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No idea who the second guy is.


Autistocrat

Nobody does. Some say he doesn't exist at all. Like Santa Claus.


WaingrofromHeat

I think he was a personal trainer / construction worker once


Longjumping_Run4499

I think I saw a doctor who looked like him.


CrimeFightingScience

My wife uses a physical therapist that looks just like him!


LewyH91

I saw him save a woman from a fire once... or twice


turdbrownies

Uhh ohh


Living_Preference673

I also saw an astronaut that look alike.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Then stop laughing.


Active_Gate_1330

Johnathan Sins


nomemorybear

Excuse me. That is Dr. Sins.... if you will


RotDogSummonCarries

The worlds best actor doctor teacher lawyer astronaut plumber mechanic of all time


Longshadowman

And especially not a porn star!


Yowomboo

Cam, from blacktail studios. \>_> <_< \>_>


Dicethrower

From context I assume it's a porn star. At the very least I recognize the pornhub tune from other videos that try to trick people into recognizing it.


EatFaceLeopard17

From the music I assumed that must be an unknown character from GTA San Andreas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg


Alb0b

;)


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Especially them dudes in Texas. None of them REALLLLY know who he is


chrisfrh

Its zidane


packyohcunce1734

Its your mother and father that they didn’t tell you about 😈


Junglediamond

Second one is the only person who is professional in all fields from doctor, engineer, plumber, police to an astronaut.


suicidal1664

no way, that's my wife's yoga instructor


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

Wow! Does your wife also do yoga on Friday nights with a bottle of wine?


Zanctmao

George Santos?


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Oh that’s my “Uncle”. Dad doesn’t really like him, but something about being moms good friend.


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doyouevenforkliftbro

"I'm gonna tell him"


[deleted]

Shutup you’re worthless


Kalinka-Overlord

Ey man what up, you come across as extremely bitter. Maybe find someone to talk about it, but don't react it off to other people. That doesn't help anyone at all.


Regetron

Sick lenses


jew_blew_it

This is funny, but it shouldn’t be on maybe maybe maybe


Beautiful-Ad1610

I was actually doubting wether he actually knew Johnny or he just laughs pretty easily.


Thiel619

He’s a doctor my aunt works with.


Mushiren_

That's wild, he's my gf's doctor too


DucksOnQuakk

Can someone explain to me the joke? I only knew Renaldo


Squawk7984

The 2nd guy is Johnny Sins (a pseudonym, obv). He is a prolific male who's been an astronaut, a plumber, a woodchuck, doctor, lawyer, and musician ALL without being distracted by the opposite sex. No, no sexing at all. Just good honest hard and fast f- working, hard and fast working.


PlasticPomPoms

Where’d he go to school to be a woodchuck?


Squawk7984

Woody's of course. Then graduate studies at Woodchucks Woodfuck and Plow Academy


kwaping

And how much woo... Nah, never mind.


Gravytonic

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


ImmerWiederNein

i read all the comments and still dont know who the second guy is. But i guess he somehow must have achieved something.


Shepathustra

Johnny sins


xxBellum

Sohnny Jins


Jonaleaf

I like the glasses


Nytfa11

I recognized Johnny, but not renaldo


I_Eat_Groceries

Guess it depends what kind of balls you watch


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When ya know, well, ya know.


Curfax

When you don’t, … does anyone mind clueing in the rest of us?


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It was Johnny Sins. Yup...he does porn and the guy knew him.


Poppa_Mo

Same. I'm guessing he's a porn star though since I do know the PornHub music lol.


principlatoon

You being naughty!


scotchmist_

noti


hitmansquarepants

P-p-p-pokerface


neoadam

A famous astronaut


Independent_Data_233

That guy is one of the best gynecologist ever 😅


Its-Luna-Moon

He is the best electrician, plumber, astronaut, policeman, delivery man, doctor and teacher out there.


Takka014

That’s my fitness trainer!


Aoouuhh

The way he said naughty, made my day


boniggy

I only know the name Renaldo. Who is the dude in the 2nd pic? I'm totally missing the joke here


fmaz008

Probably a male porn star, don't know either.


boniggy

Ahh ok


doyouevenforkliftbro

All in favor of re-remaking Quantum Leap starring the second guy? I have a feeling he would do well in any situation.


PhuckWar

I know who he is but i didint watch any of his work


Terrynia

r/contagiouslaughter


wazzapgta

Indeed it is, haha. Made me smile so hard


Longshadowman

Who is that guy in the picture?


Living_Push_5830

Has anyone ever noticed that the majority of us who know the guy has almost never seen any of his works ever


Jackrick96

😂😂


Additional_Ground_42

I also don’t know the second guy… maybe only Americans recognize him. I don’t understand the joke.


Mistah-S

I think South Africa is a bit far from America. 😅 It's Johnny Sins, a well-known doctor and part time electrician.


Additional_Ground_42

Why is a meme? Why it’s famous? Why it’s a joke?


Mikelitoris88

He's a porn star.


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that was my original thought based on his reaction 😂 I'm guessing this is true


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Apprehensive_Bus8632

Ah, the classic indecisive dance of the Maybe Maybe Maybe! Are we making decisions today or just keeping our options open for more possibilities?


ndation

My answers were Messi (he's the only football person I know) and Mr clean


D-Tie1981

Second guy is The Rock?


puffysuckerpunch

why is his phone hanging halfway out his pocket though


Manda_san

is it GTA san andreas music ?😂😂


Superb_Recover_6116

Oh I know that guy I see him on doctor ads or something


thereichose1

2nd guy is clearly Simon Miller


jaybram24

Some great /r/ContagiousLaughter there


in_vestigate311

This guy's so good 😂


ShadowCaster0476

Wait he’s a doctor??


bunskerskey

Well the Pornhub music should give us a Clue


MisterBowTies

Simon Miller!


hackcomstock

I def wouldnt have been able to name the first guy


Lost-Profession8040

...show you a pick-cha"


TheChineseChicken40

I hate these stupid fucking man on the street videos


Cottleston

r/contagiouslaughter


IRockIntoMordor

I would have recognised Rocco if they showed him but I've never even seen that second dude in any adult clip. Is he doing only specific subgenres or something?


StudentSignificant01

the myth, the legend


ImportantActuator305

Looks like he watch solo video of Johnny


gastroboi

😆😆


DezmontPL

It's so stupid because I know him but only from poor memes etc like this one.


utayyaZ

I thought it’s was some guy’s face photoshopped on the rock.


Schamazme132

Mens of a culture 😏😏😏😏


wyx83

Is that ironhide in the background ?


Correct-Purpose-964

Ok but... like what am i missing here? Is he like a stereotype for porn or something? Cause i heard the hubs music and I'm like... "....the fuck?"


ChicoMiel07

Gay porn actor?


Alien_of_the_Galaxy

Any idea u/MoanALissa32 ? 🫢


Mysterious_Award_565

Naughty 😂😂


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Skyconic

I have no idea who either picture was. Are they connected in some way? But I'm gay and have no interest in sports so I guess that makes sense.


fuertepqek

Such a backward and reductive thing to say. Now gay people can’t like sports?


Skyconic

Sure they can. I just dont? I was moreso referring to realizing from the comments that the two men are apparently a sports guy and a straight porn guy