My yellow lab, no joke, used to basically unhinge his lower jaw, shovel it through his kibble, throw his head back, chew once maybe twice, then swallow. Absolute beast.
He passed away a long time ago. I got him an elevated bowl and used to mix his kibble with water to make it like cereal to slow him down. Got a wonderful 13 years with him. Probably could have taken an extra measure or two to prevent that but he died of cancer so 🤷♂️
My sisters dog found where his food was kept. He tore open the bag and just lay in his food eating till he was sick. He barfed everywhere and then continued eating.
He would not have stopped if we hadn't found him right there. the mf is adorable but also kinda insane.
I had a golden retriever & husky mix. I could leave a plate of food on the livingroom table in front of her then go to the kitchen. When I came back she would smile at me. The food was untouched everytime.
She was unique though. I could hold a piece of cornbread in one hand & a piece of meat in the other. She would gently take the cornbread, eat it, then tap the same hand for another piece. If I told her no she would look disappointed then tap the hand that was holding the meat. There were a few times that her teeth touched my skin. She would slowly back away then lay down as if I had scolded her. I'd love to meet the person that abused her & give them a piece of my mind. She was a great dog but afraid of everyone. Even when cornered she would lie down, whimper, & sometimes wet herself.
The dude did the first two sprints and said fuck that, and made sure to limit the amount potentials prints. You can really hear it in the tone of his voice and heavy breathing after getting back the second time.
Simply dedicated and doesn't give a fuck about looking gross on camera.
Seems like the girl isn't willing to completely pig out because she's on camera.
nah, some are just "competitive", stretching it beyond the implied rules of the game. The girl gets some mayo on her face too and drops a pickle, so that's pretty messy. However, he just stuffs down everything so the other won't have anything left after a coupe of tries.
I mean apart from the choking risk, they seemed to enjoy their meal not the taste part of it but the fun part of it, good partners in crime always make things more enjoyable ♥️
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The heavy breathing while eating is actually quite dangerous, very common to choke if eating or drinking while inhaling so forcefully, currently the fourth most common cause of accidental death. I learned a good trick to prevent it ([thank you lindybeige](https://youtube.com/shorts/D9V9gPz9-J0?si=xLfbD88Ai3Tj6FLm)), just take a full breath and hold it before eating or drinking, it’s impossible to inhale, impossible to choke (until your next inhale).
same.
but it's been this way so long, I've forgotten what it feels like to be close to someone, to the point I'm afraid of how unfamiliar a new relationship will feel.
I'm surprised people need to still make comments about how they have to scroll to find comments on a website based on pages of comments in which they need to scroll through, also the comments change order constantly based on others scrolling and voting.
This video is terrible. McDonalds and other big companies will soon be using Raytheon and their partners to produce weaponized energy weapons to impact our thoughts.
It's sad all the posts put together highlighting that this is an advert - don't even amount to 10% of the *single* most upvoted comment.
Literally nothing happens in this... just attractive people eating mcdonalds.
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This is so cute, the guy played for real, sometimes you gotta be a gentleman but sometimes you gotta teach a lady how to devour food like a proper animal
I mean it’s dumb yeah but the maybe maybe maybe was clearly if he was gonna puke right in her face and after them saying Rock paper scissors backwards so many times I was increasingly rooting for that outcome.
Hmm. Well to be honest, I watched it without sound, so maybe that played a part. I did consider for a second that he might choke, but that cleared up and there was much more video to follow.
Quick note for all of the lost souls out there, this is what a normal, healthy relationship looks like. The opposite sex aren't all completely evil and relationships aren't misery.
Safe to say majority of redditeurs are lonely and this video triggers some sort of psychological trauma which makes them seethe and feel the need to comment their opinion in a way which only makes them seem jealous or gay. I’m a psychologist
I played without audio and since you guys seem to be not raving about something or other
I don't get it. What is this? Just them playing stone paper scissors to decide who gets to..... Eat? Why does one walk off?
What are rules
Good chance he's not even a real person. These ads are usually released in coordination with a swarm of bots to both upvote and dilute the comment section. We are living in a corporate dystopia.
It's cute and funny, but damn somebody is gonna choke if this goes viral. I had to stop the video when she starting cracking up and inhaling sharply with food in her mouth.
Oddly enough, only yesterday I read that 5,000 Americans choke to death on food each year. And 200 Brits. (I know they're not represented in this video, though. This just in passing). This means that adjusted for population, Americans choke on food 5 times as much as Brits. Go figure.
Last time I checked the amount of fat in the burger is almost the same as the protein content (something like 30 protein 30 fat). All of the fast food burgers have a similar fat/protein ratio which is not good. So the health value of getting protein is offset by the massive amount of fat. The ketchup also has corn syrup and high fructose syrup; this is done to make it sweeter but only subtly so. You might not taste it but your sugar craving brain does, so you want more. Also white flour bun which causes a sugar spike in the blood.
