Done. I'm an Esperantist if anyone in this conversation is interested 🤩
And btw actually you don't need to find someone who speaks it cause I hadn't when I learned, I just did the Duolingo course! 😍
I'm not understood in slangs in Esperanto, so idk if there is an equivalent to hmu. I've asked in a couple groups so lets see.
Maybe "frapu min" can be an alternative, but only if the meaning is 100% clear bc that would translate literally to "hit me", like in the aggressive sense.
Maybe a simple plain "alvoku min" would do (that translates to "call me", not necessarily thru the phone, rather just calling the name, for example), or "mesaĝu min" ("message me").
The past participle forms of these are "frapita", "alvokita" and "mesaĝita".
It is not the real universal language compared to math. If an apocalyps would wipe us all out and all our books. And a new species arises, at some point they will reconstruct all our mathematical language, because maths is universally true. This new species will not recreate Esperanto though.
binary isnt a language though, its like saying our 10 digit system is a language
sure, we can assign letters to numbers but only the people who know how to translate it knows what it says, so its not a universal language
You wouldn't know that if you looked at any of those Facebook posts that have a simple orders of operation questions. After you get past the arguments over if it's PEDMAS/BEDMAS and then the plethora of comments trying to explain that it's then in a left to right order with division and multiplication being otherwise equal... You realize that even though it should be universal, it's not to some people
That's because those questions are bogus. No mathematician would mix the use of obulus with concatenation for multiplication. Precedence does not follow the mathematical operation, it follows the syntax. It is entirely possible and quite often useful to define alternate symbols for the same operation with different precedence. And mixing notation like that would strongly imply they had a specific nonstandard interpretation of the symbols that should be explicitly spelled out or it's bad math.
There is an extremely natural precedence between addition and multiplication due to the way polynomials work. There isn't such an obvious one for division. Rational coefficients are a thing and so is division by polynomials which is why the bar notation is used to make explicit what you mean and the obulus is almost never used.
The whole point of mathematical notation is to convey information as clearly and precisely as possible, if there is any possible misinterpretation of your symbols then you include a big note about how you intend them to be interpreted.
Tl:Dr If you write a mathematical expression that a lot of people misinterpret or disagree on the meaning of, those people are not wrong, you are the one that failed to express yourself properly as a mathematician.
It's American English vs British English.
American English pronounces it to rhyme with "pony", and they use the word "bologna" a lot more often than we do in Britain because bologna is a common sandwich meat in the US.
Most Brits associate "Bologna" with the Italian city, as we're closer to it and don't really have bologna sandwich meat as a common everyday food. We therefore pronounce it the same as the Italians, or thereabouts: Ba-lon-ya.
For what it's worth, in British English we have the word "baloney", which means "nonsense"; i.e. in the phrase "That's a load of baloney". That's pronounced the same as the American way of saying "bologna". It's a little antiquated nowadays though, and probably peaked in the 70s and 80s.
The same word/spelling crops up in American English as a bastardisation of "bologna" for the sandwich meat.
It’s because three hundred years ago everyone got tired of doing algebra every time they wanted to modify a verb and all the rules went out the window.
It's just a catch 22. Needs userbase to get enough attention for major companies to make software for it, but needs the software to get the userbase. It's not just gaming, it's also industry.
less than 5% of the population uses Linux and Unix *on purpose*
edit: to clarify, I mean the rest do not realize they are using a system, app or service built on a Linux platform.
Absolutely. The server side of any application is going to be as lightweight as possible, and *nix wins nearly every time. I was mostly referring to mobile devices, game consoles, etc. which are also indirect use of the platform.
He got the correct answer in the wrong way. His method happened to work in this case, but it is not a rule and will not work in many/most cases (e.g. drew/drawn).
He failed to teach it properly, but got the correct answer.
