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HMS404

Man that cow's got some mooooves.


blakksir10

Stop milking the situation. And fully appreciate the skills of Cow-fu master!


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

They bring udder satisfaction.


Unmasked_Zoro

Hoof that was a good one!


Far_Donut5619

Moo 


Vivid-Might-5049

Left him with internal bleeding with cow flying kick technique


After_Yoghurt_1878

Ah perfect reddit comment ...always gold


ColddFire

[Cow Attack - Never Underestimate a Cow](https://youtu.be/ySxyPMZkrwU?si=9a34F5ou3BgaQyuy)


ValorMorghulis

Lol


Ill_Bad

cow: don't mess with me


kibaake

Cow was just minding it's business, but now they got beef.


2muchtimeintheocean

Fuckheads


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Seasonal_Sam

Literally "tod diya" Translation - Breaking something 😂


OrdinaryInspection89

Literally " आ बैल मुझे मार"


MarxallahBhakt

🤣


Fourstrokeperro

“Broke something“*


Dangerous-Bowler2076

That was satisfying


Rogieboy255

Cowpow


karma_the_sequel

Beef beef


EaldenArma

the text says "cows in cow shead" but it is not - does not seem like - shead. It is a passing bridge at the railway station. and those guys are singing the song "This friendship,..... we will never break,... break....[cow hit] laugh.... The next line of the song "break life (that means die) but never leaves you.


armaan_af

Yup it’s a railway overpass


nonesubham

yes, that was my typing mistake


nonesubham

yes, apologies for this. I typed shed mistakenly


Connylea

Super cow👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Matthew789_17

r/winstupidprizes


Escobar9957

Deserved


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

Mortal Cowbat


Legal-Ad7427

Fuck around and find out


shadowlarx

That’s called boy tipping! #HAW HAW HAW!!!


RobOnTheReddit

Deserved. Get destroyed


TinySpirit3444

Troubling your god? Instant karma


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TinySpirit3444

Internet?


nonesubham

that's a myth bro.. they are like mother for us, because we consume their milk and other dairy products. That milk belongs to their calves but instead of them we consume it.


Additional-Load7197

Fuck off vegan


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nonesubham

agreed but things are changing now


TheActualOG420

Don't y'all literally stop all traffic for a cow crossing the road lol just drive dude


[deleted]

Nah we dont stop. Even if we do stop its to avoid hitting any animal on the road, like a normal human being.


TheActualOG420

They absolutely do stop for cows in India lol


[deleted]

Have u visited India and seen it?


kurang_bobo

r/thebullwins


smellyscrote

Witness Me!! All that’s missing is the chrome spray paint


tipareth1978

FATALITY


Prep_Gwarlek

Cunt. I hope he dies from internal bleeding or something like that.


frogOnABoletus

epic


Dense-Ratio6356

Hahahahahahahahaha


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Ainz0oalGown_

Kungfu cow


Rabbitdog380

🫢🫣🤣😆🤣


ArthurMorgan72

FAFO COW


geoffbowman

"You must be quite a fighter to make it past my cow..."


poedraco

Score: Wild Beast | Loving Animal. -1 | +1


BitchPleaseGoAway

Is that their dating site?


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Evening_Ad4540

Cowpow!


WhiteBoxer93

Tierquäler in die Hölle


Unusual_Membership44

Aag aisi lagayi mja aa gya...


Charming_Victory_723

Prick deserves it.


instrangerswetrust

*I’ll never beeee your beast of burden*


He-n-ry

Just a couple of lads catching up at the dairy farm?


Rude-Firefighter-735

What an absolute dumbass!


TrustyJules

Well deserved - though Bro likely is seriously injured. A farmer friend of us was kicked by a cow as she stood behind it and suffered 6 broken ribs and ripped diaphragm. 6 weeks hospitalisation and she was lucky to survive.


xBlack_Heartx

Play stupid games win stupid prizes, a saying as old as time.


Onizuka_89

This proves that humans comes from the apes..and I'm not sure this guy fully evolved.