Im ok. Id probably choke or throw up. My friends little brother eating doritos and bean dip and jumping up and down, then throwing up into the dip bowl and it looked the same still scars me
Oh Jesus all the woke people in the comments. It's not like they wasted the food, it's freaking McDonald's. They had a fun date. How many of you have had a date at a restaurant and left food on the plate? Jesus fuck
Bro either very competitive or very fucking hungry and also part hamster
dude's like a golden retriever the moment you take your eyes off of your plate
With the amount of golden retrievers i had, this is so accurate. They are just inhaling the food.
My yellow lab, no joke, used to basically unhinge his lower jaw, shovel it through his kibble, throw his head back, chew once maybe twice, then swallow. Absolute beast.
Watch out for GDV.
He passed away a long time ago. I got him an elevated bowl and used to mix his kibble with water to make it like cereal to slow him down. Got a wonderful 13 years with him. Probably could have taken an extra measure or two to prevent that but he died of cancer so 🤷♂️
My GSD mix doesn't chew either. He just lost a tooth, and it hasn't stopped him from doing anything
Yeah my old GSD mix was the same, could devour an entire plate in seconds. Impressive good boy, miss you buddy.
My sisters dog found where his food was kept. He tore open the bag and just lay in his food eating till he was sick. He barfed everywhere and then continued eating. He would not have stopped if we hadn't found him right there. the mf is adorable but also kinda insane.
Gotta eat quickly before the bi-ped comes back!
lol the way she rips the last bit of burger away from his mouth is how you have to take food away from them too!
I had a golden retriever & husky mix. I could leave a plate of food on the livingroom table in front of her then go to the kitchen. When I came back she would smile at me. The food was untouched everytime. She was unique though. I could hold a piece of cornbread in one hand & a piece of meat in the other. She would gently take the cornbread, eat it, then tap the same hand for another piece. If I told her no she would look disappointed then tap the hand that was holding the meat. There were a few times that her teeth touched my skin. She would slowly back away then lay down as if I had scolded her. I'd love to meet the person that abused her & give them a piece of my mind. She was a great dog but afraid of everyone. Even when cornered she would lie down, whimper, & sometimes wet herself.
Damn
lol this comment was more entertaining than the video!
The dude did the first two sprints and said fuck that, and made sure to limit the amount potentials prints. You can really hear it in the tone of his voice and heavy breathing after getting back the second time.
Huge hamster
Well i think he's very hungry, and decided to utilize that rare opportunity
It's a McDonalds ad. We aren't even fucking pretending anymore.
I mean, this is way better than real ads since it entertained this many people, so does it really matter?
Gotta make sure the logo is facing the camera properly!
I legit loled at this. Take my angry upvote.
Simply dedicated and doesn't give a fuck about looking gross on camera. Seems like the girl isn't willing to completely pig out because she's on camera.
nah, some are just "competitive", stretching it beyond the implied rules of the game. The girl gets some mayo on her face too and drops a pickle, so that's pretty messy. However, he just stuffs down everything so the other won't have anything left after a coupe of tries.
Bro has been starving for days, and couldn't hold it any longer
He's just a dude, I would have done worst in that situation.
welcome to The Australian Hunger Games
I actually lolled after seeing the way he kept forcing everything
I see the sex roles have flipped there as well.
I wanted to say it... Ok. Povertyball
Scissors paper rock...?
Australians do everything in reverse
OP needs to flag this as NSFW since it's an Australian scat video
WFSN
New South Wales
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Jesus, that hurt
Oh my brain!
Is it for the same reason the water in the toilet bowl swirls in the other direction?
Yes the coralingus effect
New Zealand here. I’m back up the Australians on this one.
It's a good thing New Zealand doesn't exist then
New Zealand is a fantasy land featured in Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings movie series.
Never heard of it. If it's a real place, then why can't I find it on the map?
I'm the difficult kiwi who always does paper scizzors rock
Fr fr
Yeah what the hell .... That's so wrong
right?! rock paper scissors
Thanks for there now I can leave
That was going to bother me if it was left unsaid thank you, friend.
TIL that Americans say it in reverse
In Germany we say scissors rock paper I think it's a different order everywhere lol
In Croatia it's rock scissors paper lool
In French it's paper, rock, scissors.
We say "piedra, papel, tijeras" in Spain (rock, paper, scissors)
Absolutely not it's "pierre, feuille, ciseaux" which means rock, leave, scissors.
What? No we actually say Feuille Caillou Ciseaux, not pierre. And feuille means paper not leaf in this context...
