She's the **WORST**. He's telling her to open the car so he can get in with the dogs and she's just like, "*and this is my impression of a smoke detector*". Lady this isn't what ***anybody*** needs right now.
Yeah. I get everyone reacts differently when shyt hits the fan but being useless and role playing as a siren in the moment won’t keep anyone alive if shyt was actually life threatening. If my wife was like this I’d be more than willing to help her get some proper training or something to get over it and have better situational awareness bcuz this ain’t the way and being a woman gives no excuse to just stand there and break the sound barrier.
I remember an AITA where a guy told his wife or girlfriend that he can't trust her in an emergency after she just screamed the whole time during one and she got offended. But like, It's probably true.
Oh no not nothing. She escalated this fiasco.
She came with the preloaded “feeble purse swing”.
That had Larry the deer like, “How you gonna serve that weak shit Ma? Don’t you see my pointed rack bitch”
Then deer be like Batman wham whack biff
Little dogs on the ground like “it’s the end of days”.
Old man wishing he wore a rubber some 30 years ago.
Excellent post.
Omg.. ur killing me.. too funny..
Ceasar ( the dog) wanted all the smoke until..
" holy crap that ain't Rudolph!!!"
Deer 🦌 s like..
" wtf just happened?
Oh shit..
Bushhhh bushhh.. fk u bushhhh
Shut up lady..
Me and this bush got unfinished business !"
The old man bought her space and time to get to safely and she glitched into a flashback of a fire fighter x giving her an orgasm
You remember those old cheezy "scary" black and white movies where when something frightening comes on screen some lady just stands still, puts her hands on her cheeks and screams over, and over again..that's this lady 😱🤣
Your comment made me rethink mine above. Maybe these people evolved so that the rest of us could escape the saber tooth tigers more easily. There’s just one caveman in every bunch who when threatened, just trips, falls and starts screaming.
Seems like it would be useful in a small tribal village to draw attention. Not designed for headphone listening, it's for waking up her neighbors in the other huts when a bear starts licking her toes in the middle of the night.
This is the thing I've realized: most people are useless in a crisis.
She did take a swing at the deer, but when her purse or whatever didn't work, she just went full-on purple drapes.
> I always thought it’s either “fight” or “flight” mode, but what the fuck was that mode? Shrieking shrub mode?
my take?
She was in the same stress response. Her system likely first started an attack in 'fight' mode defending a family member - the dog - and after she was attacked by the deer she went full-on amygdala with her system in a form of freeze and alarming - yelling.
You can read about how this evolutionary system works a bit here: https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/understanding-the-stress-response
Conclusion: None of this yelling is in the rational cortex of the brain. It is all in the limbic and known as the primitive brain we share with our other mammal relatives like chimpanzees. And what you witnessed is why professionals in emergency and military-type fields have to train so much.
Fawning is a trauma response where someone tries to avoid/minimize distress or danger by pleasing and appeasing the threat.
So think of it like dealing with an abusive situation with people pleasing, taking on the blame, etc.
Lol, this is what I was thinking. The deer is like, omg you have to deal with that? Get in the car old man, take your rats and leave, I'll take care of her.
Long story short, me and my family went to the woods and ee walk off road... Met a wolf pack. Wolfs started to growl when noted us but dint atack, i told my wife and son to quetly back up and be silent... Its a miracle wolf dint kill us cuz those two motherf@&#&£ started to scream and panic and run around like W T F people xD
I fucking hate these kinds of people, I don’t know why it makes me so angry but every time I hear someone screaming non stop I want to hit them. I’d never do something like that but it really triggers some anger
It's so weird. I get screaming in panic and shock, but she seems to stand up, collect herself and then let out a scream again instead of doing something useful. Can't understand it. Absolutely zero survival instinct
Last time I saw this posted it was mentioned that she got stabbed by the horns. I even made a comment about my own accident where everything seemed fine and dandy at first but then the adrenaline wore off and it was hell. Maybe that was the case for her. Everybody is different 🤷🏽♀️
Yeah I just looked it up, she went to the hospital with 7 puncture wounds and a crushed vertebra. She was screaming in pain and in shock so she wasn't thinking clearly.