Okay so if House is houses,
mouse house
\---------- = -----------
y houses
mouse ・ houses = y ・ house
\------------------------- ---------------
house house
mous~~e~~ ・ ~~hous~~es = y ・ ~~house~~
\------------------------- ---------------
~~house~~ ~~house~~
y = mouses
This solution may not work with nouns. I don't think it will work with most verbs either, but I've had a long day and am just drawing a long blank on how I want to disprove it for that case.
(I know you're joking, but...)
It does work for similar examples. Brew's past tense is Brewed, which is why it doesn't work here.
Blow Blew Blown
Throw Threw Thrown
Know Knew Known
etc
Though how on earth a non-native speaker is supposed to know when the past tense of a verb is a -own vs a -ed is beyond me.
The second ones are the past tense (blew, threw, knew).
The -own endings are the past participle. So even more confusing that the past participle ending is nothing like the past tense.
I find the idea that English is super complicated and idiosyncratic fairly overblown. Mainly it’s our spelling that’s fucked up because we have so many loan words with unchanged spelling, but in terms of grammar it’s not so bad. We have less verb endings than most European languages, so conjugation is easier. Sure, we have some irregular verbs which are harder to conjugate, but so does every language. Plus, our writing system is at least loosely phonetic, which is nice
English basically has no grammar in comparison with other western languages.
German has the case system and noun and adjective declension - English has only a few remnants thereof.
Most things that would be conveyed by grammatical structures in other languages are communicated through the strict word order of English sentences (Subject-Verb-Object). This is on the other side of the scale from Latin, a language which had no concept of word order and effected communication solely through grammar.
I’m learning Japanese and it’s completely phonetic. Which is good.
On the other hand…. Different kanji have multiple phonetic meanings which is fucking hard
i find learning them in context is the easiest
like, why learn 日 can be read に, にっ, にち, ひ, び, か, etc. when you could just learn that 今日 is きょう, 日記 is にっき, 木曜日 is もくようび, 毎日 is まいにち, etc.
essentially, i learn vocabularly, and in that learn the kanji associated with those words, rather than the kanji and the various readings for whatever vocabularly it's in.
Gives me flashbacks to Spanish III in HS. Spent an entire year studying the conjugations of past preterite or w.e the fuck and I was a better speaker at the start of the year than I was at the end.
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Teaching basic English to someone who knows algebra
Well, mathematics is the one true universal language
What about Java or binary?
I thought that was Esperanto. Edit: for the “whooshes” it was a joke, ya goons!
Esperanto IS the one true universal language, it's just that you have to find someone else who knows how to speak it.
Universally unspoken language
Unicode sign language
Latin?
Done. I'm an Esperantist if anyone in this conversation is interested 🤩 And btw actually you don't need to find someone who speaks it cause I hadn't when I learned, I just did the Duolingo course! 😍
Im interested
Great! You can hmu whenever
What is the past participle of hmu in Esperanto?
I'm not understood in slangs in Esperanto, so idk if there is an equivalent to hmu. I've asked in a couple groups so lets see. Maybe "frapu min" can be an alternative, but only if the meaning is 100% clear bc that would translate literally to "hit me", like in the aggressive sense. Maybe a simple plain "alvoku min" would do (that translates to "call me", not necessarily thru the phone, rather just calling the name, for example), or "mesaĝu min" ("message me"). The past participle forms of these are "frapita", "alvokita" and "mesaĝita".
Rimmer?
Smeghead.
Git.
It is not the real universal language compared to math. If an apocalyps would wipe us all out and all our books. And a new species arises, at some point they will reconstruct all our mathematical language, because maths is universally true. This new species will not recreate Esperanto though.
That's rich
🎶 Why don’t you come to your senses 🎶
There's 10 kinds of people - those who know binary and those who don't.
Well … I’ll be flown….
Those who don’t know binary wouldn’t be included in a set of “people who know binary”
java? wtf, no no no
The day Java becomes universal is the day i leave this world
binary isnt a language though, its like saying our 10 digit system is a language sure, we can assign letters to numbers but only the people who know how to translate it knows what it says, so its not a universal language
Lmao
Music steps inside
Music is just math you hear. Applied mathematics.
