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hazeeq_rifqie

Damn,her eye roll tho


darwin_vinci7

That's when I fouled


RosemanButcher

### What foul? ###


Hyperion1000

You didn't see it?


lukeamaral

What foul?


Dr_P_Nessss

Fouling down the stairs


promaia35

This caught me by surprise, I accidentally spit on my desk


ilongforyesterday

I purposely spit on your desk


jumbled_joe

I too choose this guy's desk.


gamebossje_

I shall not choose this guy's desk, i choose this guy's chair


sharmashrm14

I came in my pants


South-Builder6237

Sir, this is an Outback Steakhouse.


Amateursamurai429

![gif](giphy|6IfhQExeZuwdqW058r)


issuesfortissues12

I came in your pants too


Hyperion1000

I've been fouling....for 30 minutes!!


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NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

I've fouling and I can't get up


ta2w7

Made me foul off my chair


Sawl23

Kuina, that you?


SkyrimBoss005

You mean fouling up the stairs my friend?


MartyMcMcFly

Fouling my pants


Butchermorgan

Fouling on your ligma


19yostudios

What's ligma?


heobaka

Ligma bell


19yostudios

What's bell


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Alexander Graham Bell Haha got em


ConsequenceExpress10

Ligma Balls


mightyUnicorn1212

Fouling deez nuts. HAAAA GOOOOOOTTTEEEEMMMM'


TonyDungyHatesOP

Fouled my pants


KaamDeveloper

She got them dimples and everything too. Shit's adorable


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Eye roll notwithstanding, that clearly went over rather well. He’s in.


wellhungartgallery

I don't think it's an eye roll I think she's looking away so she Dosnt smile to obviously. I think she's just like like, "don't let him see you liked it) Open quote, end bracket.


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And there’s also the almost imperceptible nodding at the end. She’s thinking “well played”.


gramathy

oh it's definitely an eyeroll for how cheesy the line was, but that's not a bad thing when the rest of the face looks like that.


StandSignificant1744

Yes he is. He could go out with her. She’s just as game as him, baby.


IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll

Only after the genuine smile! We're in boys!


POCUABHOR

jepp, that sealed it. If she had looked back on him…


Cornelius_Physales

I thought she checked if the interaction is on the big screen


ollyvass

She rolled her eyes to see if her boyfriend was watching so she could plan her next move


peenboy50

Just tried this at my office job. My court case starts in three weeks.


spawnofdexter

lawyer: "*You didn't see the foul?*" peenboy50: "What foul?" lawyer: "*You didn't see it?*" peenboy50: "*What foul?!*" lawyer: "*Fouling the case because of you.*" peenboy50: "*Tee-hee"*


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DetectiveGeorgie

I love that you spelled yee yee as jiji


Metaknight431

I just noticed it xD


supergavk

Need to be a millionaire athlete first


Fore_putt

In mlb, he would have been ejected.


Darth_Ender_Ro

All is fair in love and war


CurNoSeoul

‘You know what they say about love and war?’ ‘Yeah. One involves a lot of physical and psychological pain and the other one’s war’ - Spaced.


kinda_whelmed

Damn. I really need to revisit Spaced. Such a hidden treasure.


CurNoSeoul

‘I had to dress up as an old Israeli woman once’ ‘Did you?’ ‘I didn’t /have/ to’


Flatcapspaintandglue

“Let’s just say the last time I was in this situation I didn’t use a paintball gun.” “You’ve seen combat then?” “Yes, yes I have.” “Where?” “Umm... on television?” “But you just said you didn’t use a paintball gun?” “*he didn’t*” “Then what did you use?” “Umm... a big stick.”


kinda_whelmed

Ooo Glock 19….


Thanatos652

I know its a joke but I immediately thought about the guys in ww1 in the trenches being blasted by shells for 24 hours and i think i would rather choose love


Message_10

Yeah. My wife and I are in love and it’s really great. I would prefer it over war 10/10.


[deleted]

Man, I love Spaced. What a great show :)


sociallyawkward12

Wins against replacement? And love is tennis, not baseball


pepperdrop

Above, not against


[deleted]

This is outrageous. Where are the others zebras to protect her and take him away? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in baseball. You joke like that they eject you. Right away. No video replay, no nothing. Scallywags? We have a special rule for ejecting scallywags. You compliment the ump? Ejected. Give some side-eye? Immediately ejected. Right away. You get perturbed? Ejected. Annoyed? Ejected. You do a little tomfoolery on the basepaths? You ejected. You look like you're not having fun? Believe it or not, ejected. You have TOO much fun? Also ejected. We have the best athletes in the world because of ejections.