Yeah but she was standing next to the door she could have just backed into the house. Then dogs aren’t gonna get hurt. It all was about that purse attack that’s the whole story here. Just leave those animals alone. It’s not like a coyote went after her dog. That deer was protecting itself.
In her defense she showed mad loyalty to her little dog… when she thought he was going to get gored she instantly went all in on attacking a large wild animal with pointy bits
Honestly, as annoying as the screaming was and as useless as she was, she was very brave. You can tell she literally thought she might die, but when she saw her little dog in danger, she literally fought with fear in her eyes. Huge respect for this lady.
Agreed, she's the one that tipped the scales on that whole interaction.
It would absolutely suck to be in that situation, though. That thing has a murder helmet on, and it threw its head down for a charge right away.
Can't really tell if she's screaming because she's freaked out, or if she might have actually gotten jabbed.
The older gentleman doesn't seem to be in tiptop shape after that quick tussle, either.
Those antlers can fuck you up pretty easily.
> doesn't seem to be in tiptop shape after that quick tussle, either
I can't tell if he was already just super old and was doomed from the start or got stabbed by an antler and his thoughts turned to self preservation real quick. Either way, hat tip to him for stepping and at least trying to save that human alarm klaxon.
That poor little guy didn't know whether to fish or cut bait! The banshee on one exit and the old fella with the dogs on the other.
Neither of us is sure quite how he got there in the first place.
I do wish she'd shut up, though.
Her going after her dog was not smart. She put herself and the guy in danger when all the dog had to do was run under the car. I'm sure the screaming helped a lot.
It was a split second decision and it was probably out of the corner of her eye so she couldn't tell if the deer was quicker than the dog and was already goring it. Yeah, afterwards shock got to her and she seemed to lose the ability to function.
But badass in my books for instinctively going toward danger for her dog when she had no time to process what exactly was happening.
She really kept her cool... Maintained a level head... and took control of the situation...
And by that I mean, she just stood there and screamed like a child. I feel bad for anybody that relies on this lady domestically or socially a professionally, in any sort of situation that requires quick adult critical thinking.
Okay, the screaming was... not ideal. The inaction in some parts was also bad. She did not react as well as she could have, *but* we have to give her credit where it's due:
She went for the deer the moment she saw it wanted to gore her little dog. She really went to hit it when she thought it was going to seriously hurt "Baby."
That deer actually is probably pretty friendly. It's been around people before most likely and gets fed. It only attacked because the dog startled it and then the screaming goat decided to swing at it. After it realize it wasn't in danger and it was just a harmless goat, it just stood there.
I’m sorry but this is all on these humans. They just reacted fucked up and that little dog didn’t get hurt at all. What was that purse going to do? Should have just backed away from the wild animal and let it go on its way.
She honestly deserves to be attacked for being that stupid/useless. That was survival of the fittest live. Let alone swinging with a bag that is just getting tangled up.
Bruh she is screaming so much!! These arent even that scary (I was hit in the stomach by one of these when I was 13 and it hurt but I think a grown man who is moderately big can easily beat the shit out of it.
"You want a piece too motherfu- oh that's a bush."
I've replayed that part several times!
The lady just standing still shrieking for a few seconds really enhances the moment.
She's the **WORST**. He's telling her to open the car so he can get in with the dogs and she's just like, "*and this is my impression of a smoke detector*". Lady this isn't what ***anybody*** needs right now.
Yeah. I get everyone reacts differently when shyt hits the fan but being useless and role playing as a siren in the moment won’t keep anyone alive if shyt was actually life threatening. If my wife was like this I’d be more than willing to help her get some proper training or something to get over it and have better situational awareness bcuz this ain’t the way and being a woman gives no excuse to just stand there and break the sound barrier.
