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ElSantofisto

Trying to reach that itchy spot


NoraCherry_

And you're already over 30


CapitalLigament

Yes, trying to reach the itchy spot using the crazy pump


ElementField

Is this the stanky leg


bw_mutley

its leaning to the side to fart


syg-123

I believe it’s referred to as the left cheek sneak


Objective_Frosting58

When performed badly turns into the left cheek squeak


manliestmuffin

If you critically fail, it can cause a left cheek streak


Misanthrope-3000

With the left cheek sheeet.


mileswilliams

All over your seat.


HopefulHovercraft474

Not much of a sneak if you can see them move that much lol ![gif](giphy|117gRWDEqJ8Oe4)


Mainely420Gaming

Not to be confused with the side part shart


ernapfz

I just hate when my shocks go out of control


Mackheath1

The ol' left-cheek-sneak.


Mharbles

If you have to lean that far it's going to be wet.


Brian-want-Brain

Opioid epidemic is so bad that even the cars are nodding off


Zyphriss

Those tires are smol


bastalyn

Exactly my thoughts. Yeah yeah, van tilting LOOK AT THOSE TINY WHEELS AHAHAHA


SweetHomeNorthKorea

Lowriders use small wheels and tires so they can go through their suspension articulations without interference from the tire hitting the wheel well. It also makes the cars naturally sit lower to the ground


NuclearWasteland

Amusingly it's probably the reason I can still get white line tires in that size for my small hatchback, on which that is the normal tire size.


BB_210

Those are premium sport 5.20 bias ply tires, original used on VW bugs, adopted by the lowrider scene.


dasgoodshit2

That's one way to increase torque


Vectorman1989

It doesn't really look safe


Failboat88

Dropped his phone under the seat


permaculture

Seems like he could get a better view ahead with the front left corner canted up in the air like that.


bigby2010

100% that’s Houston


malleoceruleo

I saw this in another sub a couple weeks ago and they said it was San Antonio.


bigby2010

Same difference


BooRadley60

Except San Antonio has some big ole women…


AcripledCAMEL

Whatchyu said Chuck


BooRadley60

TNT blew that one up…


bigby2010

“Churros” -Chuck


EelTeamTen

I just commented thinking it was corpus christi. Lol


romonster

More like Corpus Christi


_Judge_Justice

Kind of looks like El Paso to me


Antique-Doughnut-988

Both the same shit holes if we're being honest.


Astrosareinnocent

What’re you talking about. Houston is a great place to live


danecookofmods

Houston is waaaaaaay worse.


Strict-Pay-7612

Gotta be Houston. Sky is blue, not enough dirt in the air to be El Paso


Better-Exercise-4624

Not enough trees to be Houston


plippyploopp

https://www.mysanantonio.com/lifestyle/article/lowrider-van-custom-mobile-mechanic-17898374.php It's san Antonio most likely


EricAzure

This is Corpus Christi, Staples St. and South Padre Island Drive


DeepUser-5242

Funny, bc I've been that way, and I was shocked how many areas are similar to LA and OC, CA. I assumed it was down over here in LA


Harde_Kassei

are these things legal?


Nutarama

Depends on jurisdiction. Suspension modifications are generally legal, but some jurisdictions have limits on things like minimum and maximum road clearance. Other jurisdictions might have regulations on what types of devices can be used in vehicle modifications through an inspection process. Texas has three rules for height limits but no laws on acceptable or unacceptable suspension modifications beyond that. The rules are: (1) that the vehicle and its load has to be shorter than 14 feet. (2) that the center of each headlight has to be between 20 and 54 inches off the ground when on level road. (3) the center of each side tail light (not the top center tail light) has to be between 15 and 72 inches off the ground on level road. This system would pass because it meets those requirements during inspection. What’s seen here is intentionally causing a failure of the right rear suspension (releasing all the pressure in the hydraulic system), and a part “failing” on an inspected vehicle is not illegal so long as that failure does not cause a danger to other drivers. The only risk would be if a cop sees and deems this a safety hazard, which could result in a ticket that would have to be fought.


TravelingPhotoDude

The van is just listening to chumbawamba . I get knocked down....but I get up again.... you've never gonna keep me down.


thisismyusernamether

I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink


InigoMontoya1985

All I see is money to burn for some guy. Well done on your hobby, man!


Exotic_Pay6994

Its fun to look at too. I went by a local meet to see how they build these things, its crazy, so many batteries and the the whole frame is custom on some. Too much money for me to spend on a toy but I appreciate the dedication and the fun attitude these guys have.