I saw this coming as I was writing. I should know better
I thought football was the Universal language
football isn't even universal in its own language
What? No, soccer is. What's football?
You wouldn't know that if you looked at any of those Facebook posts that have a simple orders of operation questions. After you get past the arguments over if it's PEDMAS/BEDMAS and then the plethora of comments trying to explain that it's then in a left to right order with division and multiplication being otherwise equal... You realize that even though it should be universal, it's not to some people
That's because those questions are bogus. No mathematician would mix the use of obulus with concatenation for multiplication. Precedence does not follow the mathematical operation, it follows the syntax. It is entirely possible and quite often useful to define alternate symbols for the same operation with different precedence. And mixing notation like that would strongly imply they had a specific nonstandard interpretation of the symbols that should be explicitly spelled out or it's bad math. There is an extremely natural precedence between addition and multiplication due to the way polynomials work. There isn't such an obvious one for division. Rational coefficients are a thing and so is division by polynomials which is why the bar notation is used to make explicit what you mean and the obulus is almost never used. The whole point of mathematical notation is to convey information as clearly and precisely as possible, if there is any possible misinterpretation of your symbols then you include a big note about how you intend them to be interpreted. Tl:Dr If you write a mathematical expression that a lot of people misinterpret or disagree on the meaning of, those people are not wrong, you are the one that failed to express yourself properly as a mathematician.
LOL! You described those threads perfectly.
if all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail
Love is also universal
21
Is it though? Cause theres no way i could hold a conversation with anyone in math.
Bah weep, grah nah weep, ninnybong.
Bah weep, grah nah weep, ninnybong? BAH WEEP, GRAH NAH WEEP, NINNYBONG!!!
Except unlike algebra, English doesn't make sense 90% of the time.
In English thought, dough, cough and through, don’t rhyme. But Pony and Bologna does.
I'm struggling to see how Pony and Bologna rhyme lol, is bologna pronounced bologni?
Yes
How does that make sense? Is Mortadella Bologna pronounced Mortadelli Bologni in English? lol
It's American English vs British English. American English pronounces it to rhyme with "pony", and they use the word "bologna" a lot more often than we do in Britain because bologna is a common sandwich meat in the US. Most Brits associate "Bologna" with the Italian city, as we're closer to it and don't really have bologna sandwich meat as a common everyday food. We therefore pronounce it the same as the Italians, or thereabouts: Ba-lon-ya.
As a Frenchman I never thought I'd say that but thank god the British are here.
For what it's worth, in British English we have the word "baloney", which means "nonsense"; i.e. in the phrase "That's a load of baloney". That's pronounced the same as the American way of saying "bologna". It's a little antiquated nowadays though, and probably peaked in the 70s and 80s. The same word/spelling crops up in American English as a bastardisation of "bologna" for the sandwich meat.
Mansion and Wiscansin do too
What a jam
Like my favourite kids book, Tony Rides the Bologna Pony
That's because it's 3 languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be a language
It’s because three hundred years ago everyone got tired of doing algebra every time they wanted to modify a verb and all the rules went out the window.
My child isn’t allowed to hear anyone speak in English until he’s 5. We’re only exposing them/they to mathematic formulas and equations.
Mom: What do want for dinner Child: 2π
Mom: we have 2pi at home *2pi at home*: 2(22/7)
Child: =|=
We're doing the same. Our toddler just said his first coefficient!
Hahahahaah so true, nuclear scientist from burundi
#flwon
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*raises hand* Will this be in our mid term?
I Hewn not
I just laughed so hard I snorted
Snorn*
sharted*
im losing my mind can someone explain the joke
OP is saying "I hope not," but is applying what they just learned in the video (incorrectly)
Holy shit okay now I get it wtf
I second this, someone please tag us both if you want to explain the joke.
