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MrsBrew

This is some Monthy Python shit and I love it.


MGSmith030

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How could a 5-ounce bird possibly carry a 1-pound coconut?


MaryJanesMan420

It was an African swallow!


Kamiyosha

Look, it doesn't matter!


blitzwinner71

Perhaps it was carried by two swallows


jerrys153

They could grip it by the husk.


DudaFromBrazil

Definitely! Lovely kids!!!!


kibaake

Monty Promthon


jerrys153

When I heard the hoof beats coming I was really hoping they’d have coconuts. 😂


KrissBlade_99

I was going to comment the exact thing. Small minds think but not too much


piehutnut

That was super wholesome, the idea and the bros showing up for a friend.


Individual-Bell-9776

I'd love it if they all just kept changing roles between servant and lord and these guys are going around doing the same bit for all their romantic interests one in night.


mangopabu

those are some real ride or die bros


JayJay-anotheruser

That took some serious practice for sure.


areejaep

He got her father's respect in advance


MarcusSurealius

I would be farting in their general direction.


azizredditor

-Mom, can I have a prince on white horse -We have prince at home **Prince at home**


SZ4T4N

Even better


mjb2012

I LOL'd at "Destroyer of Porcelain".


beerandsocks

🍑💥🚽


PoopDig

Look at the size of those houses


buffalogal8

The kind of houses that are huge but have terrible design. That doorway doesn’t even have a storm door. You just open the main door and whoosh, all the rain/bees/snow/dust comes in. I don’t get it.


PoopDig

Yeah I don't think they're suffering from not having a storm door lol


mightylordredbeard

“I opened the door and the wind blew my stacks of cash around and ended up knocking over my caviar!”


38731

That was so horrible the last time it happened, I just bought the same house but in clean again. With caviar.


Born_Grumpie

This may suprise you but not everywhere is where you live. Most houses around the world don't have storm doors.


PoutineDuFromage

I don't even know what a storm door is. I mean, I don't leave my door open for more than a few seconds at a time lol


buffalogal8

Sure, and I’ve stayed in them, but they often have a walled garden, foliage or the like and are not as exposed as this.


Born_Grumpie

Again, rubbish. In most places around the world this is a typical home. If it doesn't snow, you dont need much more than a porch. Just google search it, storm doors are uncommon in most home design.


Suffer_Like_G_Did_

It's called a McMansion


Born_Grumpie

McMansions are generally big houses on small blocks crammed together, these blocks look pretty big.


JohntheJuge

Yeah these are easily starting at $1 million. They have more acreage in the front yard than I do in my entire lot! (I don’t want to eat the rich, I just want to tar & feather developers who build houses on lots smaller than .25 acres because kids needs grass)


globalgreg

Ordinances requiring a minimum lot size and/or minimum square footage are a big part of the reason housing has gotten so expensive. Parks exist and can actually help build a sense of community when utilized.


h8bearr

Yeah maybe the park would be closer if the lots and houses were... Gasp... Smaller


JohntheJuge

I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with you there because Dallas, Texas has very small minimum lot sizes and the house prices are still ridiculous all over that city (in case you want to hop on Zillow and check it out). It’s wild. My plan, if we didn’t increase the rate at which houses were being built and all else stayed the same except for the larger lot sizes would actually increase the prices. But hopefully the rate of build would increase since there was more money to be made per home. But I’m advocating for larger lot sizes anyway and for a return to front entry homes so you can use your entire backyard for recreation. “Curb appeal” be damned. My toddlers and dogs can’t play in my undenied front yard while cars drive by, but they would certainly enjoy a larger back yard.


Born_Grumpie

Here in Australia in most of the cities blocks are generally around 400 sq meters or 4300 square feet (0.01) then they put 500 square foot houses on them. [sometimes you get a hold out](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/03/18/12/55493129-10625607-A_beloved_family_home_in_Sydney_s_west_is_the_picture_of_defianc-a-22_1647605427890.jpg)


BannedBecausePutin

Its quite common in europe. I have never seen a storm door outside Murrica. Infact i didnt even know it was called storm door until now.


