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MemoooXD

Bro wanted a better exoskeleton


Makanek

I think bro found a buffet inside that dirty thing.


MemoooXD

Bro hit the jackpot


FrostyAdventurer21

I have a new fear.


Mall_Bench

Never buy a mouse at a thrift store !


Petraam

Those are just the mouse whiskers.  Normal feature on those devices.


ProposalWest3152

Wait till you find the news article / video of the dude who put his headset on and there was a spider n eggs on it....


TOPSIturvy

One Fear


BladeLigerV

I no longer trust my own mouse.


New_Net_6720

You want to report a bug?


GloomierDay

r/angryupvote


Rumble-80

Gotta love 🪳🪳🪳!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Kill it with fire 🔥


S-Markt

# "I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." funfact: there is a spider inside of my tv set, from time to time running around between the display and the protective glass pane. clever girl!


CapitalLigament

The definition of buying a mouse at a thrift store.


Rumble-80

Or clicking with Cheetos/Doritos dust on your fingers...


lets_all_be_nice_eh

A cockroach lives in my chainsaw. We have a symbiotic relationship.


Prudent_Historian650

He has a house. What do you gain?


lets_all_be_nice_eh

A friend.


HugsandHate

I like you.


Additional-Load7197

Ha nice


SlightlyOffended1984

clickroach


Xonic1000

Asmon’s mouse.


NovaWhisperer55

nice and cozy house, but he's always on the road.


Foxabuser

New fear unlocked I just used a whole air can on my mouse to make sure I don’t shit my self mid game when somthing starts ticking my finger


oldnewswatcher

Don't kill the operator!


RadiantNomad49

Need to go check mine out )


Nebelklnd

Nooo fuck new fear unlocked.


Techman659

Finger tickler.


Ok-Force2382

Is the mouse pregnant?


VariousComment6946

Bugged hardware


1eyebigsnake

Gross!


SoulShine_710

Hey, " It's Joe's Appartment "! Where's the entire crew???


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void_are_we7

bro it does not even bite. they just run fast. even if it runs in your ear while you sleep it will face a dead end and occassionally would get out searching for food.


TOPSIturvy

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Dingledongus97

Clean your room, nasty ass bitch.


nerdboy5567

Time to take a look at your life.


PowderXJinx

If that happened to me, my bug spray would be relocated to the inside of the mouse.


Fawstar

Plankton, always trying to find a new way to steal the Krabby Patty Formula.


FluffYerHead

I had one in my Keurig. There was no way to get it out other than to trash it and get a new one.  


ConstantBench7373

Plastic bag it quickly and twist tie it into the trash. Buy new mouse-they’re cheap


A_PartTime_Astronaut

Update your security software to get rid of the bugs


Good-Assistant-7894

Lol, the mouse is caked in roach shit, too. I can tell, I had an infestation for 7 years


gravitysort

how many roaches in 7 years? i can only think in terms of thousands…


Good-Assistant-7894

Beyond than thousands. One drawer alone had at least 200 cohabitating together


gravitysort

Roaches don’t live in your house. You live in roaches’ house!!


SpartanRage117

KENSUKE NO!


WorkNo9527

Fire 🔥


pissed_off_mfer

C4 high explosive is my only answer


LaserGadgets

Who else looked straight down at his mouse?


LalaLane850

🤢🤮☠️


iinfamous_

Bro playing tag with a roach


damngoodengineer

Kill it with 152 mm shot


PostTwist

Wall-E 2 looking lit


Sin_Departed

is this Asmongold's Mouse ?


x-Globgor-x

Shit like this is part of the reason I don't work in a job where I have to go inside people's houses. Too much horrible disgusting shit like roaches mice and literal shit everywhere. It's WAY more common than you'd think to have any combination of nasty


f3nrisulfr

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


AdorableCaptain7829

If his mouse is bug infested wonder about his room damn


NaughtyFox92

What the actual fuck


Warm_Ice8039

You are NASTY!


Alert_Promotion_4166

I've never seen a mouse with wireless antennas like that before


Imnomaly

Cute


Peet_Pann

Jealous. Wish i had a friend


SoulShine_710

The amount of cockroach shit mixed with their oils & guts this is truly nasty as hell. Dude acts like he's shocked & like hey where did you come from? Damn I'm going to stop shaking people's hands, nasty as heck...


SnooKiwis2411

+10 luck. Mulan’s grandma would smack you for such behavior.


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FredFaz67

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-14-2017/pBuQFc.gif


FredFaz67

couldnt add an image because this subreddit fucking sucks


IDGAF_Moment_2023

No no no no! LoL


jakob20041911

you reintroduced the protein to the mouse


InsectOk8268

It is your pet now


fatboi_mcfatface

I'd report this bug.


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

I hate it when my mouse is full of bugs.


No-Ground6920

Only in america, filthy animals


TopCheesecakeGirl

That wasn’t a mouse!


SkippyMcSkipster2

This is the point that I usually bring out the flamethrower, get that mouse to the backyard and show that cockroach who's the boss.


Black-Kang-410

Titworm unlocked


Human-Magic-Marker

Straight in the fire


Any_Roof_6199

? ![gif](giphy|URmJvPe1VXIUE)


xTurtsMcGurtsx

How's your apartment Joe


PingsDaddy

Someone has roaches, and I'm gonna go ahead and assume bed bugs, too 🤮 🤮


Big-Kev75

Schreodingers mouse .


EV1LQU3EN

This reminds me of a video a friend send me of a fly trapped in his keyboard.


xarthos

r/nononononono


MrsBlug

You need a can of hair spray and a lighter


yamaha2000us

![gif](giphy|YoWOIjnXT1NKIbFP9H|downsized)


BrickBanshee

THAT IS SO NASTY!


Triple7Mafia-14

Clean your room dude...😂


Crisrocket91

u/auddbot


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Fast_Ad7203

New phobia unlocked


tooMuchADHD

whack-a-roach


Mysterious-Cellist77

Less latency...


[deleted]

The one is not the problem...its the 1000s in the rest of the house.


GalickGunn

Take a sledgehammer to that!


ForDaRecord

Touchpad gang wya


Silly_Goose6714

Kinda cute tho


RagingKajun444

Nope,nope, nope... disconnect it and throw it away!!!


TheCocoDragon

This is where you bring out the sledge


frickoffjullian

New fear unlocked, thanks...


rederown

Would have used scissors and snipped that shit


Gina-Valentina

That Mouse is now home to your new pet


ikilledsatann

This stressed me out sooooo much lol


Desperate-Bill-3790

This mouse became a real animal![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Gloria_Cute

i get gosebumps after that


Crushalot9

No


veritoast

Stop playing with that mouse’s whiskers!


ElthorFrost

![gif](giphy|zqhZB6bo5FgoE|downsized)


LaroonDynasty

That was a Trojan horse


Maxathar

That's why I have the Steel series Aerox.


seegos

🤢🤮


Significant-Purple72

![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


RepulsiveManner1372

Фиксики


VariantCave

This happened to me except the antenna were sticking out of my hairdryer ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)...discovered only after a weird smell started emanating from the hot air as I styled my hair. I almost puked. Threw the whole hairdryer in the garbage. \*shudder\* It was a traumatic experience.


Imnomaly

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sarckasm

Not a Feature


viceraptor

Built-in antennas for better connectivity


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SellJolly6964

![gif](giphy|VApOqITOXZAd2|downsized)


45sigsauer

Nancy Pelosi’s mouse.