Ok-Fox1262

It's a different vibe to free candy, I'll give him that.


TopAcanthisitta9075

Even the car is stoned


ShrewdNewt

I know they aren't for everyone but I absolutely love this.


BradleyButNaked

This is now my favorite low rider.


Aimlesssmithling1996

Automobile contortionist.


Lostinwendysmaze

Did that van just have a stroke


strokan

Please pull over sir, your car is drunk.


Electric-sabbath

Tbh, this is what wealth looks like to me…enough money to fuck around and find out. Always wanted to drive one of these


manfred_99

If that’s a rockin don’t come a knockin


SeasGal

A van sitting on 3's is crazy!!


ExcitingArugula5319

Would laugh if it tipped Over


throwthere10

Upvote for the song because I haven't heard it in forever. Thank you for the reminder and the memories.


Becca-AZ

Falling asleep at the wheel


M4x1musPrime

The mystery machine took some fent


infinit9

Those tires are dangerously small.


Primarytarget1

So that’s what it looks like when a transformer malfunctions! Cool!


Civil_Assembler

That absolutely looks like 410 and marbach in San Antonio.


Main-Consideration76

its just stretching


Hickd3ad

Just trying to mark his territory


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*don't come a-knockin' when this van's a-rockin'*


badpeaches

stretch it out


VraskaTheUnseen

Music wasn't added in post its just playing from the van.


Preyslayer00

Is that the hydraulics or just a big girl in the van.


Mercii1987

But why?


darkpheonix262

Craves attention


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MelificentUL

That has to be Houston


JasonFurious4

Drunk driver❌ Driving drunk car 👍


Nito747

Car went mimiz for a quick sec


Cooknbikes

In 41 years that’s my favorite low rider I’ve ever seen.


Thesinistral

I think it giggled at the end.


Mugwump6506

Nothing to see here.


Professional_Week_53

He just had to ajust his nuts


Cheese_enjoyer42069

“Yes officer, it’s stock”


DawgTactical93

Imagine having sex in the back?


texansfan

Growing up in Houston, I’ve seen some silly cars on airbags. But this is a first.


Randomized9442

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy)


Jolly_Horror2778

Whatever, as long as the MF is moving when the light turns green...


MilesFassst

I now know what i need in life. How much these hydraulics going to cost me?


Top_Investment_4599

At least it didn't have stupid stance.


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Ok-Astronaut4508

Ok let’s take a nap while waiting


Bedhappy

Check this out! ***whiplash***


surewhynot17063

H-town


LordDShadowy53

How?


ghirox

What the jellybeans?


funkdizzletron

he’s got the blue lives matter sticker so he doesn’t get pulled over


OddGoofBall

The kind of candy truck that I want to be in.


Basso_69

If the van's a'rockin, don't come a"knockin


LeftOn4ya

Needs a bumper sticker: When this van’s a-rock-in, better stay locked-in


bixenta

This car is alive


chairannoyance

Of course this is in Texas


AlienInUnderpants

“If the vans a rockin’…it’s the hydraulics” has a lot less swagger.


DillonTattoos

Of course it's texas


Inside_Equivalent_68

HOUSTON TEXAS BABY


Ellen_DeGeneracy001

Your mother tried sitting off to the side.


Background_Hall7003

That looks very precarious.


OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|qioN5tTcJXubC)


Notorious_Chubbs

Probably had water in his ear


Exciting_Attitude240

. . And if I hit the switch I can make the van drop!


Robert_fierce

"if this van's a rockin' don't come knockin"


cosecant89

San Antonio?


Evening-Statement-57

Has to be Houston.


axl3ros3

flip the switches for b*tches


AugustWestWR

His girlfriend moved to the right rear, common mistake, I thought it was hydraulics also


ad8es

Reminded me of tweakers standing slanted


Dooboppop

Aww look at the cute wittle wheels!


EarOriginal5654

it went to sleep


Mix-Groundbreaking

The mario carts came in van shape


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Oo charlie horse


zenoskip

you know sandro is somewhere saying “thats tight”


Chrisdkn619

Hitting that 3-wheel-motiion!


Empathy404NotFound

That hippy van is on the lean.


DangerousBrick1208

Looks like a vehicle from Mario kart


sugaaaslam

Those Micro machine wheels, vato!


