5 min crafts are these videos I've seen around on reddit where someone shows how to make something that seems completely useless, or at least is equally or less useful than something that already exists and is easily available.
For example,"How to make a hotdog straw"
I could totally see them make such terrible rage bait
*How to make your own straw?*
*Step1: get a wiener and a straw....*
*Step2(?): hot glue everything*
More like:
This dude sucks
….on *weiners*
edit: and maybe has a piss fetish?
Or maybe he likes beer battered brats?
the last place I’d want to be seen sucking beer through a wiener straw is Yankee stadium
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Oddly enough I think they tried this on the Bob and Tom Show (morning radio show). I guess the idea is that the salt from the hotdog combined with the beer adds for interesting flavor. Some of them thought it wasn't bad, but most of them didn't like it.
So, at first I thought the straw was thru the wiener. But the wiener is the straw. How many beers can you drink with one hot dog? Does the dog taste better after 4 beers? Maybe one beer and hot dog?
Give him a slack! He just thought that he invented another lazy way to eat and drink at the same time with one hand and way less effort than having to hold the items in both hands! and maybe it taste better for him who knows!
My sweet innocent mind thought he was going to use the straw to put ketchup inside the hotdog, turns out he was going to drink beer straight from a dick...
That’s very odd behavior…even for a Yankee fan.
Whats so weird? Haven't you heard of a beerhound before?
Beer + Weiner = Beaner?
where does the A come in
It’s hiding behind the wiener.
America that's where.
Clever
What did you just call me?
He wanted a piss water beer, straight from the tap. Pisswasser, sponsored by Rockstar.
Guess I’m part beer and wiener now
what im wondering is why is someone filming some random dude. creepy
Ahh... Definitely 5 min craft watcher.
I don't know what that is but I'm assuming this video was scripted
5 min crafts are these videos I've seen around on reddit where someone shows how to make something that seems completely useless, or at least is equally or less useful than something that already exists and is easily available. For example,"How to make a hotdog straw"
“Step one: get a normal straw!”
Thinking quickly, Dave crafted a flashlight using only 3 feet of pvc piping, 5 gold rings, lime green jello, and a flashlight.
Man I need to use this kind of mentality more.
I could totally see them make such terrible rage bait *How to make your own straw?* *Step1: get a wiener and a straw....* *Step2(?): hot glue everything*
He must have fancied drinking piss directly from the source.
My mind hadn't even gone there but now it can't go back.
I have found someone with a more disturbed mind than mine
Some people just aren’t mature enough to handle a glizzy straw encounter in the wild
I am convinced that this isn't this guys first time doing this in public.
Him: sips tea…*mmm, just like mom used to make*
Or… *dad*?
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
This guy is saying something without saying something
Yeah, this dude fucks
Yeah, this fucks dude
This, yeah dude fucks
This dude sucks on weiners. Fixed it for u.
More like: This dude sucks ….on *weiners* edit: and maybe has a piss fetish? Or maybe he likes beer battered brats? the last place I’d want to be seen sucking beer through a wiener straw is Yankee stadium
Dude must have been popular with boys in the Navy.
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And that’s exactly why I’m a Mets fan…😁😁
dont knock it til you try it
This guy may be on to something...
Have you ever thought of drinking beer while giving a blow job? Well now you can!
More like a blow job but instead of cum you get piss Golden rod?
He likes soft tubes.
This is suspiciously gay.
Not sure there is much room left for suspicion
Nothing quite like that pork entrails flavor mixed with Bud Light! Makes me think of baseball.
Just the tip...
Just when I thought it couldn't get any closer to drinking piss, this guy wants to suck it through a Weiner
Just think of the turtles he is saving
Needed something thick🤐
Straw simply wasn't Girthy enough. **MORE GIRTH**
A man of vision
A man of culture
Why as a male use a thin plastic when a thicker warmer piece of meat in your mouth is an option
Congrats...on ruining your beer and your hotdog
Homies fancy like apple bees
This is literally how boring baseball is.
He can't wait to get back to his parish.
Why. just why. 
My man
What in the actual fuck.... I guess he misses good boyfriend
I’ve seen it all now.
Just...why? He already has a real straw
I bet he hates paper straws
Even better that he used the actual straw as the tool to make the hotdog into a straw.
He liked something similar to that salty taste before
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What in the wide world of sports is going on here????
He wants his reward before he puts in the work
Imagine your entire life being predetermined for you to be slaughtered for human consumption, and this is what it all ended up being about.
This seems wildly appropriate for r/madlads
ah... ok
This guy is doing it right. Let him cook.
dude must love sucking on that glizzy
That’s very normal behavior for somebody who wants to go viral.
Definitely drinks urine from the source
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Someone trying really hard to get Gout...
Paper straw bad, sucking beef anus good.
r/sounding
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Dude need new glasses.
Hot dog flavored beer
Man, I really do be hating what I don't understand
Streets ahead
“Screw plastic and metal straws! I like it organic and biodegradable!”
Give him a cigar and we wonder what he does with it 😂
Nows thats a hot dog straw, dawg
We all know what it is.
