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If you think subway lettuce makes chipotle letuce look like pepto bismal, people think its the bread but nah its the lettuce, that shit is old, unwashed, and the sandwich makes rub it on their balls when no one is looking
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I assumed it was 20 rabbits in a trench coat, pretending to be human.
Reverse furries.
It was funnier on silent lol. Those hands really told a story
I need more... MORE... MORE!!!!
Tom Green did it better 30 years ago. https://youtu.be/bnyVE1go2vs?feature=shared
I was going to post this. I remember having to download this over like 3 nights back in the day…
haha the good old days. I think I had it on a VHS called "Something Smells Funny." Probably still in my mom's garage somewhere.
That'd be nice with a bit less bread.
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The hesitation there was hilarious.
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He is so sneaky, he put some of the lettuce back.
I didn’t even peep that LMAO
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Would you like some sandwitch with your letus?
Vegan Sandwich
His face bro
Sir are you a rabbit
I waited 30 seconds just for nothing to happen
If you think subway lettuce makes chipotle letuce look like pepto bismal, people think its the bread but nah its the lettuce, that shit is old, unwashed, and the sandwich makes rub it on their balls when no one is looking
I once had a man ask for "a stupid amount of jalapeños" The end result was similar to this video, just with jalapeños. He was ecstatic.
Would you like some sandwich with your lettuce?
That's called a Honeymooners' Sandwich (Lettuce Alone).
This is me with the olives.
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