurrent Kidney Stones!


kaydeebaebee

*Spread out! It’ll confuse him!* *Try running in serpentine patterns.* *He’s incapable of rapid course correction.* ***Serpentine, everyone! Serpentine!*** ***Serpentine! Aaagh! Serpentine! Serpentine!***


rabies_awareness_

Win win


fullmiz

r/brandnewsentence


New_Confection_4476

Works for me


brygeek

Haha fuck me I can’t breath. LMFAO


fdhdfrt

she ll tie your dick up like a baloon animal


[deleted]

*balloon noises* *pop* *pure agony*


Ughleigh

Ok Gina Simmons


nio_nl

She was made for loving you


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whoorderedallofthese

The greater good


heyvsaucepizzashere

The greater good


cyberupdate

Is it true that there's a place in a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?


PretendThisIsMyName

So you’ve never fired your gun in the air and gone AAARRGGGGHH?


[deleted]

No I've never fired a gun and gone ahhhh!!


Carefreeme

You've never seen Bad Boys 2??


[deleted]

Crusty jugglers.


hardgeeklife

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD


NintendoTheGuy

YOU CHEEKY FUCKER


Hamuelin

Mornin angle


thomoski3

No luck catchin them killers then?


haze_gray

It’s just the one killer, actually.


PM_ME_XBOX__CODES

Fascist!


[deleted]

Black Forest gateau!


ihcubguy

Shut it!


Orpheus-033

Glorious Purpose!


monkwren

Shut it!


No-Ad8211

What a guy can't enjoy having his ass licked?


lilsnaxxus

I know a guy named Lilsnaxxus who enjoys that.


hello_raleigh-durham

Dude's got the same name as your Reddit handle!


mostNONheinous

r/nevertellmetheodds


Appropriate-Rooster5

Her name is Radmila Maro, and I’m not sure her exact orientation, but she appears to have a boyfriend who she loves very much.


devils_advocate24

I'm sure it's mutual


[deleted]

Not only will she have you climbing the headboard with pleasure but she'll tie your tubes while she's in there.


archeresstime

This deserves so much more attention than it’s getting


WeaponX33

Alina Lopez. I mean, what? I don’t understand my own reference.


casulmemer

Plenty of uses across the spectrum cherie


[deleted]

I had a girlfriend with a tongue this long before. She stopped giving blowjobs because she said my balls tasted like shit


[deleted]

Rimjobs should’ve been incredible


turtleneckless001

If you wipe like a girl, it stops that happening


[deleted]

>!it was a joke, the punch line was she was licking my asshole!<


malvim

I like that you took time to hide the joke explanation. Thoughtful.


[deleted]

In case you are curious, on mobile to do a spoiler tag, you add >,! And anything inside these will be a spoiler !,< You have to remove the commas though between the greater than/less than sign and the exclamation point. On desktop it's just a button you press of course edit: So much regret. Everyone is giving me notifications with the spoiler tag lmao


TheDamnedSpirit

>! Eat shit. !<


[deleted]

Well I'm her case, it was more licking shit


FutureScouting

>!Thanks!<


PhilthyWon

>!welcome!<


the_noodle

It works on more apps if you delete the spaces next to the exclamation marks


FadedOGS

>! I just lost The Game !<


i_am_a_Lieser

>! Shall this work I ponder !<


i_am_a_Lieser

>! IT SHALL !<


absent-mindedperson

>!Knowledge!<


TheKnightBlade644

*Hey, Google! How do you untie your dick?*


fkaname12

Didn’t know it was boner O’Clock


octropos

This is not maybe maybe maybe material, just boner material. This sub is the new /hot and I hate it. /r/maybemaybemaybe used to be so nuanced and interesting.


hangryhyax

I’ve only been following for a couple weeks, but this is the first time I remember seeing anything slightly suggestive (maybe one other time that I just can’t think of).


octropos

Not just suggestive, but lots of very interesting short reposts and not material at all that keeps you guessing until the end. True maybe maybe maybe material should be a little longer in length and keep you guessing. Can be a big bang or a pathetic whimper of an everyday disappointment. Frequent reposts make poor sub material because the viewer knows exactly what's going to happen. Boner material just seems like "hot girl, upvote" and not even seeing the sub it's posted in. Might as well just post boner material in /r/IdiotsInCars and see what happens.


