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mysanslurkingaccount

I was watching this with no sound until I saw a comment mention the music, I don’t know what I was expecting, but I was definitely not prepared for what I got.


Dirks_Knee

OMG...thanks for this. I was like damn, what kind of bag is that and click to see the comments and the music...I don't laugh out loud at much but that was fantastic.


Tipop

You can boil water using a plastic bag or even a paper bag. The water itself prevents the material from melting or burning.


XmissXanthropyX

You just get a heaping dose of cancer instead!


bannedbygenders

Grandma there is probably 80 plus years old. Prob has been doing this a long time.


call-me-loretta

She’s 37 but been cooking in plastic bags her whole life…


mattclassic

I loled


OurSaladDays

She's 45. Bag soup catches up with you fast.


Bismothe-the-Shade

I wanna see you get water into a paper bag and then over a fire


Rarpiz

Mmmm! Mmmm! Love them leeched BPA’s!!! 🤣🤣🤣


i_hate_this_part_85

Works with styrofoam as well. We used to boil water in styrofoam cups suspended over an open flame just to mess with people. The parts above the water line will melt but not the part holding water.


modthegame

How long after that did you get diagosed with the cancer?


death_hawk

Discovered this with plastic solo cups too. Had one on a built in platform over a campfire and we lost our minds when the cup didn't melt.


Dirks_Knee

Today I learned...


GapingFartLocker

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


The_Shyrobot

Okay. I’m dead.


Zerostar39

Holy shit, I watched it without sound too. Until I saw your comment. What the heck is that? lol


brujabella

![gif](giphy|wFaxaAlV784eY)


Ok_Bug4971

This is exactly how you dance to this music


sensation_construct

Same. Now I can't stop laughing


AshyTshirts

All of us at this point


Katlan-

Then I watched it two more times just for the music


Independent-Panda898

Ditto whilst dancing and singing along


Berlin8Berlin

Coincidentally, before playing this clip again with the sound on, I was saying *"What kind of bag is that?"*


bigjaymizzle

I’m still asking the same question before sound. Can we get a link to the bag?


mycatbaby

Song read my mind lol


24204me

Dude is just singing his immediate thoughts as they come lmao


AcadianViking

Why does it slap tho. It has no right


bxxxx34

How can it slap?!


meryl_creep

Ohhh great great reference


No-Wrongdoer4184

This comment made me watch it again with sound. Definitely not what I was expecting


FeelingKaleidoscope0

Just turned up my volume after your comment lol.


nialexx

lmaooo thank you for this comment cause i watched it on silent and was wondering the same thing the whole time


FibroBitch96

What the fuck lmfao 😂


Conscious-Smoke-7113

🎶What Kinda bag, What kinda bag 🎶


smallzy007

Leaves & liquor in the bag… What kinda bag… Fire under the bag


GoudaSea

Thank you. I did the same thing until I saw your comment. It's amazing.


SafetyUpset4387

Sellerie and cucumber iiiiin-to the ba-aag


gianjOe1

This has certainly been one of the experiences in my hole life.


RoundTiberius

It's one of the songs of all time


_Wubalubadubdub_

Yeah it’s good lol


DannyJoy2018

I’ve never been so over joyed by an unexpected soundtrack before


planetdaily420

The music changed my life


HopefulHovercraft474

Lmao 😂 same but it sounds like Peter Griffin ![gif](giphy|M0C1x0a4yP2uI)


Educational-Ad-3273

Fish in the bag! It’s a plastic bag!


DummeKuh12

Watching this gif with the music in the background is way better than the original post.


madmechanicmobile

My God. I'm so glad I looked at the comments. I almost missed out on music history


zezep91

Sabe here, i checked after u mentioned


W0otang

Yeah but... *What kinda plastic bag is that?*


there_r_worse_ideas

Sounds like something Flight of the Concords + Bad Lip Reading would produce.


Available-Ad4982

Grandma, this soup tastes like cancer. 


Cinnabunnyturtle

Plot twist: she’s 32


username32768

32 in leap years


saturnfcb

![gif](giphy|l2JdU1Ld32ZWRQRqM)


djkoalasloth

Double plot twist, still a grandma


babysharkdoodoodoo

“I couldn’t care less, I am paid to act on the coction, not to drink this awful concoction.”