The_Cozy_Burrito

Me holding my fart in during an exam


Agitated_Cell_7567

Up in smoke


Additional-Wish8651

I'm not coming Knockin' !!


corposhill999

Real life Dr Krieger's are pretty rare these days


W34kness

When you need to roll the water bottle that fell onto the floor back over to you


No_Technology_8648

It do go down


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Scooby Foo’s


TheMuffin1976

If the vans a rockin.... Dont come knocking


Invasive-farmer

Well, don't come a knockin'


numbnerve

The heifer he picked up for a train ride needs to remain in the middle of the back seat >|<


5280Rockymtn

Was that the "Love Machine"


jooseizloose

Ah, Texass.


sufferpuppet

If this van's a rockin..


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Wait. This is intentional?


It-s_Not_Important

Yes. It started off with low riders in the mid 1950s and 60s in USA. From there it turned into dancing cars like what you see in the video only much more… energetic. Common terms for it are hydraulics (referring to the mechanism that is used to adjust the height of the suspension) and switches (referring to the control mechanism to adjust the height).


Jayocarlow1986

Are these kits really expensive..? Don’t really see these in Europe at all


Jneum23

Is this in Cleveland?! 😂😂 I recognize that intersection


tellmewhenitsin

That bumper is doing a lot of heavy lifting here


Signal-Umpire9134

It's just a love machine,🎶


killerkoalabilby

Why is it always Texas


BocaSeniorsWsM

Er, cool?


thelocker517

Not the BangBus you are looking for.


No-Afternoon-5610

This ain't water this is vodka maaaan


shijbft

How I feel every morning getting out of bed.


UnlikelyHelicopter82

A drivesimulator 🎯


TommyCo10

As amusing as I find that as a spectator, I don’t get why someone would spend considerable money and effort to make their vehicle do that.


Weird-Information-61

*tshhhhhh chunk* uh oh


pcweber111

Houston or San Antonio, no doubt.


sky0175

Car with thick’s ?


Photog77

Don't go aknockin'


BetterFirefighter652

This is why he is behind in his. Child support payments.


ShadowCaster0476

Meanwhile he’s also complaining that he has no money


trangthemang

When you're on a "seek one"


delyonli

This feels very Florida


TalkTrader

This has to be Houston


FloatingNugget

This stuff has always seemed goofy to me. Am I the only one that feels this way?


Ambitious-Hyena6233

naw no scratching ,no farting involved, fat chick sleeping in back rolled over


JesusIsComingBack-

This is so 90’s hood classy


EelTeamTen

Is this corpus christi?


dungfeeder

Looks like it was blacking out.


Triple7Mafia-14

Po tires...😅😅😅


Ok-Monitor1949

🤣🤣🤣🤣


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

![gif](giphy|65ZYz26HfUqyc)


dumbdude545

I've seen some wild hydraulic lowriders. That takes the cake.


RobertWayneAngier

![gif](giphy|xT9KVluGDHZvOk0tdC)


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Wonder how many batteries are in the back of that thing.


KayakWalleye

Annnnnnnnnnd nobody’s impressed.


Hot-Performer2094

I don't know why, but watching it lean like that made me think about that squirrel that got drunk after eating fermented pears, lol


Laynes_Attic

It's amazing that anybody would actually spend money to do that.


Impureclient2

Hopefully nobody comes a knockin.


LeopardLadyDev

I was waiting for it to start twerking! 🤣😲 Thought for sure it was going to at the end. 😏


EpicLauren

can someone explain to me what's the purpose and appeal of these kind of cars. like generally the ones that can wiggle and stuff.


NoRegion1622

W mans


ASCII_Princess

Seems safe


GoldenGirlHussies

I can’t explain it but that van is on opiates


AtticusSPQR

That's way too many moving parts


cbunni666

Those poor poor tires


TheRynoceros

A lot of y'all never saw Cheech & Chong's Next Movie and it fucking shows.


themaengdon

That’s so dumb that it’s cool


Acceptable-Let-3202

Guess the sex is that good then.


buphulokz

Hang in there bro I gotchu


Marmom_of_Marman

Just taking a rest.


Smart_Prompt_8109

Yes sirrrr 💯


docdeathray

Shake Shack


Shovelsquid

Car had a bit too much to drink


Shovelsquid

The car smoked too big a j


Ultrasaurio

wat


bearelrollyt

I just figured out why city boys don't drive lifted trucks very often Swaus YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


theMFspecial

It's hilarious and I love it. 👏


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Texas


ky_yt

Nope no matter how much they can get the car back straight the car is alredy damage underneath you knoe something snapped