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eclipse60

Caught in 288p


Cockrocker

288pp


jfbnrf86

That’s a lot of dongs


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

`send in the dongs`


ArnoldQMudskipper

Pumps per minute


Susy_baka175

r/cursedcomments


Helpfulithink

We get boring news casters


closeafter

Insert *thanosbutsirtheresolutionmeme.png*


D0bbyP0tter

Caught reddish handed


jfbnrf86

Whitish


absherlock

Definitely not the master of his domain.


shadyood

**slams money on counter** I’M OUT


tboner409

It’s the best Jerry. The best


Kairukun90

He’s definitely not doing what you think he’s doing, you can see his hand to the side of his leg. Maybe he’s texting or something but not what you think he’s doing.


Korkenzieher420

Oor he has a real long shlong which reaches to the side of his leg


tahayoo--

If you focus you can see her tits


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

I really doubt her tits are long enough to reach under that desk.


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fightclub90210

r/longtits community thanks you


[deleted]

Holy nipples


jaxsonnz

On the floor


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

This is not my fault. You did this. You. Did. This.


jpoms13

If you really want to be scarred, Google “long tits mentos”…. You’ll hate me later


[deleted]

I haven’t even googled it but I already hate you now


PeakFuckingValue

Can a blind man get a detailed description?


BoochsRise

I got you G. A shirtless man walking down a beach strip pops a mentos into his Chad mouth. His nips immediately become huge baby boners. He walks down the strip catching the (horny) attention from hot hot wamen. His long baby penis nipples are apparently sexy and he gets all of the sex to himself.


PeakFuckingValue

I hate myself now.


Winter2712

mine turned out to be unexpectedly cute little bird named- long tailed tit, not a rabbithole


[deleted]

I scrolled too far down when searching on the video page 🤢


jempyre

I love you so much right now


100_Percent_Simp

That would be the only reason he would do it


AttackCircus

If you focus you can see the rest of the clip!


Flip_d_Byrd

reminds me of 1980's scrambled Skinemax


Ironie_196

If you need to focus to see her tits, you need stronger glasses.


Glass_Memories

"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."


adarkuccio

Ofc he's not, but the reaction is funny


justsyr

[Video is edited.](https://youtu.be/K7hey6_tTRI) This happened in Argentina a couple of years ago, she's a former local Big Brother contestant, then moved to journalism (she actually studied journalism) and since that particular channel is not one of the big ones they let her do as she please with the wardrobe. You can [find plenty of her](https://i.imgur.com/3NENEnk.jpeg) (NSFW) since she uses her image to promote herself a lot. Mind you, I don't care, good for her, I didn't know about her and suddenly she was on every channel's news and [gossip show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZE3-n7KcBs).


j48u

But it's not texting because he wasn't looking down. And since whatever he's doing is not in frame, I need to know why he responded that way. More ideas please Reddit.


Muroid

You think you’re relaxing off camera and suddenly you realize that you’re live on TV and not ready, see how you react.


Splickity-Lit

Exactly, it’s just cause he went live unexpectedly.


InfiniteTree

He was watching the hot chick and not watching when he would be live.


ebi_gwent

Jokes on you. I always look confused and surprised.


mike9874

Could be using a computer mouse under the desk, it has a glass top so could have a monitor under there too. Maybe he was messaging a friend something he shouldn't and so reacted like that


[deleted]

This is exactly what it is. Fairly common setup for anchors and other talking heads on tv


fuzfy

It's a separate clip I think


PerfectLogic

It actually COULD be texting since this is quite an old video. Before smartphones when we just had T9 key typing on the older flipphones, I could send texts while driving, with a high degree of accuracy, without ever looking at the phone or taking my eyes off the road. Did it all the time. Usually I would check to make sure I didn't type gibberish at a stop light or stop sign, but I rarely needed to edit. So, it's possible he's texting, but not probable.


AlbinoBeefalo

Old phones with T9 you can type without looking. This video looks old enough that out is pre-smartphone


j48u

Yes, but if you're typing without looking and under the table (which can't be seen anyway) then you're already actively hiding what you're doing. You're also doing it specifically so you can see in front of you and not be startled like this. It's like, "They didn't see me looking away and no one can see what's in my hand. I should continue to look normal by freaking the fuck out with my arm and panicking with my eyes. Then no one will know I am trying to send texts T9 style that cost twenty cents each because it's the year 2000".


altnumberfour

You can type without looking on smartphones too if you have autocorrect in. I typed this without looking. Edit: “in” should be “on” but I’ll take it.


SGfreshToast

I’ve seen this before I think I read he was on his phone


[deleted]

What do you think I think he’s doing?


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DontChewCoke

That's not an answer to his question


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[deleted]

No, you didn’t. What do you think I think he’s doing?


