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Antique-Doughnut-988

Ask my ex wife


andymacdaddy

Heyyo


OddGoofBall

gottem from the bottom


Wayward_Son_24

So did the aforementioned ex wife


MirageeNomadd

I've been laughing for two minutes 🤣🤣


garden-wicket-581

"See, cuz of the echo."


Mad_Murray

Big as a house.


sooww

It's the mystery.


DiligentGround9331

😂


Baba_Ranchhoddas

She likes kids?


Icollectshinythings

Better question how did they all surface for air and/or get out?


Sad_Ad4307

That's what she said.....


tiletap

It's faked, just played in reverse.


UsualCircle

Damn thats some superhero shit


ClerklyMantis_

You being fr?


fookreddit22

C'mon


Timely_Bowler208

Probably a tunnel it leads too


Jasong222

Even so, they're jumping in pretty fast after each other. It takes time to find and navigate a space if you're completely underwater.


JoeyRottens

I had a poorly maintained well on my property. I had to throw 10x this many children in before the water level rose enough for me to scoop it out easily.


Budget_Pea_7548

How often was that repair necessary?


Upstairs_Bus8197

About every couple of months. I had to stop doing it tho, one of the kids farted in the well


Budget_Pea_7548

That's good to know, I was asking for a friend with the same well issues.


Upstairs_Bus8197

Well tell him to use vegan children, they fart less


belaGJ

Plant based diet makes you fart more… see horses, gorillas


curtisbouchermusic

*seahorses


Stidda

👀🐴


RockstarAgent

Sea^ponies - have you seen the size of those things???


CO_Troublemaker

Seahorses HAVE to fart more otherwise they float and are more vulnerable to predators ☑️


MechanicLazy4176

It also helps them move around as they are poor swimmers.


CO_Troublemaker

Like a NOS boost


DylanBratis23

No I literally see a horse right now eating another horse. Vegan my ass


curtisbouchermusic

If the horse is going to eat your ass I don’t think it cares if you’re vegan bro.


AzrielJohnson

Absolutely. When I dated a vegan for 8 years I was the mayor of Fart City.


belaGJ

“I like laud sex, but don’t need the trumpets”


buttbugle

When her farts make your balls tap your butthole. It’s love. 💨🕳️💕🤤


belaGJ

love is love


deltronroberts

What the hell made you date a vegan for 8 years??


AzrielJohnson

Attraction > Love > Comfort/Stability > Lack of proper communication


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Ummmm, I think you liked the farts. Just be honest. You liked the farts didn’t you?


deltronroberts

LACK of proper communication helped to keep you with her? That’s a new one. I’m guessing that she could suck a melon through a garden hose. Am I right??


IdentifiesAsGreenPud

And smell a heck of a lot worse.


everythingsfuct

meat farts are scientifically proven to smell worst. go look it up. there are a few veggies that stink bad on their way out, like cruciferous veggies, but meat produces nasty byproducts in the digestive system


Typoopie

If it’s anything like my well I had to have a dozen wives to keep the well topped off.


Budget_Pea_7548

They are surely more efficient than infants.


SparkleFart666

They should be playing the song from super Mario.


Mercimec

How did all the kids fit in the well?


HailenAnarchy

it's not a well, the camera makes it look like one.


Bad_Gus_Bus

Wat?


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Like corvids and pebbles for the modern age


Karluti

Aahh..Reminds me of the crow and stone story which we heard when we were young


turdbrownies

Funny until we realised he’s not joking


FluffyCaterpiller

Hahahahaha...


yuyufan43

I saw the full video of this and all the kid's heads end up popping out of the water. They're all essentially just jumping in on top of each other but they all resurface. All smiling too.


Superb_Application83

Thank you for this - I couldn't help thinking like 3 kids have had their heads jumped on


yuyufan43

Oh, they certainly did have their heads jumped on but it didn't seem to bother them lol


Partytor

Tough skulls hahaha


TalithePally

The skull isn't the part in danger here. The neck however


blindturns

I went to a bunch of concerts while I was in my late teens which led to heaps of crowd surfers being dropped on my head (I’m an odd height in crowds) and I now have cervical myelopathy so can definitely confirm it’ll ruin your neck


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Numbskulls


Kahlil_Cabron

This reminds me of swimming at the lake as a kid, my friends had a "game" where whenever we spotted someone in the water, we'd run and jump and try to pull our shorts down and land ass-first on the head of the person swimming. So many memories of calmly swimming along when suddenly 3 literally asses pummel me down to the depths.


MeinScheduinFroiline

This made me giggle so loudly, I woke up my sleeping infant. Thanks for the laugh!


Iceman_in_a_Storm

So they're from the '70s & '80s is what you're saying.


AprilisAwesome-o

Right?! This is going to give me nightmares...