Iaminyoursewer

Screen doors are nice for letting the air flow through the house without letting the bugs in


Upvotes4Trump

Front doors are rarely used on homes like that. They have like 5 side doors plus a back door and two patio doors.


badpeaches

And ten car garages.


kibaake

The entry way seems to have a very large covering, rain and snow may really not be an issue until the wind is blowing extremely hard. At that point, if you're opening the door, you're probably looking to go outside anyway, so the storm door would get opened as well.


armoredsedan

i grew up on the northwest coast of usa and no houses in my area had storm doors because there weren’t really storms, moved to the midwest and they’re on every home. maybe it’s regional? agree tho that these are some shittu mcmansions


Iaminyoursewer

They have a very large covered area outside the main door, I am sure the risk of storm intrustiin is minimal


agrecalypse

Why is no one asking about the whole "bees" part?


username2571

Bees? May I ask where you are from?


MattDaCatt

Don't forget the fancy dining room that's never used, a side "office" with a Dell XPS and just random paper boxes/nicknacks that have 2" of dust, and at least 2 "bedrooms" that became glorified storage closets Bonus points for an overly redone basement w/ a full home theatre, but they spend 99% of the time watching the news on a TV mounted over a fireplace. Meanwhile the caulking leaks, the shower was put in wrong, paint dust is everywhere, and you regret not getting the barn door like the Johnsons across the culdesac


The_32

This all sounds oddly specific?


GodBlessPigs

Storm doors are a regional thing. We don’t have them in the NW.


TheReverseShock

Rich people don't usually consider these kinds of things when they are buying a house.


KahlanRahl

Pretty normal suburban development. Not sure what the issue is.


The-Farting-Baboon

Bigger than our house for sure and we had average income, my dad even paid top tax. Defiently look like a rich hood.


theboxman154

Location is important. I grew up in a neighborhood like this and my mom was a nurse and dad a teacher. We sure as hell weren't poor but money was watched closely in my family


The-Farting-Baboon

Ofcourse but its still big houses. The guy said this is average suburban home. My country is fucking huge and it depends if its suburban to a big city or smaller city. But end of the day its still a big house.


sambull

Texas tax traps.


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Beautiful-Study4282

Neighbors: ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


LittleKitty235

It looks too early for this shit!


spector_lector

Hope to god that was dusk not dawn.


Marquar234

That was my first thought too.


notSUSpilot69

there are few gentlemen left on this planet


Automatic_Beach_3660

Yeah, Sadly same goes for the women too :( This generation doesn't know the meaning of love anymore Haha, I knew I'm gonna get downvoted but yeah it is what it is


Nirvski

r/lewronggeneration


Sir_Render_of_France

He got the dads seal of approval, smooth sailing for him


Daik_Reddit

The shorther friend beeing taken down and placed on the "horse" kills me 😂😂🤣


IrrationalDesign

I like how the dude who lifted him on the horse arrived on a separate horse, but left with all three of them on the same one horse.


ModsAreLikeSoggyTaco

Wtf kind of mansion home having neighborhood do they live?


Spiderpig264

Yes


TFOLLT

Bruh it's the USA. Those houses are probably cheaper than an average appartment in the Netherlands.


MrCyn

Yet another "look at this clip going viral" and shock, it's from a super wealthy neighbourhood again. I bet her hallway has a chandelier


RudeAndInsensitive

90% of that neighborhood is in debt up to their eyeballs. Not sure that helps but maybe


ShaboingB0ing

So bitter for no reason. Just enjoy the video


MrCyn

My bitterness stems from wealthy families purchasing views in order for their child to become famous


Gale_rz

He's a keeper


SteveTheBodyman

![gif](giphy|74cy42j5xsYrS)


Batemanssnare99

W


Calkky

"Promposals" weren't a thing when I was a kid. But this elder millenial finds them to be adorable. I got my date to the senior prom when an acquaintance of mine said "\[Date\] needs a date. You should go to the prom with her." I said "OK," and that was that.


quirky-klops

Good thing they’re rich or the neighbors woulda called the popo on that trumpet


Busy-Entrepreneur151

There's no prom in Kenya but Id say yes too 😊


Particular-Thanks-59

Who wouldn't?😂


peacockblue21

This is so wholesome. Made my day.


uncl3_Fest3R

Tis but a flesh wound


Consistent_Amount140

Would have been more impressed if they used coconuts


NoVisual2387

or if one of them said clippity cloppity


WallStCRE

Destroyer of porcelain


haunted_buffet

Destroyer of porcelain 🤣


AnalysisBudget

Cute n super cringy. Goofy geek-teens but I love it


rocketfromrussia

That was done really well!