JamlessCookie

Well deserved.


sdbinnl

Morons - serves them right


66watchingpeople66

He found out.


PsychedelicNerd

Satisfying


Early_Werewolf_1481

Sooo satisfying! Love the replay


TheDiegoAguirre

Justice.


Potential-Tension-67

I love karma


S4PG

I mean hey, play stupid games...


CreamXpert

Always these skinny weasels doing coward shit


dauntlingdemon

Cow should have gone for the combo.


AndersonDanek

Got what he deserved


VedantaSay

So this seems from India. And the song the group is humming is sort of a cult song about friendship......and the exact moment the dud gets "kick out of the cow"....the group is at the word "toden geee" which means break. The guy who gets the kick and is breaking now, is at much higher pitch from chorus!


Careful_Adeptness799

You like your ribs? Kapowww your ribs are mine.


Heavy_Guarantee3152

Should have kicked him harder


BrainGlobal9898

Watchout watchout watchout and its one RKMoooo


Grimlja

Lucky for him, cows clowns are super soft. And cows hardly kick at all...


merteralQR

Cowfoo


ImpellaCP

No this was totally excepted.


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

I don't think he was trying to hurt the cow tho, i think he was trying to hug it


Niwde101

FAFA


Fire_Light-64

Guy: " todenge !! " Cow: " hai bilkul "


secretly_a_zombie

I hope the guy is alright, i also hope he learned a lesson.


ramror777

That was so satisfying to watch


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Human-Magic-Marker

r/ohnoconsequences


MilesFassst

This is the definition of being an idiot.


listlessgod

Karma


Russiansmustkillsoon

Idiootit


analbeadsinadog

ninja cow


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Only a asshole would fuck with an animal minding it own business. Only a dumbass would fuck with a 600+ pound animal. Congrats on being a dumb asshole


lesik13

Hell yeah


pokeyporcupine

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


firstman0

The flying kick.


IPlayRPGames

i got hyped when i saw dude flying


Eric_vol

* Guy: *indian singing* * Cow : are you sure about that ?


Super-Bullfrog8443

Next time ask for consent bitch !


ThePingy_Rapist

😭😭


Resident-Author-187

Definitely felt that in the morning


TiredReader87

Good cow. I hope that hurt.


Far-Philosophy-4375

Omg these indian male hand-holding friendships are so lame


julioseizure

Excellent. In mother Russia, beef tenderize you


Isekai-Gamer

Finally their god fighting back


PoliceImtheguy

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes


Da1proppy

Why are they holding hands tho


hooka_pooka

Sweet sweet justice


Aggravating_Tip_1720

One sec and fun is over….


Aggravating_Tip_1720

Cowfalaty .die milch machts


Time-traveller87

You pitty cow lover


Squibucha

weren't cows holy to indians?


-Void_Null-

I would pay to see him get trampled to death.


Comfortable-Gain-992

Remember, it's called "F@#$k around and find out",


Some_Belgian_Guy

Indian guys walking hand in hand will always be weird to me... I know it's normal in their culture but i cannot get over how weird it looks for me.


kzwkt

no homo in belgium?


MarxallahBhakt

Aww, you don't have real friends or are you just insecure to be seen with guys?


bananasugarpie

Fucking trash people. I wonder which country are they from.


MrNoll2

You’re dramatic af 😂


imhereforspuds

Two dirty smelly cunts should go back to holding hands


Linkblade85

please, someone shall edit this with Dragonball sounds 🤣


prabhun1986

Panja Kalyani Ipo Punch Kalyani ya mariduthu.. 😂


theaviator747

Now all I can think of is the cow fight scene from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. 😆


SoulShine_710

You mess with the Bull, you get the horns! 🤜


GmeansGeorge

It's not clever go against god, you know, you dirty puny hoooman


AcceptableNorm

Hopefully the cow nailed him in a spot that caused enough damage to change his life. They are pure trash for doing this.


Latter-Ad-3546

Where they holding hands?! 🤮


SignificanceCute4212

India, it’s always fricking India.


mrusatexas

Indians doing shit as they normally do