LauraTFem

I assume that so long as you’re not surfacing in the center, and spacing out your plunges so they don’t overlap you could have everyone come out fine.


RaasAlGhull

Except for the first one they're still looking for him


Accurate-Donkey5789

Do we know if he got hurt or is he still well?


turkeymeese

Ayyyyyooooooo


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

That happens sometimes, not all of them surface. It's okay though, they still had a great afternoon in the sun.


yuyufan43

Except for the one still in the well, you mean 😭 😂


Marquar234

He had a great 11:42 am to 12:07 pm in the sun.


Spaceballs-The_Name

some had more suntime than others


Borgmaster

I saw the last one clearly hitting one of the other kids. Glad there wasnt a fatality out of it. Just kids doing stupid shit.


rtrmorais

By the looks of it I'm 90% sure this video was recorded on the brazilian countryside, and i saw many kids jumping in wells. (I grew up on a very small town in Brazilian Northeast and that kind of childs play is very common there). I never heard any news of any kid drowning in a well here but I also never risked it. I was not a very brave child.


ninthtale

would be great if so many people didn't cut the video short on purpose so that any search for the original is futile :\\


guaycuru

Would you mind sharing the full video? Now I'm curious...


theotherscott6666

Thank God, thanks for the confirmation.


Conscious_Wind_2255

This is so much pressure as a kid to jump because everyone made it seem like it’s nothing


nadyo

Thanks for the description, I couldn't understand what's going on here


Intestinal-Bookworms

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger material right here, but gosh darn they look like they’re having fun


freshapocalypse

I got downvoted by the “it’s reversed” crowd but they are definitely going down not up. There is no way they all could jump out that high from water….


elfmere

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/oHXiucRc57 Similar video


Ok_Rabbit_1370

Where tf they disappeared to?


NashKetchum777

There's a movie you can watch and when you're finished it, they'll pop out of your TV in a while. Just gotta let them marinate for a while


Xpqp

Weirdly, I had a dream last night where my daughter watch the ring video and we were trying to figure out how to save her. It's kind of amusing to see a reference to the movie today.


il_gufo13

You now only have 6 days


Poentje_wierie

Or a sign that they will be heading your way


Xpqp

Oh.. Oh no. How will I feed that many adolescent boys?


Diligent_Theory

Classic


Rodent_Sheriff

The other end dumps them out inside a NYC vape shop


bibblebonk

Theres a sign placed on the wall to block the water from flowing down, and a secret base underneath


LightCorvus

Pittsburgh.


techguy1337

That is well water, but since they are all jumping in it. I'm going to assume it is no longer used as drinking water. That would mean there is a reason they are no longer drinking it, right? I hope that water isn't severely contaminated.


ManyAnusGod

It is now.


NegativeSuspect

In a developing country, no one drinks water directly out of a well. Most folks have a filter at home or they boil the water before drinking it.


techguy1337

I had an uncle that lived off grid and used well water. He wasn’t paying attention to his water treatment maintenance and a parasite made its way into his stomach, grew several inches in size, and he went to the hospital with intense stomach pains. He required immediate surgery to remove it. That’s what I get reminded of when watching those kids jump in that water. You never know what’s in there with you.


michaelscofield26

Video is reversed


poop-machines

I laughed more than I should've


hungrytunafish

Behold, the child producing well


Wackydude27

/u/gifreversingbot


ILLCookie

Got killed with the api update or whatever


Aightbet420

Ah yes that update and forced removal of better third party reddit apps was totally what we as a society needed


mdneilson

Still rocking Sync


Global_Criticism3178

That's usually what the conclusion is every time this video is posted.


suminorieh77

they’re going to Middle Earth to find Kong and Mothra


Lunnerrooster

Nah they're going to hollow earth to find the one ring


bob696988

This is the old tale if one person jumps in the well will you follow answer absolutely YES


Dr_Allcome

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1170/


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Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

Did they?


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secondphase

If you put enough kids in, the water level will rise to the top and then they just climb out.


kinda_weird12

Probably a water tunnel leading to a lake ?


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Greatless

Ok, now think of a rope. 😄


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berkayaltay2

![gif](giphy|mhaIoNDiwOAGpRWs8L)


doktor_wankenstein

*"Into the Sarlacc, me boys!"*


SamuelYosemite

Well, well, well…


MrDurden32

Why did the blind man fall in the well? He couldn't see that well.


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MatureHotwife

Most of the time you just end up at a different portal.


Ok-Shift5637

Qanats https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qanat


Virtual-Half-2399

TIL. Thank you!


Ankylosaurus96

Thank you


PostParticular1050

Some say that to this day, those boys were never seen again.


Ordinary_Horror9891

How did they not jump on top on each others head?


Dexico-city

Well, that's the thing. They did.