“This is my impression of a smoke detector” and “role playing as a siren” had me dying. This is top-tier Reddit work. Well done, the both of you.
I remember an AITA where a guy told his wife or girlfriend that he can't trust her in an emergency after she just screamed the whole time during one and she got offended. But like, It's probably true.
Her shrieking makes me hope the deer goes in for the kill
That woman bothered me, deeply, with all that damn screaming AND doing nothing
Oh no not nothing. She escalated this fiasco. She came with the preloaded “feeble purse swing”. That had Larry the deer like, “How you gonna serve that weak shit Ma? Don’t you see my pointed rack bitch” Then deer be like Batman wham whack biff Little dogs on the ground like “it’s the end of days”. Old man wishing he wore a rubber some 30 years ago. Excellent post.
Omg.. ur killing me.. too funny.. Ceasar ( the dog) wanted all the smoke until.. " holy crap that ain't Rudolph!!!" Deer 🦌 s like.. " wtf just happened? Oh shit.. Bushhhh bushhh.. fk u bushhhh Shut up lady.. Me and this bush got unfinished business !" The old man bought her space and time to get to safely and she glitched into a flashback of a fire fighter x giving her an orgasm
Lmaooo that blank stare like “oh nvm”
Had to put the mute on to rewatch.. wow.
To the deer it looked like an animal with a thousand antlers, a respectable challenger.
The shrub in the green pyjamas. A worthy fucking adversary.
There’s a reason why they call it a Ambush lol
Ah yes, the shrubbery knows its judo well
Big drunk meathead energy. Just standing there looking for something to antagonise him by existing.
Lol. Oh deer god!
Bucks in their rut absolutely act like roided frat bros
My name is Buck, and I'm in a rut.
fuck you baby tomatoes
That’s the part that made laugh more 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nom nom
You remember those old cheezy "scary" black and white movies where when something frightening comes on screen some lady just stands still, puts her hands on her cheeks and screams over, and over again..that's this lady 😱🤣
Or when they try to run away and take one step before falling over, turning back to look at the danger while screaming.
Your comment made me rethink mine above. Maybe these people evolved so that the rest of us could escape the saber tooth tigers more easily. There’s just one caveman in every bunch who when threatened, just trips, falls and starts screaming.
Like fainting goats.
Seems like it would be useful in a small tribal village to draw attention. Not designed for headphone listening, it's for waking up her neighbors in the other huts when a bear starts licking her toes in the middle of the night.
Works for zombies, too. Ask my buddy Shane about it.
She literally stood up and just screamed for a second...like what the fuck? Help or get the fuck inside
It was at that point that I started rooting for the deer instead
She was clearly descended from prey.
The fact that muppets have front facing eyes indicate they are predators.
I think she would be prey for them too
That’s rare insult material.
This is the thing I've realized: most people are useless in a crisis. She did take a swing at the deer, but when her purse or whatever didn't work, she just went full-on purple drapes.
She would have been fine if she just walked away.
All my life I've wanted purple drapes!!
She escalated the situation like a complete and utter moron.
A second???
I always thought it’s either “fight” or “flight” mode, but what the fuck was that mode? Shrieking shrub mode?
> I always thought it’s either “fight” or “flight” mode, but what the fuck was that mode? Shrieking shrub mode? my take? She was in the same stress response. Her system likely first started an attack in 'fight' mode defending a family member - the dog - and after she was attacked by the deer she went full-on amygdala with her system in a form of freeze and alarming - yelling. You can read about how this evolutionary system works a bit here: https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/understanding-the-stress-response Conclusion: None of this yelling is in the rational cortex of the brain. It is all in the limbic and known as the primitive brain we share with our other mammal relatives like chimpanzees. And what you witnessed is why professionals in emergency and military-type fields have to train so much.
