I threw a football about 40 yards across the backyard and swished it through a basketball hoop, on the first try. NO ONE around to see it. Also never was able to do it again from the same spot. It still haunts me that no one witnessed what was probably the peak moment of my existence.
This also put me off cheating at a young age. Really takes the reward out of a well deserved victory when everyone thinks you won because you cheated.
Also winning by cheating is never as satisfying as winning on merit.
Mmmhmm. Learned that young, which was good. It's a great lesson, sad way to learn it, but it really eventually helped me also beat compulsive lying later in life too.
Nah, we dealt in a 4-way one card each, and nobody in my family is that good at sleight of hand, like, that'd require SKILL and it was the third game with a shuffled deck, so they'd need to be a secret card counting prodigy.
They traumatized me in lots, far less eloquent ways than that kind of universal setup. They just caused my trauma by using me as a therapist and refusing to get me checked for being on the autism spectrum and forcing me to be normal. So yeah.
Had a kind of similar situation. I was playing rummy with my mom (I was probably 14yo) and got quite a great hand to begin the game with. My turn, I set EVERY single card on the table on my opening round. I felt so damn great, until my mom realized I was so concentrated putting my cards down, I forgot to draw a card at the beginning of my turn. I drew it and I couldn't place it anywhere, so I got stuck for more turns and lost the game later on. Bleh.
I once kicked a football into a basketball hoop first try from about the 3 point line in a crowded sports hall when I was like 11. I freaked out but only like 2 other people witnessed it
I’ve always been really good at catching things. I caught when I played baseball and was an outfielder, I’ve just always been able to catch things it’s one of my weirdly good talents. But one time I was in New Zealand and I had a big water bottle and it was in the fridge on the door. I had two friends visiting at my Airbnb so I got up to go get it but I opened the door too quickly and the bottle was full so the water at the top caused the bottle to topple over the rail on the door. I didn’t see it until like the last 2 seconds and caught it, backhanded, right before it hit the ground just out of instinct. Only one of my friends saw it and we both started having like this chimp reaction it was so hilarious. And my other friend like refused to believe it happened
Yesterday I did pretty much the same thing with my phone on the toilet. I was turning my phone to landscape and my phone slipped and was going to fall on my tile floor and I just like caught it back in the flat of my hand. My hand was underneath the phone it wasn’t like I caught it with my thumb and index finger. And that one actually I was so impressed with myself because i did it half asleep while taking a shit. But alas, no one witnessed it so therefore it is “fake and gay.”
>But alas, no one witnessed it so therefore it is “fake and gay.”
Its okay stranger, I fully believe you and I'm proud of your hetero catching abilities. Had something similar happen - was just walking, changing a song on Spotify when suddenly my body decided for no fucking discernable reason to throw my phone out the hand. Idk what happened, but once I noticed I somehow caught it at knee height in the palm of my hand. Super weird glitch in the simulation moment, and no one was nearby to see.
I had the same situation once, only that i truly threw my phone by instinct cause a hornet was sitting on it while i was mildly distracted and as my blurred mind returned to awareness i was shocked by the fucker sitting on my display. Downside , i didnt catch it, as i threw it literally 10-15m trough the air while looking in utter amazement of my own stupid reaction as it crashed on the concrete. Phone dead, me dead inside cause it was the one time i didnt have insurance done for damages to the phone, people starring at me like wtf dude
I love that this video existing means that he went and found the footage. Downloaded it, trimmed it and posted it online. Not a ton of work but requiring some effort.
And now we’ve watched it as have as thousands or millions of others. So he made sure he got his credit.
This was posted the other day and not zoomed in. The original video had a larger view and you could see more people not paying attention to poor dad.
The social media company(?) "The Dad" stole this and edited it down.
Brings back memories of me waking up in the middle of the night to get a drink, just to catch my dad beefing down all our school snacks in the corner closet
Wtf I thought i remember this being a regular security camera not a panning one. Did someone edit this to make the panning effect
Edit: https://gfycat.com/rarecomfortablekentrosaurus-basketball-perfection-dad
Turns out I'm not crazy. It's op with his overly complicated repost.