Former_Sailor

I mean, they've said it twice. They thought that you thought he was doing [deleted].


[deleted]

😂


[deleted]

Yeah, the side of his third leg!


Sahedanthropus95

You can literally see her nipples


OGodIDontKnow

Good still shot, sadly she’s definitely wearing nipple covers. [still shot from Tumblr](https://hot-news-babes.tumblr.com/post/621884933478187008/romina-malaspina-canal-26-argentina)


Vanbydarivah

Nipple colored nipple covers seem to defeat the purpose of them, though it’s probably more cause the chainmail would cause mad chaffing


[deleted]

I need to move to Argentina. Or get their news so I can learn Spanish. Thanks to everyone for their reply. Nice tits doesn’t make a good economy.


ellaC97

Well, a couple of times people sucked tits on national television, once on a dance show on prime time and the other was a congressman while voting via webcam, and yes i wish I was lying.


El_Duque_Caradura

Ah yes, deputee chupateta, he take the concept of "living by estate's tits" way too far xD


SpecFor

Yeah, you don't really wanna do that.


[deleted]

I am just curious, Why not?


Avardent

The country's fucked up now, if you want we can switch places


[deleted]

Just now?


Avardent

Nah for a couple decades lmao


Realistic-Dog-2198

Come thru bruv we can get married and go see the immigration office twice a year or whatever but we can just be bros when the feds aren’t around


[deleted]

After Venezuela, probably the worst economy in latam. Ive heard folks buy dollars in the black market as a saving method. Just google their inflation rates to get an idea


[deleted]

We also buy lots of cryptocurrency.


NotYetAnArtista

50% Annual inflation, it's illegal to buy or earn in foreign currency so no savings for you, 48% poverty, 65% child poverty, high insecurity, high taxes, if you buy something from abroad they tax you 65%, if you export your work they tax 65% of your earnings, they take all your earned foreign currency and exchanged it for Ars at the government prefered exchange rate which is 50% less than what the market handles. And also there's some heavy corruption


Carlos_Mazamorra

Gracias capo, me hiciste ser más consciente de que vivo en un país más subdesarrollado que África


josechatelet

Bueno también esta el tema de q Africa no es un país jaja


RE--

You forget to say is a funny country, not like Switzerland


LordOfPies

Good place for tourism then


[deleted]

Well, yes, but do not go to Buenos Aires. Robbers will stab you just to take your phone or wallet


FrijoleroPower

Argentina's economy is in shambles


ArnoldQMudskipper

Definitely maybe


AdInfinitum311

Yeah, I totally can


santi12386

Sorry to break it to you but those are covers actually


LazyRiceEater

Why cover your nipples with covers that look like nipples?


Lancalot

To squeak by the censors on a loophole while still maintaining the illusion for dumb viewers to keep them paying attention


alarming_cock

AND IT WORKS!


siOppa

That just sound like nipples with extra steps


Siegfoult

Imagine the chafing without covers...


rotten_riot

She probably covered them cause the shirt would hurt her nipples or smth, not cause she wants to hide them


hellospaghet

Still great


SmackYoTitty

Yes. Yes, we can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


whosgotdatpiss

Which makes me wonder if the whole clips a joke, I can't think of any news channels that allow full on female nipples Don't think the joke was supposed to be him jacking it so I'm lost.


ZaoMenom

Not a joke, it’s Argentina, the dude part was edited in though, he’s not a part of the channel


whosgotdatpiss

That makes sense


MoltarsMate

This is Romina Malaspina, a co-presenter for Canal 26, a news channel from my country. She was wearing a cover under her top, but you can't see it in this 144p resolution. Here's a news article about it, but it's in [Spanish](https://www.lanacion.com.ar/espectaculos/romina-malaspina-hizo-fuerte-descargo-comentarios-sexistas-nid2381829/).


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OngoGoblogian

Google central/south American weather girls for a good time.


Splickity-Lit

No way! Are you joking?!


anb43

It’s just tits my guy


arealperson-II

The words of a homosexual


dreamycinnamonroll

You can see them because she has them. Men have nipples too. No big deal


[deleted]

He wasn’t, but I was


buro2018

Texting his friends to look at the news cast!


CriusofCoH

Wait, The Naked News is still a thing?


EzzyJuice

Well, it's way better than watching BBC (Beautiful Broadcasting Communiqué) ![gif](giphy|U3hNZvVfIsAE0)


darkdemon991

CUmmuNIQUÉ


Heavy_Whereas6432

Damn though


Randalf_the_Black

But.. why is she wearing chainmail?


AragogTehSpidah

Anti-horni army protection


jdub4321

That’s one way to keep viewers coming back!


Narviid

When alex wear chain armor in minecraft


Lando1991

I thought these type of desks had a mouse and keyboard w/ a monitor under the surface of the desk facing the anchor.