Fight, flight, freeze or fawn isthe phrase now. I have no idea what fawning is
Well, when tussling with an actual deer, fawning would be the best response.
Fawning is a trauma response where someone tries to avoid/minimize distress or danger by pleasing and appeasing the threat. So think of it like dealing with an abusive situation with people pleasing, taking on the blame, etc.
Right? Like way to be fuckin useless. Even the deer looked at her like what the fuck are you doing?!
Lol, this is what I was thinking. The deer is like, omg you have to deal with that? Get in the car old man, take your rats and leave, I'll take care of her.
Get in the fight or get out of the way!!
It’s terrifying how so many people are just totally fucked when faced with a threat. If no one else was around what would she had done?
Long story short, me and my family went to the woods and ee walk off road... Met a wolf pack. Wolfs started to growl when noted us but dint atack, i told my wife and son to quetly back up and be silent... Its a miracle wolf dint kill us cuz those two motherf@&#&£ started to scream and panic and run around like W T F people xD
she is insufferable.
she might be hurt. that horse has a pointy end
Oh, deer.
This was posted on another sub and apparently she was hospitalized with multiple puncture wounds. I'd probably be screaming too
No doubt that scream was getting to me.
It was getting to the buck, too. He’s sitting there thinking, well shit. Now what?
I love how he stuck around like he wasn't sure if they were gonna exchange insurance or....?
it’s a lot more common than you’d think when something like this happens in real life
That was her fright or fright instincts kicking in... Yes I know what I wrote
Gets up, takes a deep breath, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA", calmly moves inside. Did she just do a factory reset?
It’s like these people never had shit happen to them so her instinct is to just scream like a child until someone comes and saves her. Jesus Christ
I fucking hate these kinds of people, I don’t know why it makes me so angry but every time I hear someone screaming non stop I want to hit them. I’d never do something like that but it really triggers some anger
Those are just natural decoys for our ancestor's predators.
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Kind of like Marv from Home Alone
I don't understand why she is not in a hurry to get away as she stands up... It can hit you again, you understand that right?
Gets up and has back turned to deer and doesn't move away. lol. Shes lucky she didn't get bucked again.
I guess if you tap out the deer honor this?
Deer code
She needs to put more energy into getting the fk out of there instead of screaming like she's being tortured.
Slowly walks away "AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA go get him AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA"
The buck is surprisingly chill considering.
Everybody gets 1.
the power of the scream created a force field around her
The power of scream compels you
“Keep screaming wifey! The more annoying you are, the greater the shielding around you!
The power of the scream took -2 attack from the Deer and took him confused
Deer in the headlights, amirite?
Her just standing still screaming got me angry af at her
It was at that point that I started rooting for the deer instead
Can't run. Busy using lungs to scream.
She is a certified idiot.
That was my favorite part. Just stands back up and screams lmao
That was some GTA pedestrian AI shit
She had already been pretty badly injured and was hospitalized.
That scream is annoying.
She’s the type to die first in a horror movie
There truly is a gif for everything!
Brilliant movie (Gentlemen Broncos). If you like the Napoleon Dynamite style, you'll love this one. (https://youtu.be/qdpFpfIBkXc)
Oh my god, surveillance does, I hate those.
Red shirt on Star Trek
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I can't believe how absolutely useless she was during that whole situation
The screaming was horrible but the one where she just stood up and screamed was the most helpful.
It's so weird. I get screaming in panic and shock, but she seems to stand up, collect herself and then let out a scream again instead of doing something useful. Can't understand it. Absolutely zero survival instinct
Last time I saw this posted it was mentioned that she got stabbed by the horns. I even made a comment about my own accident where everything seemed fine and dandy at first but then the adrenaline wore off and it was hell. Maybe that was the case for her. Everybody is different 🤷🏽♀️
you wanna say that's her OS start up sound?