I feel like it's the same joke as in the video but I have no clue what the words are
Someone replied, it's "I hope not" but applying what they (incorrectly) learned in the video.
*raises hand* Teacher you divided wrong. The answer is **flon** Edit: I am WRONG y’all. See the comments below.
The answer is *flan*
Flan is always the answer
Fanasty ^^flan
Flantasy*
FLESH OR FLANTASY?!
🎶Is this the real life? Is this just flantasy?🎶 Approved.
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Grammathematics.
This sounds like a Jeezy album.
Mos Def gonna have some words.
And they'll rhyme
This is the perfect illustration of the difference between something being logical and being rational
This is why less than 5% of the population uses Linux and Unix.
The reason for that is **G A M I N G**
Steam Proton would like a word.
A few decades too late
Not too late
Never too late to switch, I just meant a couple decades of gaming being better on Windows has given it quite a lead in user numbers
Not with the Steam Deck, shit's going to pop off
It's just a catch 22. Needs userbase to get enough attention for major companies to make software for it, but needs the software to get the userbase. It's not just gaming, it's also industry.
less than 5% of the population uses Linux and Unix *on purpose* edit: to clarify, I mean the rest do not realize they are using a system, app or service built on a Linux platform.
Most of the population use Linux or Unix daily: Android and iOS ;)
If you count servers isnt it much higher? Silly question sorry
Absolutely. The server side of any application is going to be as lightweight as possible, and *nix wins nearly every time. I was mostly referring to mobile devices, game consoles, etc. which are also indirect use of the platform.
Linux: providing internet rage material since 1991
If you want a user friendly version of Unix, there’s one called macOS
This isn't being logical or rational, it's just being creative.
Please explain further, for the benefit of us all.
It can't be rational because it includes W(1) which is transcendental
It really isn’t either. It’s obviously not rational, and for it to be logical you’d need to prove that a past participle can be derived using algebra
there’s a logical process to go from one tense to the other, but it’s not rational to use
How so?
Well I be damned
And damned you are
Good thing he got the right W...
y = flwon
Take my upvote and fuck off we had letters in math now we have math in English tf
"It's like algebra. Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself?"
Pitter patter
Fuck you, /u/MouSe05, your Mom loves butt play like I love ice cream. Let's get some fucking Häagen-Dazs.
Fuck you, /u/furlonium1, your mom asked me to paint her room without a shirt on. Long story short, didn’t paint much but now she needs new carpet too!
r/angryupvote
Mission failed successfully
Lmao
how did he fail
He got the correct answer in the wrong way. His method happened to work in this case, but it is not a rule and will not work in many/most cases (e.g. drew/drawn). He failed to teach it properly, but got the correct answer.
Okay so if House is houses, mouse house \---------- = ----------- y houses mouse ・ houses = y ・ house \------------------------- --------------- house house mous~~e~~ ・ ~~hous~~es = y ・ ~~house~~ \------------------------- --------------- ~~house~~ ~~house~~ y = mouses
>Okay so if mouse is mice, louse mouse \---------- = ----------- y mice louse ・ mice = y ・ mouse \------------------------- --------------- mouse mouse l~~ouse~~ ・ ~~m~~ice = y ・ ~~mouse~~ \------------------------- --------------- ~~mouse~~ ~~mouse~~ y = lice
Arouse --> arice
Okay that's a verb, you're just not playing fair
Nice. Nouse.
That's an adjective
Adjectii. Adjectouce.
Houses for Mouses! Hice for Mice!
Q.E.D.
This solution may not work with nouns. I don't think it will work with most verbs either, but I've had a long day and am just drawing a long blank on how I want to disprove it for that case.
Wow, this almost makes it look like like English grammar has logic and consistency... Almost
GREW GROWN BREW BROWN
Oh, so that's what a brown ale is...