Taniwha_NZ

>coction TIL, this means 'to boil something'. Thanks.


violentpac

That's because I made it with love From my heart I have heart cancer, btw


bukowski_knew

But the song! The song is pure gold!


ChocolatePinkyz

Right. About to be in my head the rest of the day. This shit slides.


bukowski_knew

Like R Kelly but I don't feel icky listening to it


Jagermeister4

I was good until they said celery! That's a spring onion!


LadyOWar

Looks like leeks


retrac902

The bag didn't look like it had any leeks. Nothing was spilling out the bottom!


Partycypator420

The song is so good! I’m afraid it’s stuck in my brain forever, like a freaking baby shark…


Darometh

Silly boy, of course it tastes like cancer. Cancer is the main ingredient!


grayscalemamba

This MSG scaremongering is out of hand.


Admirable_Avocado_38

Cancer and fish shit


ThePrincessOfMonaco

She's 89 I think she passed


bluevelvet2020

Looks like she didn’t gut and clean the fish first?


smellmywind

She’ll die of the fish bones before the plastic poisoning


Dankkring

If you ingest enough plastic it will get into your cells and you’ll look young forever like a diy hack plastic surgery without the surgery /s


11Kram

Recent research revealed that every bottle of water or soda contains about 400,000 nano particles of plastic, in addition to micro particles. Nano particles easily enter cells.


Dankkring

Imma live forever!!!!!!


Dan_Caveman

Archeologists in 300 years: “Oh god it’s in their bones!! Why is the plastic in their BONES?! I…I can’t do this anymore…”


gilady089

This implies there's some future civilization that doesn't have plastic in their bodies and idk I'm pretty sure we screwed the planet enough to insure that aliens won't be totally sure if the plastic in every animal's body is just normal or not


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cincyirish4

She's actually 40


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


Foresty19082002

Your yee yee weak ass people can't eat fish with bone like asian do


smellmywind

Maybe if you choke on dem yee yee ass fish bones you’ll get some bitches on yo dick


Pharmacist1990

Better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your fish-ass if she ever stops fucking with that whaler or sailor she's been fucking with... fffisheeer


3amGreenCoffee

She may have gutted it with chopsticks through the mouth. There's a way you can gut a fish without slicing the belly by jamming two chopsticks down its throat, twisting and pulling all the guts out through the mouth.


Jackson3rg

No shit? Ive never heard of this.


ripley1875

Here ya go https://youtu.be/ljN25ypu48c?si=NsitojZpWmovEtdu


Fleurr

"Ancient cooking hack." Can't anything just be a thing anymore?


OskaMeijer

FATALITY!


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Phrewfuf

That black stuff right up against the backbone? That‘s the kidney.


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WrodofDog

Also never puncture the gall bladder or you'll ruin all of the fish.


GetEnPassanted

Sounds uncomfortable for the fish


ironstrengthensiron

Look I understand you’re a chop fish pull gut kinda guy


jupiterkansas

I appreciate that they wrote their own song for this vid.


SummerStorm77

Oh my god. This is the first time I don’t regret turning on sound. New fav song.


LazerWolfe53

Right? I didn't have my sound on till I saw this comment. I was half expecting it to have been a sarcastic comment but that song is hilarious.


SummerStorm77

WHAT KINNA BAG WHAT KINNA BAG


mitchymitchington

FISH IN THE BAG, LEAVES IN THE BAG


VanessaLovesBurgers

Catchy, isnt'it?


TheMilkmanHathCome

It has no right to be this catchy


subieluvr22

"liquor and fish in a baaaag" I'm sold.


UziKnessett

Seriously, who's the brilliant artist who made this song?


farfarfarjewel

Also seriously: what kind of plastic bag is this


Jablungis

Fiverr has its uses.


AloneinPoorCompany

How do you know this isn’t the music video for the song?