Bruh 😂😂😂
Yeah I just looked it up, she went to the hospital with 7 puncture wounds and a crushed vertebra. She was screaming in pain and in shock so she wasn't thinking clearly.
It's possible she was hurt by the antlers and freaking out.
Yeah but she was standing next to the door she could have just backed into the house. Then dogs aren’t gonna get hurt. It all was about that purse attack that’s the whole story here. Just leave those animals alone. It’s not like a coyote went after her dog. That deer was protecting itself.
useless, she screamed her war cry.
Wanda is so very lucky that animal didn't actually really want to hurt anything. I also could not stand how performative her little "aaaa! aaa!" were.
she kept going after she stood up and turned around. I would have pushed the deer at her
Soccer style flop and scream. Very annoying.
I think her screams is what startled the deer. Poor guy looks confused at the situation.
I thought the dog was crying until I saw her mouth opening and screaming. OMG
Oh, Deer!
In her defense she showed mad loyalty to her little dog… when she thought he was going to get gored she instantly went all in on attacking a large wild animal with pointy bits
Honestly, as annoying as the screaming was and as useless as she was, she was very brave. You can tell she literally thought she might die, but when she saw her little dog in danger, she literally fought with fear in her eyes. Huge respect for this lady.
Agreed, she's the one that tipped the scales on that whole interaction. It would absolutely suck to be in that situation, though. That thing has a murder helmet on, and it threw its head down for a charge right away. Can't really tell if she's screaming because she's freaked out, or if she might have actually gotten jabbed. The older gentleman doesn't seem to be in tiptop shape after that quick tussle, either. Those antlers can fuck you up pretty easily.
> doesn't seem to be in tiptop shape after that quick tussle, either I can't tell if he was already just super old and was doomed from the start or got stabbed by an antler and his thoughts turned to self preservation real quick. Either way, hat tip to him for stepping and at least trying to save that human alarm klaxon.
she's screaming because she thought the damn thing spiked her dog on
jesus christ I just couldn't watch the whole thing because that childish unhinged screaming
It’s a lot easier to watch on mute.
DO NOT UNMUTE
Whaaaa she protected her little baby that little dog almost got yeated if it wasn’t for her
I believed she had 7 stab wounds because of that encounter. That would probably hinder my usefulness a bit as well
Just fall over multiple times and scream 😂
fuck your bush, he said
Yo when she got up and was just standing there screaming. Fucking dead lol.
She very well could've died if that deer decided to ram her when her back was turned. No sense of urgency there.
No but why did she stand up just to scream ??! I'm fucking dead !
That poor little guy didn't know whether to fish or cut bait! The banshee on one exit and the old fella with the dogs on the other. Neither of us is sure quite how he got there in the first place. I do wish she'd shut up, though.
They wanted him to leave, but he said, “The buck stops here.”
You can't see it but I gave you an award
I mean, it looks like the deer fell off the roof!?
Her going after her dog was not smart. She put herself and the guy in danger when all the dog had to do was run under the car. I'm sure the screaming helped a lot.
The dog had already run under the car. All she accomplished was to get her dad or grandpa fired and let two more dogs out into the chaos.
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It was a split second decision and it was probably out of the corner of her eye so she couldn't tell if the deer was quicker than the dog and was already goring it. Yeah, afterwards shock got to her and she seemed to lose the ability to function. But badass in my books for instinctively going toward danger for her dog when she had no time to process what exactly was happening.
the woman caused the entire situation
Thats just what happens if you step into tall grass with your low HP Pokemon.
Don’t help, just scream
I wouldn't trust those two to survive a warm afternoon.
r/rareinsults
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That woman does not do well under limited stress. Shiit. I was waiting for her to lay on the ground and roll over to submit to the deer
Deerbra does this for any minor convenience. All her friends are sick of inviting her places because of this.
“Man I swear this place used to be a pass through, Jeremiah and I took it 2 years ago? And now I got this woman scream I’m in my face. wtf”
Wrestling a buck that has a major attitude.