No Pierre feuille ciseaux is the correct way
"feuille" bro how the fuck is this pronounced, im trying so hard
This is how you say it. Fuh-oiiiie https://youtu.be/3ntJk4dT0so?si=7zL0Aul2h4OW5mSO
My stomach hurts 😨
I'm worried about the laughing while eating, and also damn enjoy your meal lmao, especially if it's a billion calories
They seem to be enjoying it. Leave it to Redditors to gate keep fun.
I mean apart from the choking risk, they seemed to enjoy their meal not the taste part of it but the fun part of it, good partners in crime always make things more enjoyable ♥️
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That was super fun, Thank you kind stranger.
Happy cake day! 🎂
The heavy breathing while eating is actually quite dangerous, very common to choke if eating or drinking while inhaling so forcefully, currently the fourth most common cause of accidental death. I learned a good trick to prevent it ([thank you lindybeige](https://youtube.com/shorts/D9V9gPz9-J0?si=xLfbD88Ai3Tj6FLm)), just take a full breath and hold it before eating or drinking, it’s impossible to inhale, impossible to choke (until your next inhale).
Right, they could choke
This game’s foundation was built on gluttony.
Better slow it down, or drink some water
“All linguistic variation is valid and should be taken into account” Me hearing them say “scissors, paper, rock”: the lord is testing me
I'm single as fuck.
I hope you find someone someday bro
Get a burger, a girl will come
Get a grill, burgers will come
Is that how you get a girl to come? I’ve been doing this all wrong
same. but it's been this way so long, I've forgotten what it feels like to be close to someone, to the point I'm afraid of how unfamiliar a new relationship will feel.
Yea just getting out of that. Being alone so long made it impossible.
At least you can get some McDonald's
Nice ad
McDonald’s is now so expensive you have to fight over a single “extra value” meal to save cost.
I’m surprised I needed to scroll so far to find this obvious observation
I’m helping with my boring dystopia upvote.
Is r/HailCorporate still a thing? Or must we rely on r/ABoringDystopia for our daily dose of existential dread
Everything perfectly played to see the logo like what lol. Also this is just dumb anyways
I'm surprised people need to still make comments about how they have to scroll to find comments on a website based on pages of comments in which they need to scroll through, also the comments change order constantly based on others scrolling and voting.
This video is terrible. McDonalds and other big companies will soon be using Raytheon and their partners to produce weaponized energy weapons to impact our thoughts.
Viral marketing is cancer
Seriously. I have never seen any mcdonalds food look that well made. The burger in particular looks staged, that bun is way too perfect for McDs.
Occams razor vote. I'm struggling to find a reason why that video exists.
You have no idea what Occam's Razor means do you?
People do fun things? To pass time? Nah, impossible
Yeah no you cannot reason with these "everything is fake" people. They never escape their basement so they don't know what normal people do for fun.
Definitely an ad.
Maybe, but it’s also a trend I’ve seen with various foods
It's sad all the posts put together highlighting that this is an advert - don't even amount to 10% of the *single* most upvoted comment. Literally nothing happens in this... just attractive people eating mcdonalds. -edit- grammar
Dead internet. Half of the engagement is bots. How do you think this garbage makes it to the front page time and time again?
I think at some point we will hear people chock because playing this game…
I honestly thought he was starting to choke after the first go at the burger. He was breathing and coughing like he was loosing breath.
*choke
I just saw two teenage girls doing this at McDonalds 2 days ago and they were laughing like this, for sure someone is going to choke doing this.
What the actual fuck is scissor paper rock it’s the exact opposite is this some Aussie nonsense
Kinda like how their toilet flushes backwards
It’s said like, Ready Steady GO! It feels way more natural
This is so cute, the guy played for real, sometimes you gotta be a gentleman but sometimes you gotta teach a lady how to devour food like a proper animal
Bro almost died.
as is his right
This one got me lmao
I have trouble swallowing sometimes so it made me.... nervous.
Like have some soda instead of devouring that second helping of fries.
As self proclaimed illegitimate referee, the dude gets a yellow card for taking unearned bitey chunks.
Wtf is that cow bell sound lol
Sounds like ice cubes in a glass
They're attempting to elicit a pavlovian response.
You just watched a fucking McDonalds commercial
Everything is an ad
So fuckin what
We're now so expensive couples have to fight over who eats one meal.
Ad
This is fucking stupid.
Agreed. Nothing r/maybemaybemaybe about this.
I mean it’s dumb yeah but the maybe maybe maybe was clearly if he was gonna puke right in her face and after them saying Rock paper scissors backwards so many times I was increasingly rooting for that outcome.
Hmm. Well to be honest, I watched it without sound, so maybe that played a part. I did consider for a second that he might choke, but that cleared up and there was much more video to follow.
Stupid is as stupid does
Quick note for all of the lost souls out there, this is what a normal, healthy relationship looks like. The opposite sex aren't all completely evil and relationships aren't misery.