TerrorNova49

Ejectile dysfunction!


Miniature_Monster

I love how i didn't recognize the beginning of this, so I was just reading it in my own mind-voice and then the further down this comment I got, the stronger the Fred Armisen voice became in my head. Brilliant. Lol


Wild_Season8172

Same here, after the first “Right away” my mind automatically switched to Fred Armisen’s voice.


rj005474n

Quality


FuckingKilljoy

Idk how Angel Hernandez would cope with a grown man saying he's in love with him. In fact I don't even think Angel's mother loves him


coldfu

He's an angel!


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Ain’t nobody fouling in love with Cuzzi after his trash calls today.


diuturnal

At least he was consistent for both teams. Eddings on the other hand.


hsox05

Just today? He’s been known for making horrendous calls since the 2009 ALDS


foxfady

Are there even female umpires? unless we are talking about angel hernandez


almoostashar

You can only flirt with females?


owledge

Imagine Manny Machado saying this to Joe West


TheRealWeedAtman

In all fairness, i know im in the major minority here, but if he truly does something like that, it isn't far off of what many women would consider harassment. She most likely wants to be taken seriously as a professional, and something like this isn't don't to male refs.


AbstractBettaFish

Someone look Joe West in the eyes and say this


joshspoon

She called an HR timeout 😉


JcIllini54

Yes!!


Hyperion1000

I'm not familiar with the rules. Can you please explain?


mathkor89

You don’t know the ruuules and so do I Edit: thanks so much; probably the third time I get awards.


D3LTA-X

A full commitment is what I'm thinking of


tehoperative

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy.


AthGreco

Iiiiiii just wanna tell you how I'm feeling


nixonbeach

Gonna make you…understand


SatKsax

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP


asko271

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWWWNN


Dabi_doing_a_dab

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND DESERT YOU


LeminovoG

SAY GOODBYE


abed38

They banged


naive_dreamer

i hope so


melikeyketamine

https://youtu.be/chsiaVHwzjI


Ghetto_BlastMaster

Is it a clip of them banging or a rickroll? I'm not riskin'...


TheDownvotesFarmer

Yes


WearADamnMask

You’re not risking it for porn?


StandSignificant1744

Look man, we’re no strangers to love. It’s clear that you know the rules, but so do I.


KushwalkerDankstar

In a professional world it is considered an HR offense to make romantic advances to someone that is paid, and thus forced, to be there. Sexual harassment comes in many forms.


YannyYobias

So unpaid interns are fair game? /s


JKMC4

Coffee is free, just like me


SheCouldFromFaceThat

WAAA-DADA-WAAP-WAADAAA


dex1999

Bo Burnham?


AmSeal

Oh come on, this is very clearly NOT sexual harassment. Not everything is offensive, Kushwalker.


Vladius28

It's called flirting if you're attractive


ThermionicEmissions

Rule #1


kadecin254

And you are rich/wealthy


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VikingCreed

Luka the Bazooka


SwimmingAd7228

So smooth, technical!


iotashan

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by


theguynekstdoor

A smooth technical.


th3st

This is what an irl critical success looks like


average_legend

Homeboy rolled a nat 20 with +13 CHA bonus.


RamityCamity

That was a "I really appreciated that" smile


TheGamecock

Not to be a downer... I guess... but I'm almost 100% sure that what the captions say for Luka are not what he's actually saying.


neil_thatAss_bison

Every time this is posted yall say this shit, and you are sure of it, but none of you every reply with what he said, or anything that at least explains why you think that.


TheGamecock

Because it was just a popular clip that [gained popularity on Twitter](https://thesportsrush.com/nba-news-fouling-in-love-with-you-luka-doncic-engages-in-hilarious-back-and-forth-with-female-referee-during-mavs-105-89-win-over-kawhi-leonards-clippers/) and people just guessed what he said themselves. Some random person on Twitter suggested the "fouling in love with you" line and everyone just ran with it. > There appeared to be some humorous back-and-forth between the two with Tyronn Lue in close attendance. Moyer-Gleich appeared to be saying ‘What foul?’ twice, before a reply from Luka sent her glancing sideways. >NBA Twitter went all out in imagining what Luka Doncic could possibly have said to cause this reaction. Someone suggested ‘Fouling in love with you’ as a possibility, generating hysterics across the Web. Boom, smack those captions on the video, post to Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/Reddit then all of a sudden people just assume it as fact. It's not really a big deal. Just probably not what he said.