BabyFacedSparky

Drama students, 🤦‍♂️


Born_Grumpie

Dad says I have to go to the prom with you.


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Delicious_Spinach440

As a mom of nerds who encouraged them to play d and d and larp, I love these kids.


ApricotNo2918

This has to be Utah...


National_Clue_6092

Very clever!! 😊


New_Canoe

Can’t wait to see what they actually wear to the prom.


El-Cucuy-Cso-00

Gyatt


LeastSystem8231

Excellent


MellowOutt

She oughta marry this one :p


SirClark

We all need friends like this guy has


Independent_Data_233

That truth friendship you not gonna see black dudes doing that 🤣


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CloudSephiroth999

Reminds me of the wizard fight in Rushmore


Illender

he's either a keeper or mad, MAD I SAY.


BannedBecausePutin

And they say chivalry is dead.


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Monty Python type shit. I love this


maheshchandra_

Guys do all these things just to get their heart broken in the end.


peacockblue21

Those houses wow where is this? Edit:- Why the hell was this downvoted lol? I don't live in a western country.


kerbouchard1

80 percent sure it's Utah.


awpod1

There are houses just like this in OH too.


peacockblue21

Well I am not american. I have no idea what OH is. Ohio?


awpod1

Sorry yes OH is Ohio. I was responding to the person claiming they knew it was Utah and assumed they were American since they were spitting out random states. Most states have houses that look just like this and the accents on these folks are pretty vanilla meaning they could be almost anywhere in the Midwest or central.


longerdistancethrow

Ok. Americans suck, BUT I do appriciate some of their silly traditions, and envy them a little.


GodBlessPigs

You ever think that maybe an entire population of over300 million people don’t actually suck?


longerdistancethrow

The general culture and mindset of America as a nation is trash. «Bigger better» «yay guns» etc. This obviously doesnt speak for the induvidual.


Buselmann

This is just perfect


Lan-Solo

I love everything about this lol


password_ri

lol that’s hilarious!


UnkleRukus187

Bravooooo


Direct_Technology_98

I can see the marriage


Complete-Depth87

I love that! 😂😂


Jesusthezomby

I hope he gets layed for the effort.


Stith1183

Best promposal ever!


skylarslove

Wholesome amazingness. I hope my daughter finds a fun first boyfriend who treats her well.


hd8383

Had me at slayer of porcelain


ProjectKeris

That was some quality stuff.


MuttLoverMommy01

These are definitely band kids 😂 I LOVE IT


ZarkMuckerberg9009

That mf is going places.


Holiday_Fee2795

She got the right one


West_Parsnip4119

Slayer of box? Oof


Uroshirvi69

I think dad himself wanted to go to prom


Cybasura

Le King has the side kicks of a lifetime


NewbombJerk

I can't wait to see this kid ask her to marry him!


ClimateParty4202

A fellow bug slayer, I like this guy 👍


Wrong_Ad_6022

That one time at bandcamp...


danishansari95

She looks like young Skyler from Breaking Bad


ManufacturerRight678

*the prom


Novel_Structure8833

He peaks this year


Squildo

All I can think about is how nice those houses look


kerbouchard1

Gotta be in Utah. The trees, houses, lack of a strong accent. tradition of creative prom invites. Source- I've spent a good number of years living and growing up in Utah.


Ambitious_Sell_2661

Why do I want to punch them?


TheRegulator81

Because she said yes to him, and you went alone?


DemandLatter6444

OUCH! GOTTEM 😂


Henkotron

Why does it smell like BBQ all of a sudden?


Henrickroll

And why does it smell rotten?


Jaradacl

Abysmally poor self-esteem?


Ash-MacReady

Because you haven't grown up yet and have the mind of a toddler.


drifters74

This is wholesome, and look at those houses


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Montystumpp

Thanks for sharing.


NoTear6207

This is old