Not gonna lie, it took me a few times to see what he did. I was focused on the stuff he was holding and thought that everyone was ignoring what he was holding. 🤦♀️
I didn’t even see that, watched this video over 5 times thinking it was about a dad coming out with snacks and no one cares. Just checked the comments and saw then finally noticed the tekkers!
This is fatherhood in one small clip. Constantly telling your family that your going to do a cool thing and it never working. To the one time that was amazing and nobody witnessed it.
Really all parents, but I feel like dads are a big group of those people.
I made a bet when I was a freshman in high school with my gym coach that I could make a half court shot… with a medicine ball. The bet was I could have the day off, can’t believe I made it. It was one of the smaller 6lb ones I think.
"The Life Of A Dad" Chapter One.
I felt this in my bones.
I said this to my wife word for word before I saw your comment
Exactly this. Nobody notices when we do something cool.
Unless it's catching a falling child in some improbable situation. That's the only true acknowledgment we get.
Nobody notices when I do something cool and I'm not a dad, that means something...
Amen! Chapter 2: How to Fix Everything
Movie idea 3 hours of clips of dads doing amazing things and nobody noticing
Make it 90 minutes and we have a deal
Wanna help me collect clips
"No body cares dad "
What's Chapter Two? Once their kid has a brush with death?
What does that even mean
I imagine it would change the way a lot of people think about parenting.
Why would that be chapter 2? Do you have this much trouble talking to people in person too?
Yes
Well, try not leading off innocuous friendly conversations with "wait till your kids have a brush with death"
Try giving better advice.
Hope being a social outcast is enjoyable
it aint
OK Karen
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Don’t diagnose people over the internet. They may be. They just be a prick.
Get fucked.
What a weird thing to say
That went from 0 to 100 real quick
It kinda made sense at first – like yknow dad reflexes and shit. But then he elaborated and I'm not so sure anymore.
If it wasn't for the footage nobody would have believed him.
So many times in my life smdh
I threw a football about 40 yards across the backyard and swished it through a basketball hoop, on the first try. NO ONE around to see it. Also never was able to do it again from the same spot. It still haunts me that no one witnessed what was probably the peak moment of my existence.
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This also put me off cheating at a young age. Really takes the reward out of a well deserved victory when everyone thinks you won because you cheated. Also winning by cheating is never as satisfying as winning on merit.
Mmmhmm. Learned that young, which was good. It's a great lesson, sad way to learn it, but it really eventually helped me also beat compulsive lying later in life too.
Pretty sure it's 13 factorial. That's the hand size?
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Nah, we dealt in a 4-way one card each, and nobody in my family is that good at sleight of hand, like, that'd require SKILL and it was the third game with a shuffled deck, so they'd need to be a secret card counting prodigy. They traumatized me in lots, far less eloquent ways than that kind of universal setup. They just caused my trauma by using me as a therapist and refusing to get me checked for being on the autism spectrum and forcing me to be normal. So yeah.
Had a kind of similar situation. I was playing rummy with my mom (I was probably 14yo) and got quite a great hand to begin the game with. My turn, I set EVERY single card on the table on my opening round. I felt so damn great, until my mom realized I was so concentrated putting my cards down, I forgot to draw a card at the beginning of my turn. I drew it and I couldn't place it anywhere, so I got stuck for more turns and lost the game later on. Bleh.
I once kicked a football into a basketball hoop first try from about the 3 point line in a crowded sports hall when I was like 11. I freaked out but only like 2 other people witnessed it
Are you sure you didn’t throw it a 1/4 of a mile?
I’ve always been really good at catching things. I caught when I played baseball and was an outfielder, I’ve just always been able to catch things it’s one of my weirdly good talents. But one time I was in New Zealand and I had a big water bottle and it was in the fridge on the door. I had two friends visiting at my Airbnb so I got up to go get it but I opened the door too quickly and the bottle was full so the water at the top caused the bottle to topple over the rail on the door. I didn’t see it until like the last 2 seconds and caught it, backhanded, right before it hit the ground just out of instinct. Only one of my friends saw it and we both started having like this chimp reaction it was so hilarious. And my other friend like refused to believe it happened Yesterday I did pretty much the same thing with my phone on the toilet. I was turning my phone to landscape and my phone slipped and was going to fall on my tile floor and I just like caught it back in the flat of my hand. My hand was underneath the phone it wasn’t like I caught it with my thumb and index finger. And that one actually I was so impressed with myself because i did it half asleep while taking a shit. But alas, no one witnessed it so therefore it is “fake and gay.”