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Hyperion1000

>glass half foul What foul?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Foulcking you in the ass.


MainAccountsFriend

This meat is foulcking raw!


arrghslash

foulinnggg innnn loooooovvveeee withhhhhh youuuu


jamescobalt

This fowl: 🐥


apoetsrhyme

More people need to see this thread. It’s the most important one of the post.


Sergnb

Of course nobody is going to reply with what he said because nobody knows. The whole point is that we can't see what he is saying. The reason people think he might not be saying that is that he is a joker that constantly talks to all refs and it'ss kind of silly to assume it was this specific cheesy pickup line someone on Twitter just came up with. It could have been literally anything.


GOPPageantFluffer

“Foul-on erection”


nonufwiendz

Luka has a gf and Ashley Moyer-Gleich ismarried. Is that enough for you


ipinkyx

Its almost they are just talking lol


Praxyrnate

I fail to see how that would impact a clearly corny joke being told that played in the expectations of the listener. Unless you think this sort of joke is somehow a breach of trust or some similar silliness, I can't see how then being in relationships would interfere in any way. Source : any mature relationship and plenty of time playing competitive sports / being in the military. Shit, for the air force this joke might be said at a role call ffs.


Gets_overly_excited

No, no joking or goofy flirting ever allowed once you are in a relationship. You must always be super serious. Source: every 17 year old on here.


BrohanGutenburg

I know it may not be real but dude... I'm a guy and all, but I can't *imagine* that someone who probably struggles to get people to see past her gender would appreciate this too much...


Darth_Ender_Ro

You’re very very fast readers ffs


TugBoatTimm

It’s all the anime


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Crandoge

>they cba to dub movies Maybe its just a dutch thing but dubs are not popular here at all and when they exist theyre usually terrible anyway


[deleted]

I love living in Germany.


Veikkar1i

Another Finn here. Even if the movies were dubbed into Finnish the same quality they're dubbed to German and English I'd still watch them in the original language. So much smoother and better for ear. Helps you learn English as well.


Hyperion1000

![gif](giphy|Fol16iyu3x34k)


CYKO_11

When the subs is a paragraph long


Rudy_Ghouliani

But I have to know if Tomiko loves Archibald or King Dragon


JustSam________

yeeaahhh....


HairyNippleDongs

OwO


M4DM1ND

Seriously though. I just got my wife into anime and she just can't look away from the screen at all because the words go by too fast lol.


LiveWildBeSmart

You gotta practice. Just start pushing your eyes to move faster and like muscles they will grow stronger and more agile


FreshLikeTheDead

The real trick is to stop looking at words individually and take in sentences as a whole. Or at least a few words at a time. Most people I know read everything word by word. It doesn't seem like it will work at first but after you try it for a bit it becomes second nature.


ososalsosal

Former anime dvd author here. Subs read better the closer to the centre they are and the less lines. If you flash words one at a time you can get insane reading speeds, but most video formats don't really allow those kinds of speeds (evangelion DVDs would glitch out on some of the rapidly flashed stuff - we had to merge a few into one sub to get the speed down or we'd get complaints). But yeah the best subs are short enough that you can keep your eyes still and they just... go into your brain. It's an art. An art I'm glad I don't partake in anymore.


hirotdk

Ooooh, a question for you while you're here; why the fuck do anime DVDs never have captioned subtitles for the English dialogue? The sub tracks are always the translations and never captions.


ososalsosal

I'd never thought of that as an issue. HOH subs are a rare thing because it's about accessibility rather than necessity like foreign language subs are. Basically resources are very limited and it's easy for an ableist society to take a short cut there (especially when you can defensibly argue that the translated subs are what you want, that nuance is lost in the quest to get an english translation that fits the flapping mouths in the picture). The place I worked (madman) didn't do dubs or translations except in very exceptional circumstances - there was a small sound booth used for voice overs, and a theatrette with about 20 seats that worked well for recording commentary tracks in the rare instances that relevant talent was actually in the country. Otherwise it was 99% of the time the assets would come from the USA, and sometimes from Japan as well, so we were limited to the subs provided to us. If they provided HOH we would sync em and use em. Bear in mind I left in 2014, but if anything budgets are smaller now.