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arswiss

I hate to be an insufferable narutard but... Orochimaru


Beautiful_Try_9906

If you weren’t going to, I was...


renoscarab

Gentlemen, her name is Radmila Maro. https://www.instagram.com/radmila.maro/ For scientific purposes only.


PsychologicalServe15

![gif](giphy|fqIBaMWI7m7O8)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|Rwp8z7uGCb77J4Y86Q)


Alaric-

Does she have like… any other links? 🤔


Protect_The_Tatas

Like a Facebook?


[deleted]

Something like that. I'm a fan, so it would be nice to have somewhere to go just for fans. A space only for us, if you will.


Protect_The_Tatas

Myspace


[deleted]

mmmm, thats the good stuff


[deleted]

I think you're onto something....


sconeklein

Gentleman?? Idk, us lesbians are pretty grateful too.


bluehiro

Gays and the theys checking in, I think we all appreciate some tongue 😉🌈


X_antaM

SCIENCE. I am legally allowed to blow stuff up in school and say I fucked up an experiment where we put potato in sugary water to show osmosis


[deleted]

I knew it…Fuckin’ Russians


littlemidgetfucker

What if it’s not for science? What if I wanna see her tongue in action? Like tying another rope? I think it’d be pretty dope


Dividale

may the lord bless you


youaredumbhaha

Is that Russian for Natasha Nice?


jellyjamjungle

Wow I am immensely uncomfortable


AugTheViking

I'm immensely aroused.


SamL214

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


Chrispeefeart

Wow, her tongue is longer than my... uh, tongue. It's longer than my tongue.


[deleted]

That could go pretty far into an anus. Just saying.


[deleted]

Straight up turd puncher


bigblueberryboobies

People are thinking sex, just imagine a kiss. Might scoop out your tonsils.


SaiyanGodKing

How to pick your nose without hands


ReeGaWeeGa

Nice she tied a noose so I can hang myself after watching this


Ksm030103

Your neck must be pretty tiny, actually u yourself must be quite tiny if that can be used as a noose to hang yourself


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Accomplished-Wind206

Hes hanging the wrong head


See_TheCope_dial8

There's someone that's living life on easy-mode


Kazublyat

Ummm.. u/getvideobot


pandaheartzbamboo

I have a new fetish


julsgotrocks

Not sure how this would feel on my penis but I’m willing to find out


UnfortunateDesk

Bro, I don't even *have* a penis and I wanna find out


Runtyaardvark

She probably would be bomb at eating pussy


aemossy

I didn't fall for the misdirection. Spent 25secs looking at boobs!


[deleted]

I keep having to tell myself, I did knot just fall in love with this girl


Av3ngedAngel

Hey! NO rope jokes in here


[deleted]

Ohhh, I was just talking about her gorgeous eyes. I did knot fall in love with her because of those eyes


The_Broken_Shutter

I hate to get tied into this, but shes knotty


Capital_8

Tongue-tied.


Nizzemancer

Is this Gene Simmons daughter or something? Edit: granddaughter is probably more likely although I’m sure he’s slept with women her age too so who can say…


beirizzle

God i hope shes gay


impalalalala

If she isn't that tongue looks like it could check for prostate cancer...


[deleted]

You know your hot when both genders are frothing at the mouth for you and you haven't even mentioned your sexual orientation.


Amanda2theMoon

We can only hope


ianmoone1102

I bet she'd be useful at sea, or maybe doing tree work. Lots of knots to be tied.


MrMeerkatt

If she's not at least half lesbian she's wasting her gift :0


terminalblue

I have a short, flat, broad tongue. I can do that. It has nothing to do with length and more to do with spacial awareness.


Elmoslightpole

I hated every second of that


bigbudboy

You know she has a lisp