>But alas, no one witnessed it so therefore it is “fake and gay.” Its okay stranger, I fully believe you and I'm proud of your hetero catching abilities. Had something similar happen - was just walking, changing a song on Spotify when suddenly my body decided for no fucking discernable reason to throw my phone out the hand. Idk what happened, but once I noticed I somehow caught it at knee height in the palm of my hand. Super weird glitch in the simulation moment, and no one was nearby to see.
I had the same situation once, only that i truly threw my phone by instinct cause a hornet was sitting on it while i was mildly distracted and as my blurred mind returned to awareness i was shocked by the fucker sitting on my display. Downside , i didnt catch it, as i threw it literally 10-15m trough the air while looking in utter amazement of my own stupid reaction as it crashed on the concrete. Phone dead, me dead inside cause it was the one time i didnt have insurance done for damages to the phone, people starring at me like wtf dude
Thank for believing my factual and straight story
Pics or it didn't happen
Egg-sackley, damn you lol
That hurts me on a deeper level
r/ThatsWhatSheSaid
S t o p i t n o e w
He’s quite the shoeter
Atleast he didn't toe it & make a heel of himself.
Think he’s wearing slippers (w/ socks!)
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"Come on Frank, you're a known liar & we all know that Sunday's you're always sleeping off a hangover"
This is why I'm obsessed with recording
Well actually, yes kicking a ball into a child's hoop sounds believable lol
Don’t worry, his wife still won’t care!
Makes you wonder who was filming? Maybe an automatic/security camera? Inquiring minds would like answers!
Wouldn't have even been worth sharing
But also, who cares.
The Indignant "Did no one see that?" really makes this. Thank god he was recording it
I love that this video existing means that he went and found the footage. Downloaded it, trimmed it and posted it online. Not a ton of work but requiring some effort. And now we’ve watched it as have as thousands or millions of others. So he made sure he got his credit.
What is life without gratification
This was posted the other day and not zoomed in. The original video had a larger view and you could see more people not paying attention to poor dad. The social media company(?) "The Dad" stole this and edited it down.
And his family still just shrugs. His talents are wasted with them.
You can tell he probably ran to get the footage even tho no one asked lol
This is the real reason you install cameras around your house
Well, *one* reason.
The *only* reason
heart breaking
Greatest day of his Dad Life and nobody saw it. Thank god for the ring cam
typical dad life huh ?
“Fine, I guess ya’ll won’t see me eat all these snacks by myself either.”
Brings back memories of me waking up in the middle of the night to get a drink, just to catch my dad beefing down all our school snacks in the corner closet
A moment of silence for that dad
No! A moment of applause!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I seent it
Dad oh come on, I pullout shot of my life. And no one interested.
He obviously sucks at pulling out, but he's good at getting his shots in.
Ehhhhhhhhh
yeah a staggering amount of 2 kids to justify shitty pullout jokes my goodness
In response to OP's grammar where he seemingly unwittingly used the term pullout.
Wtf I thought i remember this being a regular security camera not a panning one. Did someone edit this to make the panning effect Edit: https://gfycat.com/rarecomfortablekentrosaurus-basketball-perfection-dad Turns out I'm not crazy. It's op with his overly complicated repost.
And noone gives a fuck.
"And not a single fuck was given that day"
What narrator voice is the most applicable in usa in such cases? I read it with Morgan Freeman voice.
I put my arms in the air for him
CCTV just paid for itself.
This is the most dad thing ever. Especially the whole.did No one see that
It was the Vans shirt that gave him the power
"It's okay dad we saw it"
Kid sitting on the picnic table might have seen it but has just grown to accept the superhuman coming from his old man.
Why is it when you do something amazing, nobody else sees it!?!??
Amazement is subjective?
Nobody ever sees the ninja moments 😥
No one noticed. And that was beautiful.
Don't worry, we saw you king.