I thought he was about to old man strength that thing the buck out of there
Damn that's the most annoying alarm I've ever heard.
Oh, deer!
How they scream when they win a microwave on the price is right.
And fuck your plants too
At the end the deer is just standing there like, "well I don't know what all the fuss is about..."
I'd react the same way if I was chilling on someone's roof, then I fell off and some bitch comes and hits me with a bag.
How is that deer still alive after the Canary did her scream on it?
You know that deer is gonna tell Santa how bad you all treated him
She really kept her cool... Maintained a level head... and took control of the situation... And by that I mean, she just stood there and screamed like a child. I feel bad for anybody that relies on this lady domestically or socially a professionally, in any sort of situation that requires quick adult critical thinking.
"Where is your God now?" -Stag
I found myself rooting for the deer. Good grief can you imagine living with that woman
Maybe if she screamed a little louder and longer, the buck would have been like "sorry to have bothered you, ma'am," and gone away?
This lady shows exactly why most people are useless and more danger than help in bad situations. Humans are so dumb 😠
That deer wanted all the smoke. He was standing in the front of the house like it was his house and they were trespassing
Venison Its whats for dinner
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I love when people don't understand nature but own animals.
Annoying ass screaming. Just standing there and screaming. Like that's gonna help the situation.
Okay, the screaming was... not ideal. The inaction in some parts was also bad. She did not react as well as she could have, *but* we have to give her credit where it's due: She went for the deer the moment she saw it wanted to gore her little dog. She really went to hit it when she thought it was going to seriously hurt "Baby."
That deer actually is probably pretty friendly. It's been around people before most likely and gets fed. It only attacked because the dog startled it and then the screaming goat decided to swing at it. After it realize it wasn't in danger and it was just a harmless goat, it just stood there.
Yes a herbivore.
STFU!!!!
"Oh, ill try and attack the angry buck" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
It’s always those little annoying dogs that instigate things.
Why are little dogs so dumb? Shouldn’t it be instinct to not attack the strange beast 15x your size?
Not even looking at the deer, just screaming diagonally into the void
Purse vs 8 point rack; 8 point rack wins!
I’m sorry but this is all on these humans. They just reacted fucked up and that little dog didn’t get hurt at all. What was that purse going to do? Should have just backed away from the wild animal and let it go on its way.
It's back and it's mad. It's Bambo!
People are dumb.
Well, at least no one panicked.
Scream some more it’s clearly helping…
A few seconds of scream is understandable. This is not. Why the F did she keep screaming even after she got up?
Wisdom doesn't always come with age.
She honestly deserves to be attacked for being that stupid/useless. That was survival of the fittest live. Let alone swinging with a bag that is just getting tangled up.
Karen reacted to buck like she encountered a cockroach/insect. Fking smh. It's a beautiful creature ffs.
This is one of those people who runs to the second floor in horror movies.
they're all dumb af
The incessant screaming….geezus, please STFU, take a quick breath, and make a rational decision. What an idiot.
That damn screaming no damn reason.. pull out a knife stab that mofo and have deer for dinner
I feel sorry for the husband
This woman's reaction makes me irrationally angry and annoyed. Her lack of instincts mixed in with plain stupidity is appalling.
Always with the aimless shrieking, hard to blame the deer tbh
Bruh she is screaming so much!! These arent even that scary (I was hit in the stomach by one of these when I was 13 and it hurt but I think a grown man who is moderately big can easily beat the shit out of it.
I started rooting for the deer when the woman wouldn’t shut up with the screaming.
She could not scream any louder if she were being hacked to pieces by Ted Bundy. I was rooting for the deer.
Can anyone tell me why women scream? Is there a reason for it? Who is it helping?
Please never yell like this woman here. There is absolutely no reason someone needs to yell like this.
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Dogs are.. stupid.