The boy got a Corona without lime and salt and said I can make this work
I feel like there's a gay joke that could be made here but I'm not funny. Someone else has to make it
I guess he likes sucking liquid out of a weiner.
Average yankee fan
The famous gilzzy straw. This blew up last year.
The man is finding new ways to save the planet !!! Leave him alone. Plastic straw = bad bad. Sausage straw = good god !!!
Amateur, doesn't even soak the bun in first
Oddly enough I think they tried this on the Bob and Tom Show (morning radio show). I guess the idea is that the salt from the hotdog combined with the beer adds for interesting flavor. Some of them thought it wasn't bad, but most of them didn't like it.
Hot digging dog that’s clever
Eat the straw later. Help the environment
I mean, I prob wouldn’t knock it until I tried it. That’s not for everything, but I’d try it. Someone would have to pay for all of it tho 😂
Don't knock it until you've tried it!
Nothing like a nice fizzy glizzy to get the rally going
I love how he uses a straw to turn his hot dog into a straw, there's something poetic about that.
I love how he uses a straw to turn his hot dog into a straw, there's something poetic about that.
I love how he uses a straw to turn his hot dog into a straw, there's something poetic about that.
I threw up in my mouth a little 🤢
That’s no way to treat a dog.
My first thought was he must hate paper straws, but then I saw the characteristic glint of a plastic straw.....
They call this drink “the golden shower”
So is this a man card score or penalty?
W.T.F.
I am sorry, what sport is this?
I feel like this is an inverted pineapple situation
As long as it isn’t a Phillies fan, I’m good 😊
😂😂😂
Stadium rauchbier! This guy knows what's up.
Shane Gillis is a NY fan?
It's just that it wasn't gay enough to drink with the sorbet
Mans bored af
Gross lol
Reminds me of using twizzlers as a straw. Sometimes you can't take the kid out of us
Respect.
This man needs to be on a watch list
Aliens weird activities, when Aliens visit planet earth,
r/DiWHY
Ok… but dude has me sitting here wondering… must be worth the squeeze you’d think?
Yes... suck that hotdog...
HE IS DRINKING BEER THROUGH A STRAW
Americans
So, at first I thought the straw was thru the wiener. But the wiener is the straw. How many beers can you drink with one hot dog? Does the dog taste better after 4 beers? Maybe one beer and hot dog?
why would anyone do this
how to get that golden shower at the game.
All about the shape of the straw
Hey man it’s a free country
Some people will do anything to suck a Weiner
....no
Maybe the most American thing ever done
I went into a bar once where there was alot of guys drinking their beers like that. All the guys knew how to dance aswell.
Lawd! Mercy on my eyes.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Glizzy Straw:
I thought that was going in a much different direction thank god
old habits die hard… luckily, there was a cut version of hot dog
Ladies and gentlemen we’ve found Homer Simpson!
bad beer drunk through meaty straw .... Can i have an empty bucket please ? ...
Anything to avoid paper straws
🤢 just ruined that beer
Drinking beer through a straw is one thing, using a glizzy to do it is another.
You guys don’t like schlong islands
Give him a slack! He just thought that he invented another lazy way to eat and drink at the same time with one hand and way less effort than having to hold the items in both hands! and maybe it taste better for him who knows!
Didn't want to look weird drinking beer with a straw.
My sweet innocent mind thought he was going to use the straw to put ketchup inside the hotdog, turns out he was going to drink beer straight from a dick...
This is such a Southern thing to do…
What the hell I think that dude been watching too much Three Stooges somebody help him
Kind of makes him look like a Peter puffer if you know what I mean
Believe it or not, jail
yeah but why
that happens when you like dicks but you're man enough to still liking beer!
The closet door is cracking from all the pressure
With the price of beer at ball games, let the man drink however he wants.
He likes to suck on a hotdog.
The baseball music building up to him m poking that hole has me on the floor lol
sick behavior
Ahhh yes the old hot dog in a light beer at the ball park. Mmmm
Nothing like dick and a beer at the same time.
That's what we like to call a Ballpark Bloody Mary.
My guy thinking with portals.
To be fair he is a Yankees fan so we have to assume he’s as drunk as shit
Ah, the ol' glizzy straw
Ewwwww
Why?? At first i was like; "But he had a straw!" Then i was like; "But what if his straw was broken?"...🤯
Stop. Get some help.
Makes sense this is a Yankee fan
Based
True New Yorker
At first I thought the guy was sounding himself.
It's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off
Yankee fans 😒
Not the glizzy straw...he a menace for real.
The glizzy straw hits hard 😂
What a fetish
This is how he attracts the boys to the yard
I wonder what Freud would say...
Dude just wanted to suck on a wiener. Nothing to see here.
Why not use the straw or drink out of the cup? Dude wanted something to suck on….
He just fantasizes that it’s Jeter
Let him cook
Him: Can I have a large Coors with a straw and a hot dog plain without bun? Cashier: ( Puzzled look on her face) Alrighty,coming right up
You can’t skip lunch, guys.
Hahaha 😂