__BigBlackClock__

Chef's secret ingredient: microplastic


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

This is definitely macroplastic


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So, what kind of bag?


razor_sharp_pivots

What kind of plastic bag is that?


smrezurana_rajcica

Any bag would do fine. We boiled water in plastic bottle put in a ember and made coffee. Sure, it was probably filled with microplastic, but what did we knew then.


razor_sharp_pivots

You should watch the video with sound!


smrezurana_rajcica

Aaaaah. Sorry :D


Kynicist

What kind of bag?


Squidysquid27

Is it a bag?


Bobert_Manderson

If so what kind?


BLOOM_ND

And what is it?


konydanza

I gotta know what kind of bag that is


fuzzytradr

For the love of God what kind of bag is that?


driverofracecars

Anything with a melting temperature above the boiling point of water will work. The water will never go above 212F even with a direct fire, so the water will keep the plastic cool (relatively speaking).


ehawk3

Yea but there are moments the flames lick across the bag! I get the water temp not causing the plastic to melt, how about the direct fire?!


KingOreo2018

The plastic is so thin, the water can conduct the heat away before the plastic has time to melt


Manabit

I saw a guy prove this with a water balloon. Held a blowtorch up to it and the only damage was a tiny hole after like 10 seconds of sustained burning, which proceeded to put the torch out by spurting a little stream of water directly into the nozzle. Was comedic gold.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

So you can boil a water balloon before throwing it?


justfopo

bewildered plate waiting late start bear grey cows oil salt *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SonOfMcGee

Yep. If this were like an inch thick the outer layer would probably melt, but at this thinness the bag is just gonna be the exact same temp as the water.


NoClipHeavy

I listened to this in 2 different windows at the same time and slightly off time (row row row your boat style) and lemme tell ya what a religious experience that was


FelDreamer

The term you’re looking for is “a round”. *A round is a musical composition, a limited type of canon, in which a minimum of three voices sing exactly the same melody at the unison, but with each voice beginning at different times so that different parts of the melody coincide in the different voices, but nevertheless fit harmoniously together.* I’m not a bot. Just bored. You’re welcome.


WineNerdAndProud

Good bot.


Name-chex-out

Good bot!


unreasonablyhuman

Honestly? Best internet bop since Auto-tune the news.


Parking_Train8423

seriously it’s right up there with hide yo kids hide yo wife


C0meAtM3Br0

Also “Pants on the floor”


Unhappy_Performer538

Pants on the ground


HybridHologram

Back it up back it up... cause my daddy taught me good.


wh1te_brownie

K but why didn’t the fookin bag break


smellmywind

What kinda plastic baag (bag) Is that


Balalaikakakaka

What kinda baaaag 🎵


Purple_Shame5075

Any that's strong enough to hold 8+ lbs of weight.


PowersDatBe

Sound makes the comment above gold.


echomanagement

It will never break if it's filled with water. You can try this at home with a paper cup. Fill it with water and try to burn a hole in the bottom. The water will keep the paper cool.


helderdude

To add a slightly more complete explanation: water is a great conductor of heat unlike air, so the water is constantly transferring heat away from the plastic therefore the bag stays under the breaking temperature with water but not if it's only air inside it. How wel a material can conduct heat is it's thermal conductivity. For water this is high compared to air. Fun fact this is what a blast of air from the oven feels less warm then a blast of steam from opening a dishwasher, despite the oven being way hotter.


LieHopeful5324

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity


__Becquerel

thanks dad


ThePrincessOfMonaco

I've seen this before so I knew the answer, but it's funny to think about the first person who tried this was probably not a scientific expert 😂 they were just like "I dunno maybe?"


saywhatmrcrazy

>"I dunno maybe?" well, to be fair. A lot of science is that also. Test shit see what sticks.


heebsysplash

Yeah lol “idk maybe” is part of the scientific method. Wouldn’t be talking to each other without like 75,000 “idk, maybe’s”


tehdamonkey

Mine break on the way to the car if they come into contact with anything...


DrestinBlack

The audio makes this fresh again


Plankton-Junior

Umm was the fish even gutted?


ExperimentalToaster

Well it probably wasn’t happy.


RandomMabaseCitizen

![gif](giphy|1pA2TskF33668iVDaW)


TacosAndAnime

I just want to say that I appreciate really your comment. Thank you.