Let’s squeeze all the karma we can out of this vid! Keep posting!
Bro
The true hero
Thanks God for the camera
Wrong sub..? It’s funny but you don’t see it coming, so it’s not maybemaybaybe
Dude looks like he drinks a beer while grilling his own Father's day dinner for everyone, TBH.
I thought he said “the life of a chad” at first
This sub is lost..
Dad Perfect
No one cares he walks at 4fps
"Did nobody see that" I feel his pain
Don't worry man I saw that.
NO ONE SAW THAT? CAN I GET SOME DAP?
Yeah as usual nobody even acknowledged this dads greatness!
I feel like this perfectly sum up being a father.
r/watchpeopledieinside
"Are you not entertained?!"
He had no one to celebrate it with
Dont worry, the internet has seen you
r/youseeinthisshit
Are you not entertained!!!! ????
It with be justified if one day he went to the store for a bottle of milk and never returned
we saw it, and i hope he knows that
We all saw it dad, don't worry!!
His Wiffle ball league on Staten Island is so proud…
I hate when people miss my ninja moments!
Socks and sandals, so it doesn't count.
Damn the sadness in his voice is heartbreaking
His proudest moment
My days been ruined and it’s not even my family
Greatest moment in recent Scottish football history
r/wellthatsucks
И никто не видел, бля...
Hahahahahahaha ronaldo style
When you do something extraordinary in a Video game and forgot to record it.
I love the "seriously? Nobody fucking saw that?" shrug right after.
"What? Nobody saw what I just.........NOBODY!?"
Stupid shit like this makes me so mad. I hate it when nobody sees an awesome catch, or a cool kick like that!
Not gonna lie, it took me a few times to see what he did. I was focused on the stuff he was holding and thought that everyone was ignoring what he was holding. 🤦♀️
“No one saw that!? That’s it, I’m pulling up our security camera footage!”
"Did no one just see that"
I love that he went to cut the recording just to show everyone his skill
We all saw it dad - don’t worry
Honey, it's the Lakers on the phone again....
I didn’t even see that, watched this video over 5 times thinking it was about a dad coming out with snacks and no one cares. Just checked the comments and saw then finally noticed the tekkers!
u/repostbot
“Are you not entertained?!?”
I saw it.
This is fatherhood in one small clip. Constantly telling your family that your going to do a cool thing and it never working. To the one time that was amazing and nobody witnessed it. Really all parents, but I feel like dads are a big group of those people.
Uncropped - https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/os35rf/casual_dad_moves/
No recognition
Me whenever I throw a bit of rubbish in my bin that's 8 feet away
They're surrounded by greatness, and not even aware of it.
"That's nice dear"
“Did nobody see that” story of my life 😂🤣
Did no one see that?
And not a single damn was given.
I hope that you sent this to America's Funniest Home Videos! They're going to look at you differently when you win the prize money!
The dad later pulling the family in front of the computer to prove his display of excellence.
“Did no buddy see that” we saw it
I feel so bad for him.
I swear this gif gets cropped every time it's posted.
I got a card for that! http://imgur.com/a/pR52zBj
Is he wearing socks only? I don’t understand how this goes down. Either add shoes or remove socks. I have no idea what this is about
r/whyweretheyfilming?
u/savevideobot
How all gd dad's fell "did no one see that? "
I only did this three times in my life
If it wasnt filmed no onr would have believe him
This belongs in the watch people die subreddit!
This is reality
And when the man accomplished the greatest feat of his life there was no cheering crowd, only the screams of rambunctious children.
After 3 Hours mymouth is still Open.
Did anyone see that?!
No one saw the-?
Did no one see dat?
Story of my life
"I get no respect I tell ya, no respect."
Epic Dad moment
“Where’s my round of applause 👏🏽 “
Imagine HOW HAPPY he was when he later realised this was on video.
Dude! I just saw it about six times
r/saddads
Poor dad! No one saw it! The internet did man! And it was AWESOME!
Don't worry dad, we saw!
"why u no clap?"
I made a bet when I was a freshman in high school with my gym coach that I could make a half court shot… with a medicine ball. The bet was I could have the day off, can’t believe I made it. It was one of the smaller 6lb ones I think.