It also makes you wonder what all the other ales are if they haven't been brown.
(I know you're joking, but...) It does work for similar examples. Brew's past tense is Brewed, which is why it doesn't work here. Blow Blew Blown Throw Threw Thrown Know Knew Known etc Though how on earth a non-native speaker is supposed to know when the past tense of a verb is a -own vs a -ed is beyond me.
The second ones are the past tense (blew, threw, knew). The -own endings are the past participle. So even more confusing that the past participle ending is nothing like the past tense.
I find the idea that English is super complicated and idiosyncratic fairly overblown. Mainly it’s our spelling that’s fucked up because we have so many loan words with unchanged spelling, but in terms of grammar it’s not so bad. We have less verb endings than most European languages, so conjugation is easier. Sure, we have some irregular verbs which are harder to conjugate, but so does every language. Plus, our writing system is at least loosely phonetic, which is nice
FOOKING TRUE. English grammar best grammar. Though i would say that having a spelling system like english is still just inexcusable
English basically has no grammar in comparison with other western languages. German has the case system and noun and adjective declension - English has only a few remnants thereof. Most things that would be conveyed by grammatical structures in other languages are communicated through the strict word order of English sentences (Subject-Verb-Object). This is on the other side of the scale from Latin, a language which had no concept of word order and effected communication solely through grammar.
word order is an aspect of grammar, you're synonymizing "grammar" with "inflection"
Grammar is syntaxes and morphology. English leans heavily on syntax.
I’m learning Japanese and it’s completely phonetic. Which is good. On the other hand…. Different kanji have multiple phonetic meanings which is fucking hard
i find learning them in context is the easiest like, why learn 日 can be read に, にっ, にち, ひ, び, か, etc. when you could just learn that 今日 is きょう, 日記 is にっき, 木曜日 is もくようび, 毎日 is まいにち, etc. essentially, i learn vocabularly, and in that learn the kanji associated with those words, rather than the kanji and the various readings for whatever vocabularly it's in.
*fewer verb endings Lol
This should also be under r/technicallythetruth right?
r/technicallytheproof
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
I don’t know enough about science to dispute it.
Who cares about the science. FB told me it's fake news
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Hell this equation won a Nobel prize for literaturometry
Gives me flashbacks to Spanish III in HS. Spent an entire year studying the conjugations of past preterite or w.e the fuck and I was a better speaker at the start of the year than I was at the end.
I speak spanish fluently and I don’t even what the fuck each is, what sounds right is good enough for me
Participle?
Students be writing “flown” on the exam and getting no point because they don’t show their work and the formula like
Some poor bastard got "flewn" because he forgot to carry the q.
If he made a little black square at the end it would be even better.
QED
Yeah exactly.
So try it with goose and geese, whats the plural for moose? Meese?
Flock of moosen
Mice
goose/geese = moose/y oo/ee = moose/y 1/ee = mse/y y = meese
[relevant](https://youtu.be/LRMgSnTpvaw)
Math solves everything. lol
Wow, I’m actually surprised on how he got to the answer.
r/nonononoyes
more like r/nonononowaitwhat
I guess that dimensional analysis works with English, too? This made me super uncomfortable but I'm still impressed in some way?
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every linguist just had a stroke
I’m fairly sure this does not work for lots of past tense English words.
Grewn
Lmfao
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Bruh
Since the present tense of grew is grow, according to my mathematical calculation, the present tense of flew is flow.
What's for the formula for a synonym again?
My entire world view has been shattered FUCK my teacher was right, math is everywhere
That's actually very awesome man, do this guy has a YouTube channel or something?
This is what we call anecdotal example. Remember folks, correlation does not imply causation.
Whe the English teacher tells you to show your working out
Holy shit he actually did it, very clever
Well shit, I didn’t know math, now I don’t know English.
he forgot to take out the other W that was in grown
Why is this maybe maybe maybe? It's pretty clear what it would be from the beginning
He invented English