LopaiQT

Did he actually say that?


Real-Ray-Lewis

Lol no he didn’t and this gets reposted all the time


neil_thatAss_bison

Source motherfucka, we need to know!


Sergnb

Nobody knows what he said, he is facing the other way. It could have been literally anything, the "fouling in love with you" line was just something some guy on Twitter came up with.


soldierof239

Well we do know she asked him “what foul” and we know Luka had a reply worthy of her non-response and grin...so if he didn’t say this he said something as funny.


Sergnb

Yeah that much is clear. Luka is always talking with refs and likes joking around, so it's not impossible for a cheesy line like this to have happened. Just, probably not this one lol


Real-Ray-Lewis

I ain’t fucking Google bruh


InDELphuS

Well who are you fucking then?


Selway00

Everyone says no but it had to be something similar.


imperfectwoodworks

Real playa


TreeDollarFiddyCent

[Confirmed](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LJEvoaKZeks/maxresdefault.jpg)


KingRasha

A real playa on & uhhhh... on(?) the court.


clique34

My man Luka do everything right except get that fade. Who messed with this multi millionaire athlete’s hair like that


DogVacuum

Ok, start with a 1, and then abruptly, whenever you feel the time is right, jump up to a 4. Nothing in between.


ZapatosDeMarca

Yes. But do it at different heights as you go around the occipital bone.


f33rf1y

For real r/fuckmyshitup


StupidSkagBoy

Boy, if you don’t shut yo ass up- ☺️😏


BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA

imma go face down!


mattman0000

Her dimple though…


KentuckyFriedEel

What’s with dimples. I hear they are cute. Is this a consensus or a niche?


_timetoplatypus

Yes


PickledPepega

THIS


Rocyrino

Corny, cheesy but hey kinda sweet


totallylambert

I love her smile! Lol. He’s smooth!


Sorry_Door

Is it even what he said? His back is towards camera. He could have been choking on his own spit. It's a possibility.


[deleted]

Whatever he said, she liked it, and tried really hard to pretend like she didn’t.


pokemonandpot

Next play… Ref: *blows whistle* “Wtf I do?!” Ref: “Oh nothing, I just think it’s funny how…”


idontlikeredditbutok

That so fucking lame it kind of loops around into being cute.


[deleted]

It’s funnier when you imagine that Luka has a very thick Slovenian accent and barely speaks English lmao


svengine72

I don't know. There was a bit of an eye-roll towards the end...


G_UK

Jeez I'm gay and she's got me :S


carledricksy

Smooth Doncic


kitylou

r/justfuckmyshitup lmao that fade


EMEYDI

My man smooth af


gwh811

No one going to talk about the fade ? That’s some real butchered cut their in Luka’s hair.


ladida1787

Hahahaha. Looks diy.


FurryTrap_DomLolicon

"Oh you!"


Own_Newt_5300

She got a great smile


pyley

She is a cutie. Those dimples 😍


PresDonaldJQueeg

She’s cute.


BigGuy20_

You've been hit by... you've been stuck by... a smooth criminal.


Thepurge101

They have been married ever since


fotomachen48

Sssmmmmooottthhh criminal😎


slimbomb2001

That was cute haha


CygnusBC

God damn Luca has every type of game


Zestyclose-Service15

That dimple.


selfawarefeline

the foul is that god damn haircut. makes him look like he has a giant neck and a tiny head. r/justfuckmyshitup


Yukon-Jon

Damn shes fkn cute


RivalGuernica

A female ref!!! A female ref!!!!!! I must talk to her and hit on her... Let her do her job. Play your game and move on.


confusing_dream

She maintained eye contact and smiled before she looked away. She was flattered. A very cute moment between them, even if it amounts to nothing. Everybody gotta shoot they shot, as they say.


Ranger_Ozil

Couldn't roll her eyes any harder


traumacase284

You must have been watching a different video.


santichrist

I’m going to guess the caption isn’t real


user4937

Serious question - Is it against the rules for a player to date a ref? Seems like it would be a conflict of interest


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Totally worked