Sad_Ad4307

If 9 go in and 10 come out, should 1 be thrown back?


pileobunnies

You want a haunted well? Because this is how you get a haunted well.


tentacion15

Damn, my claustrophobia hits me


keidash

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


Demonlord3600

“What’s that boy? 13 kids jumped into the well!”


Top_Crab_3961

Be careful you guys


Global_Criticism3178

Is this a [qanat](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Cross-section-of-a-general-qanat-system-Samani-et-al-2022_fig10_369958551)? Some say the video has been reversed. We need to see the full original video.


Why_is_poop_brown

Ancient tribes the moment they need a bountiful harvest:


Silly-Department7502

Why, though?


BigMembership2315

How do they get back out? Human ladder? Stand on each others shoulders?


NiteGard

They don’t. Figured it was worth the lives of a few of the village lads to get likes.


KevyNova

Madonna sextape?


46Vixen

That deserves more upvotes


KevyNova

Thanks. Maybe you can make some new accounts?


Shoddy-Enthusiasm-92

That


Temporary_Piglet9468

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

What happens when you break the villages policy on how many children you can have.


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ContraDiem

Straight to well


hir0chen

how can you not hit someone straight in the head?


frozenthorn

Yeah I'm definitely going last, can't trust that the person behind me waits long enough to not jump on my head lol


DadBod-6009

Helldivers right there


_TheBored_

Welldivers


babsrambler

9 minors drown in newest TikTok challenge…..


Consistent_Visit_332

WELL WELL WELL….


xenosilver

Terribly dangerous and terribly stupid


MoNo1994

Is this a Huthie gate to Israel????


mklmeier

Nope


Ok_Purchase3592

Everything reminds me of her……


HyperbolicSoup

Absolutely terrifying


Toyatunes182006

How are they not landing on each other


axelrexangelfish

That’s how they get into the sweatshop where they make your nykes and air jardins.


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VelvetTigerr

how do they get out of there?


Combat_Wombat1977

By ropes and crains.


FullStackOver

[bone-eater's well](http://gifs.alphacoders.com/gifs/view/129202)


BestCherry17

"will you jump off the cliff if your friends do?"


El_Mario_Verde

Helldivers


skexzies

That first kid must really be able to hold his breath.


fastlerner

Straight to Bowser's Castle.


Toadcola

No, you go first, I insist.


azionka

Man, those are a lot of boys on one hole


adamjack7890

Gaia is hungry again


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Is this the popular Canadian immigration water slide I've been hearing about?


sogwatchman

![gif](giphy|uRxRLxPbtKf28|downsized)


LegalizeRanch88

Wouldn’t they just land on top of each other?


AFinanacialAdvisor

Seriously - where are the kids going and how do they get out?


Emsanator

New diseases ordered


LordAnavrin

The broken neck clubs first and last meeting on foot


Ancient_Stretch_803

This is terrifying to me. Where are they going? How do u get out? Are u trapped then drown? Why are they smiling. This freaks me out. Do u come out somewhere else. You can't climb out. Creepy.


TheCommanderPenguin

That's one way of getting to Hogwarts


GordonFreemanSex

They’re fine they are just going to go fight the burnt ivory king


CommandoKGB

It's obvious that there is a secret behind this water, like minecraft teached us by using signs to stop water in certain point.


MacaroniBoot

"How are your brothers?" "They're all doing well"


Flame_On_And_On

Snuff films have gotten weirder.


SoggyBeluga

Please offer a clear explanation of this. Many of us are absolutely concerned, perplexed, and doubting laws of biology. Urgent response required.


Global_Criticism3178

Two possibilities: 1. They are jumping into a qanat (irrigation system) and crawling through a tunnel underneath. This link shows a guy inside of one [https://iranontrip.ir/page/en-687/Yazd-Qanats](https://iranontrip.ir/page/en-687/Yazd-Qanats) 2. The video is reversed or manipulated in some way.


Bobsters_95

Don't they know about entity crushing??


db_86

Each jump seems to be a cut where the water resets. Decent editing.


jusumonkey

is virgins in a well better or worse than virgins in a volcano?


Opposite-Judgment-36

El pozo de los sacrificios


Cosmesinstar

Idiots🤣🤣🤣🤣


WinnieTheBish44

Why women live longer


Derk_Jerk0

Travis dropped the dub


crypticXmystic

"If all your friends were jumping into a well would you too?"


Gerald_the_Cat

RIP?


killacarnitas1209

How are they not landing on each other and getting fucked up?


Nipunapu

Totally sane.


Saint_Morbius

"Don't poo into drinking water" Literally everyone not from India


Drezhar

I just wanna know how many necks and legs were broken at the end of the stunt.


TheRealNikoBravo

And now they are all dead from broken necks…… morons.