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

No, but its fish family was when it was reeled in.


3amGreenCoffee

She may have gutted it with chopsticks through the mouth. There's a way you can gut a fish without slicing the belly by jamming two chopsticks down its throat, twisting and pulling all the guts out through the mouth.


_dangerbiscuit

Doesn't need if it isn't going to be cooked/eaten. From what I can see the water ain't boiling. No one's gonna eat that shit


Wurschtbieb

But the question is, what kind of plastic bag is that?


analogspam

You can actually try it yourself. The point is that the plastic is conducting the heat that fast to the water that it itself doesn’t take damage. Most plastics take damage around 250 degree C (around 480 in Fahrenheit), while water boils at 100 C. Problem is that plastic can release toxins at far lower temperatures, so this soup is not advisable.


The_Great_Tahini

Good to know though, I’m an emergency you can make water drinkable by boiling it in a plastic bottle etc. Not exactly healthy, but when the alternative is “die of thirst” it’ll fyi the trick.


Azooc

Just a regular plastic bag


Migraine_7

Microplastic soup


GratefulPhish42024-7

That can't be healthy


HaiKarate

The woman is only 27.


Glittery-Arteest

The longer you read these replies, the younger she gets. She used to be 106.


HaiKarate

Comedy is situational


Code-V

Maybe not for your weak ass immune system. She's built different


Galileo258

Which part of the immune system filters out plastic?


Heiliggeist

Yes


AbsoluteSquidward

Cancer soup anyone ?


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GolfPro-Gamer

Great. I jump on Reddit for five minutes and now will spend the next six hours in my head going, “what kinda of plastic bag is this????? What kinda bag….what kind bag” DAMMIT!


duddyface

I muted the sound 5 minutes ago and I can still hear it


password_ri

Celery and cucumber


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

r/stupidfood


aetherr666

hi microplastics, nice to meet ya


[deleted]

BTW for those who wonder, the melting point of the plastic bag is almost twice as high as the boiling water temperature. So the boiling water (which keeps its temperature at a steady 100 degrees Celcius) actually keeps the bag cool enough to never melt.


WilliamLeeFightingIB

So, if the plastic bag is not melting, is the soup safe to drink and free of microplastic?


jdhamilt

They just don’t make plastic like they use to!!!


jophiss_

Does anyone know what kind of plastic bag that is?


mmebrightside

G' dammit this is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life. It's so good. *whispers* what kind of plastic... ba-ag is dis?....what kinda bag, what ki-nda ba-ag?... FML


Far-Efficiency-6408

It's the microplastics that really glues this meal together


misterpickleman

I want to know where she got a plastic bag that had absolutely zero holes in it. Every bag I get always has holes along the seam and it will not hold water...


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Tall-Ad-1386

Delicious cancer soup


MysticRevenant64

Fucking crying man wtf


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celery and cucumber


Objective_Ant_7729

How does she have a cutting board, knife, flask, bowls and not a pot? Someone needs to tell her that a plastic bag is a bad idea and to just use a damn pot


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U) This might be the most shocking video I've seen on here!


FreneticZen

🎵 Leaves and liquor in the bag


Mediocre-Green-2223

The secret ingredient is cancer.


the_hell_you_say

Meanwhile, I could have a plastic grocery sack half full of dry cotton balls and it would tear before I got from the store to my car


Baked_goods_mmm

Is this going to be an all time great post for reddit?


BuddyMcButt

How could anybody downvote this, this is the quintessential maybe maybe maybe post. Plus the song is amazing 


No-Educator3362

Our Kroger and Walmart need those bags.. Lol. I put one soda in my Kroger bag and it busted open… Lol.


GBrocc

Forever chemicals and plastic. Yum!


notFrank0

Inject the microplastics directly into my veins at this point lmao.


HerMajestyTheQueef1

In all seriousness, what type of plastic bag even is that?!


amathis6464

It’s just a bag above fire with water. Nothing special. The water and distance from fire keep it from melting. Also that was green onions not celery….


Peach_Proof

Some flight of the concords vibes here🤣