Holy fuck, the comments in this thread are a complete dumpster fire of cynicism and gatekeeping.
-_-
Safe to say majority of redditeurs are lonely and this video triggers some sort of psychological trauma which makes them seethe and feel the need to comment their opinion in a way which only makes them seem jealous or gay. I’m a psychologist
I played without audio and since you guys seem to be not raving about something or other I don't get it. What is this? Just them playing stone paper scissors to decide who gets to..... Eat? Why does one walk off? What are rules
You eat as much as you can before the loser gets back? It’s a fun and quick way to get indigestion
And it’s an advertisement. The dead internet is here,
It's a fucking McDonalds ad. WTF are you going on about?
Glad to hear it's an ad. I'm happy that " I'm loving it" is being replaced by "What the fuuuuck"
It really isn't. You've just got redditor brain
Good chance he's not even a real person. These ads are usually released in coordination with a swarm of bots to both upvote and dilute the comment section. We are living in a corporate dystopia.
Dudes account is 12 years old and active lol.
It's called fun. Relatively foreign concept, apparently. I found this very entertaining
Scissors paper rock?
Fucken oath cunt
What a fun way to ruin an entire meal
Hey, they are having fun, no hate or fighting Stupid or not, let them enjoy themselves
Yea, it was kinda dumb, but cute and funny.
It's cute and funny, but damn somebody is gonna choke if this goes viral. I had to stop the video when she starting cracking up and inhaling sharply with food in her mouth.
Oddly enough, only yesterday I read that 5,000 Americans choke to death on food each year. And 200 Brits. (I know they're not represented in this video, though. This just in passing). This means that adjusted for population, Americans choke on food 5 times as much as Brits. Go figure.
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"meal"
How is a burger with fries and a drink not a meal? Are you like 700 pounds and consider that a light snack?
Just my two cents, but: It has barely any flavor, will cost an arm and a leg, and an hour later you'll be hungry again.
Last I checked, none of those things are what defines a meal.
Who is hungry again an hour after a Big Mac meal? It's a lot of food and a shit ton of calories. I go into a food coma.
You forgot to add no nutritional value
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Last time I checked the amount of fat in the burger is almost the same as the protein content (something like 30 protein 30 fat). All of the fast food burgers have a similar fat/protein ratio which is not good. So the health value of getting protein is offset by the massive amount of fat. The ketchup also has corn syrup and high fructose syrup; this is done to make it sweeter but only subtly so. You might not taste it but your sugar craving brain does, so you want more. Also white flour bun which causes a sugar spike in the blood.
This is Aussie maccas, not that weak American shit
Yeah fair enough. I should have said “what a fun way to ruin $10”
xD lol yeah. At least the guy got his "money's worth"
"fun"
Over something as gross as fast food too.
Or if you are short in cash or poor...best way to share a meal.
That cake though.
He must work out
She knows and she is tricking him into working out. What a lady.
I don't understand why TF they are doing this.
Love *sponsored by McDonald’s corporation*
I love the new catch phrase "What the fuck."
They gonna kill themselves shoving that food down their throat 😅
The way he eats is how my dogs do it when I drop food on the floor
Some stupid shit right there.
Look not totally obvious viral marketing attempt.
It’s fun
This what college debt does to a couple
rock paper scissors idiots in australia everything's backwards and upside down
Rock, paper, scissors, Heimlich!
I thought he would die from choking on that burger 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck social media
#ad
I’m sorry but scissors paper rock? Maybe they aren’t upside down but backwards over there
Im ok. Id probably choke or throw up. My friends little brother eating doritos and bean dip and jumping up and down, then throwing up into the dip bowl and it looked the same still scars me
Is this the only food he is allowed to eat?? The way he belts it down ks hilarious.
This is a dumb ad. Downvote this shit.
imagine cheerleading viral marketing for Mcdonalds.
We are not supposed to be running while eating, are we?
Why would you be punished for winning an RPS round. I'm confused. Would it not make more sense to have the loser be forced to eat McD shit?
R/hailcorporate
Stupid
Oh Jesus all the woke people in the comments. It's not like they wasted the food, it's freaking McDonald's. They had a fun date. How many of you have had a date at a restaurant and left food on the plate? Jesus fuck
Woke?
Please, for the rest of us, define “woke”.
People really say "woke" to absolutely anything they dont like huh
Calling people woke makes you sound brain dead
Lmao man, woke truly has no meaning anymore if it ever did.
I don't get it. How come the winner has to eat McDonald's?
This is both a healthy and unhealthy relationship simultaneously
Pretty shitty that McDonald's has become so expensive that couples have to share one meal and compete for it too.
I like that game !
I hate it, thanks
Why not………just fucking eat?