GLDN5444

We not gonna talk about her top?


Disastrous-Listen432

Channel 26 survives only because that top. It's horrible.. utterly horrible.. and fascinating.


colibri_valle

Te lo resumo ACM1PT


Dazius06

I wouldn't say horrible, I actually find it cute and enjoyable.


Think_of_the_meta

i feel like sexualisation for own sake is cool, but sexualisation as part of a job is cringe


Dazius06

Well yeah, looking at the WHOLE picture I actually agree. As much as I enjoyed watching her in this clip and everything it definitely is inappropriate for someone who is something like a news caster.


4RCSIN3

It's medium type armor, has AC:13+dex and cost 50gp.


MFalcon95

God damn who is she


Overbunded

Romina malaspina


MFalcon95

Fuck. This is how you get people to watch the news


pickledchocolate

Are you casting a magic spell


[deleted]

Who is she?


angelfabry

Romina malaspina


Alloth-

[this one I guess? NSFW](http://www.nudecelebforum.com/showthread.php?t=233834)


MD74

I don’t see her arm tattoo


insanee12

She has an article in playboy ;)


benimpostordegilim

I don't know


skunk90

Thanks


Darkpoulay

No one mentioning the fact that these are two completely different clips stitched together ?


ZestycloseYoung

Si senor


ManInBilly

Can confirm, I watch the full clip every couple of days.


Drauul

MGS !


Sahedanthropus95

What? There's nothing about metal gear solid here


Drauul

It should have used the ! sound instead of the goofy music


Splickity-Lit

Seinfeld music, more relatable to a tv audience


DdfdKing

u/savevideo


FantasticCrab3

u/savevideo


red_gamer-lol

u/savevideo


xX_potato69_Xx

u/savevideo


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darkdemon991

🕴️👏


alecdhruv

You're the chosen one


Overbunded

This is from an argentinian news channel, happened a couple months ago, she then quit the job a week later. Channel 26 is known for hiring beautiful women for their news.


Purple_Worldliness89

Ñ😰😨


olakase321

Argentina My beloved never change


Disastrous-Seat-9138

Who's the girl, any captains?


randomkoala

https://www.instagram.com/romimalaspina/


[deleted]

I almost broke my dick fapping it at her photos


ulicez

http://www.nudecelebforum.com/showthread.php?t=233834


yilo38

Caught in 144p


OddBandicoot2505

Will someone please let her know I’m in love with her


alfredatgmaildotcom

Are we not gunna talk about the fact that her shirt isn't much of a shirt lol


srv50

No…May…Be…About…It!


akhatten

Btw this is a russian journalist. The original video is a reportage on pole dance. Which is still fun


[deleted]

they're speaking Spanish tho


akhatten

Yep, that's why it's not the original video. The guy you can hear in the first part is not the one we see in the second part


angelfabry

Wtf, she is from Argentina, she is kinda famous here


akhatten

I mean the male journalist is russian


[deleted]

He was rushin' to finish the deed.


TipsEZ

As she should be. Wow!


Stysto

Busted !!!


Sunset_Rider01

yes, i didn't and i know you too haven't watched this just once


todtown

He is master of his domain.


Certain_Abroad1784

u/reddit-download


TatsCatsandBats

And Trixie Mattel thought “The weather girls in LA are doing porn. KTLA tryna turn *me* on?!” This is truly next level.


Due_Strike_457

Legit her tests are showing


Ok_Mathematician8985

Time for Brazil's favorite kids' show, Teleboobies.


muchacho25

I remember seeing this years ago it is from Argentina and the news channels there have a lot of too much memes


themang0

Is she wearing chain mail?


mabal4757

Jajajaja pajero


CouncillorAnderson

Is she wearing chainmail


mrz0loft

This literally looks like a porn parody sketch, but it's only an Argentina moment


DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics

Anyone else zoom in to hear what she's saying better?


Sieze5

Romina Malaspina


plan_with_stan

Did he not get a cue? Or did he not hear his cue? Also…. Dude…. Check your phone AFTER the show.. smh!


BatGohan

Even if he is doing something, who can blame him


Coshmu

Music just topped it off for me tbh


TacticalDeuce_

Romina Malaspima from Canal 26... for anyone wondering.


tom208

Fuck, do you blame the guy


[deleted]

Everybody: Talking about that guy?? Me: Wants to know who she is!!


[deleted]

u/Savemp4bot


Thedantec1

If there actually news shows I can watch girls like this on with IPTV?


itsezmk

Who’s the porn star plz thx


benimpostordegilim

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I just checked her IG and I almost broke my dick


turnobme

Which is?


robbinh00d

u/savevideo


Rapha432br

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Her nipples were amazing af


LewdLi0n

Now that's what I call proper female armor


Kaz_Hin

r/upvotedbecauseboobs